The Doctor is in. No medical or financial advice. Previous: Marketing Director @AuraFinance, @HyperlockFi, and @Splice_Fi. Redacted opinions are my own.
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I’ve seen so much self righteousness this past weekend, I feel like everyone in #cryptotwitter should read “Ego is the Enemy” by @RyanHoliday. I often wonder what the Stoics would say about crypto…
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Please don’t forget to take care of yourself when this is over. You’ve seen some shit that doesn’t just go away when the bombs stop. Your work is invaluable, and so is your mental health. Thank you for what you do. 🙏🏻
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Hey @CurveFinance... am I tripping or is this just a Central Bank version of 3CRV??
Probably nothing. 👀
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What. The. Fuck. If the founder of a company gambles with the company treasury, he’s usually indicted, arrested, and convicted. How the hell is anyone supposed to trust you again? You breached your fiduciary responsibility, the only honorable thing to do is resign.
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The Ukrainians released this for a reason. News like this can be incredibly demoralizing for the enemy. Hearing of reinforcements and new weaponry while you're lacking both doesn't bode well for troop morale...
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Sorry Ser, I stand with Ukraine, but we ain’t gonna be able to do that. Crypto is for ALL the people of the world, and that includes Russians.
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I wish I could see the look on his face when his lawyer explains that a discovery subpoena means he has to turn over his financials.
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Because we like just like to watch the world burn, the GigaChad @dirty_slogan decided to drop @PixelPopsWorld as a FREE mint this Wednesday 7/27
on @avalancheavax.
First 25 people to follow, RT, and DM me your wallet get WL’d. Go!!
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JUST IN: "NATO passes unanimous resolution in support of Ukraine's battle against the invading weather. $200M in rain coats, umbrellas, and boots have been approved and is in route."
Still no fighter jets, but good luck anyway...
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I'll translate:
Dear Ukrainians,
We're on our way to help you regrow your sunflower fields, and yes, we're bringing our own seeds. See you soon!
Love always,
"Volunteers"
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Google translate says: “Times were tough IRL during 2021 so we rugged everyone in 2022. Nature is healing. You’re welcome.”
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It takes YEARS of training to be competent behind the controls of an F-15, this isn’t something that can be rushed.
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Seriously. Hey @RepTomEmmer, why is @SBF_FTX allowed to go on a press tour like he just released a book and didn’t just embezzle billions in customer deposits. Asking for a million friends.
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100% correct. I’ve rehabbed a whole bunch of pec tears from guys “ego benching”. Dumbbells and cables can give a much better directional contraction while reducing the risk to the pec major tendon and/or shoulder joint.
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Most people just don’t get it, money only solves your money problems. If you’re miserable when you’re broke, you’ll be miserable when you’re rich.
That being said, I’m willing to take my chances…
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Bro, what’s the deal?? I’m sure you’ve got enough money you don’t need to steal Pinterest photos to flex…
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He’s just being a good custodian of our funds by keeping them safe in his bank account, right guys?!?
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Gm homies! Seeing CT's fitness arc developing reminds me of a bunch of inmates biding their time by getting swole.
Our autism doesn't stop at investment analysis...
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Wait. Hold up. So you're saying I can buy discounted GLP (@pendle_fi's PT-GLP) and use it as collateral and take a loan against it while it matures?? And then loop that loan into more PT-GLP?
More big brained DeFi ideas from the never ending builders @Dolomite_io!
To celebrate the launch of @pendle_fi's PT-GLP as a collateral asset on Dolomite, we're giving everyone an opportunity to earn some extra Dolomite XP ✨
galxe.com/dolomite/campaign/…
Full details below 👇
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This is my meatspace field of work, so I can testify with absolute certainty, that obesity amongst adults has gone parabolic. Forget Covid, I’m bullish AF on diabetes and heart disease thinning the herd.
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Are you earning double digit returns on your stablecoins Anon?? If not (psssst... I know you're not!) @0xconcentrator has got you covered! Choose your pool featuring @CurveFinance's crvUSD, and just let it autocompound and watch the yield pile up. You're welcome. 🤝🫡
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New #profilepic courtesy of @Mothalamp! If you aren’t following the Moth, you’re missing out on the flame!
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Gm frens! Would you trust this SmolNerd with all your problems??
A huge thanks to the king @YellowBrah69 for crushing it as always!
Now... bend over and let the exam begin.
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Hot take, but this comes off as if you’re bitter about something… How do you know they’re not making money, and why does it matter to you? They’re outing scammers and that benefits us all.
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You can say a lot of things about Ryan's relentless approach to change; but he's the loudest, leading voice who's unafraid of the repercussions of speaking out against the establishment. That takes a degree of testicular fortitude that most in crypto just don't have. Respect. 🤝
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Ad hominem attacks only expose the weakness of your defense and highlight the strength of the accusations.
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Aiiiight! Doc’s got more spots to give, so follow, RT, and send me your AVAX wallet address and I’ll try to get you on!! LFG @PixelPopsWorld!
