Illustrator, Sr. QA Analyst ✨commissions: OPEN! ✨biz: eekbyemilee@gmail.com ✨Insta: emilee.3d ✨emilee3d.bsky.social 31, Queer, She/They

Places to find or support me💚💚💚 Instagram (Art): instagram.com/emilee.3d/ Instagram (my dumb face): instagram.com/garbage.makeup… Etsy: etsy.com/shop/EEKbyEmileeKie… I'd like to start streaming on twitch when I do art so whenever I figure out how to do that, I'll throw that out :P
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AI ain’t got shit on real artists Late Night With The Devil and AI can go to hell 😈❤️
Writers went on strike so that they didn't get replaced by AI & this is the lame ass excuse you use to justify using AI instead of hiring an illustrator? ALSO LOL NO YOU DID NOT EDIT THEM FURTHER STFU Boooo do better, still not gonna watch late night with the devil
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Well friends, me and the entirety of Humble Games was laid off this morning If you need senior/lead QA at your game studio HI HELLO I DON'T HAVE A JOB ANYMOOOORE!
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Replying to @thenicoleham
Every day I scream
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Brits: WE HAVE CULTURE The culture: inbred monarchial pageantry and making fun of American school shootings everytime someone tells one of them to go brush their teeth
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As a game dev, I really don't understand this idea that the shit we put in the games isn't meant to be used because that's somehow "not how you're meant to play the game" My gamers in christ, we put that shit in there for a reason, fucking use the goddamn mechanics
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Replying to @msmegalodon
THIS. The original Jurassic Park movie feels so real, like it could REALLY happen. The new ones feel so hollow. Maybe this sounds dumb, but they feel TOO scripted. I just don’t believe the acting or the one liners or the characters, it feels manufactured and formulaic to a fault
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Replying to @GeneticJen
This is like public transit imagined by someone on fucking... PCP... "HERE ME OUT, IT'S WORSE THAN UBER BUT THERE'S FUCKIN RAINBOW LIGHTS DUUUUUDE"
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Writers went on strike so that they didn't get replaced by AI & this is the lame ass excuse you use to justify using AI instead of hiring an illustrator? ALSO LOL NO YOU DID NOT EDIT THEM FURTHER STFU Boooo do better, still not gonna watch late night with the devil
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Since it’s Pride Month, I guess I’m just gonna be selfish and draw all the queer folk and things I wanna. First up is @SonicFox5000!
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Replying to @Ichika506
THIS!! I have talked AT LENGTH to anyone who will listen to me about the lack of kid friendly internet spaces and how kids are forced prematurely onto more adult social media websites because they don't have websites like Neopets and Gaia Online anymore 🫠
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Work, am I right guys?
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Replying to @Rinnyleep
How many times do we have to TELL THEM?!
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Replying to @eddyburback
This is triggering both my fight and flight response
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Just so everyone knows, this is HUMBLE GAMES not HUMBLE BUNDLE, we are two different teams!
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Replying to @emericanjezebel
This is why we can't get anything done, people are over here pulling fake woke critiques about some imaginary bourgeoisie Barbie flex out of NOWHERE
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Andrew Callaghan being an abuser is pretty much par for the course. There's a genre of leftist white men who use progressive word vomit to gain clout and then parade themselves around like they're the pinnacle of white allyship and end up being gross sexual predators
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.@co_mill and the entire @smosh cast an crew did such an awesome job putting on the funeral roast I’m very inspired to draw everyone now lol #smoshrip #smosh
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Replying to @XavierILL
Omifuckinggawd this person is WILD
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Horror fans love practical effects, that's why we fucking hate AI
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People are literally showing you that a few hours worth of work done by a human could net significantly better and more period accurate illustrations, but yeah sure, that shit ass amalgamation was your best option 🙄 variety.com/2024/film/news/l…
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I'm not disagreeing that more black women should be in positions of power. I just posted a supplementary comic that says that black women should not be forced into or expected to be saviors and to clean up the messes of white people.
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Still a huge fuckin bummer, that was abooout... 40 of us? We're all really ~havin a blast~ today lol
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Every single person I worked with at Humble Games was an absolute delight. If any of them apply to your company, I would recommend them with all my heart. I'm devastated, I loved our team, I loved what we did, I loved everything about Humble Games and I will miss it 💔💖
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Replying to @KyrstenSinema5
Criticizing you about how you won't give people a living wage isn't sexism Krysten
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More quick and dirty sketching to get out of my art funk. Here's @ItsBlack_Friday in all her gothic queenie-ness
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Replying to @hannah_unlost
Black women and men pioneered rock and punk, I will literally fight everyone who gatekeeps it to shitty white boys like MGK
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Replying to @Beavs
Oh what I meant was that it MIGHT be people making connections to what happened to devs at NRS and relating it to the violence in TLOU2 being realistic
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Kickstarter isn't going to fuck you for bootlicking Also no lol
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Replying to @HuntyDraws

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Capitalism turned all the things that I'm good at into "frivolous hobbies". Being an artist, seamstress, & gardener used to be legitimate ways to earn a living and now that some rich asshole in a 3 piece can't profit off of it, suddenly I need to "grow up and find a real job"
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Replying to @uwu4woo
Been in Chicago for 10 years and I can count on one hand how many times my friends from back home have visited me there, but every time I came back I was making plans to see them. I kinda just gave up because they always talk about how "scary" Chicago is and it's ridiculous
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Replying to @RThecrypto
And yet it was part of their reason why they were striking, how bout that?
