Host & Video Game Consultant 💫| Head of @PenToPixels 🖊 | @MinnMaxShow cohort ↘↗| @IndieCouncil_ cohost👩🏽‍⚖️| @GamesAndNot cohost🎮 | 📧janet@pentopixels.com

Los Angeles, CA (She/Her)
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Episode 2 of #TLOU confirmed that the canonical way to play the game is to immediately fail at stealth and start firing chaotically.
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Periodic reminder of why white pride is racist but Black pride etc isn’t.
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Grifters about to be *screaming crying throwing up* with this one.
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I have to tell y'all that during my Gotham Knights preview Living la Vida Loca started playing and it was by far the weakest moment of my session. My jaw dropped when it started playing and I was like wtf is going on rn.
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Yeah so many of Xbox’s comments are aging like milk rn. This is the danger of selling the “good guy” narrative. It only works when you do “good” things. That said this is also why PlayStation and Nintendo don’t talk to anyone anymore. They’re like nah I’m not gonna play myself.
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Except they did?
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For the gamers who don’t understand people’s pronouns and/or make mocking “pronouns in bio” comments.
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I have some news. I’m leaving IGN.
did it work
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Me: I love when games have a good story. Me when the story is happening:
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There are kids whose first console is the #PS5.
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I feel like the gap between Cyberpunk 2077 on PC and console is what PC players have tried to tell me the gap always is but this time it's actually true.
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Between Robinhood stopping you from getting GameStop stock and Activision refusing to talk to diverse candidates it’s super clear that there are very visible systems in place to keep some in power and others down.
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How it started. How it’s going.
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"Race, gender, etc shouldn't matter. It should be about the best person for the job." No. And let me explain why (a thread).
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Got engaged to @IsaiahByDayah this weekend 💕 excited for this new era.
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I am begging #TheLastOfUs fans to stop equating a character dying with a character being disrespected.
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Was looking forward to Horizon Forbidden West until I saw the game was about Aloy’s journey. Like… that’s the character you designed and wrote a backstory for LAST GAME. Using the same main character? It’s lazy is what it is.
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In the year of big RPGs, Metaphor: ReFantazio taught me I don't hate long games, I hate long games that don't have the quality to support their runtimes. 16hrs of Metaphor has catapulted it up my top 10 list and may have removed FF7 Rebirth entirely. Guys, Rebirth sucks.
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It’s a cruel joke that women in the games industry are the most likely to be accused of not being passionate enough when they literally love an industry that does not love them back. I’m media, not a dev, but there are many days where I wish I could love something else.
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*game has grass* Players: so this botw clone.
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Gonna tell my kids this was Smash Bros Ultimate.
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Free #PS5!!
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Checking the coronation rock today.
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Every few months I think about how much TLOU 2 fucking slapped.
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Was overjoyed to see these people. 🥰
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It's time. We need you. Come back, Jak and Daxter.
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#Sifu creator kit.
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Some of y’all didn’t start saying “exclusives are bad because it means less people can play the game” until Xbox dropped that coin.
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Ham: A Dah Wahs Story.
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LIFE UPDATE: I’m no longer at IGN. I’m going to miss everyone immensely & am grateful for the experiences I’ve had. Still figuring out details but I’ll be doing independent work while looking to guest on an editorial & podcast level (send invites/opps my way!).
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If Phil Spencer doesn’t walk onto the E3 staged dressed as Crash Bandicoot the industry is doomed.
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Me: I fell off the latest Forza Horizon but maybe I’ll go back. Me after this tiktok: GOTY 2021. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Gaming bigots will always hate inclusion and empowerment because the worlds they want to escape to are worlds where marginalized folks are absent or oppressed. It doesn’t matter that they can “just not choose the options” or ignore certain storylines. It’s about hate not logic.
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Finisher. 🏅
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Gamers will demand for every animation to be new like y’all don’t put up the same Christmas decorations every year.
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If it's a computer why isn't everyone telling me it's cheaper if I make it myself?
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YOOOOOO WTF IS THIS WITCHER 3 SHIT YALL WILD.
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What if Horizon 2 and BOTW 2 come out around the same time AGAIN?

