The @NewBlood guy Email: Dave@NewBlood.games

Born in NY / Lives in NZ
And you may find yourself in another part of the world And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
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I went to a live taping of this show and lemme tell you - it's not happening fam
i’m still convinced i can do this
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I don’t understand why curable blindness is a thing. Why don’t governments step in and help? Even if you’re thinking purely from a financial standpoint it’s hard to see how they don’t roi on taxes from people being able to work again.
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I'm so sick of this meme and it's been like a day
what the FUCK does this mean
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I've literally hired people who draw lewd fan art of our games.
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Friendly reminder that there's an Indian metal band called Bloodywood and when they went on tour they called it Raj Against the Machine
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Yes but unlike the Cyber Truck this thing looks fuckin sick.
Oh my lord, ever since CyberTruck, it seems that automotive designers have jumped the fence! This @Hyundai N Vision 74 has me playing Kavinsky on 11
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One of these men will betray Jim
Jim Carrey’s 62nd birthday dinner with many stars including Adam Sandler, Ben Schwartz, Craig Robinson and Bill Burr.
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I love how every website has a "[✔️] Keep me signed in on this computer" button and it's just straight up bullshit lol
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"let my people go, brother"
Scientists at Exeter University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Moses might have looked.
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They're delivering the Silent to the Hill
bro what the hell do they have me unloading on this truck
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okay thats pretty good
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This was done by an artist who won an Emmy for it you jpeg avatar dipshit.
severance is the best new tv show ive watched in years great use of AI visual weirdness in the title sequence too
Community note
There was no AI used in the creation of the opening titles to the Apple TV+ show “Severance”. The artist Extraweg was found by director Ben Stiller on Instagram because of his unique visual style. The titles won Outstanding Main Title Design at the 2022 Emmy Awards extraweg.com/severance piped.video/watch?v=kagT41
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Airplanes have group chat now this is menace
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Damn I'm playing Elden Ring on the wrong platform
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I think about this interaction a lot
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New Valve intro dropped
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We are not ready for the sheer intersection of stupidity that is Tesla Drivers who own Apple Vision
Think different. #applevisionpro
Community note
"Don’t use Apple Vision Pro while operating a moving vehicle." "Distracted driving is anything that takes your eyes or mind off the road, or hands off the steering wheel." "48 states and the District of Columbia have laws against distracted driving." support.apple.com/en-eg/guide/ap…. ots.ca.gov/media-and-rese…. policygenius.com/auto-insurance
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*immediately slips on the floor and cracks my head open*
imagine coming home to this
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THIS IS ROBLOX???
Frontlines early gameplay footage recorded during a public test earlier today. #Roblox #RobloxDev #RBXDev #gamedev so hyped to be a part of this :0
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For $1BN This game better jack me off when it's finished
'Star Citizen' is about to reach $900M in total donations 🎮 • Game has been in development since 2012 • Still in Alpha with no official release date
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Replace the Super Bowl with this
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I don't think I've ever seen people eat shit as hard as I did that day It's 100x worse than it looks on TV They have EMTs stationed all over the course lmao
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Why am I so old this is the only shit I find funny now
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One day this man will win an Oscar
Docięty i szalony Daniel Radcliffe!
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Replying to @pastelETH
he's built different.
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Play literally anything besides the current popular AAA games I beg you lmao
Some of the best gamers and streamers give their thoughts on the current state of gaming Thoughts?
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Elden Ring is like "hey here's this totally optional region that's hard to get to and you might never see" and it's one of the most beautiful places you'll ever go in a video game
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Lmao the prompter
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Mongolian software engineers in the bathtub after a long day:
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Is Baby Gronk the new Drip King, or is he just getting rizzed up by Livvy? trib.al/MEJSa9C
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No game will ever achieve the unintentional comedy of Oblivion
Geniuenly the funniest thing ever
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My dishwasher was clogged because my old Nvidia mug broke and parts of it got stuck in it creating a bottleneck in the system and I just think that's poetic idk
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I'm sorry it's called WHAT
Fantastic news that we’ve won a £400 million contract to manage and operate Skynet, @DefenceHQ's satellite communications system. Babcock and our partners bring stability and best-in-class solutions for this vital and exciting new contract. babcockinternational.com/new…
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Your video game has ray tracing. Our video game has butt plug support. We are not the same.
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Batman will probably not kidnap me and pour hot lead into my urethra while my family is forced to watch so I'm gonna say Batman.
who would you rather break the law in front of?
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New Gabe look just dropped
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Give whoever edited the trailer and timed the punches with the notes a raise.
#IndianaJones and the Great Circle is an all-new adventure game that features a mix of combat, stealth, puzzles, gunplay, and of course...Indy's whip! Use it for traversal, as a distraction, or taking out enemies. You aren't just playing as Indiana Jones, you ARE Indiana Jones.
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NOT ME THO RIGHT IM GOOD RIGHT OUR GAMES HAVE REGIONAL PRICING OKAY
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game of which year?
CD Projekt Red has revealed that Cyberpunk 2077 will receive a Game of the Year edition once its Phantom Liberty expansion is released in 2023. bit.ly/3VK1ChS
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This is the most Fallout clip that has ever Fallouted.
Since Fallout is trending, let me share the best Fallout 4 clip out there. #Fallout #FalloutSeries
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I want someone to actually add up all the XP from the things she did during season 1 and figure this out.
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The complete 180 that people have done on DOOM Eternal is nuts.
>be Bethesda >acquire Doom >make best Doom game ever >immediately follow it up with the worst Doom game ever
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Bruh I didn't even know "Overwhelmingly Negative" was a thing.
