Unapologetically oppressing English Football since 1863. *Parody, obviously.
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The FA strongly condones the savoury incidents this evening involving both the Manchester United team coach outside West Ham United's...
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clearly that the amount of saliva that left Cisse's mouth was significantly more than that of Evans.
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The FA are currently investigating reports that Liverpool and England striker Andy Carroll may have used the Carling Cup for Jägerbombs.
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Contrary to popular belief, Cisse's ban was not longer because of previous offences this season. It was longer because video footage shows
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@MrKingBarns Hi Matt. Unfortunately the referee is unable to use the methods of Sky + or Virgin to pause the game like you have done.
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@SeanySpurs61 Hi Seán. I'm afraid there isn't much we can do. However, you can remain happy in the knowledge that their team is woeful.
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@SocialistBhoy Thanks. We always did pride ourselves on being better than the @ScottishFA, which isn't too much work thankfully!
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Roberto Di Matteo has defended Chelsea against accusations that the players wield too much power, in a statement written by Frank Lampard.
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There is a lot of confusion over the bans handed out to MUFC's Evans and NUFC's Cisse. There's a clear reason one player got a larger ban.
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@MitchMoth Hi Mitch. We're very sorry to hear that. Anyone who helps to lower England in the world rankings is highly valued to us.
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@stokesy10 My wife demands a new Porsche every few weeks, we need to find ways to fund it. It's a full time job!
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@ASourceDD We've invested 34 million into getting Bale an England cap- to no avail. Shane Long will break the bank. We serve the people!
@Coulson_Chris We don't like people who plead guilty. We want some fight, some bribes and some fun.
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@KTBFFH_CFC1905 Is this guy good? If so, does he want an England cap?
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A clear photoshop by our enemies, in an attempt to thwart our attempts at Long's first England cap.
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@LWard_6 He's pretty cheap, Liam. We don't have many others willing to take a job which gets you nothing but criticism!!
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@JohnMJames1 I've never been bought an extravagant gift from anyone in the lower leagues. There's something that doesn't happen
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@ASourceDD Donegal, eh? Don't bother asking us for an England cap, we're already working overtime to get Shane Long his.
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@IamMrsTurner @k8_thornton Football has priority over any other television show unfortunately.
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Following board discussions, Steven Gerrard will be instated as England captain due to Scott Parker's silly hair cut.
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@rodlee85 @itvfootball He isn't in a Head & Shoulders advert. Simple.
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@tjgg260 We were out of the office and down to the local by the time Chelsea kicked off- who could be bothered to go look back over it?
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Beginning in the 2012/13 Premier League season, a "No Tackling" policy will be in effect. @joey7barton
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@tjgg260 It's actually us- I just have to say I'm a parody so people don't hate us...... Even more :-)
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@JokmanAFC @SuburbanGooner The FA didn't receive a 20 page dossier on spittle, I received a 20 page Porsche catalogue.
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@breakfastjason It helps if the owner of the club takes us all out for cocktails and lap-dances, Jason.
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@Joshua_Heather @AdamH7267 @EASPORTSFIFA Any goal scoring part of the body. We'll open an investigation into corrupt FIFA 14 refs.
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We have taken on board everybody's advice. In the next meeting with Roy we'll be sure to bring up Shane Long and his possible first cap.
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Luis Suarez will now serve a 3 match ban following his misspelling of "Sunderland". #LFC
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Way back when we did try to give Damien Duff is first cap for England, we had the fake passport and all, but it didn't pan out.
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@NathRNath Did you not see the linesman that got hit with a smoke grenade at Spurs?! They're not that untouchable...
@theonlyWEBBY The last time we checked two are from Croatia and one is from Argentina.
But they've lived in England long enough!
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@vokeydan @BurpTheWorm Joe Hart understands the word "bribe", Di Maria can't even speak English.
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@hjarabab @Ashley_Belair Ashley, you are more than welcome to support us. We're bad, however you aren't!
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