Writer, @TexasMonthly. Formerly @texasobserver. Piss and vinegar. Native Texan. Plus: fishing, kayaking, gardening and climbing. @forrest4thetrees@bsky.social

Austin, Texas
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Once again, the world is getting a glimpse into Texas government—and it ain't pretty.
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Not watching the debate but following it on here is like dying from cancer from second-hand smoke
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Texas is 48th in mental-health funding. Greg Abbott has been governor for eight years, plenty of time to do something.
NEW: Gov. Greg Abbott in an interview with Fox News emphasized mental health in response to the Allen mall shooting. "People want a quick solution," Abbott said. "The long-term solution here is to address the mental health issue." wfaa.com/article/news/local/…
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More than 10,000 night owls, graveyard shift workers, and just generally busy folks took advantage of 24-hour voting in Harris County, including this dude who showed up in a welding mask & said he was motivated to vote b/c voter suppression ticked him off texasmonthly.com/politics/ha…
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Greg Abbott, who is thinking about running for president of the USA, is holding his State of the State address at a corporate site in San Marcos, instead of the Capitol. Cellphones are banned and guests were originally expected to sign non-disclosure agreements. No press allowed.
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ERCOT for sure has a lot of blame to bear for this crisis, but the fundamental feature of Texas's power grid is deregulation. We went further and faster than any other state with turning things over to the market. That's on policymakers.
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. @GregAbbott_TX now 20 minutes late for his press conference where he's going to talk about his border blockade. He's appearing alongside Samuel Alejandro García Sepúlveda, the governor of Nuevo Leon, Mexico. Fun fact while we wait: Garcia is 34 and is working on his third PhD.
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What, I thought we were in favor of free speech on campus? Or does that only apply if you hold an opinion on foreign policy in line with the governor?
Arrests being made right now & will continue until the crowd disperses. These protesters belong in jail. Antisemitism will not be tolerated in Texas. Period. Students joining in hate-filled, antisemitic protests at any public college or university in Texas should be expelled.
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Greg Abbott over the years: Allen: "unspeakable tragedy" Cleveland: "senseless act" Uvalde: "senseless crime" White Settlement: "evil act" Midland-Odessa: "senseless & cowardly attack" El Paso: "heinous & senseless act" Santa Fe: "act of evil" Sutherland Springs: "horrific act"
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Greg Abbott and the Legislature desperately want everyone to blame ERCOT, but ERCOT is mostly just a traffic cop for the grid. This market was deregulated and designed by the Legislature and maintained and promoted by politicians. They are the deciders.
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One of the many problems with one-party rule in Texas is that our leaders rarely face any accountability. They answer only to their donor and the far right. Texas tough lmao
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Uvalde families asked the TX Legislature to raise the age to purchase semiautomatic rifles from 18 to 21. The bill wasn't given a hearing until April 19 and they were kept waiting for 12+ hours to testify. The bill is pending in committee; Mon. is the last day it can be advanced.
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Say what you will about Beto, but there isn't a politician in the state that can get grandmas to applaud "motherfucker." Highly effective crowd work.
I don’t know if Beto’s gonna win but goddamn is it refreshing to see a politician call someone out like this
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Two weeks, Greg Abbot was blaming the Texas blackouts that happened on his watch on wind power. Now, a day after he lifted Covid-19 restrictions, he's preemptively blaming the (coming?) surge on immigrants.
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I helped organize an unpermitted walkout and rally in front of the Tower in 2003 to protest the Iraq War. The police were never this heavy-handed.
This has gotten exponentially more violent and out of control since DPS began dispersing protestors. At least 5 arrested now. Watch:
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Texas springs and rivers are in really bad shape right now, and maybe none worse than the iconic Jacob's Well in Wimberley. The photo on the left is how the well is supposed to look. The photo on the right is its current dismal state of zero flow.
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Lol at this description of Texas A&M in The Guardian (UK)
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One of the most important charts for Texas: Attendance in public schools is holding steady while funding continues to drop. What we're witnessing is an historic disinvestment from public education.
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Greg Abbott: Crime is out of control in Austin. Something must be done. Also Greg Abbott: I shall move heaven and earth to free this convicted murderer!
I am working as swiftly as Texas law allows regarding the pardon of Sgt. Perry.
