Ex  eng • Ex DoD hacker • Emmy Award-winning SWE • Retired at 39 • Rough at times, but I tell no lies.

Ohio, USA
If you were managing that restaurant, why would you tolerate mediocre service from your wait staff?
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Dude uses a whole bottle of ketchup, a jar of pickles, 1/2 pound of cheese, and 8 buns to make 2 double QPCs. Those would be 5,000 kcal, soggy monstrosities.
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Give a man fire and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
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She didn't say "digits." 10, 11, and 12 are whole numbers. Natural even. 😄
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Replying to @PicturesFoIder
I didn’t buy the explanation that this person’s religion was somehow opposed to mangoes, so I looked up the product. I believe they’re upset by the imagery on this particular can.
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Replying to @reddit_lies
Like… WTF does this mean?
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Yeah, the gigantic TVs are the first thing you see, walking in, and the rest of the electronics are right behind them—in every Costco I’ve ever been to.
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Funny that their religion considers it a sin to do work on Shabbat, but getting a “friend” to do it for them is cool. The friend’s immortal soul be damned, I guess.
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That's probably what makes it fun—the coordination necessary to avoid the danger.
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Replying to @beyoncegarden
No question the brunette in the green shirt is #1
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Replying to @DefiantLs
She's not making the point she thinks she's making. It IS about the specific people who can't be trusted with dangerous weapons. We don't allow felons to buy guns because we don't trust them to act responsibly with them. Same reason we don't allow Islamist terrorist states to obtain nukes.
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Replying to @Rothmus
Fern Gully. It’s only now, decades later, that I’ve realized it was a climate change propaganda film.

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“Hashtag facts” Gay 🤡
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My guess is she mistyped it without the ‘b’.
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Gal Gadot is objectively more beautiful than Rachel Zegler.
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Replying to @SarahTheHaider
I agree. Compare hers to the latest revision of Nicole Kidman’s face.
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She didn't just give the guy her overconfident opinion, but proudly told him how bad she is at her job.
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Replying to @Rothmus
Dude could be railing a new chick half her age every day and decides to be a cuck instead. Wild.
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Replying to @AutismCapital
Bernie's just like every other socialist leader—pretending to care for the common folk, but corrupt to the core.
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A transwoman's whole act is a mockery to real women. It's performative of female stereotypes.
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Replying to @venturetwins
Have you ever wondered how your daily routines compare to life here on my pla- No.
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Bad for your health? How so?
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Do you think turnover would be lower if restaurants took care of their employees with bennies like insurance, PTO, and 401k contributions?
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Replying to @reddit_lies
They’re the young men tired of being told their natural masculinity is toxic, women are superior, their skin color is offensive, their sexuality is gross, and they were born oppressors.
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This was a great moment. Everyone should watch the entire Don Lemon interview of Elon Musk. Elon hands it to him, flat out.
I still think about this interview every now and then.
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Replying to @NoContextHumans
Some of that is OK, but beans, mushrooms, untoasted bread, and whatever the hell that black patty is, do not belong on a breakfast plate.
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Replying to @iamyesyouareno
Good riddance.
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This is true—same gene that gives you dry ear wax... But to call people people without it "low class" makes you sounds like some kind of Asian supremacist or eugenicist.
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The perfect money laundering scheme doesn’t exi-

