Music critic at @Vulture/@NYMag, 2021 finalist for the Pulitzer Prize in Criticism

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They couldn't even stop doing police brutality at the police brutality protest.
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This shutdown saga is exposing who's never been told "no" in their life.
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Fellas,,,, is it gay if you're straight?
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JK gotta either write the book about the wizards fucking or leave us alone.
J.K. Rowling reveals Dumbledore and Grindelwald had an ‘intense' sexual relationship. trib.al/Xq3psz8
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Beyoncé gave us a pep rally and a dance recital and a second line and a revival and a homecoming and a block party and an opera and a movie and a play.
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They MLK'd the knee. They made it about friendship when it was about combatting black death. Pulled it off in 48 hrs. I'm dizzy at the jig.
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It's gonna be a long year.
.@Tyga drops the western-themed "Goddamn" video. Watch: bit.ly/2vgDQ2J
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The gentleman caught the holy spirit and said what we've all been thinking to Kanye face to face.
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The NYPD union claiming Shake Shack poisoned officers before detectives had a chance to discover that no crime happened ought to be enough to get news publications to stop parroting manufactured PBA narratives but we live in a timeline where the dumbest thing always happens, so
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AOC on Twitch talking about how people get briefed to run the clock out with filler words when questioned by Congress >
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I hope they keep a camera on the K-pop band the whole night because they’re hype af
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you should never have to get on a record and express that you do not want to have sex with eleven from stranger things, i feel
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Finding weed and immediately calling TMZ about it. What an era.
Chris Brown Hoodie from Yard Sale Had Weed In Pocket, Woman Claims tmz.me/VLQeefq
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I fuck with how the Golden Girls would throw on god level outfits just to ki on the couch.
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disgusting little world we're building. harder and harder to research things, beneficial to make up nonsense, deregulation, oppression, murder, murder, murder
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Speaker of the House Mike Johnson admitted that he and his son monitored each other’s porn intake in a resurfaced clip from 2022 trib.al/Rh2f7ju
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Cardi B trying to figure out what the hell Giuliana Rancic is talking about is a mood
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More LGBTQ people were reported murdered last year than any of the 20 years prior, and the victims were predominately young and black.
Report: The number of anti-LGBTQ homicides nearly doubled in 2017 bit.ly/2G940Zj
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Grace and Frankie bout that life.
Jane Fonda (@Janefonda) and Sam Waterston detained by police while protesting in D.C. thr.cm/Mr8mbj
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Heard from a lot of white people yesterday who told me that while they support the "cause," they can't wrap their heads around the rioting, and they feel like there's a better way. No one could say what the way was.
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Looking sideways at everyone who did collabs with 21 but forgot to speak up for him on stage tonight. That was free and easy.
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BTS just got a louder audience response at this show than Taylor Swift
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why would matt damon freely share that lol
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I'm old enough to remember when staying in the house was the point of Verzuz
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This Looney Tunes disclaimer is kinda intense.
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"I made a loaf of bread and I freaked it"
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It's clearly the Passions writers in charge of 2020
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Just wanna point out that: - rioting is what happens when justice drags its feet. - America is a direct product of violent protest and the calculated destruction of property. - if you see justice as a treat conferred on model citizens, you support exclusionism, like fascists.
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"The Whistleblower's Complaint" sounds like a Decemberists song
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BTS just told E!'s BBMA red carpet guy "We love the streets"
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raising money to hire a law firm to help get homeless people removed instead of just giving money to the homeless people
Residents raising nearly $1M to fight de Blasio over homeless at Hotel Lucerne trib.al/clycgxj
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I JUST FUCKING TALKED TO HIM YESTERDAY
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locked for 12 hours for inciting a coup on main
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this mf went to the foyer of space
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Bruh Kirk Franklin out here bussin in Jesus' name
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I claim "9 to 5" as rap music. Dolly was barred up.
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Aaaand SCENE lol
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Yes I'm in this bar making everyone listen to "Woman" by Harry Styles.
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Watching Cheers on Netflix, and that little "skip intro" option popped up during the theme song. First the fuck of all,
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The president would not denounce white supremacy when asked and they just... moved on.
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Bless Nokia but that flow wasn't new when she used it either.
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Imagine the type of creep you have to be to get Drake stop the fuckin “Know Yourself” drop to threaten to wash you.
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I miss Mac. That's really it. He looked out when no one was really checking for me for profiles and then made time to link just to shoot the shit as we got to know each other, all of this on top of making music that hit a specific emotional spot not every artist hits for me.
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Don't play with Mac's name thanks and good afternoon.
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Y'all flame people for not knowing random info and then wonder why everyone pretends to be an expert on everything.
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Solange was snubbed thx and don't @ me
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If you're a white person hearing about all these gratuitous arrests and sensing things are getting bad, I assure you shit has been this bad forever. The operative differences now are social media and a chain of command that doesn't bother faking grace.
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Shouts out dudes who said it was a wrap for Cardi after "Bodak" huh
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Nicki said BTS is on next episode?