ALT When You're Hanging Out And Remember You Had An Appt GIF

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Was returning to links about the Tripwire Interactive story as I’m currently recording my VG news podcast Gameonysus Weekly and holy shit at this personal rebrand. I genuinely had to double check that I clicked on the right account.
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Honestly this PlayStation showcase sucked. I know people will say “this is why you shouldn’t have expectations!” But that argument is dumb. They waited so long to do a #PlayStationShowcase and if this is the next phase of PlayStation I am whelmed. #playstationshowcase2023
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I think it was meant to be a cool moment but it reminded me of when Just a Girl started playing during Captain Marvel and I'm just sitting there like omg why did they do this??? It's way too on the nose.
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IGN really said all lives matter in the dead of night.
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As an obese man,you should hit a treadmill instead of talking out your neck
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My toxic trait is clicking all the optional dialogue options during in-game conversations and zoning out immediately to the point where I may as well not clicked it at all.
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I'm a huge fan of this franchise, a big story game person, and when I hit credits on this last night (esp. after hyping up the first two episodes) I had to tell y'all this ain't it.
Despite a stellar start, Life is Strange: Double Exposure’s thrilling plot twists take a hard pivot to nowhere. Making it a game I no longer recommend at all: pentopixels.com/article/life…
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BRO.
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So Nathan was playing an Xbox exclusive?
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Xbox about to take game pass from the greatest deal in gaming to the only deal in gaming.
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That “just got signed!” feeling. ✨
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If you hate my guts and like games I got bad news for you this gen. 💖
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Is anyone else EXHAUSTED that dudes in this industry will have entire degrees, knowledge of 100s of games, years of experience, the ability to use like 8 different pieces of software, and then tell me they can’t learn about racism bc it’s too hard??? Make it make sense.
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TLOU 2 next gen update when tho.
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I reviewed Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown. 5/5. It's Celeste in its side challenges, Ori in its smart design & epic heights, Metroid Dread in its grueling combat moments (but easier thank god) & Jak 3 in some of its aesthetics. All while being its own fantastic game.
A platformer fan's paradise that turns parry haters into experts and proves Metroidvanias don't have to be about getting lost. Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown is 2024's first must-play game. pentopixels.com/article/prin…
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The coolest game I played at GDC was from the Alt. Ctrl. section. The game is projected onto a pop-up flip book and you play on it. @LowtekGames
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Gamers, what’s your most horrific “save data lost” story?
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Me with this Troy Baker NFT situation
all reaction videos
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Hey friends, BIG NEWS. I just got a full-time job at @IGN as part of the @IGNwikis team! I'll be moving to San Francisco and starting in April. This is, quite literally, a dream come true and I'm so excited to work with so many talented people.
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Who else?
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#GodofWarRagnarok is fantastic and so much better than 2018 (which I also loved). I was blown away by it and despite being so jam packed it completely earns its length. Quite possibly one of the best games I’ve ever played and definitely my new GOTY for 2022.
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Hi-Fi Rush seems like one of the most successful shadow drops yet. Everyone on my TL is playing it. Honestly shadow drop and game pass are a killer combo and I hope we see more of it.
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An indie funding other indie games. The best reveal of the show. #summergamefest
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Gonna tell my kids this was Days Gone.
you could tell me this was a scene from the new final fantasy game stranger of paradise and i'd believe you
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Priya from “Turning Red” looks like Janet Garcia #Disney @Gameonysus
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IGN stands for I’m Gay Now.
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Eventually everyone at IGN will be BI and super PC at the rate we are going. Congrats on achieving more relevance!
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“Do I have to play Death Stranding to understand Death Stranding 2 ?” implies that anyone understood Death Stranding 1.
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Can’t believe the console wars have made it to space.
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I will never stop wishing #TheGameAwards was pretty much flipped in terms of ads/trailers/musical performances versus awards. No other industry does it this way. It’s weird.
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"Accepting differences of opinion" is not allowed when your opinion threatens my existence.
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Thrilled to be sticking around as an official third chair on @KindaFunnyVids#PSILoveYou. PlayStation has been a big part of my life since the PS2 era and my career since I started full time freelancing in 2018. Excited for all things what Sony has in store for this coming year.
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Can’t wait to see what masterpiece gets released when Horizon 3 comes out.
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Y’all really said “one more thing” and showed me a controller. #stateofplay
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This is so fucking cool. Physical media always hits baby.
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We needed Twitter when that $600 PS3 dropped.
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My job is to cover the games industry. There is nothing celebratory in this post. This is me continuously assessing Xbox's statements, moves, and discussing what it means. I am critical of everyone. Ps. its always the platform stan accounts that give me this kind of feedback.
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I thought #TLOU HBO did a much better job making Joel sympathetic since they 1. Gave him more moments of humanity and 2. Showed more examples of others going through struggle but holy shit his decision at the end felt so much more evil in the show. Like bro! Shit was brutal.
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In preparation for our God of War 2018 rereview I’m starting a new save and, fun fact, this will be my first time rolling credits. (Thread)
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Patrick Mahomes was in that locker room like
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“How do I get my girlfriend into gaming?” 🫠
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Today I recorded my last episode of PSILY as a permanent 3rd chair. 💙 I put a lot of thought into my decision to leave & ultimately I felt it was a good next step for my career. Will miss the show & team but I’m sure you’ll see me from time to time as an occasional guest.