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The actual apocalypse will happen before then lol
REMINDER: Fallout 5 will be Bethesda Game Studios' next game after The Elder Scrolls VI.
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"You might need to upgrade your PC"
Bloomberg audience Q: Why did you not optimize Starfield for PC? Todd Howard: we did... you might need to upgrade your PC Full interview: piped.video/watch?v=Q-yYmq35…
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⚠️ Public service announcement⚠️ If you are young and single, throw away your gaming consoles. Delete your steam account, cancel xbox live and go find a mate. I promise you, you'll thank me later.
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SEAN MURRAY DONT OVER PROMISE ON YOUR NEW GAME ALREADY NOOOO
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My sense of humor has devolved to the point I've been laughing at this for 7 minutes
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A $RETARDIO whale just bought $4.03K of $DOGSHIT2 at $3.83M MC 🐳
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Don't matter if you make a game that's a best seller, award winner or a cult classic. You're getting shut down by corporate sooner or later, pal.
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Yes the developer is indeed based
Valve boss Gabe Newell is apparently hand delivering Steam Decks around the Seattle area, where the developer is based. bit.ly/3HpJmT7
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I don't even play Halo and I know this feels wrong.
Here’s another new poster for Halo Season 2. The Halo series Instagram account shared images of other characters without their helmet btw. #Halo
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Is it sad that I know exactly what Elden Ring crypt that is
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Finally, Ultrakill for the gays.
DON'T STOP, GIRLYPOP! gameplay trailer also just dropped on the @GameTrailers channel..!! blow it up!! <3 piped.video/Gh0hgCkJgFM
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Saw Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga in IMAX for the third time. Bought 3 booklets. The chase scene with Octoboss (the name is like MGS). It still makes me roar no matter how many times I see it. The rhythm of the movement and the attacks backwards, forwards, under the truck, in the air and on the truck, the direction and the camera. The "glue space" between the action sequences is well defined, so it is easy to understand even when the positions are changed. This kind of connection cannot be achieved by shooting with multiple cameras simultaneously and then editing. It is a miracle that everything was calculated and studied in the pre-visualization and realized with stunts and VFX. This is action art. The way the chase is introduced is also well done. A sidecar driven by a black octopus crosses the road, where we get a glimpse of his skate shoes. After that, a moving camera from behind frames the chase in a single shot. The skate gimmick is revealed, the parachute opens, and the octopus emerges. The parachute octopus on the other side of the track also appears, and the camera rises with it, spinning above the track (and replacing the parachute), leading to the attack and defense with the Warboys. Only George could have done such a complex one-shot. Sigh. I'm going to see it again, not in IMAX, but in CinemaScope, and then the Japanese dubbed version.
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A random Starfield ship hailed me and it was just called "Grandma" She said come aboard if I'm hungry... I was suspicious but it turns out she's just a grandma! And her ship was filled with lots of pots and pans and food and things from her grandkids and...
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YOU ARE NOT BUILT DIFFERENT. Me tho
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Finally playing Disco Elysium and it keeps making fun of me for being a Moralist or a Centrist or a Utilitarian and im like "Nuh uh I'm just picking easy dialogue options man!" So the game is like "are you just picking all the easy dialog options?" SHUT UP GAME YOU DONT KNOW ME
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Losing my shit at Valve recreating popular memes through the years for the 20th Steam anniversary
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Need this feeling again
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Bethesda getting into the auto industry
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This is literally the first time I'm hearing about it so
The Will Smith-fronted zombie survival video game Undawn has bombed, according to a new report. bit.ly/3Pv6jv0
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My therapist: "The ULTRAKILL PC filled with blood isn't real, it can't hurt you!" The ULTRAKILL PC filled with blood:
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- Need to get into castle in Elden Ring - Castle door has magical seal - Nearby body has map with a rough location of potential key - Ride to island marked on map - Giant fucking dragon.
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Finally society has reinvented the WiiU
A ton of people brought it up. So, I thought I'd confirm: Yes, you can play 3DS games dual screen with a Steam Deck as the bottom screen.
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What's the next release date thing we get to meme about now
Hollow Knight: Silksong OUT SEPT 4
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Congrats to ULTRAKILL on once again being 100% rated.
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Be happy that Shinji is doing his goddamn job little shit
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Why is Jerma Australian now
jerma told me to stop gambling so I guess I’m done for tonight 😔
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GOTY
Mr Maim - an FPS where a mime uses invisible mime weapons to kill hordes of clowns that are trying to color him in! alphabetagamer.com/mr-maim-g… #gamedev #indiedev #indiegames #gaming
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Bruh?
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It's all part of the agenda.
>wins game of the year >first new update is adding gex ???????
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Elden Ring mods have already peaked lol
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These new seasons of Baki getting out of hand
Here’s a knockout you didn’t know you needed. It was over before it even began for Frankie Lapenna 🤯
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- Moon base deserted for light years populated only by killer robots and skeletons - Freshly cooked chicken tikka maslala to loot
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The man almost makes Albuquerque seem interesting.
some of the shots in #pluribus make me so nostalgic. i forgot how much i missed vince.
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Top: obviously Skyrim Bottom: generic fantasy game that has lost all the scale, color grading and lighting that made it look Iike skyrim
Skyrim on Xbox 360 will always have a special place in our hearts, but this new footage of it in Unreal Engine 5 just HITS different 🏆
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Did Ubisoft just innovate in the Metroidvania genre in 2024???
rad
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Like I'd literally cancel my publishing deal if my publisher said this and it wasn't true lmao
Subnautica 2 is a multiplayer-focused live-service game, publisher Krafton has revealed. bit.ly/3UANF8m
Community note
Unknown Worlds has said that the "Live Service" aspect of Subnautica 2 references an Early Access version that receives updates, similar to the previous two Subnautica games. "No season passes. No battle passes. No subscription." Furthermore, Co-op will be entirely optional. unknownworlds.com/subnautica/an-
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Sam Raimi burger
this gif is shot like evil dead 2

