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I thought this was from a Key and Peele sketch
🚨BREAKING🚨 Eugene Daniels, the President of the White House Correspondents' Association, is leaving Politico and joining MSNBC to co-host a weekend roundtable show.
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This is the kind of stuff I would do if I was a billionaire
Billionaire Peter Thiel bankrolling ‘Olympics on steroids’ event that allows athletes to dope trib.al/k4HwL7I
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Didn’t see this coming
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We can all agree that if Spotify removes Joe Rogan his listenership will only increase right?
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BREAKING NEWS: Kamala Harris Goes On The Joe Rogan Podcast
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Elon Musk is Making My Job at Twitter Unsafe!!!
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Seems pretty tone deaf to have a gender reveal during such an immense tragedy
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The thing that’s never talked about with the WNBA enough is they use a smaller ball but the hoop is the same size as the men and they still have a much lower FG%
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Kamala Harris Says What She Really Thinks In WILD Concession Speech
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The Costco Guys have been eerily silent on the Epstein stuff
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The funny thing about the gender pay gap is that you can only arrive at it by doing girl math
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I have friends from high school who don’t know about the Joe Rogan/Spotify thing, have never heard of Antifa, don’t have Twitter and from time to time I find myself incredibly jealous of that.
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She looks like she’s about to get drafted to the NBA in 1999
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HAS ANYONE TRIED A COEXIST BUMPER STICKER?!?
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I made a chart
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The Part of The Job No One Tells You About: Former Project Veritas Employee Speaks Out
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These girls are the reason the frozen pizzas are locked up at my local Walgreens
Higher prices, dangerous products, and closing businesses. These are just some of the impacts Organized Retail Theft has on everyday Americans. Learn what the #FBI does to combat these crimes on the federal level to protect shoppers across the country: fbi.gov/investigate/organize…
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The fact that it’s so silent is incredible.
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Me trying to raise awareness among black children about computers in The Bronx
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Wouldn’t your government literally jail Charlie Kirk for the stuff he said? Am I missing something here?
My thoughts this evening are with the loved ones of Charlie Kirk. It is heartbreaking that a young family has been robbed of a father and a husband. We must all be free to debate openly and freely without fear - there can be no justification for political violence.
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CNN'S Jake Tapper Issues Statement on Viral Exploding Goats Story
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Happy pride month
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Donald Trump Reveals Plan To Annex Canada
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Danny Polishchuk
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Stop Defaming Us - A Message From The ADL
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Forgot how good this was
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The Guy That Researches How Many Jews Are In Things
Danny Polishchuk
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Portnoy gets pennies thrown at him and a few days later the country stops making pennies?? Coincidence???
US Mint in Philadelphia set to press the last-ever penny as coin gets canceled trib.al/Q7U0w0f
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Fired USAID Employee In Charge of Making Countries Gay Speaks Out
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The Hunter Biden stuff is pretty wild I’m just glad we live in a country where if this was Trump’s children it would equally be a non-story in the mainstream press.
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Women’s Boxing Right Now
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RFK Jr. Lays Out DRASTIC New Policy Proposals
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Calling October 7th "Israel's 9/11" is Confusing
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When the power comes back on in Puerto Rico they are not going to be happy with @TonyHinchcliffe
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We need @TimJDillon for press secretary
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This is literally the Norm MacDonald tweet
Terrified to think of how far-right fans of Kirk, aching for more violence, could very well turn this into an even more radicalizing moment Will they now believe their fears have been proven right and feel they have a right to "retaliate," regardless of who actually was behind the initial shooting?
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I regret to inform you Amazon is running out of green dildos
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Tennessee Officer Maegan Hall 2022 Body Cam Footage Released
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You don’t have to tweet about how you’re still going to wear a mask on a plane. No one cares.
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Ooof read the room guys
NEVER AGAIN 🇮🇱
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Imagine getting sentenced to 3 years in prison for some tweets by this guy
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Strange hearing people refer to today’s events as ‘Israel’s 9/11’ when I’ve been calling the first one that for years
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I just finished reading White Fragility and if I understand it correctly I’m supposed to... kill myself?
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Goodbye Cruel Twitter. Elon You Won.
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"It's Unconstitutional!" - Gavin Newsom Debates Expert Over New California AI Law
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Is there a scenario where you believe in Santa and also understand the meaning of the word ‘marginal’?
