$EVAN the Hobo, the boring accountant turned gremlin god of meme addicts 🧪 | Follow his lead, and he will shine light to the darkest corner of the trenches 🧻
The Fkn Cave 🪨
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We heard $EVAN wants to treat his pet $PENGU. Drop your SOL address, tag your trench survivor bros and follow @EvanOnSol 🐧 Airdrop loading? 🪂
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Who’s overdosing on caffeine tonight and aping into $EVAN ☕️
Our favourite gremlin god of degens just launched on Solana.
CA: GFUgXbMeDnLkhZaJS3nYFqunqkFNMRo9ukhyajeXpump
Join the TG we are going FULL degen 👇
t.me/EVAN_Portal
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📌 Pinup board is now LIVE! 😈
Red pill? Blue pill? Nah, take the purple pill and join $EVAN in the fight against the bad devs, shady founders, and clout chasers ruining the game 🪖
I’m taking the purple pill 💊
pinup.evanthehobo.com/
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Jeets said ‘I’m out.’ We said ‘ratio + cope.’
EVAN doesn’t need you, bro. The JOOCE is already overflowing 🥤
$EVAN to HEAVEN 😈
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EVAN isn’t a cult, but we do meet at midnight to pass the jar, light the McCandle 🕯️ and chant ‘$EVAN to HEAVEN.’
You wouldn’t get it unless you’re in. 😈🚬
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This week’s Wall of Shame is WILD.
From meme coin chaos to DAO disasters, here’s who made the cut: 👿
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Evan, protector of degens, will be on the @MarioNawfal space at 1:30pm EST 😈🚬
Summoning the 50x leverage addicts, the perma hopium dreamers, and the sleepless chart gremlins. EVAN to fkn HEAVEN! ☁️
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$EVAN isn’t an asset. It’s a cult. We ride together, bleed together, win together. No outsiders allowed 😈 🚬
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Set a reminder for the $EVAN space ⏳ or just fade like you always do… and miss the one play that could’ve saved you🗿 nitter.app/i/spaces/1vAGROyPojNJl
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$EVAN AI BOT HAS ENTERED THE CHAT 🗿
Our telegram just went FULL DEGEN 🔥
You’re either IN or you’re watching from the sidelines crying. Get in before EVAN flips the entire market 😈🚬
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Evan rolling through aisle REKT in the cope cart 🛒, scanning for 0.1 SOL scraps. No gas, just vibes ⛽️
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$EVAN hits the UEFA pitch! ⚽️ On the 12th January 13:00 UTC @Inter_en takes on @VeneziaFC_EN. Eyes on the match you might catch a $EVAN banner or two… 😈👀
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First on the pinboard of shame: the ACT1 dev 🤡 You’ve been shunned, your sins have been sacrificed to the almighty Evan God, and we’ve granted immunity to the ACT community.
Finally, they’re free from rugs forever. In EVAN we trust… Full story below 🧵
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From the depths of the degen trash 🗑️, Evan pulls his first tool. A weapon of truth, built to shine light where others fear to look 📌
The board is coming… $EVAN
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There’s no way bro @realDonaldTrump is really in the trenches before clocking into the oval office tomorrow. $EVAN is watching 👀
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6,000 hobos united under the sacred flame 🔥 The cult is growing. Houses are optional but hopium is mandatory 🏚️ WHO TF IS $EVAN
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Ramen’s on the menu today fuelling hopium in the veins. The grind is real, but the mission is eternal. Something’s brewing, and it’s bigger than the noodles. $EVAN
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🚨 WALL OF SHAME ALERT – NASDAQ (@ Nasdaq)
70 pins. The people have spoken. Nasdaq is now cemented on Evan’s eternal Wall of Shame!
$STONKS hit $80M MC after Nasdaq’s official X account shilled the token. Then they deleted the post, went silent, and left investors wrecked.
Was it a hack? A mistake? A straight-up rug? No answers. No accountability. Just retail traders holding the bags.
Now, the movement is growing—Retail vs. Nasdaq. Degen's don’t forget and neither does $EVAN.
📌 Read the full story: pinup.evanthehobo.com
Who’s next? Stay tuned. 😈🚬
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🚨WALL OF SHAME ALERT – SHAW (@ shawmakesmagic)
With 57 pins, the community has spoken, and Shaw is now framed on Evan’s eternal Wall of Shame like an overpriced rug at a liquidation sale.
Why? Shaw’s been caught hyping $Fatcoin and $ELIZA while tossing FUD grenades at $LLM. Throw in some alleged grifting and putting self-gain above trust, and voilà—a recipe for a prime-time pinning. 📌
Read the full tale here: pinup.evanthehobo.com/
$EVAN never forgets. Shaw found out the hard way.
