| PR | Higher Ed Comms Manager | Former News and Sports Reporter | Proud Native Texan 🤘🏻| @GHSWoodmen & @IUIJournalismPR Alum | Opinions Mine, Often Accurate
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There is currently a video going viral on the internet of me walking with a brown substance on the back of my white shorts. It was coffee, and it has since been cleaned off. I sat in something in our Lyft. Truly #Blest
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I gotta tell ya…the greatest race in the world…I’m a little tired of the elitism in F1 fandom. Because ain’t nobody in that circuit doing THIS two years in a row. Lol
NTT INDYCAR SERIES
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Texas was able to make this play because they play a soft SEC schedule and this is yet ANOTHER soft opponent
Southeastern Conference
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A sacred day. Happy January 4th to those who celebrate and Happy anniversary to the greatest college football game ever played. 🤘🏼
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Starting today I will now only type emails the same way Kanye West plays the electric keyboard and drum pad.
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The moment @TexasFootball punched its ticket with Clay Bug!
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Sam Ehlinger with Colts’ offensive playbook this preseason: nitter.app/_TheFigen/status/15643…
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Looking forward to the Cotton Bowl nitter.app/BleacherReport/status/…
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Hey, @SportsCenter, this play deserves to be seen. Greenwood High School in central Indiana. This 3-pointer forced double OT and Greenwood went on to win. There are NBA teams that might not have pulled this off as flawlessly as these kids.
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I don’t know if I’ll ever fully get over 2019. Not sure we’ll ever see anything like this lineup ever again. I’m sick.
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Mike Knigga
Imagine believing that a baseball player came to the plate in this spot and relied on a buzzer on his shoulder under his jersey to decide to swing at a ball against one of the hardest throwing closers in baseball and only because of the buzzer he did this:
FOX Sports
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lord of glencoe
Down 3-2 2017 ALCS. Down 1-0 2019 ALCS. Down 2-1 2021 ALCS. Down 1-0 2022 World Series. Down 2-1 2022 World Series.
Breathe.
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Texas Bowl Game conspiracy:
2004: BCS Bowl - Rose Bowl
2005: National Championship Game
2008: BCS Bowl - Fiesta Bowl
2009: National Championship Game
2018: NY6 (BCS) Bowl - Sugar Bowl
2019: ...
Coincidence - Or! - AND HEAR ME OUT - this is indicative of a team “a year away”
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Barstool Longhorn
Ingredients: heroin, fentanyl, elephant tranquilizer carfentanil, synthetic opioid U-47700. Where are you mentally to say "I'll try that"
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“HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP.”
Longhorn Lads
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PG: “Josh, it’s Paul George. Listen. Tell them you ‘want to be in Indy.’ and you ‘want to bring a championship to the city.’ Then the very next day tell them you actually have other plans. Lol.”
Josh: “😂😂😂. Ok.”
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Listen. I dog on Aggy, but to trot a pitcher out paying homage to the number of College World Series @TexasBaseball has been to….damn. Respect.
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Sam Ehlinger is a phenomenal QB
Tom Herman is not the offensive guru we were sold on.
The Longhorns have no skill on special teams.
Texas is still eleventy million miles better than if Charlie Strong was still the coach.
We are all empty inside.
Hello Texas Bowl
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Hello @JoshPateCFB from the Joplin, MO @QuikTrip! @_katyelliot and I left Indiana at 3 a.m.! Headed to Dallas for the Red River Shootout! We stopped here because we refuse to spend our hard-earned money in the state of Oklahoma. #HookEm 🤘🏼
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TexasHorn Recruiting
Devin Duvernay should have wiped the floor with postseason awards. Duvernay - who had better regular season stats than all but one WR - was nominated for zero postseason awards.
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Iowa State is playing Iowa today.
On College GameDay there is a young man in the crowd with a “Horns Down”
t-shirt.
I repeat: the Cyclones are facing their biggest rival.
There is no rational explanation. It’s simply a weird phenomenon. An obsession. Borderline psychotic.
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Mauricio Dubon tossed this directly to Clayton coming off the field after the 1st. Clay snags it perfectly and the crowd around us went wild celebrating the effort and the catch. High-fives followed. Core memory unlocked @astros #Ready2Reign
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Texas Softball
Pav
In honor of all the Oregon fans in my mentions from the below tweet, I made this video for y’all. Enjoy.
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What an awesome day for me. Truly #blest
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Hey..so, um, get to Dick’s Sporting Goods website today. Flash sale and World Series gear included
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A) Sam never said “be back”
B) who is your QB?
C) “Four Loss season” with no context. I wasn’t aware we were punishing teams for playing in their conference championship game. Please advise.
D) does a yell leader run this account?
E) is Ravioli a girl or a boy dog?
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If you’re headed to Lawrence, KS this Friday for Texas/Kansas, buy the cheapest ticket out there, they don’t check your seat and section. You can buy $10 tickets and sit 6 rows behind the Texas bench at the 45 with an end zone bleacher ticket. Nobody cares about anything there.
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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ATTSportsNetSW blanking out 2015!!!!!!!!!!!
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Based on the narrative and some of my timeline, Texas plays all of its road games at small high school stadiums and is in for a rude awakening when it travels to Kyle Field for its first ever game at a stadium with a capacity above 5,000 and opposing fans in the stands.