Donald Trump, answering phone call from 7-year-old on Christmas Eve: "Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at seven it's marginal, right?"
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BREAKING: Man Loses Life Savings on Hawk Tuah Meme Coin Scam
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I wonder how much less racism there is since the NFL started writing ‘End Racism’ in the end zone.
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I’m not sure they realize how bad 8.7k views in 3 hours truly is.
Whoever is advising them needs to be fired
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The Jew Song by Arab Sandler
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Whoever is advising them needs to be fired
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Always funny to me that the WNBA treats a pregnancy as an injury
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The Jew Song
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I’m so disgusted by the Olympics opening ceremony that as a boycott I will only be watching Women’s Beach Volleyball and nothing else!
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This restaurant’s salt and pepper refuse to ever forget
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Gonna start threatening my wife with tariffs when we have arguments will report back with the results
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Almost done with the Kanye jokes I promise
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You have to admit that it’s pretty funny that all the DEI stuff appears to have made people more racist
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Ye Explains His Inspiration For The Black Klan Robes
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The art in the NYC subway is unrivalled
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This is why people don’t trust journalism or science
Mises Caucus
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The Guy That Researches How Many Jews Are In Things
Danny Polishchuk
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Thoughts?
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Donald Trump Issues Statement on Peanut The Squirrel
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Took a Covid test on Dec 24. Results came back today. Positive. Good system.
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I will not rest until 100% of murdered journalists are male!
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The Pill For People Afflicted By Chronic Noticing - (Noticenol)
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Just found 500k at the park while walking my dog
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Why is acceptable for liberals to say black people don’t know how to get ID but if I say they don’t know where to buy headphones I’m the bad guy
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Holy shit Parler just banned Jack Dorsey
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What Justin Trudeau's Resignation Speech Should Have Been
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Lizard People, Adrenochrome and Tower 7: Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo Exclusive INFOWARS Interview
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Justin Trudeau Makes Shocking Admission on The Colbert Show
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I voted early and I’m not even a citizen and don’t have any ID. What’s your excuse?
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The Guy That Researches How Many Jews Are In Things
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Never forget
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I Re-Blinded Myself After Finding Out @MrBeast Was Just Using Me
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Time to dust this bad boy off
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Wait until people find out how freely Puerto Ricans use the n-word.
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I can’t wait to tell my great grandchildren about me surviving The Thursday Night Massacre.
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All you simps make me sick stop supporting this shit
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Statement From The EPA About The East Palestine, OH Chemical Spill
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Israel’s 9/11
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Crazy that this is what a basically 50/50 split looks like
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Some Rare Honesty on The Gavin Newsom Podcast
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This is gayer than anything any drag queen has ever done nitter.app/RicinToxic/status/1750…
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The look of a newly free man that has 1000 bitcoin stashed in some random wallet the Feds never found
BREAKING: Here's the first image of Ross Ulbricht leaving prison as a free man 🧡
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Right now someone is searching to see who owns this home and whether or not they are Jewish
Lone home miraculously left standing in Malibu where entire neighborhood burned to the ground
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Replying to @elonmusk
How dare you make people figure stuff out on their own
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This whole FTX thing is by far the worst way to find out I donated to the Joe Biden campaign
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Check out my most recent standup special 'The International Jew'
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Right now my heart goes out to all the people on X affected by the fact Israel didn’t bomb that hospital I can’t imagine what you’re going through right now and what that much disappointment must feel like Praying Israel does bomb a hospital, and soon, so you can save face
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People in the UK get more for tweets lol
🚨 BREAKING: CAROLINE ELLISON OF FTX SENTENCED TO 24 MONTHS
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Not trying to sound insensitive but Tony Snell made 52 million dollars am I missing something? How expensive is it to take care of 2 autistic kids? Like do you have to buy full size trains for each one?
Charles Barkley called for NBA teams to sign Tony Snell so he can earn a 10th year of service in the NBA and qualify for medical benefits for his sons who have both been diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder. via @NBAonTNT
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Once you realize journalists are in fact merely content creators their behavior makes so much more sense
I Caught Wind That The Washington Post Was Writing A Hit Piece About Me And My Pizzafest So I Did What I Do. I Went on the Offensive
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