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A broke man today can become rich tomorrow but a whöre can NEVER undo her past.

The first month I relocated to lagos 2021, I went out clubbing with these niqqas that stayed in my new estate and I thought we all were just young guys hustling to see front. We partied, had fun when the bill came, it was about N3.7M, we were 3 guys with a few babes. One of the guys who is still my guy till today stepped outside and I followed him, he made a phone call to his dad and told him we’ve been arrested by sars and they were requesting for N2M. 6 minutes later he got an alert of N2.5M and a text message followed which reads “mumu, Get your stupid ass home” We went back in, he dropped 2M, the other guy dropped 1M and with no instructions I knew the remaining 700k was mine to take care of. Opened my bank app and did mine. On our ride home, I was quietly quiet thinking about my life, got home and went straight to open my trading chart to start looking for good setups to recover my money, stayed awake till in the afternoon watching trades and the funny thing was that I still lost those trades. Two days later I got another WhatsApp massage “how far, we will be heading out to Kunle’s aunt’s place later tonight then from there we will stop over at Quilox for a few drinks”. When I heard Quilox, I remembered how the last one went and then and there I knew the importance of being a mini Nepo baby. I’m Posting this for you to know that there are levels to this shit. Coming from a home that is well to do gives you the opportunity to fuckup several times and still correct yourself. Me, I learnt that not every invitation will witness your presence, no matter how exciting and fun it sounds. No go present your nipples for them oh, I swear they go whine your nipple wetin no good. You go think say all of una na the same. Una no be the same oh. They pass you, they give you gap. No let anybody gaslight you. There are some people that their starting point is the finish line you’ve been praying for all your life. There are some people who your prayer point is a Godforbid something to, there some people who your prayer point is a suffer-head life to. Understand your environment. Understand and get familiar with the obstacles in your way and never let anybody whine with words of affirmation. If your papa no get, you go too plan your life back to back and you fit plan back to back and still no see front because you don’t have the resources of trying and failing multiple times.

I’m now 100% convinced that the key to greatness is simply having a delusional level of belief in your incredible future.

I go buy house N390m and I no go fit park 5 cars inside. God go punish all of una for this Lagos.

Any Nyansh wey dey shake for social media na for sale, price am. No go ask am have you eaten oh, price am straight up.

All the hookup girls wey you Dey carry, you think say na coincidence say a fine girl like that dey allow you paste all am all night for 30k? You think say a girl from well to do home go sleep over for stranger house for 30k all night pasting? Una never see anything yet.

Young niqqas are investing 1 billion naira in treasury bill and getting N200 million naira upfront for just 365days living and some y’all are on this app arguing about bigotry and tribalism. It’s funny.

90% of 9ja women on twitter today were all busy deleting their old tweets. What a day man.

There’s no quick money anywhere. You gotta put in at least 7yrs in whatever hustle you’re pushing to build a good pathway to wealth. I laugh whenever I see niqqas looking for a quick bag. A quick bag can only afford quick things, real wealth takes years to build and accumulate.

If I pull up in your church today and make 20 million naira donation, I swear to God your pastor go rate me pass you wey don dey worship and serve in that church since 2013

As a guy, that car matter suppose dey bother you seriously.

Anything wey make you touch $100k for this life, you don ON. Anything wey make you touch ground again na you sabi oh.

N1 billion naira in treasury bill with upfront payment of 20% which is 200M yearly will have you living like a 60yrs old in your 20s. Boys retiring in their 20s these days, plan your own.

If you accept it with your full chest like she did I’ll forever respect you.

So Pi miners were right all along and I was the foolish one. Wow, okay

Na only poor man pikin go fail & him go feel like say life don end for am. Rich people children dey try many things. 2018 in maitama I was paid 500k to teach a rich kid forex. I went over there, taught him for an hour & we played PS4 After that day he never turned up for class

E no get how you go accommodate person in your house for this life, wey you no go end up being a bad person to am.

Give him a job - NO Send him money - NO Show him the way - NO Oya raise am for him na - NO The only thing y’all are saying is that his girlfriend is a good girl and he’s the stup!d one. Man wey no get anything na always a stupid man na.

Carry your money go buy house, if the money finish at least you don get house and 80% of your problems as a man don Dey solved. Omo iyami reason that house matters.

“E no concern me, e no concern me” One day e go concern you and you fit no survive the concerning.

Private jet from London to Abuja is roughly 5hours, so why is he now shooting this skit without sabinus?

"Born plenty - You no know which one fit be president” That’s the origin of some of us.

