Wandering is encouraged ✈️ Attorney ⚖️ Poker Player ♠️
New York, USA
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Cameron Pettit just became the most hated man in Los Angeles
The DEA has arrested a 23 year old Hollywood Hills man in connection to the death of Mac Miller.
Cameron Pettit allegedly sold the artist counterfeit drugs laced with fentanyl two days before his death. rapfav.co/i5j
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I did it. After months and months of tweeting, I finally did it.
If you read the first word of each of my tweets, it’s the lyrics to Senior Skip Day by Mac Miller.
Rest in peace.
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Can someone explain to me why bitcoin is a good investment?
I'm 31 years old and I can't wait to tell my grandkids I sold all my stocks to buy #Bitcoin
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Mac Miller is dead and he’s still ending rapper’s careers 😭😭😭 #Goldlink
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This is far, far from an angle. However, in WSOP, there is a rule against disclosing the contents of your hand (whether it’s true or not). But absolutely, NOT an angle.
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Me watching these NFL players’ real life tragic issues and then putting in waiver claims for Russell Gage, Adrian Peterson, and Bryan Edwards
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I agree that Chance might actually be the greatest in the world right now but this is 100bbs in the WSOP ME in a field significantly worse than him — There’s better spots
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Add in a rating system where you rate the person you’re sitting next to you after the flight is over
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KIDS by Mac Miller was so impressive because he was only 16 and he basically invented a style of music.
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Definitely not — but his 2006 Main Event run was so entertaining that it makes me want to allow it
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Daniel, please just tell us if you got hair plugs? This shit has been bothering the Poker World for too long. Also, where did you get the surgery bc my hairline is starting to go
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Thanks Wayne, I appreciate your take on this. Your dog is adorable and I also like the Patriots. You should reconsider speaking to people so harshly, it’s just not that serious, brother. Good luck wherever life takes you.
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My sister Kimmy’s phone is full of strange things, but this is actually the most interesting of all
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So he has 195 passing yards per game vs. Tannehill’s 265 per game? A completion rating of 63% instead of Tannehill’s 69.8%? And btw you’re using his entire career stats, not just when he took over as the starter week 11. So it’s actually two less TDs and more INTs.
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When @PaulSkallas says I can’t be President of the United States because I’m not 6ft+ nitter.app/crazyclipsonly/status/…
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When President Trump hacks your Twitter account:
We simply cannot stay closed until the vaccine hits critical mass. The cost is too high. We will have nothing left to open. We must reopen the economy, but we must do it smartly and safely.
#SOTS2021
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I DID IT!!!! FIRST PLACE PAPI FIRST PLACE PAPI!!! I JUST WON A FUCKING CRUISE FOR TWO AND A MAIN EVENT SEAT!!! I DID IT!!!
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The only part of my parlay that didn’t hit last night was CeeDee Lamb Over 45.5 receiving yards. He had 45. I lost $10,000 on half a yard. Welcome to New York sports gambling 🎰
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Why didn’t you offer him a cashout 😔😔😔 now you owe my Dad $100,000
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@phil_hellmuth is the absolute GOAT
15 bracelets 10 2nd place finishes won wsop Europe in dominating fashion paved way along with me Daniel and bunch of others to build poker to what it is today and even if you don't like way he plays he deserves much respect cause without him kids aren't playing poker for living
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Just got second place in the @FoxwoodsPoker Saturday $300 buy-in for over $5,000! That’s how you start off poker season papi #BigSummerComing
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Never been so heartbroken... Busted out of the Main Event with around 1,400 players left... 1,100 make the money. What a journey. We’ll be back next year.
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Lmao are you kidding me??? This is awesome
The WSOP's New "Mystery Bounty Event" Is Putting Random Bounties On Every Player Including One $250,000(!!!!) Bounty In a $1,500 Buy-In Event barstoolsports.com/blog/1709…
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My simplest tweet ever is the one that finally does numbers 😭😂 no one gives a fuck about my creativity tf 😭
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Phone Kyler Murray and tell him he’s the dumbest man in America for choosing to go to the NFL over the MLB
Breaking: Mike Trout and the Angels are finalizing the largest contract in professional sports history, a 12-year deal worth more than $430 million, sources familiar with the deal told @JeffPassan.
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Day 1 of the bar exam is in the books. Time for a beer then back to the grind for day 2 tomorrow 🚪
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I walked out of the elevator at Mohegan Sun headed to the casino and the security guard goes “Uh oh, he’s a man on a mission.”
No idea why he said this, but I’m unnecessarily pumped up now
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Old man sitting next to me in tournament: Where are you from?
Me: New York
Old man: Do you know my friend, Luke? He was half drunk yesterday.
Me: Yeah I know him
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To think — three years ago, I was in China, with no idea where I was going or where I was headed — and now I’m done with law school, with no idea where I’m going or where I’m headed
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I can hoola-hoop for an extremely long period of time, I can recite all the words to Rapper's Delight, and I can name all the US Presidents
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My application to the NY Bar has been accepted. Now awaiting a ceremony date to officially become a lawyer.
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When my kids have an attitude I'm gonna make them nap in jeans. Tight ass jeans. With a belt. "Get your goddamn jeans." You're done for, kid
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Got 12th in WSOP Aruba Main Event for $6,237. Always want the win, but I played great so I can’t complain. Time to party.
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My dogs ran away today... I'm upset but I understand that they are on an adventure and I was just a stop on their journey. Good luck guys.
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Minnesota Vikings fans after going 7-9 with Dalvin Cook, Adam Theilen, Justin Jefferson, and Harrison Smith on their roster
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Shoutout to @HassanJohnson for this video! Thanks and much appreciated! And don’t worry Wee-Bay I’ll get you out soon 😂
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One of my favorite Mac Miller quotes. “Don’t stop dreaming... A clear mind can still be in the clouds.”
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Last time I had a snow day, Prince was alive, Trump was still on the Apprentice, and Danny Woodhead played for the Patriots.
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You know you don't get a lot of notifications when you get notifications about other people getting notifications
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I wonder if I actually had eaten my vegetables when I was younger, would I be like 5'11 right now?
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Charlie Kirk
This will be my last United flight. No outlets yet you didn't provide a television, long delays, and no drinks while we wait? Haha. @united
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Last night, Alessia gave me some really good advice for the WSOPC Main Event in Miami...
“Don’t bet big unless you have a really good hand”
She might have it figured out.
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One time, Alessia and I went to the movie theatre, bought popcorn and nachos and left to watch a movie at my house.
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Dear @Twitter,
If I wanted my likes to show up on other people’s newsfeeds, I’d simply retweet the tweet instead.
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Dear God,
I just want to win the Sunday Million today so that I don’t have to write Wills anymore. I promise to pay off my credit card bills and stop making fun of liberals on social media if you let me have this 🙏🏻
Your favorite son,
David
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