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“No market solution” = we, the government, deregulated everything and are now at the mercy of profiteers
Breaking: ERCOT has issued an alert for possible rolling blackouts Monday from 2 p.m. to 8 p.m. "A projected reserve capacity shortage with no market solution available." Additionally, ERCOT has issued a call for energy conservation Monday.
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This argument—"unless you help me undermine public schools, I will keep undermining public schools"—has a certain Machiavellian elegance to it
Texas House Democrats joined a handful of Republicans to kill our education package last year. It added $6 BILLION for school funding, including teacher pay raises and school safety. To achieve our shared goal, the House must pass it next regular session.
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Elon Musk and Joe Rogan should record another three-hour podcast tomorrow explaining again how Texas government is so much more competent than California's
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In downballot news, @RepMattKrause, the state rep who came up with list of 850 bannable books, is losing badly (61-39) in the race for Tarrant County DA.
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The allegations here are significant: did Mike Miles' charter chain illegally transfer Texas tax dollars to Colorado schools? Neither Miles nor TEA Commissioner Mike Morath, who appointed Miles as Houston ISD superintendent after absolving the elected board, had any comment.
While Texas schools struggle with a huge budget deficits, @SpectrumNews1TX has discovered that millions of Texas education tax dollars are being diverted out of state to the series of charter schools founded by #HISD’s state appointed Supt. Mike Miles.
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Kerr County sheriff just now: "What matters is not blame, it's commitment to improve." Amazing how the people who run things 'round here never take responsibility for anything. Mass shootings, electric grid collapsing, catastrophic disasters—no one's ever to blame!
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The lawyer who defended BP in the Deepwater Horizon spill will now lead this court hearing environmental cases. We don't talk enough about the naked and *legal* corruption that happens in this state every day.
🚨INVESTIGATION: Texas Gov. Abbott is launching a special court system for corporations — and he’s appointed fossil fuel lawyers as judges after he raked in cash from oil/gas donors. Abbott can replace the judges if they refuse to do his donors’ bidding. levernews.com/justice-brough…
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what's your most un-texan opinion? fine, i'll go first: i hate buc-ee's
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Texas, take notice. Deep-red Oklahoma now has: —Medical marijuana —No-excuses absentee voting —Medicaid expansion
Oklahoma becomes the first state to expand #Medicaid during pandemic modernhealthcare.com/medicai… via @modrnhealthcr
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The Bloomberg campaign couldn't have been any clearer when it hired its Texas staff: They would have jobs helping turn Texas blue in November no matter what happened with Bloomberg. This week, the staff was let go. texasmonthly.com/politics/bl…
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Seems like Texas's junior senator has a lot of time on his hands and that he hungers for useful work. Perhaps he could apply to be a morgue worker in El Paso. Not sure he's qualified, but it's worth a shot.
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Looking through Greg Abbott's campaign donations is an eye-opening exercise. You see how many megamillionaires and billionaires—people most of us have never heard of—quietly write checks to the governor for $10s and $100s of thousands on the regular.
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It really can't be emphasized enough: Texas's top officials, who live on the taxpayer dime, do not feel like they have to answer for their actions in the court of public opinion.
Three unsurprising lines in this story: -Abbott did not respond to requests for comment -Paxton, who did not respond to a request for comment ... -DPS did not respond to a request for comment for this story #txlege
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The elite protection racket at work: the land commissioner's daughter heard a professor criticizing (gasp!) the lt. governor, so she told her mom,who then told the lt guv, whose staff then got in touch with TAMU prez John Sharp, who suspended the prof. texastribune.org/2023/07/25/…
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You won't hear much from Texas GOP politicians about the walking catastrophe that is foster care in Texas because there isn't a drag show or dirty book to blame. Instead, it's just them—they did this. texastribune.org/2023/09/26/…
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Nickel City, East Austin, TX, USA
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Are the government minders gonna follow them into the bathroom? Help do the dishes? Tail them to and from HEB? We are all exploring together the layout of the authoritarian cage being built up around us.
There is one Democrat still locked into the House chamber because she refuses to sign her permission slip. Rep. Nicole Collier will be here until, well, I guess we’ll see. Members are really not happy with the individual DPS escorts. Say they are not free to move on their own.
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This is Big Bend, nine hours and 500+ miles from the RGV.