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I had a long conversation with the legendary Jon Brion and got the story of how he met Mac Miller and came to produce and ultimately finish the Circles album. vulture.com/2020/01/mac-mill…
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Nelly streaming from the phone from the Dilemma video?
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"im 17 and AFRAID of Sabrina Carpenter" bout the funniest thing anyone posted this month
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If I'm working on Thrones, the minute Arya set sight on that horse, we blasting Old Town Road.
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I interviewed Mac Miller for the better part of an hour when I profiled him, and over the weekend I realized there's a lot in the transcript that you guys haven't seen. Here's the rest of the convo. Hope it gives you guys some closure. vulture.com/2018/09/mac-mill…
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There's this expectation for Nicki to act like a squeaky clean pop star, and she's giving them loud, rude rapper this year, and it's frying folks' senses.
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Goldlink used a picture from the last day I ever saw Mac Miller, I think from his last photo shoot in life, to kick up some questionable shit over a year after the kid passed and can't respond, and I can't even wrap my head around the logic that would tell someone to do this.
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People being furious at Ebro for telling Kodak Black "We take sexual assault seriously here" is proof there's a lack of guidance out here. People whose job is interviewing musicians are supposed to ask hard questions. But that wasn't a hard question. That was just accountability.
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Says a lot about us a nation that a guy can say he went looking for a random innocent "black bastard" to murder as "revenge" for a crime someone else did, and the response is to trot him out on a morning show.
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Man said fuck some woods lmaooo
Justin Timberlake has collaborated with Lizzo, Meek Mill, and SZA bit.ly/2BdgC0c 🔥🔥
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season finale ass month
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When Jake Paul said we needed gun control he must've meant he wanted control of every gun
Replying to @ABC7
UPDATE: Authorities have seized multiple firearms from the Calabasas home of YouTube Star Jake Paul after the FBI served a search warrant early this morning abc7.com/jake-paul-calabasas…
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Drake got Spinner from Degrassi in the I'm Upset video hahahahaha
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IT'S STILL FUCK THE POLICE AIN'T SHIT CHANGE
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In retrospect we should've known mess was on the horizon when Prince and David Bowie left the party three months apart.
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I wouldn't advise spending any of your day letting people who luxuriated in the death of a Supreme Court justice not two weeks ago flip and give lectures about civil discourse.
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the smartest thing he doing is acting like somebody sent the sinister six after him and it's not you know just years of subliminals coming home to roost
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it's a lot of things but drake is the one who signed the artists4ceasefire letter
This #Kendrick vs #drake isn’t just rap, it’s Palestine vs Israel, it’s the people vs the status quo, it’s culture vs the colonizer, it’s the rebels vs the empire, it’s black vs acting black…
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Put Cardi on CNN. Do it.
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I'm gonna keep it real transparent with y'all. A lot of y'all with the spiciest energy this afternoon did not have the same energy a week ago or a month ago or a year ago when a lot of us were catching hell just for trying to bring awareness to that rapper's story and cases.
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we continue to stan isaiah rashad
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Astroworld sounds like the full realization of what I thought Travis Scott could be when I was jamming Owl Pharoah five years ago.
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Imagine what the streets were like when "Hit the Road Jack" dropped.
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we must address the curiosity crisis everybody thinks they already know everything and it's untenable
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How it started: How it's going:
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Rick Moranis task force assemble
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Every time someone tweets about a "behind the scenes" video there's a second where I'm like "Wow BTS is back at it again"
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Hold the next debate on Desus and Mero or keep it
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we teach kids to dream and then recoil when they report back that the norms we cling to are fuckin stupid and macabre
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Fab and Jada dropped an album. Mase and Cam got beef. Christmas came early for thirtysomething New York niggas.
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the robert kardashian hologram destroyed what was left of my brain
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The idea that Missy Elliott's rap wasn't also freely and openly sexual... What did they think she was putting down, flipping, and reversing hahahahaha
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April Fool's is obsolete when reality feels like a cruel prank.
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Trump responding to a Muslim's question about Islamophobia with literal Islamophobia...
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This man in Assassin's Creed just said "We're assassins. It's our creed."
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This is a Harry Styles fan account until further notice don't @ me about anything else.
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Usually when people talk about Outkast and downplay Big Boi it's cause they haven't pieced together who was writing those hooks.
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Harry gotta be god level at karaoke. He nailed the exact texture of the man's voice.
Harry Styles performed a special cover of Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer' on his 'Stern Show' debut rol.st/3aimZPk
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nobody eating this bullshit but it still makes more sense than beans on toast
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RICO call for rap bots has sent me to the fucking moon
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That you would wait until he is shot dead to take the opportunity to add your voice to the fray is terrifying.
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Fuck Steve Harvey.
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That's right let's get February back on track.
PICTURED: Ultra-rare black leopard is caught on camera for the first time in 100 YEARS in Africa dailym.ai/2DBOgxI
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