Creator of TheDrawPlay comic. Sports Cartoonist. Extremely pessimistic Giants fan. He/Him other site(bsky)-@thedrawplay.com
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So in case you missed it, I have a Patreon again! You get access to my discord, and higher levels get a doodle of their choice every month!
I'll also be posting all the unseen cartoon bet sketches you don't get to see when I guess a game right
patreon.com/c/DrawPlayDave
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I am now suddenly very worried that Nabers is so good that he saves Daniel Jones' job
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I can't believe Bill Simmons called Pablo Torre a fake journalist and since then he's destroyed the evil NFL union leaders and is currently dropping Steve Ballmer in a volcano
All-timer run happening right now
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This might be the lowest point in new Browns franchise history, because not only are they terrible, but this time nobody feels bad for them
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A security guard at Osaka Castle saw my Giants hat, said "Go Giants!", then showed me the Steelers background on his phone, looked at me again and said "no more Kenny Pickett!" And gave me a thumbs up
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To concuss Jaxson Dart he would be required to have a brain, rather than being a large sentient humunculus made of Bro energy and various forms of clay
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He looks so old, like he's the main star of a movie about an old guy who missed his chance to play QB but due to crazy circumstances and some buffoonery now he's starting for the New York Jets
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The Patriots are actually good. Really happy for them. They've suffered for so long. There are pre-schoolers in Boston who have never seen them win a super bowl and that's so sad
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Love how Derek Car's helmet has speed holes in it so he can make poor decisions faster
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Caleb has such a chaotic energy when he scrambles. He doesn't run as a prime athlete like Lamar or skutte about like Mahomes. He runs like he cant see and is screaming and doesn't know what his limbs are doing
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God I wish Tommy DeVito was good because there's nobody more Jersey and we deserve to have him as our leader
Natoli’s Italian Deli in Secaucus, NJ, hooked up #Giants QB Tommy DeVito with a free chicken parm sandwich. He’s excited
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Look, it was a noble attempt by the Steelers, but can we really expect a 7 seed to beat a 2 seed? That would be silly. It would be incredibly embarrassing for a 2 seed to lose to the 7 seed. Just a disgrace that should get everyone fired.
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Aaron Donald vs Jason Kelce hell in a cell match at the Hall of Fame inductions 5 years from now
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You knew it was coming.
Packers Playoff Pain Part 3
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Ah yes, I distinctly remember the many times I and my coworkers have visibly jerked it during a meeting, it is truly a common occurrence
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Rodgers spent the whole season talking about his comeback and trying to be the most impressive recovery ever and Kirk just went quiet, got surgery, and did something more impressive in these 20 seconds than Rodgers did all year
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This season is setting us up for another utterly classic Vikings playoff disaster for the ages
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I gotta admit, Rodgers dragging out his decision, going full hype, running out there with the flag in primetime only to maybe finish his career 4 snaps in was performance art. Maybe his finest work
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Twitter help me brainstorm something. I'm trying to come up with a list of super specific annoying sports guys
So far I've got:
-guy who gets mad when you say "we" when referring to your team in conversation
-guy who thinks wearing a jersey is cosplay
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How many times does Jim Kelly have to beat cancer for Jim Kelly's cancer to realize it is the 90's buffalo bills of diseases
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Jawaan Taylor is doing the Legion of Boom strategy of just committing the same penalty on every play because what are the refs gonna do, call him every time
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I used to wonder how Minnesota residents survived the cold but watching Minnesota sports had taught me you can't kill what's already dead
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Why, just last week during a sales meeting, Devin from accounts was just pulling his hog like a madman and like decent people we simply asked him to put it away and he apologized and it was cool, we've all been there
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Have some scandalous late Friday night Rodgers slander, brought to you by me, and the guy who commissioned it, who I dont think is on twitter
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When they said Demarcus Ware would sing the national anthem I was like "oh neat, I didn't know Demarcus Ware could sing"
turns out he cannot
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I will die on the hill that color rush was cool even if not every uniform worked and people just hated it because it was different
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It's year 6 man if you want to keep giving him excuses at this point that's on you. At some point you have to acknowledge he might just suck too
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My ideal season:
AB joins the Pats, turns into good boy, Pats go 18-0, lose to a swan song Eli in the Super Bowl again after the Giants were a 6th seed, AB punches Tom Brady after the bowl, the Patriots explode, Eli retires a hero
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I will never leave twitter because for all the noise, hate, trolling, and toxicity sometimes I just see an account like this end up in my mentions and I die laughing for 10 minutes
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Mark Wahlberg: 18-1 was such a gut punch, couldn't talk to anyone for weeks, absolutely wrecked me
Eli: good to hear
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If the Vikings win the super bowl the amount of heart attacks they will have caused to get there will leave no actual fans left to finally celebrate it
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It's funny how he was so coy and secretive trying to hide his Vax status until he got exposed and now he's just loud and annoying and brings it up whenever he can
"If science is Dr. Fauci, you're damn right I'm defying science."
Aaron Rodgers with another swipe at Dr. Anthony Fauci on The Pat McAfee Show
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Holding up traffic in LA so James Cordon can thrust his pelvis at you in a weird costume seems like a great way to make everyone involved not want to see your movie
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Nothing makes me feel guiltier about loving football than these moments. That was a hard but fairly routine tackle too, fucking hell
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Site appears to be back up and running, so here's the first official appearance of Sexy Trevor in a full comic, plus Vikings slander!
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Everyone is panicing about the new NFL helmet rule but let's be real: it will never get called during the season except the one time it costs Detroit a game
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