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nitter.app/Freedom_Toons/status/2… We can't win the culture war without making culture! You funded it, now we're making it- "Twisted Plots" premieres May 22nd!
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Tell a feminist she can't kill a baby and she starts comparing herself to a cow. Wild times
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A migrant could harpoon a dolphin at sea world and twitter lefties would be like "Oh so fishing is only okay when white people do it?"
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"I want to quit drinking"
"Hi 👋
Nutritionist here:-
Literally every time you consume liquid, you're technically 'drinking' 😏If you really stopped "drinking," you would die"
How can people find this pedantic nonsense clever or interesting?
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>Writes book liberal women use to pretend to be oppressed
>Pretends it's banned
wow
Margaret Atwood, author of 64 books including “The Handmaid’s Tale,” has seen her work banned for content deemed overly sexual, morally corrupt, and anti-Christian. cbsn.ws/47Ill96
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this is actually a perfect distillation of how lefties argue:
1. find two things that are different in nearly every possible way
2. find one superficial similarity between them (this proves they are actually identical)
3. "why are you against one but not the other 😏"
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If eggs from the previous administration are still fresh enough to sell, you don't get to blame the current administration for their price
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Trump deports innocent citizen who never committed a crime and also he was a rocket scientist
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the people who claim that this is what schools are like are the same people who want to ban homeschooling
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If @joerogan had agreed to @KamalaHarris terms and conditions
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Arresting the former President when the opposition party is in control: "No one is above the law!"
Arresting a Judge for committing a crime: "Constitutional Crisis!"
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The only thing Jay Jones is known for is wanting republican children to die and democrats were like "Let's elect him!"
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nitter.app/Freedom_Toons/status/1… Gavin Newsom casually destroying California
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Yes, Brian, I'm sure it was a republican who killed Charlie Kirk because he felt Charlie was a "fascist" whose "hate could not be negotiated with"
BREAKING: Federal investigators say they’ve found no link between Charlie Kirk’s shooter and any left-wing groups. PER NBC
So the shooter isn’t Antifa.
Isn’t a Democrat.
Isn’t even political.
And yet, millions were fed a lie that sparked national outrage.
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nitter.app/Freedom_Toons/status/1…
Hey you probably didn't know cuz you saw it on tiktok, but this video was stolen from me and our website plug was removed!
Would you mind sharing the actual version we uploaded to twitter so your audience can find us and we can get the ad rev?
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everyone knows that when people refer to "chemicals" in food, they are referring to unhealthy artificial additives
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When the hurricane hits but you're conservative #FEMA
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it is so shocking to me that a man who solves his problems with violence would support abortion
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Charlie *did* want what was best for you when he called for your deportation. You're constantly complaining about this country, it's not a stretch to assume you would rather be elsewhere
1. Charlie Kirk did not want the ‘best’ for his opponents. For example, he called for my deportation, the overturning of the 2020 election, and the execution of Joe Biden.
2. Donald Trump is the most openly and proudly divisive president in modern American history.
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imagine you didn't use that word every time your feelings got hurt and it actually meant something
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The most hilarious cope I keep seeing in response to this is "She's VICE President not the PRESIDENT"
Oh I'm sorry, she's only spent the last four years in the *second* most powerful position in the country...
While the guy in the most powerful position had such bad dementia he had to drop out of an election
So powerless :'( No influence :'(
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This plays in my head every time the fake news says there were "nazis" at a Trump rally 🤣🤣🤣
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Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey doesn't want a repeat of 2016- with the American people choosing a candidate he doesn't like...
patreon.com/freedomtoons
#twitter #fakenews #2020election #censorship
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nitter.app/Freedom_Toons/status/1… lmaoo why does she keep doing it??
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my cartoon where kamala goes "BEHHHH!!! BWEHHHH!!!!!!!!! BWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH!!!!!"
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This is a misconception, the color difference here has nothing to do with food dye. The top bowl is grey and desaturated because it is in England.
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nitter.app/Freedom_Toons/status/1… Sad how evergreen this video turned out to be
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