Podcast Producer for @newrorynmal | Media Personality 🍼 | UGC Creator. I say wild things. for a living and for free. Weekly Vlogs on YT via the link below.

New York, NY
I saw a TikTok earlier this week, where this girl was manifesting by using the phrase “Show me how good it can get” … and I haven’t stopped saying it since. I’m open, God. Show me how good it can get.
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... yall do not appreciate lingerie.
They don’t make them like her anymore 😍
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… I think being slapped and standing there doing nothing, then hiding out of embarrassment for a year, coming back and saying THIS is actually wayyy more bitchassnigga activity, but to each their own.
The gloves finally came off 😂🥊 #ChrisRock Mic drop at the end tho 👏🏾🎤
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This why Niggas be paying rent.
“I just jiggle” My gawd, today!!!
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Always funny when a bubbly girl gets with an alleged “quiet” man and realizes they actually never shut up when they’re comfortable.
Megan Thee Stallion with Klay Thompson via TikTok.
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Wow I love tennis so much great touchdown
Megan Thee Stallion throws the ceremonial first pitch at the Houston Astros’ Opening Day game
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Y’all say Megan’s music is bad… ngl it’s just not for you and that’s okay lol. I also think she raps too fast for the children that were left behind. No shade
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Side note: this is another example of there being no star power in these young girls. Mariah and Bey cannot even RETIRE bc there’s no powerhouse pop stars left! The girls are exhausted! Over 30 years in the game for BOTH of them.
Beyoncé & Mariah Carey will both perform at the NFL’s Christmas Day game.
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I honestly don’t care what y’all say about writing - Cardi’s delivery can’t be duplicated. She makes the song special
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Don’t ever do this ever again please. I do not want AI videos of me made. Ever
Replying to @Demaaaris
Salute.
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… attacking Cole while he’s in Album mode is a BOLD MOVE.
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Might have to take an internet break. Between Cassie, Megan, Halle, hell even Cardi. The hate for women is becoming more deafening than usual and reading the real opinions of people you encounter in your daily life is so… i don’t even have words.
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I love how Wallo takes it all in and enjoys his freedom. The jokes are funny, but I really love this for him
Gillie tired of wallo 😭🤣 “We looking like 2 spicy milk duds…come to my mf room 6:12 in the morning begging me to walk with u on the beach”
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Choosing pettiness over a good show is… a choice.
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Family Matters is really, really good.
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Mal looked me dead in my face and told me Drake was a better songwriter than Mariah fucking Carey. And asked Rory for back up and Rory says “idk. I’m not familiar with Mariah’s pen.” This is the shit I deal with.
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Smh. I’m so happy Megan out the way wearing pumpkins on her head. This is all so … wow.
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Replying to @legendofkorah
I think some people misunderstood when I said “don’t appreciate it” that I meant “don’t like it”. Men like it, they just want to rip it off immediately. It needs its moment
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That Bia diss caught me off guard 😭😭 I was just in bed listening relaxed
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Cardi having that revenge moment all the heartbroken girls dream of! New fine man on the MSG screen with me, we smiling! You know them screenshots hitting that phone like fireworks in the hood on July 3rd!! I have second hand pleasure!
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Aht aht aht WEST COAST WILSON, The North Remembers
Home of HOV. Stay in your lane. 🗽
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Mike Tyson Blow To The Face
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Can’t be out here playing with a bitch like me, when there’s niggas out here praying for a bitch like me. TURN IT UP BARDI
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the blonde leading the blind.
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Cole dropped. Peeje caught @thisisrory and I are on our first listen. GOAT. I’m not here to argue with y’all
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LMFAO nigga said they used Reason budget for Doechii keychains I’m crying bad
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Drake got my phone tapped tho cause ain’t no way ‘Celibacy’ that accurate. Ain’t no way ‘when he’s gone’ that accurate.
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first lady
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Nigga fuck the big 3!!!!! It’s just big ME
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… it’s over.