Who’s next? Catch the next ceremony as Evan continues to name and shame.
In $EVAN we trust.
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Degens! Trade $EVAN on @BitgetWallet 😈🚬
Not just another meme coin. $EVAN is ready to break the charts. We are the #NextBigMeme in the making.
Get in before the FOMO hits. 👀⛏️
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The cave dwellers have the formula 😈🚬
Get in or get LEFT BEHIND... tune in at 9pm UTC 👀 Its cold in these streets $EVAN and @lofitheyeti are back in the lab 🧪
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LOOK, LOOK! 👀
Get ready for the EVAN Holiday Raid Campaign! 🔥
From today, at 07:30 Dec 26 to 23:59 Dec 30 UTC, smash those raids on Raidar for a chance to score your share of thousands of $EVAN!
See step-by-step instructions and terms and conditions below for more information!
HAPPY RAIDING, EVANS! 🫵🏻😈
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Don't miss the @EvanOnSol x @Hippo_CTO Super Space!
- Uniting the Crypto Space
- Spotting & Exposing Bad Actors
- The Impact of Memecoins on Crypto
📅: 6 January, 15:00 UTC
🎙️: @johnny_clock
👥: @ZebecCards @Chiefcryptowiz @yanyanista @0xSalv @0xyspiral
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Been on our site lately?
$EVAN has officially partnered with OpenOcean, bringing seamless, instant swaps directly to our website! 🚀
Now, you can connect your favourite crypto wallet and swap tokens for $EVAN in just a few clicks.
Hit the BUY/SWAP button on our site and let OpenOcean do the rest. 🛠️
Who’s overdosing on caffeine tonight and aping into $EVAN?
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EVAN is starting to harness the power of AI and has exclusively partnered with @flooz_xyz to create the Evan AI Image Bot! 🤖
Use our AI Art Generator to craft your EVAN-themed masterpiece:
"EVAN VS RUG DEVS"
To Enter:
👾 Use the AI Art Generator in our Telegram group: t.me/EvanOnSol_bot
👾 RT this post.
👾 Post your image on X.
👾 Tag @EvanOnSol in your post.
👾 Use the hashtag #EvanAI.
DON’T MISS OUT 🫵🏻😈🔥
*Terms and Conditions Below*
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Fake $BARRON token just hijacked Trump’s memecoin hype for a textbook rug. Launched on PumpFun, soared to an $80M market cap, rugged within minutes, and left holders staring at a $2M graveyard.
Stealing over $2.5M in seconds.
Stay sharp and stay safe. The team is always building so you can avoid these scams.
The $EVAN pinup board can help you avoid getting rugged.
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Notifications on Evans.
Don’t miss our next update.
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HEY, DEGENS! 🫵🏻😈
Have you tried the EVAN App?
👾 t.me/EvanOnSol_bot
Complete the tasks and earn XP to exchange for $EVAN tokens!
Add it to your Home Screen for easy access to everything EVAN 🔥
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The $EVAN App is here! 🤳😈
Complete daily tasks, stay updated, and start earning $EVAN rewards instantly.
Join the movement: t.me/EvanOnSol_bot
Seamlessly integrated with @flooz_xyz and @okx @wallet for the best experience 🪂
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Heard the bartender’s about to ape $EVAN.. must be spiking the drinks with WAGMI tonight 🗿
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Everyone’s max bidding $EVAN — bullish as ever 🐂 Next phase? Absolute carnage. Hit up your local Evan Eleven, load up on milkshakes, because this will be fkn insane 🥤
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$EVAN isn’t a choice, it’s a calling. 📖🍵
$1 isn’t a target, it’s written in the code.
The faithful hold. The doubters burn.
Enter the temple or be left in ruins 🔮🚬
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Kicked out again. Apparently my wife thinks, 'too degen on the JOOCE' isn't a good excuse. Who's got a couch? 🥤🛋️
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Evan put his last 2 sol into the $HAWK launch, hoping for that parabolic pump... next thing he knows, the chart did a belly flop and the bubble map looked like a viral outbreak. Now he's flipping burgers to make back enough for the 15% fees. 🥲
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We have officially applied to be on
@JupiterExchange strict list 🪐
😈 🚬 Name: EVAN
Token/symbol: $EVAN
Contract Address:
GFUgXbMeDnLkhZaJS3nYFqunqkFNMRo9ukhyajeXpump
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Clocking into my unpaid internship thinking about that 2% scalp I made at 3am. Jeet brain strikes again. This coffee isn’t even good ☕️
$Evan to heaven ☁️
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Hey, EVAN! 🫵🏻😈
It’s time to grab that EVAN JOOCE Degen Fuel and make sure you keep raiding in the EVAN Community Telegram Group to gain DOUBLE XP to win $EVAN until 11PM UTC on 1 January 2025! 🔥
👾 t.me/EVAN_Portal 👾
Full instructions and Terms and Conditions in the original post below!