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Half my timeline is like “IF YOU’VE NEVER WALKED BAREFOOT FROM DALLAS TO AUSTIN AND WATCHED TEXAS LOSE TO BAYLOR FROM THE TOP ROW AT DKR IN THE POURING RAIN, UNEMPLOYED, AND IN THE MIDST OF YOUR 4TH DIVORCE, YOU DON’T DESERVE THE NO.1 RANKED LONGHORNS!!!!”
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Me, getting escorted out of the Oklahoma side of the Cotton Bowl at halftime after Bijan Robinson rushes for 250 yards and 5 tuddies in a 42-3 first half: nitter.app/TBTimes_Bulls/status/1…
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Sometimes you’re paying for your tab at breakfast and @xhunterbrownx strikes up small talk while he’s grabbing a coffee, takes a photo and signs your son’s hat. Thank you, 5-8!
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Got a promotion at work this morning, Texas is 5-1, No.9 in the country, the Astros are 4 wins away from a return to the World Series, my son is adorable, my wife recently got a raise at her clinic and tomorrow is her birthday. We are moving into a new place in 4 weeks. Bless up.
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Ohio state’s Terry McLaurin (Cathedral High School product) said he had about 25 family members at the game, here’s more on returning to Indianapolis and ending his Ohio State career in a building with a lot of memories. #Big10Championship
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Here’s @TexasFootball’s @Official_MalikJ on @CoachTomHerman’s 2018 recruiting class and how the talent on its way to Austin made the decision to go pro even more difficult. #HookEm
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To all my Houston people:
1. I feel for you. The Texans are a joke
2. Eat @PinkertonsBBQ
3. Follow @ApolloHOU
4. We are so close to baseball SZN
5. Astros have been to 4 straight ALCS, 2 of the last 4 WS and majority of their core is still intact. Better days ahead.
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Arch: “Quinn is my best friend on the team. I love learning from him, how he attacks his preparation …. I want to develop from Sark …and hopefully one day playing for the University of Texas, like I’ve always wanted to.”
Quinn: “I’m coming back”
Idiots: “ArCh GoNnA tRaNsFeR!”
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Ohio State’s JT Barrett says he’d put a lot of money on Texas being successful under Tom Herman. Says Herman means a great deal to him, is a great offensive mind and there for players behind the scenes that makes him feel like a father figure.
Here is JT staring into your soul:
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Announcements:
1. To call someone a “T-shirt fan” is to put a neon sign above your head that reads “douche bag”
2. “TU” is unequivocally the dumbest “jab” at Texas ever spoken into existence.
3. Stop conference pride. Conference pride is weakness. Conference pride is stupid.
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If you’d rather be paired with A&M in the Texas Bowl, you’re crazy.
Utah was a win away from the CFP - a damn good team. I want Texas to be tested in its bowl game and the Utes will do just that.
I’m not worried about “the next chapter” of a pointless pissing contest.
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Imagine this being your first Red River game you ever attended. I can. Because it was.
Throwing it back to the day Dicker the Kicker became a @TexasFootball legend 🤘 #TBThursday
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A guy I wouldn’t want around children and a guy I wouldn’t want around women in the same pic. Incredible.
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“Jake. Yordan isn’t @ApolloDez1’s real son. At least not from a DNA standpoint. But, rather, in a very spiritual sense. When Dez says “my beautiful son” he’s implying he has the pride of a Dad. Now, as for the Yankees, we are very much their Daddy - a VERY *different* daddy.”
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The No.5 team in the country, with 2 losses by a total of 4 points, just lost by 1 without its head coach, 3 players out due to COVID and 2 starters fouled out. Run it back under normal circumstances and OU gets ragdolled and smacked back across the Red River. FOH.
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A&M fans talking trash to Texas on behalf of LSU ahead of the Tigers visit to Austin is one of the most fascinating and yet complex psychological phenomenons I’ve ever had the privilege of witnessing.
Caping for your “bitter rival” (LSU) vs. a school you “don’t care about” (TX)
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Season 3 of “Stranger Things” is going to feature each of the Hawkins, Indiana kids stuck inside the NCAA’s transfer portal
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Sent to me today from someone I consider to be trustworthy as far as sources go:
“He (Oladipo) needs months to recover without ruining his knee cap forever ... slow stretching, gradual rebuilding. If he wants to (come back 100%) he’ll sit out the rest of the season.”
#Pacers
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🎶 *Piano plays* 🎶
What if I told you a Bogey is actually better than an Ace?
That he never wanted to be a hero?
That at the end of the day, he’s just a kid from Mostar, Bosnia and Herzegovina?
ESPN 30 For 30 presents “Winning Time: Bojan Bogdanovic vs. the Cleveland Cavaliers”
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*passes collection plate* RT “@amarquis32: Ladies and gentlemen, @MartySmithESPN's sermon » espn.go.com/video/clip?id=es… #NASCAR”
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Wanna say publicly that @ApolloHOU has created a community that has no city limits. It’s For The H, but it’s much more. It’s for all of us, wherever we are. Buy those boys a beer every chance you can. And let ‘em know what they’re doing is so special. Love y’all. I’m out 🛫🤘🏻
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