He’s broke and depressed hence why he’s always playing games trying to while away time I’ve been there. When it happens to you even your mom will think you’re dumb because your doings actually looks dumb He got a good girl, that’s fact but he needs a job. Let’s get him a job

That fact that IsraelDMW still thinks he married a virgin till today baffles me. Lmao 😭

It’s good to marry rich as a lady, but you can’t have this type of friendship with your man if you didn’t build with him. Odogwu will take care of you but if you weren’t with him during his early stage of building, this side of him you’ll never see it

Guyyyyyyyy many of these idolos dey ruin people lives with no remorse. Jesus Christ of Nazareth 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

You never get car but you dey buy iPhone and hair for babe. You go tey for poverty.

If person lock 100meters for @piggyvest how much him go dey get monthly?

She moved on very quick cos she didn’t put in a penny of her own money in that relationship If she did, Walahi they no born am well make she move on When she sees the pots, plates, toasters & blenders in ur kitchen, the PS5 & the 4 tyres she bought for ur car, she go rethink am

If I’m a wealthy father and my son brings his fiancé to me and I find out she’s from a poor home. That marriage won’t hold, I’m not giving my blessings.

You washed panties on national TV bruh… sit this one out.

If you have receipt for the PS4, arrest the guy for robbery & once he’s arrested quickly charge him to court for robbery that same day. Your ex girlfriend will come & wanna say she lied that it was a robbery, arrest her too as accomplice to robbery. Charge her to court same day.

I’ve never seen a 9ja man that buys a phone and a wig for his young jobless girlfriend that wasn’t cheated on. I have never seen.

Found out she came from a poor home and God knows I’m not touching a broke, jobless girl from a poor home with a 6ft pole. Nah, miss me with that 🥂

Nobi ordinary eye go make a full grown man dey use him mother in law account to collect royalty. Nobi clear eye.

You go hustle finish as a young man come go marry person wey don scatter her womb with abortion Then every 12 midnight she go wake you up make una do midnight prayer for fruit of the womb You go just dey suffer for wetin you no do, visiting hospitals & pastors BETTER WISE UP O

You're not lonely, you're just poor my gee. Get your money up and “Are you home” messages will fill up your phone.

No Exes to compare you with sexually No flashbacks No scare of damaged womb via abortion No baggages from previous relationships No traumas from previous relationships More feminine You’re her first and she’s clean Have you ever driven brand new car before? Try it

Then they’re poor.

You have a homie that’s feeding you and housing you for free but somehow in your mind you feel you deserve more. You feel you deserve to be treated like a king. Him Housing and feeding you is the greatest gift any man can give you. Now shût up your mouth and go buy that fuel.

Time wey Nelson Mandela for use come Lagos come ball for Fela shrine him use am go prison for people wey no get sense.

You must only sign players who are willing to play for your club and if there’s ever a second thought on the player’s side about playing for the team then the player ain’t worthy to be recruited.

I never ever toast woman before for my life, Na from the ones wey show interest say they love me I dey choose from. When you go after them, you’ll be forced to start trying to prove your love to them and I’m an icy glacier boy, there are some things I can’t do.

Years ago the only time we get to see Lamborghini cars are on Lil Wayne and birdman’s music videos but now Naija boys dey tear am like it’s nothing Happy birthday bro, I proud of you anyhow.

I had a friend who would never ask his girl for money no matter how broke he is I asked once. Instead of asking me why don’t you ask your woman? He said he doesn’t want see finish from the girl, but I noticed whenever he’s on money he spends it with the girl I laughed out loud

Normalize collecting money from your girlfriend. Normalize enjoying your girl’s money just as she’s enjoying yours. Any other way apart from this way is not sustainable for the long term of the relationship. Women easily abandon what they didn’t contribute to.

Bro life hard oh, any young Niqqa you see trying to fix up his life & move up, just wish him well. E no easy oh. Drive around, wind down & look around you, you go see say outside tough. Big shout out every young Niqqa out there trying to turn his 2 into 4, May you get yours 🥂

Thank you Elon 🙏

Guyyyyy, No rush life. This is the only tweet I got for you today.

46M from sporty $9,500 from forex $7,700 from synthetic It wasn’t a bad week pressing my phone.