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100% this. I’ve made and lost a bunch of money here, but the friends I’ve made are the true ROI on the time I spend shitposting with all you autists. Lub you homies, and if you’re reading this, you’re one of them…
The friends you make in a bear market are priceless
If you're spending the bear market making enemies & fighting everyone, you're ngmi
Crypto is hard but it's a lot easier with friends
When the noise of the bull dies down and the tourists leave, you see who the real homies are
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So I told my Chad brother @Animalsin2 to “Draw me like one of your French girls” and this is his masterpiece. Frankly I think it really captures my best angles! What do you think?
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Gm CT! Issa beautiful, cool, crisp Sunday morning. Let’s make the most of today by getting a little sun and touching a little grass while we trade ponzis. And don’t forget, TAKE PROFIT, don’t be someone’s exit liquidity today…
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They getcha with a $5 Delivery fee on top of the tip… shit adds like 30+% to the cost of the pizza. Annoying AF tbh…
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A little PSA to all the divorced Dad's there; If your kids are too young to do something nice for your Ex on Mother's Day, please make it happen for them. Put your feelings aside, realize they love their mother & want to show it & need your help to do it. They'll never forget it.
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So I've managed to hornswaggle the @Wassieverse team into giving me 3 WL spots for the upcoming mint on June 3rd.
RT this and DM me if you want one (and are actually planning on minting) and I'll get you on there!
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I just got home from my 16yr old son’s Speech and Debate Banquet, and he won a surprise award…
“Most Likely to Lead a Revolution”
I’m so fucking proud. 🤘
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#NewProfilePic
You never fade a Yellow Rat! @dirty_slogan is up to something big!
@PixelPopsWorld
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Ok #BallerzNation it’s the 4th quarter and we’re up, but it’s not over yet! What would Jordan, Kobe, or the other GOAT’s do?? DUNK on them boys! Let’s show them what we’re made of! @BALLERZ_NFT @flowverse_ @gaia_nfts we’re in it to win it!! LFG #Ballerz!
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New PFP, who dis? Thanks to @smolsnip for including me in the UltraWass collection and making me look like a fucking superhero!
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Amazing that she just gives away free alpha like this! @TikTokInvestors you should feature her! 😂
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Stablecoin yield farming for $ETH you say?? A strategy even @Tetranode would love...
This little plan I use utilizes my good friends over at @CurveFinance, @FraxFinance, and @0xConcentrator.
First, Zap into the $USDC/crvUSD pool on Concentrator and then deposit your LP token into the afrxETH Compounder. Your stablecoin yields will autocompound into $frxETH at the current rate of... ~9%?! On a stablecoin?? In $ETH??
I really wish it was more involved so I could look like some sort of DeFi genius, but it's actually just that easy thanks to the real GigaBrains over at @AladdinDAO.
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$CVX is so underpriced right now, but to be honest, I think $FXS is still underpriced too. Whenever the bull comes raging back the flywheel will spin back up again quickly...
$CVX seems to be having an $FXS moment 📈
Did Lido suddenly realize how much CVX they're going to need buy to counter frxETH expansion? 🤔😆
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Gm! Oops, I did it again...
I meant to post this yesterday, but thanks to the real Pimp @ThinkingVols for the swag!
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Tonight, we pan sear and oven roast the pork chops. Tomorrow, we conquer the world!
Or go to the fiat mines, same shit…
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I keep mentioning @CurveFinance's crvUSD, and as you can see, it's catching on as an LP pair. Just take a look at the USDC/crvUSD & USDT/crvUSD APRs. Hard to be on stablecoins...
And if you really want to pull a big brain move, you can autocompound them with @0xconcentrator.
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Gm fam. This morning we’re touching iron grass.
And yes, I’m doing curls in the squat rack like a fucking heathen. Fight me.
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A HUGE thank you to the GigaChad @fairybaby420 for making me a 1/1 FairyFrenz for my birthday.
And also a huge thanks to all that DM’d me to wish me happy birthday as well, y’all are gonna make an old man feel young again!
Happy birthday @DocMuscle_ !! Hope u're having a great day u fkin chad!!! Ah almost forgot.. U're now part of ze @FairyFrenz gang!!💥
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This is the @AladdinDAO Universe summed up in one very simple picture. @0xConcentrator, @0xC_Lever, and @Protocol_fx cover three of the most important areas of DeFi; capital efficiency, composability, and yield optimization.
Bullish AF.
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Bullish AF on @0xC_Lever built by @AladdinDAO. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
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C'mon #Ballerz we're currently 44 votes behind! We need ALL of #BallerzNation to show up and vote. This could be a HUGE opportunity to get @Ballerz_NFT @flowverse_ @dapperlabs and @gaia_nfts some much deserved recognition. LFG!!
Ok #Ballerz and #BallerzNation it's time to assemble! The @PlayersOnlynft sneaker poll is up, so get your buttz over to their discord channel and VOTE! Let's get our #Ballerz on @mcarterwilliams shoes!
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