Love the state of Texas, My Texas Longhorns, And Tex-Mex.
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Did this awhile back, but decided to do another one with some new additions/revisions:
If College Football Programs were Game of Thrones: (thread)
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got me.
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A young white child performing Project Pat at a Mexican establishment in a room full of black people is the most American thing you will ever see 🇺🇸
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-(1)-King-(1)-
tiff
We got actual names on jerseys. Kids today don’t know what this means for those of us grew up playing this game.
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Allen Iverson was the #1 player in the country in both basketball and football
Sports on Prime
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At the end of the day, she said “Ok”
QB1 🫡
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That cop needs to be arrested. He framed the shit outta Kyren Lacy. Painted the whole picture.
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🚨BREAKING NEWS:
University of Texas mascot, Bevo, has been hospitalized.
Bevo has been diagnosed with back pain from carrying the SEC in his first year.
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Arch being invited to a Black cookout in St. Louis will be a bigger flex than any football accolade of his.
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QUAN
Forever Trill🇳🇬 🇰🇪 🇧🇸
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I understand why Chappelle was jealous during his “hiatus”. This was cinema. 💯
Key & Peele
I never really watched Key & Peele. Not sure why. I’m watching Key & Peele now. Key & Peele is funny.
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What’s the play? @John_Mateer4 👀
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“I don’t have many affiliations. I’ve got God, my family, got America, got Texas, and the Longhorns.” ~ @McConaughey
#HappyThanksgiving
Texas Football
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When you ask me who I’m rooting for in season 2 of #HouseoftheDragon
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We just paid $10M to send Trump to Scotland to open his very own private golf course.
Paying off student loans are the least we can do for one another.
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Best play of Quinn Ewers career, and it’s not even close.
Right behind VY’s 4th & 5.
ESPN
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Arch Manning with (3) top 100 WRs, the #1 RB, and the best OL class in the last 6 cycles
stunna__numba1
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Damon might have given us an all time top 10 comedy film with this one
Why Hayden Whyyyyyyy!!! 😭😭
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J❌red.
If you weren’t rocking with Longhorns during Charlie, then you don’t deserve them under Sark.
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Texas Football: 2024
#1 Overall Recruiting Class
SEC Title Appearance
Back-to-Back Top 5 Seasons
Back-to-Back Playoff Semifinals
4 wks ranked #1
Dominated OU 34-3
14 Year Scoreboard over A&M
Beat the ACC Champs
Beat the Big 12 Champs
NY6 Bowl Win
Thorpe Winner
Outland Winner
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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
A&M couldn’t find the endzone vs Texas
And neither could OU
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Longhorns when Aggies arrive to church this morning nitter.app/BayouBets225/status/16…
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Been waiting 3 years to post this.
Never forget when A&M athletic director flew out to SEC Media Days to prevent Texas from joining the SEC 💀
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They definitely gotta put this in the movie lol
#MichaelMovie @FreddieGibbs
Kilo
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A&M had a 12 year head start 😭
This video is gonna go platinum for the next 365.
Southeastern Conference
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The fastest woman in the world & fastest football player are both Longhorns 🔥
#HookEm
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Plz keep him away from the football team until after the season 🙏🏾
we don’t have to go to Drake’s house… he comes to ours 🤘
#HookEm
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Quinn Ewers is about to leave Texas with 2 of the most embarrassing defeats in OU history.
Quinn owns Oklahoma.
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🤘🏾🔥
#1 Ranked Recruiting Class
SEC Title Appearance
11-1 record
13 consecutive weeks in the Top 5
4 weeks ranked #1
Beat all our rivals
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Quinn Ewers after sweeping all Texas rivals, back to back playoffs, but he lost to Georgia 😭
📂
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Blake Skaggs
Texas football to the @AP voters
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Texas will have not 1, not 2, but 3 All-Americans returning on defense in 2025.
Michael Taaffe
Anthony Hill Jr
Collin Simmons
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Btw, no more Hudson Card slander. He battled thru injuries today and still almost pulled the upset.
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Grant Reacts
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Sark is 10-1 in year 3 with a roster he was fortunate enough to mostly flip via portal and recruiting. We have our guy. Let’s stop complaining and be happy. #HookEm
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Joey McGuire talked so much shit all off-season and just lost to Wyoming
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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