ALT Indie Ps5 GIF by Young Horses

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This game needs a photo mode more than any game in history
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I'm 38 years old. And I run a $5 video game studio This is my daily routine:
I'm 30 years old. And I run a $200M portfolio of businesses. This is my daily routine:
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Sick. Well done. Nice job. Home run.
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YOU CAN'T BE BOTH A NAZI AND A PROUD AMERICAN. WE LITERALLY HAD A WAR ABOUT THIS. THE WHOLE WORLD WAS INVOLVED.
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Now THIS is a Disney princess
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Finally: WEED CRACK
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"Oh, you're that Tarnished?" BITCH I AM THE ELDEN LORD AND CONSORT OF RANNI AND THOU SHALT ADDRESS ME AS SUCH IN THIS DLC!
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The children yearn for Daggerfall.
What if Skyrim was made in the 90s?
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WHAT IS MARKIPLIER MODE DAVID
Cheats update for Iron Lung is live now, plus information about its upcoming price change. Link in replies:
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Elden Ring dungeons be like: I went up the stairs, I went down the elevator, I went down the stairs? Where is the rest of the dungeon?? Oh ho ho, did you look UNDER THE ELEVATOR? NO I DIDN'T LOOK UNDER THE GODDAMN ELEVATOR
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Gex Trilogy announced
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This is the last photo I took before I left Japan
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Being a game developer be like
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*Sees new Daft Punk video* "OH BOY" *5 minutes later*

ALT Oh No Omg GIF by The Office

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I fought these MFs in Caelid yesterday
Hello everybody. Please look at this picture of an owl that has been rained on. Thank you.
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I'm sorry did you think you could just make a game called "Plants vs. Zombies 3" and EA would be like "yeah cool nice!"
Detailed information about this tomorrow...
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