Lamar Jackson's 12/25 game:
1. Failed to include a Q4 comeback (or any comeback, for that matter). How many easy wins is he going to get?
2. Included just 2 passing TDs, which reduced his average TDs per game from his previous non-MVP level of 2.46 to a laughable 2.44.
3. Included the need to be removed from the game, take a bathroom break, and clown with a kid in the stands in a blatant attempt to recreate a 1970s Joe Greene commercial which didn't win him an MVP either!
4. Included a passing TD with almost 8 seconds to throw. C'mon, give Josh Allen 8 seconds to throw every pass and I guarantee you he'd throw more than 40 TDs!
5. Included just 15 passing attempts, which is about what you'd expect for a running back forced to play QB.
Brought to you by the committee to elect not-Lamar-Jackson for MVP.