ALT Me at the studio launch pointing at the camera.

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I’m Mexican so today is actually Christmas. Tomorrow is just the day nothing is open.
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GamePass has revolutionized the way I don’t play games I could easily play.
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Dating apps.
What isn't a video game but feels like a video game?
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Finally, some next-gen content!
Four years ago tomorrow, we became Mrs. and Mr. Five months from tomorrow, we become Mom and Dad.
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Coming out and I couldn’t get it to fit within the character limit. 🏳️‍🌈
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I’ve been an official third chair on @KindaFunnyVids’ PlayStation podcast: PS I Love You XOXO for (a little over) a year now! Thank you @GameOverGreggy and @BlessingJr for giving me one of the best parts of my career. Love y’all, the show, and PlayStation.
We have an announcement regarding PS I Love You XOXO... Welcome @Gameonysus as our third chair. YouTube: piped.video/wYv6eS9Twwk Podcast: bit.ly/2R7FzFq
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Santa came through and got me that PS Vita I wanted!! What games should I get for it?
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💙 I’ve felt so incredibly welcomed every time I’ve stepped onto KF content. It feels good as hell to be here.
We have an announcement regarding PS I Love You XOXO... Welcome @Gameonysus as our third chair. YouTube: piped.video/wYv6eS9Twwk Podcast: bit.ly/2R7FzFq
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This was gamers’ Renaissance Tour. #TheGameAwards
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Had a dream that I put Elden Ring on easy and beat it in 17 hours.
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A reminder that every day is a bad day to tweet at me to tell me how many women are anti-abortion. Fuck them and fuck you too.
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ICYMI it is my birthday.
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I am tired of parrying in games and I'm not afraid to say it.
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Pokemon evolutions: This Pokemon evolves at Lvl. 16! Also Pokemon evolutions: This Pokemon evolves if Male when slotted in the 3rd spot in your party and Nicknamed Dave, provided it's holding a Scuffed Trinket. It must level up in the Rain at 3:25pm. Finally, bike across the...
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This is actually incredible.
Mike tried to become best friends with Geoff Keighley
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And that’s a wrap! First game I beat in 2022: #HorizonZeroDawn. Can’t wait to talk about it on #PSILYxoxo.
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Some of y’all who are crying over TLOU 2 plot points clearly thought “Joel was right” in the first game and now that you no longer agree with characters’ choices you can’t handle it despite seeing the first game as a master piece for doing the same shit you’re complaining about.
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Find someone who likes all 3 modern Star Wars movies. This person does not exist.

ALT star wars rey GIF by Nerdist.com

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