Many Hispanic voters in Texas’ historically blue Rio Grande Valley are fed up with Democratic Party rule and are looking to flip the area red Tuesday, locals told the Daily Caller. 🧵
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In May, a 16-year-old Guatemalan boy died while in Border Patrol custody. His autopsy, obtained by @TexasMonthly, shows that he died of the flu, complicated by pneumonia and sepsis. At no point was he ever taken to the hospital. texasmonthly.com/news/autops…
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We are well on our way to having an eight-month summer in Texas. It’s 104F on September 24th and everyone is excited that it will be 95F tomorrow.
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A lot of new Texans are fixing to learn what "ERCOT" means
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"The Texas Education Agency did not respond to requests for comment, nor did representatives from HISD." Texas' top education administrators believe in accountability for 3rd graders but not themselves
Calls for Mike Miles' resignation are mounting after @SpectrumNews1TX alleged that Miles-backed charter schools in Colorado received Texas state funds. HISD, TEA, and Miles' charter school company Third Future have not responded to requests for comment. chron.com/news/houston-texas…
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Again, this is a 95% Hispanic county. One of the poorest in the nation. Something went terribly wrong for Democrats here.
Final unofficial numbers from Starr County: Joe Biden with 52% of the votes, Donald Trump with 46.99%
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At @TexasObserver gala and it was just announced that @wendydavis is running against @chiproytx.
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ABILENE—"Another man was found dead in his home Wednesday. He did not have power for three days, according to Flores. Josh Casey said the man 'froze to death in his recliner.' According to Casey, the victim's wife was beside him." ktxs.com/news/local/three-we…
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The fact that DPS leaders look like fumbling clowns in the national spotlight is so telling. This agency has received *billions* to wage a border operation with virtually nothing to show for it—and only the most nominal of scrutiny from lawmakers. They've gotten used to impunity.
“The active shooter situation, you want to stop the killing, you want to preserve life, but also…” No, there is no “but also.” He goes on to say the officers could have been shot if they rushed in.
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Maybe Greg Abbott should have waited 5 minutes before announcing that he would pardon the, um, self-described racist murderer.
'I am a racist:' Texas man convicted of murdering BLM protester’s social media posts reveal racist comments, anti-protester views statesman.com/story/news/loc… via @statesman
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So ineffective at the front mic that her GOP colleagues had to come feed her lines, which you can hear on the mic. This is the same rep who wants to ban voting on college campuses.
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Pretty wild that this guy: 1) Is so bad at math that he accidentally miscalculated that spending on Texas public education is up, when it's actually down. Oops! 2) Was the chief economist at Trump's Office of Management and Budget.
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Federal judge Janice Jack has spent more than a decade trying to get Texas to overhaul its foster care system, a Dickensian meatgrinder in which kids are often abused & neglected. For her good deeds, the far-right 5th Circuit has pulled her off the case. texastribune.org/2024/10/11/…
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Sorry guys, democracy is canceled, we ran out of paper.
Texas says supply chain issues have limited the number of voter registration forms it can give out, ⁦@AshLopezRadio⁩ reports. The state doesn’t have online voter registration, so ppl must use paper, which SOS says is hard to get rn #txlege kut.org/politics/2022-01-18/…
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“the drowning of the two bodies”
What this story doesn’t tell you is that I informed Biden almost a year ago about Texas’s constitutional authority to secure the border. It also ignores the fact that the bouys used by Texas did not cause the drowning of the 2 bodies. Facts matter. dallasnews.com/news/politics…
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This may be my favorite reader email of all time. My kindergarten teacher from 30-plus years ago in Nordheim, Texas, reached out to thank me for my recent article on public education. And I got the chance to thank *her*!
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Austin is a small town. Ken Paxton's chief of staff was having lunch by herself at the Galaxy Cafe one day in 2018 when she overheard a woman talking about Paxton in very personal terms. Paxton lied to her—he said it was his realtor.
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NEW from me: By Sunday, @GregAbbott_TX will have to decide whether to veto a total ban on THC. He will either piss off @DanPatrick & the nanny state faction of the GOP, or rile Texans across the political spectrum who are already smokin' mad. #txlege texasmonthly.com/news-politi…
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None of this is new. Here's what one critic said in 2011: texastribune.org/2011/12/06/…
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One of the features of the Texas power market is scarcity. It's a feature, not a bug. Scarcity drives up prices, which is good for the industry but not disastrous during a crisis. We saw this play out in 2011 when an ice storm knocked plants offline and led to rolling blackouts.
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Perry was convicted even without the jurors seeing an impressive cache of his violent and racist messages, including “I might go to Dallas to shoot looters."