LOOK, LOOK! 👀
Get ready for the EVAN Holiday Raid Campaign! 🔥
From today, at 07:30 Dec 26 to 23:59 Dec 30 UTC, smash those raids on Raidar for a chance to score your share of thousands of $EVAN!
See step-by-step instructions and terms and conditions below for more information!
HAPPY RAIDING, EVANS! 🫵🏻😈
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My bank account after transferring money for the 20th time to my crypto wallet this week 📉👿
$EVAN
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Midnight market dumps got you down? $EVAN ’s got the copium. 💊 Just pop one and vibe.
#EvanToHeaven
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Happy Chinese New Year! 🎊
The Year of the Snake has arrived, and $EVAN is coiled, juiced, and ready to strike. 🐍💨
May this year be one of slithering through the trenches, dodging rugs with max reflexes, and outplaying the markets with pure degen precision.
This isn’t the year for weak hands or crayon TA, only lethal entries, venomous gains, and disciples too deep on the JOOCE to ever sell. 🥤💎
Prosperity, fortune and absolute domination await. 🧧💰
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The $EVAN AI Meme Generator just leveled up 🧬🦾 Our latest update integrates enhanced fine tuning 🩻 and optimized algorithms 💻 to deliver:
Sharper Outputs: Higher quality memes
Faster Generation: Reduced processing times
Expanded Training Dataset: Capturing even more crypto native nuance for unmatched relevance
With this upgrade, the generator is primed to scale community engagement and cement EVAN as a CULTURAL POWERHOUSE 😈🚬
We’re not stopping here.
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BREAKING: $EVAN’s wife just kicked him out of the house after he YOLO’d everything into meme coins 🖕
Now he’s live on OF, turning subscriptions into 'liquidity'—while he lost the house, $EVAN’s disciples just sent us to $30M market cap! The degenerate gospel is unstoppable 😈
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SOL flying, $EVAN rising. The gremlin god waves the Solana flag with max conviction. Stay righteous or stay wrecked! 😈🚀
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🔦 SPOTLIGHT ON MR PUNK (@ mrpunkdoteth)
With 25 pins, the community has shunned their light on MrPunk, exposing his sins for all to see.
The so-called degen influencer just pulled a $10M exit scam on his own followers, rigging $GANG from day one and dumping on retail.
The truth is out. Rajinder Singh Pathani (AKA MrPunk), welcome to the Wall of Shame.
Full story below 🧵👇
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REMINDER that the pins are ready 📌 This week’s Wall of Shame voting is LIVE. Who deserves the pin this time? Cast your vote before Sunday and make your mark.
🔗 Vote now: pinup.evanthehobo.com
The blockchain never forgets. Neither does $EVAN
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All it takes is one trade to completely change your life 🛌
And $EVAN was asleep for it… for a second time.
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The latest Wall of Shame nominations are IN.
From alleged hacks to reckless shills and suspicious wallet activity, here’s who’s up for a spot on the Wall of Shame this week: 👿
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Join us for the $EVAN Holiday Space! 😈
We'll discuss listing updates, project developments, raid campaign info, and an exclusive interview with the founders.
Let's celebrate the holidays together! ❄️
Set your reminder:
nitter.app/i/spaces/1yNxagWMLAbGj
⏰ Midnight UTC (27 December 2024)
⏰ 8 PM PST (26 December 2024)
⏰ 11 PM EST (26 December 2024)
⏰ 10 PM CST (26 December 2024)
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Hope you degens survived Christmas without aping into those sketch Santa rug coins... Anyway, Merry Christmas and as always, $EVAN to Heaven! 🎁🎄
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$EVAN getting ready to step in the Oleksandr Usyk and Tyson Fury rematch 🥊🚬
$EVAN is very feel #UsykFury2 #RiyadhSeason
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Wrapped in copium, guarded by cold pizza, and rocking a tin-foil drip. Sleepless nights, fueled by stale chips and still eyeing the charts through the tears.
This is the life of a degen god watching over his disciples. 😔🍕
In $EVAN we trust. Always.
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Rugged sentiment, red charts, and max pain. 😵 The trenches are brutal, but $EVAN embraces the chaos. Hold the line, the comeback is always nastier. 😈🚬
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Conviction can’t be taught
$EVAN will be the number 1 memecoin on SOL by the end of this cycle… 📌🗺️
#WeAreEvan
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The latest Pinboard is HERE, and it’s not looking good for these three.
