professional ass. Youtube: piped.video/generalsam123 Podcast: piped.video/c/ForeheadFables… Evil Twin: piped.video/@SeneralGam
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Wait, Elon’s been getting all these women pregnant with in vitro fertilization?
Dude I got a way cooler method you should try you dumbass
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I told my daughter i'd build her a Steve's Lava Chicken Shack from the minecraft movie and now i can't figure out how to do it and she's on the verge of tears
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Sons of The Forest is so gross can you believe i golf clubbed a baby for 30 minutes and the game never once told me to stop.
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Ur one of those freaks that gets off to being humiliated and pitied aren’t you
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My grandma said she enjoyed Django Unchained until the hero was shot by that German feller I said grandma what the fuck
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After seeing Elon do that nazi salute at the inauguration I just want to clarify that I’m not actually Jewish I was lying.
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The tarkov kids will scream.
The tarkov kids will moan.
The tarkov kids will threaten.
The tarkov kids will still get on and stream tarkov tomorrow.
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every tutorial has a series of redstone converter doodads and dispensers and funnels. i thought i'd just cram a chicken into some lava and be a fucking hero to my kid god im so stupid
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My daughter just took a shit so big that my wife is on the phone with the doctor and crying lmao
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They took the ads off my cooking video for what? For frying up a succulent Peruvian meal!? This is democracy manifest!
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do you understand how much of a fucking sap i feel like actually buying this rn
i own like 6 versions of this fucking game
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Norm MacDonald is hands down my greatest hero and i hope to one day achieve a fraction of what he achieved in the world of comedy.
RIP to the funniest comic ever
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Got a new haircut. Was told by 2500 people during stream that it sucked and then my wife said it sucked then my best friend said it sucked then I got on Reddit to unwind and
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hats off to rockstar for making one of the best single player games of all time and one of the worst multiplayer games of all time and somehow they're both Red Dead 2
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my daughter pisses on the floor.
my dog pisses in the yard.
my pregnant wife pisses her pants when she sneezes.
and i get in trouble for pissing on the toilet seat. at least i made it to the fucking toilet.
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turns out you can just waltz into a Scottish festival and buy a kilt. They don’t ask for ur Scott card or blood test or anything.
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I called Biden, Nikita called Putin, and we squashed the beef. It was all a big misunderstanding.
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Too fat and retarded to be brainwashed. This is a big win for the zoomers proud of you fellas.
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My wife is on a rampage trying to figure out which family member fed our dog table scraps that caused her to have explosive diarrhea all last night.
(Spoiler Alert: It was me)
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wendigoon is getting dragged on twitter rn and he might be genuinely the nicest guest we've had on the podcast dude he wouldn't hurt a fly lmao
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I told everyone that when I hit a million subs I'd buy myself an Eames Lounge Chair with black leather cushions and a palisander shell.
Well, I just hit a million subs and guess what?
I can't afford it lmao
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do urself a favor and go take a look at the world while ur still young enough to do it
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There’s been a lot of comments about my weight on my recent video and I just wanted you to know it’s entirely from eating like a fucking king.
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having your politics be your personality is worse than those gay guys that make being gay their whole personality.
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In my garage melting my menorah down with a blowtorch and then pouring it into a crucifix mold
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I told Abby that Poob really likes cookies so she should cook cookies before he comes over when in reality I don’t even think he likes cookies and now I have all these to myself
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Usually YouTubers come up with some bullshit half baked excuse as to why they haven’t been making videos but boy oh boy do I have a banger excuse:
My mom died and then I got hit by a hurricane
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im paying $1200 a month for my family health care plan.
yesterday i woke up with pretty bad abdominal pain. I called the doctor and he told me to go take a shit.
I took a shit and i feel fine now. Worth every penny.
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I was cutting firewood and Abby said I didn't know what I was doing, I told her to go inside and as soon as she went in I cut my thigh with the axe and now I'm hiding outside because I don't want her to know she was right.
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weighted-pack training
(for no reason in particular)
and collecting hiking gear
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More than getting an item in game, what warms my heart is seeing how much you guys like that I have an item in game. Seriously grateful to have you guys.
hope u get diabetes drinking it
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watching these ukranian invasion clips made me realize how little gun ownership really defends you against a modern army with cruise missiles and shit
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voip is awesome and there’s nothing I can do to ruin it
Battlestate you really have outdone yourselves
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Three year olds are fucking brutal man. My daughter just listed all of her best friends (which was basically everyone she knows) and intentionally left out her mom because she wouldn’t let her eat chalk. She was holding her at the time.
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wife won’t bake me holiday cookies cause I’ve gotten too fat, so I’m in a real foul mood don’t even look at me
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Wife’s been talking about learning to make pastries. These are exciting times indeed.
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That’s how I do it I look down the barrel to make sure there ain’t no bullets lookin back at me
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hope everyone had an awesome halloween except the people that put a bowl of candy on their porch it takes the fun out of the holiday and ur a fucking grinch and all the kids hate you and you deserve to have the whole bowl stolen
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Think I’m gonna move the family away from Florida.
Nothing against Florida, in fact I’ll be staying. Just gonna get rid of the family.
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civilians should be able to get those drones that do missile strikes
to prevent tyranny and such
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when they legalize weed $10 says my wife still wont let me get wiggidy wiggidy on the goblin gas
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Handful of edibles before visiting family for Christmas was the best idea I’ve had this year
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wait wait wait so they're making Alex Jones pay $965 million dollars for *checks notes* being a fucking asshole on the internet?
gulp
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Someone sent in heelies and I just busted my ass so hard on them that my wife took them away from me
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she rode him down the staircase like a skateboard didn't she. what a monster
Gary Coleman's ex-wife just failed a lie detector test about his fatal fall. New twists add fuel to years of speculation. Dive into the full story: complex.com/pop-culture/a/cm…
ALT Gary Coleman's Ex-Wife Fails Lie Detector Test About His Fatal Fall
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#36 on trending
This is big. I will be thinking of this when I get turned down for sex tonight and begrudgingly masturbate in the bathroom while the faucet is running so nobody can hear me crying
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