Like clockwork i got hit with the hammer again and have to make a new account lol oops 34M Arbys Sympathizer, movie reviewer, cat dad
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Fargo turns 30 this week so to commemorate it I did a review of it on my YouTube. Art by @Shut_Uppington
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ive always said its not about the bush its about how one wears it and how they carry themselves with it. I dont mind it if its maintained well enough and shes hygienic
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I’m inherently hardwired never to trust a balding mid white dude who goes to Thailand
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I think they're trying to basically fabricate him being caught to give the element of control of the situation so that people dont try it again when in reality. the guy fucking likely disappeared and wont be found, but the government would never admit that.
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If bro was smart he’d just vanish into the pine barrens for a few weeks. Then make his way to the Appalachians
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She seen Sasha getting all the belts and having creative control and realized “nope”.
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you've posted this same copypasta like 4 times in the 2.5 years im following you. come up with new material.
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To all my Mexican neighbors down the street let’s put aside our differences for the greater good.
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JR was head of talent relations. He said “someone who had the power to bury me” JBL did not have that power. Also JBL is shockingly more progressive than he leads himself on to be
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My mom was like in love with David Bowie and my dad used to fuck with her and be like “you know he’s a homo right? Mick jagger fucked him up the ass” and my mom would get all upset like marge in the simpsons when that girl makes fun of her for having a Monkees lunchbox
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I remember bullying these two guys with that flag and beating them and then later we queued again and when I told my team they had Israeli flags they stomped them while spamming “free Palestine” in the chat it was great
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He committed a “crime” that would likely be met with respect by convicts. And he’s Italian. Nobody fucks with Italians in prison.
If he killed/raped a woman or a child sure but he just whacked some asshole.
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kids in the hall (a sketch show from the 90s) used drag for sketches requiring female characters and Dave Foley was so convincing as a woman, even to himself that he has admitted he at one point questioned if he was a trans lesbian rather than a straight male lol
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it was never "protect the children" it was "protect the children so i can fuck them" with Maga
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I hate that guy who bitched about this and hope he stubs his toe on a used needle outside of an aids clinic
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The mafia losing influence over New York was the nail in the coffin. Back in the day a real New Yorker would have kept his fucking mouth shut. Rudy Guliani is a piece of shit
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Vault tech was always implied to be the ones who started it. You People are just too stupid to understand subtext.
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id need to see a reference again to give an honest judgement but you look like you'd carry it with swagger and confidence
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i think revealing to that generation what grooming was at a younger age was a double edged sword because it protected them when they were young, but now they're just like terrified of it in adulthood. ya cant groom a 25 year old im sorry.
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this isn't fucking looney tunes bro. the stability of the steel was compromised which caused the literal thousands of tonnes of concrete to cave in, with more and more weight stacking on top of more and more weight thats just physics. Towers are built NOT to topple over
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i mean the weight loss is gonna mean her knee injuries wont be as much of a hinderance on her moving forward so good for her
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Parents don’t get to decide what their children are. You all fucking talk about “gods will” until “gods will” ends up being something that doesn’t adhere to your fucking standards.
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Y’all are gonna hate her when she turns on the predator in order to benefit the company
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I legit hate this movie. It’s such a case of “first world problems” if I ever write a coming of age movie it’s gonna be the complete opposite of this wishy washy suburban crap.
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My plan is more oriented towards being broke. Also it’s a risky venture because some airport security checks your hands for powder from explosives or ballistics. And he wasn’t gloved
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i mean thats at least a more positive starting point than "get the fuck out of my house *deadname*"
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My average male fantasy involves me defeating the predator in single combat and having the elder of its tribe reward me with some piece of old weaponry. Thereby informing me and the audience that they have been hunting humans on earth for at least 300+ years
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Yes hence why I could care less if she appears to be high. She got her whole ass perfect tits out like.
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I don’t know why this fucking rat has made a name out of talking like he’s some fucking wise guy. Literal mafia Nepo baby who then turned states witness
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two theories on the end of GT
If GT exists in the same timeline as Super. Goku is going off to become an Angel like Whis, "see you later" means some day Vegeta is going to become a destroyer god.