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#MaskUp is trending so here's my contribution! I mask everywhere, EVEN WHEN I'M INDOORS AND EXERCISING! Covid is still dangerous and we are experiencing a mass disabling event because of it, masking keeps me safe as is literally the least inconvenient part of my day
Replying to @Emilee3D
PS: pole can be hard, learning new moves takes times, the number of successful videos do not add up to the number of failure videos I have, don't compare yourself to someone posting their best try ❤️
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Bro stfu you want Genocide Joe in office like how do you have a stronger stance on this shit than the genocide in Palestine you fucking class traitor Fuck politicians, if there's a hell you're all going to it and you deserve it
There is no place for political violence, including the horrific incident we just witnessed in Pennsylvania. It is absolutely unacceptable and must be denounced in the strongest terms. My heart goes out to all the victims and I wish the former President a speedy recovery.
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Who the fuck gets mad at a game including an easy mode? Motherfucker do you realize that Japan gave us Mario 2 (aka doki doki panic with character swaps) because the original Mario 2 was deemed 'too hard for Americans'? Easy modes are FANTASTIC
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I fixed it
AI ain’t got shit on real artists Late Night With The Devil and AI can go to hell 😈❤️
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Replying to @CaezHel
I'd open an art cafe where I have art supplies on hand so artists could come make art without the barrier of not having the $$$ to get supplies (pipe dream lol) Also I'd learn to tattoo (I do stick and poke on myself but I'm lost as to how to get an apprenticeship/practice/etc)
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Replying to @annalaura_art
Your art is literally one of the best things that I get to see and every time you post I get SO EXCITED ❤️ Thanks for sharing your cute lil animals with us
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Replying to @arvalis
No it's fine, I like being poor and watching everyone encourage art theft
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Throwing this out again: game studios and 99% of office jobs should stop requiring workers to be in office. Working from home is so much more convenient. This is why we need workers to own the means of production and not CEOs and corporate landlords
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This is why we need more older women in media with normal signs of aging on their faces and bodies because holy fucking shit this is really giving me "30 is so old lol" vibes and I want to rip my fucking hair out
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Replying to @BidenTracking
"Just one more democrat guys, just one more democrat in office and we'll fix everything! Just one more and we'll have rights!!"
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Yeah it's kinda like... Clip-able you know? It doesn't feel like these movies are made to be watched more than once, I'm not going back to watch these newer movies beyond my initial first watch. Maybe I'll watch a SCENE that I liked, but not the whole movie
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Replying to @thenicoleham
DM-ING ME IS FREE YOU BASTARDS
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Replying to @lvamsgatthebeep
This kind of outrage confuses the FUCK out of me because people in other eras literally remade entire dresses from the ones they had to suit the styles of the time and that was completely normal. She did an incredible job, I do this kind of alterations with old clothes too!
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What goes best with Sunday Brunch? Some radical art courtesy of my love of @ChapelUSA 🍳🥚🍳 (But for real check out their album #SundayBrunch, it's hella tight)
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Replying to @somewheresy
I am, good job reading my bio!