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Aww I feel bad bc Rory was just joking to segue the topic… he wasn’t being negative. Mal deserves this smoke he was the one arguing with us 😭😭😭
Cardi B goes off on Rory after hearing him talk about her being seen with Stefon Diggs
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YEAH MONA. Fuck out of here. Mfs on me about my ponytail I wore today. Meanwhile male podcasters be in sweats and a crooked line up every episode. It’s a podcast, not the VS fashion show. Listen to the damn audio.
Mona had sumn to say to the people clowning her hair last week. God FORBID! ✊🏾🤣
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SN: 5 years later, and I’m still not skipping WAP on this album. It’s so damn good 😭
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Hey guys, every one who doesn’t like Kendrick isn’t a Drake Stan. Some people just don’t like Kendrick’s music. And that’s okay. Let’s all just listen to what we like 🙂
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“The best rapper in NY is on a podcast” ?! … now why am I in this?
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Were literally recording
Replying to @MissBNasty
Legend. 💰💰💰
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Lmao Joe Budden becoming Mona Scott is hilarious
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Aww hell…
🤔………..🤣……….NOKIA EFFECT
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What I’m realizing from so many of your responses is that the culprit of this idiocy is misogyny. Y’all are screaming at me that Mariah isn’t a songwriter - which is false, and let’s me know that you’d rather automatically discredit a woman than to just research
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posted this on tik tok but i wanna hear what you guys have to say too …
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Glad so many women have this same experience. Bc I dead just put my phone and mute and listen to this man talk like a podcast while I clean/cook etc.
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Rope Burn.
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Come pick up your clothes, I have them folded.
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I’m going back to tweeting lyrics and subbing my hoes like 2014. I miss old twitter. Everything is a goddamn dissertation now
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Use this tweet as an excuse to post a picture where your body was insane
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Replying to @KensBestLyfe
Her voice was always so calming lmao I loved it
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Gun to my head I could rap 1-4 without missing a lyric.
I missed all the arguing and yappin… Percocets and muscle relaxers in a napkin
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Replying to @LexP__
during backshots you dont know whether its him or you?
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Replying to @Nae2bomb
Reread the first line of my tweet.
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Me everytime I hear the confessions album:
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“Baka got a weird case why is he around?!” Is literally engraved into my brain. I cannot stop saying it
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I need the Fall Off. Like now. Like right now.
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Random MacBook photos.
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🫀🦨
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Saying she’s speaking “womanese” when he’s just speaking in twitter bird language is ironic. And what’s the point of being 6’4 if you aren’t in professional sports? Just tall and chatty?
this diva CHEWED him up so bad here i'm crying😭
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I’m about to flip a BRICK
👤CLIPSE👤 👤STOVE GOD COOKS👤 💿UPCOMING COLLAB💿 🚨LET GOD SORT EM OUT🚨 📆JULY 11th 2025📆
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Raised the temperature in Vegas by a few degrees 🔥☕️
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To say Joey is beating ass like report cards came in is not “NY BIAS”… it just is what it is. And no amount of gassing up mid will change that.
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Nah the Kendrick fans won I deserve the slander 😭😭😭
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Replying to @mrhumblegroove
U thought wrong . And that’s okay
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This my only care! People too involved in the personal and ignoring what’s actually important. Jokes are jokes but Drake taking on a music conglomerate is not light work bro
Beef aside, if Drake wins that lawsuit, it’s a huge step forward for protecting artists in the music industry.
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Princess.
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Happy New Rory & Mal Film Day! Aka Monday 😘
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AND DID.
Demaris, co-host of Rory and Mal, passionately defends Megan Thee Stallion, Cardi B, Halle Bailey, and Cassie against women who discredit their stories, urging women to support and unite with each other.
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I caught Hed’s point later on and felt so bad 😭😭😭 why are Rory & I always ready to move furniture
The Way @thisisrory @Demaaaris Was Ready To Stand On Bidness 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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… she went and changed that mf foundation shade though 😭😭😭😭
Ouch, that’s gotta hurt. Who needs barz when you can do this! Sheesh. Mangled her to pieces with smile and grace sheesh. Go get that paycheck! You so desperately need from hating on people.