If GT doesn't exist in the same timeline (which i believe) Goku just transcends
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This is why there is a far right movement btw because everytime the left pushes back it’s like “wait no that’s too far”. The right has gone too far and found a way to also exceed that. It’s time to stoop to their level bc the moral high ground has failed
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Don’t look at the cover letter look at the résumé. Cover letters are the fucking biggest piece of bullshit ever “I want the job so I don’t get evicted” is all you fucking pigs neee to know I swear to god
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i mean with UK wrestling gone theres a lot less 16 year olds getting fucked by wrestlers so
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yeah i was close with a girl who had real bad anorexia and like right before it got like really bad physically she was prone to these meltdowns all the time over like nothing. then she got like too skinny and fell off the emotional spectrum and was just a zombie.
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there's a distinct possibility that the US fabricated a capture in order to give the illusion that they have it under control and will catch you so as to deter others from doing the same thing and that the actual shooter is just off the grid now.
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the samoans were victims of enough japanese war crimes that they can go ahead and appropriate their shit as a treat
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Bro even if I agreed with that shit 50 people singing on the plane would be enough for me to blow the fucking airlock
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Suck his dick to lure him into a false sense of security and then bite into that dick vein that causes you to bleed out in seconds
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Theoretically if North Korea nukes Israel and America nukes North Korea and someone nukes America before they can nuke everything else that would solve a lot of problems
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"HOOOMERRRR I SOUND LIKE IM FUCKING DYING ON THE BIG SCREEEN"
-Marge in her voice that sounds like they made Julie Kavner gargle razorblades
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Honestly at this point people should just start dragging landlords into the street like mousilini since they’re legit taking advantage of a crisis.
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To be fair if there’s any part of a police department that has inherent value it’s homicide detectives lol
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I love how its semi canon according to Nintendo Power that the only win Glass Joe has is against Nick Bruiser (Final Boss from Super Punchout) and it was described as a freak accident
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This casting is really off lol I love Karl Urban but he’s literally Kano. Johnny Cage should have been like Iunno not him.
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Nah sorry 97-04 Kane was a beast. He just kinda broke down after awhile because he’s so fucking big.
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My great grandma sent me 100s in savings bonds to put towards college over the years before she died and my mom cashed all of them before I was even out of elementary and spent it on her possible coke habit and neo nazi bf then gave me the speech on how much she sacrificed for me
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They haven’t learned of the anti cheese characters. Like how tapions flute barrier can stop any fucking beam attack
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You’re gonna walk into your home office and Merrick from HR is gonna be sitting there with your tweets open
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Chemical castration doesn’t deter pedophiles at all. Two people I knew got molested by people who were chemically castrated from a prior offense. The one dude used a dildo on my friends sister and another guy just sucked off this other kid I knew.
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this is what happens when the IWC fucking gasses up a lower midcarder for years on social media btw.
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“I just think the world of magic would be a lot more whimsical if your people stayed out of it professor”
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.30-30 Winchester Goes through most soft armor and fucks up someone in plates. In fact most big game ammo is a perfect substitute for armor piercing rounds that are unavailable to civilians
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Bro we need to start taking YouTube away from these bum ass jobber who think they’re authorities. And the ass bitch mark fans who act as their yes men cohosts
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I remember queueing against two dudes with israeli flags in their shit and i was just spamming free palestine in the comments and my team and I fucking completely dunked on them "guess you cant kill us because we aren't unarmed kids"
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The boundary pretty much speaks for itself lol. I would never go into my bosses office unless invited or instructed to enter by the boss themselves. If I was in charge I wouldn’t want to be in charge of a place where that wasn’t the implied boundary
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Lee Harvey Oswald scored two shots, one of which was a headshot on a moving target from 256 feet with nothing but an old italian bolt action rifle and a dream
In america, its not a matter of can or cannot, its a matter of will or will not and it always has been.
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The bugs are animals with motives based on instinct. The bugs aren’t bad but they aren’t good.
The humans however are bad
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Iunno man it’s kinda gay that you see a cute girl and the first thing on your mind is cock.
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Okay but to be fair in the context of an American Luchadore that actually does work as a heel thing
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