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Nigga said he ordered a McRib in the drive thru at McDonald’s and the girl said “ewwww” over the speaker
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Man.. I have officially kept my daughter healthy, happy, in a great school system, a structured household, privileged, alive and all the other good things for 18 years..
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One thing about Chick Fil A.. It ain’t gon be no loose fries at the bottom of that bag. Once you empty that lil carton it’s over with.
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The fact that people think this is Cassie’s husband first time hearing all these details tells me that y’all be in some very quiet, surface level relationships and have never given anyone a safe enough space to open up to you..
And that’s CRAZY!!!!!!
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Went to pick up one of my daughter’s friends cus she’s spending the night with us.. I figured she’d be quiet cus my daughter wasn’t with me but Lord that girl talked me to DEATH!!!! 😩😩😩
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Lord this the best video I’ve ever seen in my life 🥹 Look how it just fell out 😍😍😍😍
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This nigga on First 48 was at the hospital with his girl giving birth to their baby..
Left the hospital, went to kill somebody and then returned to the hospital..
Lmfao.. boy what the FUCK??
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Damn she been gettin dumped for better women her whole life 🥹
Kayla Nicole tells Angel the pettiest thing she has done in a relationship 🤣😅
Watch full episode here: tapthe.link/AngelEp6
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This why I be looking for the homes with 3K-6k sqft of unfinished space downstairs.. Man I love this shit 😩
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Net worth $1.1 billion.. I’ll hire somebody to clap they hands in the background for sound effects
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Yes.. Lol she’s been around since they were in the 6th grade but my daughter is usually with us so I’ve never had to have one on one time 😩
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Chile we talked about everything from her grandma in Florida to her prom and her currently taking a break from her boyfriend.. Lol then my daughter got in the car talkin my ear off 😂😂
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You cancel a dick appt boy you bout to get the MOST shade.. Lol especially if you follow her on here.. 1st few tweets gon be
“I hate inconsistency.”
“Why U bother me if you know you don’t want me.”
“inConsistent_D”
“Never giving niggas chances again.”
“Imma get me a GF.”
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“The Perfect Neighbor” is up there with “Fruitvale Station” for me..
I can’t watch that shit no more ever again.
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Someone with cloth seats and no sunroof being too good for Cheesecake Factory is WILD TO ME!!!
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I didn’t think your story would blow up like this bro.. Lol May wanna stop ordering that McRib @Mrluverboy05
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Lolol, it’s dope to have that kinda relationship with your kid tho.. And I guess the friend is comfortable cus she know my daughter is.
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Temptations - Silent Night came on in the car..
My daughter: This sounds horrible.. Please turn it off
Me:
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COVID got me so fucked up I be watching movies like “why these folks ain’t got no masks on??” 😂😂😂
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We not gon talk about how fast I was goin.. But buddy I was MOVIN!!!!!
Trooper said “man I couldn’t believe it.. I turned my radar gun off and back on cus I thought it was an error.” 💀💀💀💀
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2 people you can’t trust are male centered women and woman centered men.. They will leave you for dead to get attention from the opposite sex.
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My daughter is 19 and I just bought a coupe.. What about me is telling you that I want a family??
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Jesus Christ that back yard 😩🔥 And @benwegmann music choice always on point ✊🏾
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On my way to drop my daughter off at the movies with her boyfran..
He called her: Can I buy you Starbucks??
Her: yes (told him what she drinks)
We pull up to movies
He walking up the sidewalk from Starbucks with just one drink for her in his hand.
Me out the window:
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Some folks act like the only way to call people is FaceTime.. Don’t nobody wanna look at you!!
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Took a shower, getting ready to do absolutely nothing for the remainder of the night.
Then here comes my kid: “Dad could we go to the store in a few to get some things for me to make brownies to take to school tomorrow??”
Me:
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The way parents drop their daughters off over here to hangout with my daughter but don’t come in to meet the man they leaving em with is so crazy to me..
I’d need a whole home tour if I’m leaving my kid with you..
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Shit makes it scary to build a lifestyle based on your salary cus you never know when shit gon fall apart. Smh
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The one and only 🤝🏾 @Usher
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Y’all and this “karma.” Man if you don’t call the police.
I would be wrong if I pressed charges on yall for doing me like this with my baby in my hand. But karma gone eat yall asses up. I got my son back I’m happy that’s all that matters fr. 5 stitches later. And her punk ass fist ain’t do that shorty had sum.
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Having her towels neatly folded, having extra rolls of tissue, dishes put away, you can actually sit and eat at her dining room table, her ceiling fan ain’t dusty?? Oh shit.. oh damn her remotes got the backs on em, I can’t see her batteries.. 😩🙌🏾😩🙌🏾
You get a little older and start finding different shit attractive in a woman.
Like bedframes & a clean car.
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Manager at Walmart called me at 7:45am saying “aye man you still wanna be notified when I take displays down?? I got a 60 inch Vizio V series for $250.”
Me: *wipes eyes* I’m on my way
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At least AI allowed us to see y’all in wedding dresses.. Something we wouldn’t have ever seen otherwise
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Man.. That lil girl I raised by myself from a newborn til now graduated high school today. I really did that shit and I did it WELL!!!!
Crazy part is this is just the beginning.. Cus now she wants to win a Grammy for her talents. 😭
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It’s men that’ll take you on trips, introduce you to friends/family, send flowers weekly and all that lil shit they see you tweet about daily..
Just to smash you once and disappear..
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Tariq is good.. When Effie said “I love you too” I would’ve LOST IT!!!
“BITCH YOU A LIE!!!!!”
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Yea it’s really crazy.. Every time you confront them they’ll always pull the “I raised you, took care of you, carried you” card..
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My guy @benwegmann starting this year off with a BANG!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@benwegmann home tours on IG >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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