In 2018 I mapped out a plan to make $5 per day so I can be able to make $100 in the 20 trading days that’s was in a month. Bear in mind that $100 was N36,000 in 2018 & my monthly salary was just N28,000, I figured if I can be making $5 everyday trading on my $100 forex account in six month I’ll be able to quit my job & focus fully on trading. It never really did workout as planned but I planned & planned & planned every single day to better my life, I had everything planned out even though the plans were collapsing on me but I had hope & that hope was the only thing waking me up every morning. If you don’t have anything to live for there won’t be a thing to die for, I wake up every morning with a heavy heart, I’ll starve & save my salary for two months, which was just N25,000 for me to be able to fund $100 to my Hotforex broker then My Colleagues at work were buying new wears, new phones with their salaries but I was blowing mine on my MT4, somedays I go to bed crying silently & my pillow will be soaked with tears by morning, I still had to wake up by 5am to head out & wait for the staff bus. Bro I literally didn’t do anything with all the money I earned working that job except funding my account & blowing it few days later, so many times you see me post a tweet saying “Sad boys shall smile again” many of y’all thought I was just tweeting, no I wasn’t just tweeting, I was the sad boy, all my prayer then was to be able to smile one day, I always say to myself that “one day I’ll be happy” I was looked at as a failure, well I don’t blame anybody that looked at me as a failure cos I would have still looked at me as a failure if I was you. My Niqqas all were doing good but I was doing something called forex, always broke with no money, any salary that drop in my account will be funded to Hotforex the next minute & I might probably blow the account in next 3-4days, rinse & repeat, I wasn’t buying wears or even swagging out, I just Dey press my Infinix Hot 5 everyday looking at lines called chart. Bro I’ll come on twitter then & nobody was even talking about forex, only some white guys were trading then, Konji Dey wound man, man no even get babe, normally sef babe no go look my face cos I no reach and I no get level then. Fast forward to December 2018 I burst everywhere, I have raised my account from $100 to $350 & I took a risky trade on two positions, 1 lot size & 0.50 lot size, I was on duty and I was asked by manager to fill up the Mikano generator with the diesel suppliers, while we were filling up the generator I forgot I was on a trade, I later remembered & checked my phone, all my life I have never seen a bearish drop like that, my account went from $350 to $1,750, I saw the profit & I had to check again to be sure if it wasn’t my demo account. I checked & it was my real live account, my hands were shaking but I was able to quickly close the trades, I was on my Hogan Guard Uniform standing at the gate which was my duty post, I couldn’t say a word, cars were horning for me to open the gate but I couldn’t hear anything, bruh I zoned out, tears start Dey drop for my eyes cos Omo I don really suffer, Nobody believed in me and there wasn’t no prop firm that I knew of then, I was just struggling on my own. Office closed, everybody went home I stayed back, slept a the duty post, woke up around 1am & placed another trade, took two positions 1 lot size each on USDCHF woke up by 6am I was running on $1,300 profit again, I want craze that day, 6:30am my colleague came & I handed over duty to him, I went home & couldn’t say a single word to anyone. I placed a withdrawal & $3,000 landed in my UBA bank account, I looked at it and looked up, a little tear dropped, I smiled & from that day till now, I made a vow never to go back to old days. I made millions with my infinix hot5, that’s why I don’t trade much with laptop or trading station. 24 Dec 2018 I tear ride codedly, the pic you’re seeing on this post. DOL Nobi New Boy

Igbo boys in finance & hospitality 🥂

Please lock in. Boys are really changing their lives with forex trading behind closed doors.

Open your OPay and press your boyfriend money make him go buy one or two jeans NO. But advice go full your mouth. Nonsense

You can’t make generational wealth trading forex. It’s funny that y’all think forex can get you that far in wealth building. Forex will only give you the seed. You can’t build generational wealth by working by yourself. No trader has $100M

If you cheat I go just demote you but you’re still my baby 😊

How you go believe the “I love you” wey come out from a poor girl’s mouth. How??????

Poor man dey always depend on luck and miracle. Na why bet9ja shop and church dey littered in every place for where wey poor man dey live.

When he can’t afford the basic things you’d expect him to afford, you will cheat and blame him.

He’s just doesn’t have money. This only happen to guys that ain’t got bread

Some dey commit su*cide Some dey from there dey craze Some dey go into hard drugs Frustration is real man. when you are trying your best behind close doors & nothing is working out, no single person will believe you’re trying. Not everyone can relate but I can, I’ve been there

Just remember: If your girl didn’t allow it, they no born the niqqa well to even get close to her.

This trading skill. When it starts working, I mean when it starts making you money I want you to know that it’s forever. My Gee this P na forever something, so take your time & build a own system that works E dey pay die, $1k na 1.6M & many jobs no pay reach like that PUT BODY

Remember. If you allow the buyer to meet the seller you've already failed as a broker

One of my boys got funded on his 50k account and when he’s up $200-$ 500 he’ll just stop trading till payout. He did that a couple times & used his accumulated profit to purchase a 200k account. Said passing the 200k will set him up for life. He’s serious, I’m rooting for him.

Give yourself 2 solid years. 2 years of standard lock-in. 30 days is DATA. 90 days is trial and error. 1 year is building habits while 2 years is progress. One day at a time and being consistent. It’s called longevity for a reason. Slow and steady. Stop rushing progress.

