Fan of frozen beverages, loud shirts, drive-in movies. Fmr writer for @DeadMeatJames, @HardDriveMag. Filmmaker for all. Novel republishing soon.
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At long last, my debut feature as director and co-writer, BLOOD & RUST, is available to rent and own on Amazon Prime Video. Click on the trailer. Add it to your watchlist. Even like it, if you're feeling dangerous. I will personally thank you for any support (no evidence needed).
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the dude who hangs around the school even though he graduated three years ago
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"Do not, my friends, become addicted to sleeping with the fan on. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence."
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Seems like a great idea. If only I could remember the subtext of that scene in the thumbnail...
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Entering the Criterion Closet, browsing wordlessly for ten minutes, and telling the camera, "I'm good."
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If they want to get people *really* hyped for Knives Out 2, they know what they have to do.
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This sure would be embarrassing if they recently announced plans to spend almost a quarter-billion dollars on three people.
Disney was hit with layoffs on Wednesday as approximately 140 employees, or 2% of its workforce, were let go in the television division. variety.com/2024/tv/news/dis…
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It's so funny that Daniel Craig's first two Bonds end with him finally becoming 007, the third starts with his retirement and ends with him finally becoming 007, and his last two end with him retiring.
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not guilty
Florida driver clocked at 107 mph says she just wanted to get to Little Caesars before it closed trib.al/EO5kVr1
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The next "Lord of the Rings" movie has the working title "The Lord of the Rings: The Hunt for Gollum."
The movie will be directed and star Andy Serkis. Peter Jackson is on board as producer. variety.com/2024/film/news/l…
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An honest take you don't hear too often at this scale.
Jackie Chan was asked to rank the "Rush Hour" trilogy and said the third movie had "too much money" to play with, which is "no good."
“You know what, the first one: little money, little time. We shot it like, ‘Go, go, go, go!’ The second one: a lot of money, a lot of time. The third one: too much money, too much time. Too much money is no good.”
variety.com/2025/film/news/j…
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you'd never guess which one of these guys made an entire career out of bullying the other
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Can't imagine how satisfying it must be to snooze an alarm by pounding his neck back into his chest cavity.
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The game over screen from the Beverly Hills Cop computer game is Eddie Murphy dying in a hospital.
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Walked into a busy store with a mask on, some guy told me, "Covid isn't real," and without thinking I said, "Neither are you."
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Many are incredulously asking if I was hoping they'd block or destroy a real bridge. This movie cost $200 million. Yeah, that's exactly what I was hoping they'd do.
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hoping some unscrupulous producer finally gets the Juice Demon franchise in gear
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Every movie I watch is recommended personally by Roger Ebert, who comes to me in dreams like this.
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Really like the off-handed lore in Phantom Menace that pilots claim to see angels in the farthest reaches of space, like overworked truck drivers going delirious at the wheel.
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Dan Aykroyd has been rendered by every generation of video game console since the Atari 2600.
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The Drew Carey Show busted out this lighting for a five-second gag. Used to build things in this country.
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when someone I don't want to hang out with asks me to hang out:
The Rock on a potential ‘JUNGLE CRUISE 2:’
“Possibly. Down the line, yeah, I’d wanna do it. Maybe, we’ll see.”
(Via: variety.com/2024/film/news/d…)
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To celebrate the release of Alien: Romulus, Disney is becoming Weyland-Yutani.
Disney is trying to get a wrongful death lawsuit from a grieving husband tossed out of court because he signed up to Disney+ years earlier.
His wife suffered a fatal allergic reaction at a Disney Springs restaurant but Disney insist that the husband agreed to arbitrate all disputes with the studio when he first signed up for a one-month trial of Disney+
(Source: nypost.com/2024/08/13/us-new…)
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Pluto TV got stuck on this frame of Jackie Brown for like five minutes and I didn't even mind.
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Doesn't get enough credit for convincingly laying the entire bedrock of the Terminator universe mid-car chase.
Who are the best actors ever at taking some dialogue that is just nonsense but delivering it with such gravitas that it sounds cool as hell?
Anthony Hopkins, right? Who else?
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they don't allow faces like this in the movies anymore
ALT Ernest Goes to School
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pretty cool they didn't cut out the cigarette ads for streaming
ALT The Twilight Zone
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The celebrity anti-bathing thing is a psyop to prepare the rest of us to go without clean water for extended periods of time.
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Always found it moving that Drew Struzan used himself as a model for much of his Indiana Jones work. In the most literal sense, he was as much a star as the faces he painted. He didn't just sell movies, he taught me how to dream about them.
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shout-out to this guy on the news calling Batman '89 corny in a Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers shirt
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