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Replying to @Vinod_r108
A few simple steps, lol
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Replying to @DefiantLs
"What are you gonna do about it?" "I'm gonna be really hurt and sad. That's all I can do about it." This is where she's wrong. She chose her reaction. That's the only thing under her control and she decided to make it a whiny, disruptive, self-pitying one.
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Why does no one seem to know that “apart” and “a part” are totally different things?
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Why would an adult believe this in any real sense?
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That’s not how grading on a curve works. This never happened.
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Challengers is firmly in the realm of sci-fi/fantasy because it's impossible to believe that two real men would fight over her.
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Replying to @AntiWokeMemes
It's sick that she infected her child with this delusional ideology. Even sicker that she decided to strip her ex husband of all parental rights. That kid has no chance at a normal life now.
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Replying to @LauraPowellEsq
Doesn’t literally everyone’s family go back more than 1,000 years?
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Many people pay good money for “contrast therapy” wherein one goes back and forth between a sauna and a cold plunge. It’s supposed to be good for you.
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@grok Why is that increase concerning if women are currently underrepresented in these killings? Are you saying men should be killed at a higher rate than women?
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You could buy an Android device from any number of places and side load all the garbage you want.
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😮 Holy crap, I never thought about lack of exposure to those concepts in younger generations. I think we’re already moving to a more situational data organizational methods anyway, In many apps, the data is presented based on location, or indexed entirely for search.
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These stories are so gut-wrenching and outrageous they boil my blood. If ever there was a justification for merciless vigilante violence, this is it. I have the sense this couldn't happen in America because anyone with a gun and a conscience who heard about it would immediately set out with 10 of their best buds and start blasting dicks off.
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Old guy. The young guy has no right to hang his dumbass sign on his neighbor’s fence.
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The problem with “relies on faith” is figuring out what statements to put your faith in. If the Bible doesn’t say Jesus was God, why should you have faith that he was? Genuinely curious to get your answer.
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Replying to @zeynepmyenisey
Apple translate doesn’t like it
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He’s right about a lot of things here. Dems need to fire the MSM.
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Her white constituents watch this and wish she would insult them harder.
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In the image of the conversation, the customer refers to the product as Mango Loco. So I searched that term.
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I also know Democrats who registered as Republicans so they could vote against Trump in the Republican primary. IOW, registering as a Republican does not a Republican make.
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Replying to @XplusMe @DefiantLs
This information seems way more relevant than her age. Thank you.
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Replying to @Investorhire
There’s no such thing as a trans child. There are, however, mentally ill parents who foist gender ideology onto their innocent children. That’s you.
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He does sometimes host con artists and morons. Case in point, Bernie Sanders was on just the other day.
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Rape, you fuckin’ retard.
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“Systemic gaps” where?
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Don’t most ppl come to Waffle House already drunk?
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It does help though. People think their minds and bodies are separate things, but that simply isn’t true.
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Not all gay. An estimated 75% of MtF trans are autogynephiles. They’re just dudes who get sexually aroused imagining they’re women.
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Then why does she keep saying she’s from the Bronx?
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Replying to @mattxiv
OK. Everybody keep shaming the cheaters, like normal.
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Being without health insurance in the US is like playing Russian roulette with your entire financial future every day.
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Replying to @elonmusk
With all due respect, when someone tells me they've read a 1,500 page bill, I know that's bullshit. How are we to actually interpret that statement? Does he mean an army of interns each read 10 pages and summarized them for him? Or did he feed it to ChatGPT?
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I don’t understand why an educated person would pretend to be from the hood, speaking Ebonics like this. She sounds stupid.
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Replying to @TaraBull

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Can't wait for "Woke Mind Virus" to be included in the International Classification of Diseases.
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Replying to @HoopsHubNBA
This is why basketball is gay and nobody should watch it. Way too much advantage to be gained from pretending to be fouled.
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Replying to @benryanwriter
Absolute madness that such a frivolous complaint would trigger a two-year gag order on a professor.
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Why would I want to buy my mom’s left eye? Let her keep it, I say.
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@grok No, you genuinely seem to have not perceived that this woman took her panties off to use them as a hair tie.
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Replying to @slater57649
Is it actually them? 😳
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Replying to @Rothmus
“No nagging for a week” Why do I not believe this 🤨
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I don’t need it bigger. I just want it to print money.
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Replying to @JCMoonves

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Why wouldn’t Frankenstein’s monster weep over all the tribes that the “Native Americans” we conquered had already killed? Look back through the hundreds of thousands of years of human history and all you find is slaughter on repeat until the modern era, when we finally invented the comparatively extreme peace and equality enabled by the systems of government that exist today. It’s absolutely asinine to believe the savages of hundreds of years ago were less savage than us.
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I think he isn’t in on the secret that the Dem leaders MUST freak out about everything Trump does because it keeps alive the notion, in the minds of their cult members, that Trump is a shockingly dangerous, stupid, and bigoted tyrant.
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He is a communist, attempting to destroy America from within by calling for the violent subversion of our law endowment institutions. Isn’t that treason?
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Interesting to note: Grok currently does not have the ability to watch video.
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@grok Why are you a libtard? What do you not understand about inalienable rights? What makes you think fewer guns, not more, is the solution to ghetto-ãss gun violence?

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There’s no way anyone is actually this dumb
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I’ll give her this: She’s doing something right because her video has millions of views on TikTok and it’s all over my X feeds rn. Even if it’s a series of cons, she finally landed on a successful one.
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You must be fun at parties.
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Replying to @RusGarbageHuman
The lady talks about her friends’ rapes not being taken seriously and the rapist sympathizer says this. Definitely a pedo.
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Replying to @ZohranKMamdani
Good luck keeping businesses in NYC.
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Oh, you can afford a lawyer!? Ticket prices++ 📈
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Replying to @TTExulansic
"I don't really know what I'm doing. I'm honestly kind of scared and confused... um, yeah, like..." Meanwhile, this arrest is almost his entire identity.
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Replying to @BN_OTAKU
Every day
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Replying to @DefiantLs
Tough cookies. When you're in prison, you don't get to call the shots.
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Pure delusion.

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Replying to @thewalkerseven
As I understand it, clowning is a profession that takes some actual skill and practice. She wouldn't qualify.
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You’d burn your own motorcycle!?

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Setting myself up for a day of massive disappointment when I can no longer achieve the feats of agility TikTok trends say make me “still young” or “not about to die soon.”
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Replying to @0SemSem0_sho
Public space. No reasonable expectation of privacy. How was her freedom violated?
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Uhh, you DO hire actors based on their physical characteristics. Would you have hired Harrison Ford to play Marilyn Monroe in the movie Blonde?
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In case you guys didn’t know, Grok has no ability to watch or analyze videos. It can only tell you what is described in metadata or captions.
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