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Nevermind, this white hooligan just told me Snooze is a better R&B song than We Belong Together. Y’all can keep him.
My love for Rory is infinite. Very few people understand me; he does. That’s my dawg until the world ends.
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Video screenshots.
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No bc gtfoh 😭
Baby D is so sick of these guys maaaan 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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A-R-G-U-I-N-G
Baby D and Mal sitting in a tree…
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Are you 90s fine?
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Nahhhh @iamcardib I’m about to kidnap you until you release it
OMFGGFNDJDJ CARDI?
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Y’all got on my ass when I addressed that man about his jokes on black women. Now y’all wanna cry cause he has smoke for Kendrick. Y’all let ANYBODY in and this is the result
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Y’all really dumb as hell. The joke is that I’m too busy staring at Megan to even notice what mf sport she’s playing. How did everyone get that but you?
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I understand being sensitive as an artist. But you can’t get upset when the general consensus is that you released some ass. Just take it and go do better.
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I love when the men who don’t touch women in real life expose themselves. Cause real ones know. Drumline.
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31 years young.
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Love you ❤️
Replying to @Demaaaris
Aewww Deum sorry Rory
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Nobody had more fun at the Cole concert than me. I promise you.
that’s my wife
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Is anybody hiring?! @newrorynmal
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How you gonna stay with that nigga? IN THIS ECONOMY?!?
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Okay, usually I let narratives ride. I do. But this, I cannot. Rory doesn’t play about me. Never has never will. And bc of this, he be demanding apologies for me ON HIS OWN. I do not be giving enough of a flying fuck about any of y’all to be wanting an apology about shit I didn’t even hear. So please ENOUGH with the “Demaris’ feelings were hurt”. I do not care about y’all to have hurt feelings over your opinions on my damn opinions. Y’all get too self absorbed and parasocial with this podcast shit.
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I really want @iamcardib to come on our show. So she can pop her shit
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The title lmfoaooooooo
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Good morning. This is heat.
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You negros not understanding that even if you disagree with the point we’re making about jokes against black women, ARGUING PUBLICLY for the freedom of WHITE PPL to disrespect your own women is INSANITY and no other race would do it. Scoff/laugh in private and STFU
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I need Gina to stop begging these niggas to get in the booth, I’m over stimulated.
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One of the best songwriters of our generation and I don’t think y’all give her enough credit for it.
Replying to @AboutMusicYT
Post unpopular opinions on Mariah Carey:
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Respectfully, have y’all ever argued about hip hop? Or sports? … Like in real life? I grew up around men who love each other yelling about card games, hip hop, the Cowboys dynasty etc Mal is passionate about HH. You don’t gotta agree with his point, but Rory & I are not battered spouses. Some of these comments make me feel like y’all only have these discussions with strangers on twitter.
Rory n Baby D gotta stop letting Mal bark at them like they forgot to take his Tofu out the freezer.
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Rory locked me in his car in a locked garage and wouldn’t unlock it until I listened to Freddie Gibbs last project. Is this how I treat ppl over Mariah? Im so sorry Omg
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I wanna let you all know, I’ve enjoyed every convo we’ve had. Every debate. Y’all are everything to me and I love you so much. ✌🏾
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This being my legacy is crazy
The girl on Rory and Mal said what’s wrong with polo vnecks, that’s all I needed to know about the pod man
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Time to private my tweets. I won’t have my family doxxed over no Stan war, that’s real loser shit
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You’re fucking weird. Even supporting that is weird. All of yall are WEIRD.
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I know if a woman is pretty and has a likeable personality and is good af at her job she can do whatever tf she wants at work 😭
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Using my likeness is crazy PETA pay me
When you say it out loud, it’s clear this ‘norm’ isn’t normal... #Thanksgiving
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Telling me to stay out of men’s business when ain’t nobody fighting or shooting is crazy 😭 you niggas are entertainers 😭😭😭 I am so safe omg
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Clip editing is such a powerful tool bc what if I told you this conversation was about the Tyler Perry allegations?
Happy Juneteenth ✊🏾🍊💰
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