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Announcement:
Critical Blast Publishing has secured the rights to adapt THE DESTROYER into graphic novels.
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X: Could be missing as far down as two layers.
O: Could be missing for one layer.
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BREAKING: Box art for #Lucifer Season 3 was just changed today from āThird and Final Seasonā to just āThird Season.ā
#SaveLucifer is happening.
@LuciferonFOX @LUCIFERwriters @tomellis17
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It seems to me that he's complaining about the product he *isn't* selling. That's the point.
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How about putting blame on the shooter who killed an unarmed woman in an unarmed crowd that broke no windows and harassed no police?
Or did they just protest the wrong way?
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I have the ignominious honor of having been the first to tell Stan that the series had been cancelled.
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A time honored tradition. Hereās Kathryn Beaumont - VA for Alice in Wonderland doing double-duty as the model.
Kathrynās a wonderful interviewee: criticalblast.com/articles/2ā¦
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Whenever I'm going to be someplace where someone else is that I don't like, I choose not to go.
Actually, I go anyway. Because I'm an adult.
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If the stuffer had worn a red ballcap, he'd not only already be named, he'd be arraigned.
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Who thinks this new #Punisher logo has less to do with the "definitive culmination" of Frank Castle's "journey" in the Marvel Universe, and more to do with t-shirt sales and trademark enforcement?
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Why are some of the best damned comic book ideas throwaway jokes? I'd read the hell out of this book!
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He's saying the same thing I have heard from at least two other retailers, in person, who have responded by no longer ordering the titles unless they're pre-paid.
Realize, *they* are also the customers of the publishing companies. They have the right to complain about being given inferior product.
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Some of these female comics characters are so scantily dressed they're impossible to cospl...
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Not to mention if you DID have to stop for gas, it was an official trip so you'd have just used your expense card, and we'd end up paying for it still anyway.
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Dear Comics Pros: Substack is not CG.
If you're angry about Substack, direct your anger at Substack. Yelling at CG out of nowhere confuses the rest of the world not part of your manufactured reality.
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Good news, everybody! The whole Jae Lee thing never happened. No harassment of Lee ever occurred. Got it straight from the horse's mouth!
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Additionally, if the order comes in for roast chicken, and the chef feels like making hamburger helper, then thereās a problem.
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Is Lucifer saved for Season 4? #pickupLucifer
STORY: s.ripl.com/eoz8pi #lucifans #savelucifer via ripl.com
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My boy crawled around and meowed and purred (with the other *actual* cat). I never taught him to use the litter box and insisted we continue with the potty chair.
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It's almost like she compared totalitarian fascistic autocrats to totalitarian fascistic autocrats, and their lifetime of being victim-focused got offended.
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Fortunately, this is National Geographic. They can easily point out a few thousand other locations to where she can freely relocate.
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"Miss, with all due respect, I can do what I please."
Because you DON'T LIVE UNDER COMMUNISM, bro!
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Is Frank Miller so violent, or the guest's mental state so fragile, as to merit this kind of protection?
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If you break into my house, it proves you value my things more than you value your own life.
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Voice Actor Armageddon: No Sacred Ointment for Funimation's Leaks
criticalblast.com/articles/2ā¦
#FunimationLeaks #NotFuni @ToeiAnimation #DragonballZ #Anime
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If only there were some means of identifying the congregants. Maybe have them wear a gold badge if they're on their way to synagogue?
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You can get the same exchange from the book, The Killing Joke, which *doesn't* spend half the story building up a sex scene between Batman and Batgirl.
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Imagine if you will... a convention for comics that actually has... comics.
Imagine it's a small place. Cozy. Small town with a big lake.
Imagine that it's free for creators to table at.
Imagine it's... Critical Blast Comic Con.
Imagine it's June 6 and 7, 2025.
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Landlord: Rent is $1200 a month. Sign lease please.
Tenant: Okay. Signed.
Landlord: Due on the 1st.
Tenant: What? $1200? That's robbery!
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āDammit he wasnāt a white male. Now we have to listen to āthemā treat us exactly how we had planned to treat them instead!ā
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There's a little girl hiding with her family in the attic of the house next door. You should make the call. It'll make a great entry in her diary.
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I chose Margot Robbie, Charlize Theron and Scarlett Johansson. So did she. Now we're talking with their agents.
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Tom, I can't express my exceeding disappointment in you.
Your CV gives you express knowledge of what a 'hate group' is. Your service declares that you are a defender of the Constitution that allows for freedom to associate.
Go back to being a man. Please.
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Theseus: "I've got a plan."
/tells Ariadne his plan/
Ariadne: "There aren't enough Jo Ann's Fabrics from here to Thessaloniki to pull this off!"
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BAAAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*cough* *choke* *wheeze*
Phew.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
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Hello @Marvel
While we are certain you donāt need to care about this, we will not be reviewing CONAN or any other title to which you assign Patrick Zircher. We know you will understand.
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Kevin Smith: NYAH-HAHA! I've reached the pinnacle of destroying nostalgia! I have the power!
Set Rogen: Hold my beer.
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"Well regulated" had a meaning then that predated the meaning that government has given to "regulated" today.
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You're not going to produce milk.
You CANNOT produce milk.
This is nothing but self-gratification at the expense of a helpless child.
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Everyone congratulating the kid: donāt reverse the roles. Just replace the boy with your teenaged son.
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