The best of men are still men. Your dad is a super dad

If your past needs maturity to be understood, please count me out baby gyal.

Get rich then act like nothing changed.

Take forex trading serious, it will make you make rich.

The first thing you do when you start touching some bands is to clean up yourself. Clean up yourself. Look expensive and smell like a million dollar. Don’t be that guy that looks like a driver when you actually own the car.

Brooooo 9ja boys are hardworking asf. Every niqqa dey awake dey hustle one or two. One thing I know is that there’s no niqqa dead or alive who has ever made up his mind to level up that ever regretted it. Talk less, Grind more. Life’s sweet when the paper begins coming your way

I’m sorry but I’m not kneeling to propose marriage to any woman on earth. I will treat and love you right but I’m not kneeling to give you a ring. It just doesn’t feel right to me. I’m not doing it.

Remember, if she can give you her money then she can give you everything else. They value their money more than their pxssy. They easily give u body than to give you money. If she has never given you her money for no reason then it’s time to start rethinking that relationship.

Please don’t waste the next 6 months. Turn your life around. Take trading serious it will change ur life I promise you. Fraud won’t do it like trading would, you’ll keep hiding & sneaking, 9-5 is cool but won’t liquid you up like trading Trade your analysis. Fail but keep going

These boys were dancing on their duty post which was totally wrong for security personnel’s but we Nigerians rallied around them and made them trend. Pastor came from nowhere cos of clout and announced that he’s taking them to Cyprus for school under his scholarship, there are many hungry kids in the streets but pastor chose these ones, the famous ones. Lol The bad character of the boys that were dancing at their duty post has germinated to Ingrates now, una never see anything oh, let’s continue supporting nonsense. Well, they said everybody should Dey their Dey.

Once she enters university like this, just forget am. Otilo

Omo leave talks oh, lock in oh. A man with money is already a god

Guyyyyyy APC spoil this country o, Jesus 🙆🏾‍♂️ We were becoming a proper country in 2015 and APC happened

CR7 will never turn to CR3.5 God no gree bad thing oh.

Forex trading is always a scam till you hit your first $10k withdrawal A woman is always barren till she pops out a bouncing baby. A man is always poor till him burst every 2 seconds. Anything that’s worth something on earth won’t come easy. Face your chart & find your way 💜

Called my sister earlier this morning, she said & I quote: “Let me finish preparing the kids for school, I’ll call you when I’m done” On hearing it I burst laugh, cos to me it’s still unreal. Na this same girl wey me & her dey drag remote control not so long ago? GOD IS GREAT

Forex will teach you patience and you must learn it by force.

Fact about them is that they’re kids, growing up and making their own fair share of mistakes. Some mistake they will regret, some they won’t but at the end of the day they’re kids and they will do kid things despite the fact that they eagerly wanna grow up so quick.

If only you know how ruthless women can be when looking for a suitable life partner you’ll know your sacrifices means nothing Women love you for the things you do for yourself not the things you do for her Buy a car, upgrade ur life, she’ll dump a man that got her an iPhone 4 u

What Nigerians call "Boyfriend" is what Americans call foster parents, where you legally adopt children you didn't birth and become fully responsible for their wellbeing. But we are not ready for this conversation yet.

When you start making good money from trading, please make sure you’re looking like money. Buy good wears. Smell nice. Fuck beautiful women. Cope a mad whip & live fly. Don’t rush it but when you do things let it be known you’re a different typa guy Praise God & keep living

There are guys who are standing at their security post this cold night opening gates while on their uniform & boots. Their monthly salary ain’t even up-to 40k & a girl that hasn’t fed herself for up-to 5yrs is saying 10k is not money? Lmao. I blame the internet & social media.

Trading forex will make you rich, synthetic will get you there quicker.

When you work & become successful: People will bring business ideas to you hoping you invest. People will invite you to important events that you would have never stepped foot in. You become the best son, husband, brother & friend. Your fuckups become a new pattern. GET RICH

The relationshi doesn’t get stronger because of the things you’ve done for her, it gets stronger and more solid because of the things she’s done for you. I want you to remember that being born a MAN is the greatest privilege on earth. Be classy and honorable, know your worth.

Showed me the wigs she wants and i sent money, now she’s telling me the wigs are too expensive. Oya na, send me back my money, NO Oya na, buy the wigs, NO You see am abi, Once the money becomes theirs, they automatically learn the value of it.

Take forex trading serious, it will make you rich 📊

I pray you bounce back stronger this time.

Na because say she no invest anything in the relationship you go hear them say “women easily move on”