BREAKING: The Texas Board of Pardons and Paroles has recommended a full pardon to Daniel Perry, convicted in the death of protester Garrett Foster, which Gov. Greg Abbott has previously said he will sign.
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We'll learn more soon, I'm sure, but this looks like Abbott flexing for Fox News, showing that he is 10x harder on the campus pinkos than any East Coast authority
NEW: Sources tell @KXAN_News Texas DPS sent state troopers from Houston to Austin to handle the UT protest. A long line of them heading towards the city: @hueyjayd
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Greg Abbott went to Japan... during a hurricane that knocked out power to 2.7 million Texans... to learn about... how to deal with hurricanes???
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If the TAMU professor said Dan Patrick was responsible for killing policy that would save lives, then she should be commended, not reprimanded. Dan Patrick and the TX Senate killed legislation that would have legalized fentanyl test strips. bakerinstitute.org/research/…
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NEW from me: Bianca Sicich, a 30-year-old Texan, was abruptly fired by DOGE in Feb. She's so dedicated to protecting the endangered Attwater prairie chicken that she's been working her federal job at a Texas natl wildlife refuge *without pay* ever since. texasmonthly.com/news-politi…
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Make that eight expensive private Christian schools that Gov. Abbott has visited to promote school vouchers. The tuition at this one, Cypress Christian School, is more than $20k for high school. Again, we must ask: who are these vouchers actually for? texasmonthly.com/news-politi…
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CNN’s coverage of the Columbia U situation is an endless parade of law enforcement experts. Even their reporter is going out of his way to justify and praise the police response. Not a single critical voice so far. Just completely one-sided copaganda.
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Dear New York Times, that’s not how you spell Lady Bird Lake. That’s also not Lady Bird Lake.
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Funny how people in positions of power keep getting tested (and keep coming up positive). Huh, I wonder about the rest of us.
NEW: @UTAustin President @gregfenves says he is in self-isolation after his wife tests positive for #COVIDー19
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Gotta say: nailed it. #txlege
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ERCOT isn't an energy company.
ERCOT & other energy cos have slipped & fallen on their faces & it’s not the ice’s fault. They have left 3+ million homes w/o power for days, including my own. What do they do in response? Jack up prices, go silent, make excuses, & play the blame game. It’s unacceptable!
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It's very rich that Ken Paxton, who filed a ludicrous lawsuit seeking to throw out the results of a free and fair presidential election in four other states, is now complaining about an effort to "overturn the results of a free and fair election."
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Abbott's state health department is sounding the alarm. Is anyone listening?
Replying to @TexasDSHS
This Delta wave is increasing hospitalizations at similar or faster rates as previous Texas waves. Hospitalizations are rising in all age groups and mostly all are unvaccinated. There is a huge difference this wave: we have a safe and powerful vaccine that saves lives.
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Update on Barton Springs: The flow at the Springs is now just 11-12 cubic feet per second (cfs). That is lower than at any time in the last 45 years and not much higher than the lowest known flow, of 9.6 cfs in 1956. The trend appears not to be our friend (see chart).
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no need to worry about the spread of coronavirus at SXSW now, the tech guys have come up with a failsafe plan
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This is precisely why Dan Patrick wanted to abolish tenure. He can't abide dissent, and tenure protects dissent. The irony of this whole episode is that now faculty are openly discussing unionization.
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The first headline for this New York Times piece called New Braunfels "remote." Now they've changed it to "outlying."
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This is a Catholic nonprofit that feeds and clothes refugees, based on a social gospel mission. Naturally, Ken Paxton couldn't be more horrified.
🚨Today, I’m suing to end NGO's operations in Texas. The chaos at the southern border has created an environment where NGOs, funded with taxpayer money from the Biden Administration, facilitate astonishing horrors including human smuggling. While the federal government perpetuates the lawlessness destroying this country, my office works day in and day out to hold these organizations responsible for worsening illegal immigration.
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In an earlier tweet, I cited data showing that Texas is 48th in per-capita mental health care expenditures. In fact, that was for overall health spending. Actually, we are 51st for mental health care *access.* So, yeah, worse than I thought. My bad. mhanational.org/issues/2022/…
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In Greg Abbott's Texas, the power of the state is used to investigate the parents of trans children for child abuse. Here's the tick-tock on what happened with the parents of a 16-year-old trans girl just a few days ago. This is from an ACLU suit filed today.