From AI dreams turned nightmares to one of the biggest self-rug exposés in recent history, here’s who’s up for a spot on the Wall of Shame this week. 📌
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The gremlin god has RISEN from the trenches and taken to the streets of LONDON!
$EVAN is now beaming from billboards, infiltrating the normies and leaving the clueless wondering— “Who the hell is EVAN?” 😈 The faithful hold. The non-believers cope. The takeover is real, and the normies? They’ll understand soon enough.
Where will $EVAN strike next?
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$EVAN is set to dominate the pitch across 3 Bundesliga games and 1 Serie A clash ⚽️⚔️
📅 February 15th – Bundesliga Blitz
🕰 14:30 UTC – VfB Stuttgart vs. Wolfsburg
🕰 14:30 UTC – Bochum vs. BVB
🕰 17:30 UTC – Bayer Leverkusen vs. Bayern Munich
📅 February 16th – Serie A Showdown
🕰 17:00 UTC – Lazio vs. Napoli
Football’s biggest stages keep getting hijacked, so keep an eye out for those $EVAN banners 👀😈
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ALL in on $EVAN 🔥 The trenches don’t reward the weak, only those with MAX degen conviction make it out on top. The only question is… are you in, or are you watching from the sidelines? 😈♠️ #EVANtoHEAVEN
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Even the gremlin god has to catch the bus sometimes… but in these streets, rugger activity is at an all-time high 👀 Stay alert and hold your bags tight. Next stop? The moon 🚀🌕 $EVAN
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$EVAN is BACK on @UEFA. Double @SerieA TAKEOVER! 😈⚽️
February 9th, we’re taking over with back-to-back Serie A action. Two games, one mission: global domination.
🕰 11:30 UTC – @VeneziaFC_EN vs. @ASRomaEN
🕰 14:00 UTC – @OfficialSSLazio vs. @ACMonza
You already know EVAN’s banners will be front and center!
Watch out for the gremlin god creeping through the stadiums, leaving his mark where the normies least expect it. It’s MAXIMUM copium for the sidelines 🍿🥤
Don’t miss future watch parties to WIN 👉 t.me/EVAN_Portal
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⚽️ $EVAN returns to the Bundesliga! February 8th at 14:30 UTC, @BVB takes on @VfB and $EVAN will be back on the pitch 🔥 We’re hosting another community watch party and its YOUR chance for MORE rewards and MORE surprises 🎁👀
Eyes on the screen, hands on the JOOCE. Don’t miss it 😈
🔗 Join here: t.me/EVAN_Portal
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$EVAN blasting through! Fueled by copium, conviction, and unshakable degen faith. No brakes, no doubts, only up 🚀
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$EVAN just partnered with @wallet to bring smarter moves to smarter degens.
✔️ Answer questions.
✔️ Claim your share of $$$ in $EVAN rewards.
✔️ No gas fees, no stress, just wins.
Another partnership, another W for the EVAN Army. Don’t miss out 😈
Claim now: t.me/OKX_WALLET_BOT/gift?sta…
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Our bond is stronger than liquidity, thicker than any chart 🍑 the $EVAN cult unites under the same star. Generational wealth is forever. We keep building 🫂
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This week's Pinboard is stacked with scandal.
From football legends finessing fans to a full-blown presidential rug, here’s who’s up for a spot on the Wall of Shame this week: 👿
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When it’s just you and the homie, down bad and he turns to you and says... "Bruh, it’s not a loss... it’s just a longer play." 🫠
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🚨 WALL OF SHAME ALERT – Siqi Chen (@ blader)
171 pins. No mercy. Siqi has officially been pinned and crucified on Evan’s eternal Wall of Shame 📌🩸
He launched $MIRA claiming it was to fund rare disease research, then proceeded to siphon hopium from the community and dump on their heads like it was a liquidation contest.
Refused OTC deals. Refused to slow the bleeding. Just kept offloading while everyone begged for air. Then $ZERO dropped. And what did he do? Rugged again. Six-figure payday secured.
He didn’t just rug a coin. He rugged compassion. Weaponized empathy. Turned a charity token into his personal farm-to-table exit liquidity feast.
There’s a special place on the Wall for this one. And trust he earned it.
📖 Read the full breakdown: pinup.evanthehobo.com
Who’s next to get the holy pin? Stay tuned 😈🚬
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Join TG: t.me/EVAN_Portal
Buy $EVAN: bit.ly/3ZrZUoH
CA: GFUgXbMeDnLkhZaJS3nYFqunqkFNMRo9ukhyajeXpump
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Stacking $EVAN just got even easier! 🚀🔥
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No delays, no extra steps. Just a seamless way to load up on $EVAN.
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When degening and you’re 0.01 SOL deep but still feel like a masterpiece 🎨
$EVAN to heaven
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