29 was considered comically old to have not figured your life out yet in 2004
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I'm so over settings where demons and the Devil are totally real and dark magic too too but the Abrahamic God doesn't real
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I have "mid female popstar wriggling around like a doofus with her shirt off" fatigue
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That's the cool thing about Rightoids is that we can still enjoy things even if it's not 100% in-line with our values while Libs can't watch/read anything that even steps out of sync even a little bit without completely sperging out
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The libs do find some real weird things to fill that God-shaped hole in their heart
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Need an antonym for this gay Reddit word that describes realizing some people really are straight up bugs on auto-pilot who only exist to fulfill their basest needs and whose thoughts are as shallow as muddy puddles
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Demons should cower before the crucifix. Holy water should burn them. Dark spirits should not be able to enter consecrated ground. Properly blessed items should absolutely wreck hellish abominations.
Christ is Lord, and Hell quakes at the thought of him.
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The left are going to have a real hard time using our own rhetoric against us since we don't worship gay black drug addicts
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Is Mouthwashing a game? Because when all I see is smoothqueer art like this and zero (0) gameplay I get suspicious.
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The left can't come up with an original zeitgeist, can they? At this point all they do is ape the right. It's pathetic.
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Further proof that foundational Canadian identity is simply how much you don't like America
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You say this and yet nine times out of 10 when a demon is mentioned in any sort of popular media it is the Christian understanding that is being invoked
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Wow this tweet is blowing up
Go to church, tell your parents you love them, and keep your chin up 🙂
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This is blowing up.
Give thanks to God for every day you live, tell your parents you love them, go to church.
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There's a sick subset of people that earnestly believe that temporarily relieving a multi-millionaire of his luxurious media job is the same thing as a man being murdered by a political terrorist
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If you want an example of a story where demons are overrunning the land but God is absolutely real check out Between Two Fires
It has some "modern" elements to it but overall I think it was done very well
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People who drink their water their cats were just licking is also just fucking gross man.
Part of me thinks people wouldn't have these behaviors if they just had kids
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No, I will not expose my kid to buttsex and encourage them to invert their penis, sterilizing them forever
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"There are migrants in shackles washing up on beaches"
You can always tell a lib is lying through their teeth because there isn't wall-to-wall coverage of any such atrocity, and we know there would be
The average lib has become more insufferably conspiratorial than the biggest, most fringe Qtards on the right. Trump absolutely broke these people — they will never recover.
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Many times in my life I've been irrationally angry at somebody who was either messing something up or taking way too long doing something but then the person would sincerely apologize and it would suddenly just slide off me like water off a duck's back
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I can understand why people think that since you are asphalt washing white people in every reaction pic
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Being able to enjoy things doesn't mean blind acceptance of everything
I thought you all had 'literacy'
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A brief overview of Dolphinkind's achievements:
Ancient civilizations: 0
Art masterpieces: 0
Cures for deadly diseases: 0
Number of space flights: 0
Number of nuclear warheads: 28
Pathetic tbh
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He was the epitome of American male sorrow. A profoundly sad guy who was really a chill dude at his heart but had no direction and flamed out.
The Internet has understood Sky King for 7 years now, and this "bruh I don't get why people liked this guy" revisionism is dumb.
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I'm just gonna say it man: America has a fuckin fentanyl crisis
George Floyd should be alive. He deserved so much more.
Today, I join all those who loved him and all those touched by the civil rights movement he inspired in remembering the tragedy and injustice of his death.
He changed the world.
Now, let's act in his memory.
ALT Today, We Remember George Perry Floyd Jr. October 14, 1973 – May 25, 2020
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It's so funny that Mormons actively acknowledge and mock one of the greatest apostles who forewarned future generations of their demonic influence
Really wearing the fact that you are in a dark cult on your sleeve
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You're such a crybaby if you want stories where goodness just means being a heckin decent human bean just go to Reddit
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modern w*men will cover themselves in tattoos and cum until hit the wall around 35
then it's box wine and romcoms with your fifteen furbabies until your heart eventually gives out and the felines get their feast
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Still struggling to see how Newton and Muhammad are more influential than the man whose religion and teachings have shaped more than half the known world
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One of the core tenants of Christianity is that nobody is beyond redemption, and the Living God and his Son nor the Holy Spirit would ever hate anyone
Could be the demon is trying to get under whoever's skin but the writers clearly meant it as a statement of fact
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We need to stop and ask ourselves why these people find pictures of white people having fun terrifying. Menacing. The very apotheosis of evil sometimes
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Barely looking through this thing's profile and it's hard to tell if this is a Poe or not but I'm going to err on the side of tragically real
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Not really beating the "women can't help but take very important things and make it all about themselves" allegations
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That's all fine well and good. My explanation for why God might not directly intervene is because he's relying on his people to push back the darkness, thus advancing their spiritual formation
However, that same type of God would leave tools for his creation, would he not
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This only happens because white people allow it
Think about that
Here's a better angle that shows the @Maori_Party performing the haka right up in David Seymour's face.
He looks shit scared.
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I will grant you that Moroni was probably real. And Moroni was a demon. St Paul spoke on this
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You stole from a yard sale?
The first time I got my heart severely broken, I was walking around in a depressed trance and came across a yard sale where I stole this tiny dollhouse painting of a Ship at choppy seas. For 9 years I have hung it up as a reminder that every woe is small and temporary
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Even with video footage of this mongrel immediately attacking the cop with a knife after opening the door
EVEN with the cop refusing to shoot, with his back to the wall
They'll still say it was a lynching
You cannot persuade these people
Georgetown women's basketball mourns the tragic loss of Sydney Wilson (C'13). Forever a Hoya.
#HoyaSaxa
Community note
Sydney Wilson attempted to stab a police officer, who then shot her in self-defense.
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the same person who thinks cutting off a country's supply of porn will make them capitulate instantly is the same person who tells you they don't have a porn problem
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