1 part garlic. 1 part bread. Pro-Wrestling enthusiast.
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Some years ago a Muslim congressman was about to get sworn in but someone objected to him swearing on a Quran. So as a power move he got Benjamin Franklin’s Quran and swore on that.
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I need a kink expert to explain this particular humiliation fetish because I don’t get it
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DJ Khaled has famously not uttered a word, so she just hates him for being famous while Palestinian?
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The guy who coined the term alpha from observing a pack of wolves, wrote a second book saying he had it wrong
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There’s not enough pawn shops with old men giving children a guitar for free because they see promise in them anymore and it shows in todays music
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The glass bridge explosion made no sense as it harmed people on the winning side of the challenge too. No other challenge physically harmed the winners.
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The mugs technically imply that one of them has to be smashed in order for the other one to function which goes against the two state solution popular with libs
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They’re doing rage bait because Tik tok just pays out on engagement. It’s becoming more common and we need to label it and not engage.
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Can you imagine how unpleasant you have to be for a Trader Joe’s cashier to not want to interact with you.
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India famously does not invest in their Olympics program at all, there’s no need to be doing race science in these comments yo.
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My favorite story is how Bill Murray got paid scale for Rushmore, but paid for the $15,000 helicopter scene when the studio wouldn’t spring for it so he made negative money.
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We will never know if Sacha Baron Cohen’s vision was better, but it’s safe to say this part would have been.
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Dude knew the exact date, time, and location of MLK’s assassination and didn’t stop it
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Makes me wanna see a Tony Hawk biopic where he doesn’t suck for even a second when he’s 12
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Hey now if tradition dictates, Joseph Quinn will have a hit role later on in a different Marvel role.
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Historically there’s only been like 10 people who have known how to be filthy stinking rich and he’s up there
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Underrated movie that basically tells the story of how e-commerce was founded on being able to buy porn.
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Mr. Beast has admitted many times that he consumes almost no media outside of his specific interests and considers it a waste of time. This is an instance where that caught up with him.
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I know everyone talks about Tina Fey, or Keenan Thompson taking over when Lorne retires, but can you imagine if Mulaney did
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You can sum America in the airport recline chair debate. There’s those that say it’s their right to recline, those that say it’s rude to, and no one is yelling at the airlines for squeezing in more rows to make this debate moot.
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Hailey Welch has said she’s a crack baby so you can sort of draw a line between Carter arming the majahideen -> Reagan contra/crack epidemic -> Hailey’s mom -> Talk Tuah podcast
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Oh my God she’s infamous from stealing from small designers and giving them no credit. She Israel’d designer clothing HAHAHAHA
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This would cost 60 million in cast pay before a single set was built or a CG was I’d
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Everybody wants me in their mouth and I’m fun to share, but no one asks how I’m doing 🥺
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“If I never have to shtop and the gash tation then I don’t washte money on shnacks”
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Filming this in a bathroom bigger than some apartments with gigantic diamond earrings on is an insane choice.
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The funniest is when Glen decided his district was a mask free zone, like bro you’re one of the most famous masked people
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There’s a few wholesome videos on TikTok of Europeans going to a high school football game being like “no way! This is real? This is just like the movies”
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Setting a calorie limit instead of a good food requirement was probably many kids first taste of bureaucracy taking the place of actual progress
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I mean it is illegal to own more than 6 dildos in Texas. So fighting for your right to 7+ sex toys is a must.
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She could say she’s not releasing her new album till there’s a ceasefire and there would be a new complete foreign policy in a week.
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I need to see the suburban white woman voting data before and after her cancellation because maybe she was keeping them happy and sedated
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Honestly I’m just mad that double Pacino was unnecessary when it could have been Brando
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