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Imagine exploiting someone's basic human need for shelter and calling it "fun money" lol
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Replying to @Emilee3D @Ichika506
It's weird, but I learned internet skills from those sites, & from places like Myspace where only my friends & people I added could interact with me. Not that the internet was better when I was younger (it was lawless lol) BUT I had spaces to just be a weird kid
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Dasani is trending, let us all remember that bottled water is a scam and potable, clean drinking water should be free and available to literally every living thing on the planet
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#chicagoprotest BE AWARE, THEY CLOSED THE CTA GATES AND THE CTA IS NOT RUNNING TO DOWNTOWN. SOMETHING MIGHT GO DOWN, PLEASE BE SAFE, STAY WITH THE PEOPLE YOU CAME WITH, AND RUN LIKE HELL IF YOU NEED TO
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Things bisexuals aren't: Promiscuous Cheaters Half Gay/Straight Things bisexuals are: Valid All knowing All powerful Full of candy
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Replying to @Ilustrarya
I hate so many of the color palettes people ask me to use for their commissions because y'all... You have bad taste, I'm sorry, you do. I make you a BEAUTIFUL drawing and you're like "yeah but can it be more greyish brown & PEA SOUP GREEN?" and I cry fixing it every time
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EH-HEM... I GOT THE FRIGGIN JOB 😭❤️
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I hate that the advice to grow my following on social media boils down to "don't follow more people than follow you" NO I'M GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY ARTIST I LIKE BECAUSE I CAN DAMMIT, I DON'T CARE IF IT TANKS WHATEVER FOLLOWING I COULD HAVE
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I've got two octopuses, a skull, a pig and star, a coffin, a compass, and a dead fish. Unless this is a Monty Python skit, I'm basically fucked
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I lived bitches I have officially joined the no babies brigade, fuck you fascists lololol
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If I may, here is the fuckery that ensued after Anam got those pro shots. We lit the cake on fire, smooshed it a bit, and then @ZechPluister demolished the whole thing with a kendo stick. The SOI boys are the best 💙
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Leather daddies and dykes were nurses and caretakers for their communities during the AIDS epidemic and if I see one more "kink at pride is sexual" opinion from people I will personally step on them and it WON'T BE SEXUAL IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM nitter.app/RealDJCthulhu/status/1…
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Replying to @XavierILL
"proper buddah" Ah yes, the perfect greek albino looking Indian god🫠
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Random person: Hey I like your dress! Me: Thanks! My brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Me: IT HAS POCKETS!
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I got novaVAXXED yesterday friends! I have ZERO side effects and it's amazing, omigawd I was laid out after my Moderna shots but I'm like... totally fine today and it's awesome ;~; CVS has them in stock, call your local CVS and get NovaVax, it was super easy!
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I don't know how other people get into doing merch designs for bands, but I just end up drawing shit inspired by songs by bands I like :P So uhhh... Here's a design based on @DollSkinBand's song 'Persephone' because that song is killer.
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Uhhh... 45 pulling out of the Paris Climate Agreement is more important at this point honestly.
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So I made this big ass blanket for @Im_Alex_Smith out of a bunch of his band shirts/custom graphic tees he wasn't wearing anymore and I figure I should advertise that I can make these if anyone is interested in upcycling their band tees :P
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Replying to @tha_rami
Guess now is a great time to steal their albums 😕
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ALSO: please please PLEASE go support the devs we worked with, they're deserve your love!! It was such an absolute pleasure working with so many incredible indie studios. I will miss all of you, indie devs revived my jaded QA soul 💖
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"JUST ONE MORE TUNNEL BRO, ONE MORE TUNNEL AND WE'LL SOLVE PUBLIC TRANSIT"
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This dress got me a lot of really lovely compliments today and it's a EUPHORIC EXPERIENCE to wear this ridiculously loud garment. Y'all, I never realized how much I love wearing this much color, I'm like... giddy over it
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Replying to @theavalkyrie
Every day I scream
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The fact is that it is still 100x harder for black women to break into the music industry than it is for white women. Twigs, Beyonce, Nikki, and the rest had to/still have to fight for what they have & Lana's mad because she might actually have to work hard for once
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Replying to @Emilee3D @ksbrown23
Hey, go follow @biancaxunise, she's created thsi comic. I am but a lowly messenger
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I look like a delicious orange Fanta goff™ today (Plz ignore my sad undyed roots and my crappy PJ shirt)
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Instead of banning queers from doing drag/existing, can we ban every fucking cis man on the planet who subjects me to their dumb opinions?
One time I ate a girls pussy and I took the opportunity to really study the thing on an up close anatomical level and I don't think I ever made a worse mistake
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Replying to @edzitron
It's a satisfying feeling to know that the vast majority of us are funnier and have more friends than he does lol
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Wide crop #jetsetradio Gum character/outfit sheet? WIDE CROP #JETSETRADIO GUM CHARACTER/OUTFIT SHEET!!
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People who "like" NFT art also REALLY like art theft apparently
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Replying to @SouthpauzArt
I'm VERY midwestern and "arr (our)" could easily be mistaken for "R" if "yer" not from around here :P We're basically friendly pirates with bad accents
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Replying to @Emilee3D @killstar
If you don't know what's going on, Killstar stole artwork from @AngrygirLcomics
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Replying to @neon_heartbeat
All those bondage scenes in Sailor Moon and now I'm a rope bunny 🙃😂
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Temporarily locking my account because I FINALLY GOT A FUCKING RESPONSE FROM A SINGLE STUDIO PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND JUST LET ME GET A FUCKING JOB
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Wow, I'm glad y'all hate AI art as much as I do 💖
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DUDES FIRST INTERVIEW WITH THE OTHER COMPANY WENT SO WELL HE TOLD ME HE'S ALREADY PUSHING ME THROUGH TO THE NEXT STEP LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOO!!!!!
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I MADE THE 90s GRUNGE SKIRT OF MY DREAMS, PLEASE CLAP Just call me a fuggin... Fashion... Person... I sew things lol
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