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ERCOT is functionally a wing of industry, not a public agency in any meaningful sense.
From ERCOT media email account: "We are unable to schedule media interviews at this time, however will continue to keep all Texans informed on grid conditions through our communications channels."
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Any losing candidate who says their opponent "stole" the election by getting more voters to vote for them is a special kind of loser.
New: @CoveyTX statement on #HD21 runoff loss. #txlege
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Increasingly I look around Austin and think, "This sucks" — a glittering techscape of soulless condo-holes crowding out everything else. A city that can't make room for the poor, the struggling, the work-to-live is, to be honest, boring af.
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If this man was confident in his own fanciful interpretation of the Alamo, he wouldn't fear a book talk. But in fact, he is terrified by facts and history and a free exchange of ideas.
As a member of the Preservation Board, I told staff to cancel this event as soon as I found out about it. Like efforts to move the Cenotaph, which I also stopped, this fact-free rewriting of TX history has no place @BullockMuseum. #txlege ow.ly/5wIT30rMFnK
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The "Louie Belt" will be studied for generations in political science classes
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The Greg Abbott border wall has already cost $1 billion and is on track to cost *$20 billion*. Whatever happened to fiscal conservatism? Great reporting on a sadly under-covered boondoggle by @by_jmiller texasobserver.org/abbotts-bi…
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Terrible news. At the present rate of downsizing and layoffs, there may be like seven journalists left in the state soon. Also, how does this state not have a media reporter?! austinchronicle.com/daily/ne…
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Greg Abbott last week: "Everything that needed to be done was done to fix the power grid in Texas.”
Energy conservation request from @ERCOT_ISO today. “ERCOT has issued a Conservation Alert, and Texans are being asked to safely reduce their electric use.” Forecast for demand is expected to exceed capacity this afternoon. #txlege
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If Texas ever gets it's shit together, I'm looking forward to my bullet train to Monterrey and CDMX.
🇲🇽🚄 These are the train lines that Claudia Sheinbaum will construct by 2030. Following the ~1,500 km built by AMLO, Sheinbaum is aiming to surpass 3,000 km of new tracks. Mexico City will connect to Texas and Arizona, as well as to most major cities inside Mexico.
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The rationale seems so thin here. HISD has 76 schools and an enrollment of nearly 200,000 students. The state takeover is predicated on the performance of *a single school,* which has made huge strides in recent years.
Texas Education Agency will take control of Houston ISD in June texastribune.org/2023/03/15/… via @TexasTribune
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I am at a loss for words here. I'll try... This is a tragedy—for the staff, for readers, for anyone who cares about independent journalism, for everyone at TO who put blood, sweet, and tears into the place.
The @TexasObserver, a storied liberal magazine, is shutting down and laying off its 17-person staff after a 68-year run marked by feisty, combative and often humorous investigative work from a stable of renowned journalists. bit.ly/42INJVd
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Let’s check in on one of the University of Texas’ recent “visiting scholars”…
I heard someone say marriage prospects for American men are bad because of how many women are fat. One thing I know is possible is to start dating a fat girl with a pretty face (undervalued stock), make her like you, and then hint the relationship depends on her being skinny.
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As a Texan, I support secession. I believe El Paso should be allowed to secede and become part of New Mexico.
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Hatred of immigrants can't be confined to just immigrants because the ideology is grounded in racism. Inevitably, the hatred spreads. What happened in El Paso is evidence of that.
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It never stops being remarkable that the governor of Texas hates the capital city, which happens to be one of the most popular cities in America.
Billboard on I-35 warns 'Enter at your own risk!' after Austin votes to defund police. #TexasBacksTheBlue cbsaustin.com/news/local/bil…
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What's amazing is that ERCOT has had 2.5 years since the Feb. '21 blackouts to figure out how to communicate to the public and yet its leaders still speak gibberish.
Replying to @douglewinenergy
ERCOT CEO Pablo Vegas says there's a difference between a conservation ask and a conservation appeal. Huh. Does anyone besides ERCOT understand this? I don't. He also claims conservation has made a difference but presented no data to back up that claim. #txlege #energytwitter
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Tarrant County Biden: 49.12% Trump: 49.22% Trump/Clinton in 2016: 52-43 Good result for Bide there
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I keep gawking at this chart. I think it means none of my friends who don't already own homes in Austin will be able to buy one.
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