former southerner, current midwesterner ig: comradeember
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who told y’all that bisexuality is attraction to two cis genders and pansexuality is to trans people. i feel like y’all making that up
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i see nothing petty about writing this book about your mother after she kickstarted your ed, sexually assaulted you and wouldn’t let you shower alone until you were 17
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the psychological damage that comes from being catcalled as a child, growing up and realizing that you got catcalled more as a child
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normalize inviting men over for the first date and make them watch gone girl. throughout the movie tell him how much you see yourself in Amy and whenever she does something bat shit crazy just go “oh, wait this is my favorite part”. cry at the end of the movie for extra points.
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y’all are getting your cervix knocked out of place and having to go to the hospital and calling it good sex. you need to go to therapy
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imagine hearing a baby cry and your first thought is that they’re tying to manipulate you into spoiling them
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that billionaire stuck in that submarine step son has been outed as a stalker who threatened to shoot up a edm festival bc he was rejected by a 22 year old, was at a blink 182 concert to cope with his step father’s predicament (of dying) and is now saying slurs on twitter
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it’s misogyny not pretty privilege. women who are deemed undesirable and unattractive by the patriarchy are also being assaulted and harassed in public.
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i always joke and say “hot girls have stomach aches” but i genuinely think we have gi issues from eating disorders that ravaged in our teen years
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me applying to jobs
Joe Exotic announces 2024 presidential run:
“Put aside that I am gay, that I am in prison for now, that I used drugs in the past, that I had more then one boyfriend at once and that Carole hates my guts. This all has not a thing to do with me being able to be your voice.”
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i hate the “your parents are hurt children themselves” thing because there is a reason why they inflict their trauma back onto you. there’s a power imbalance and they know they can get away with it
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my card declined while i was buying a bag of chips and there’s people in my mentions and dm’s screaming 3 million dollars isn’t a lot of money.
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we say houseless instead of homeless because not every houseless person is lacking a home but a house. not all houseless people are on the street. some are in motels and some are in shelters and they have different needs. some houseless people have the means to cook.
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why do white women take their boobs out during every protest
« STOP PUTIN’S WAR »
Actions des @Femen_France sous la Tour Eiffel à Paris contre Vladimir Poutine et la guerre en Ukraine.
#UkraineUnderAttaсk #StopPutinNOW
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the way white queer people interact with black queer people is so violent. you called Amandla homophobic bc they rightfully called you out for sexualizing their chest like ??? weaponizing their social power would have been them posting it publicly. how are you the victim in this.
Lena Wilson explains why she reposted Amandla Stenberg’s DM about her #BodiesBodiesBodies review, which Wilson dubbed a “95-minute advertisement for cleavage”:
“I don’t want this person who has more social power than me to think that it’s fucking okay to do something like this.”
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can we all start demonizing people who think like this. don’t use babies to regulate your emotions
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i’m drunk and decided to go to a a chinese buffet restaurant. i just realized i have a mao shirt on. send critical support.
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watching millennials complain about gen z like we’re all babies when the oldest gen z’s are 25 is big boomer energy
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white people on here crying about how violence is never okay but frothing at the mouth for the u.s to invade russia
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it’s kind of fucked up that my boyfriend won’t let me crawl inside of him so we can merge into one
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misogyny is when you ask women why are they besties with racist apparently
Commentary: For the last 17 years, we’ve held Taylor Swift responsible for the actions of men she chooses to spend time with. It’s time to stop, writes @angiemartoccio.
trib.al/HWwcERP
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11.8k likes but when meemaw die and y’all don’t have funds to put up for a funeral you know damn well you gonna need a gofundme and the people laughing at this tweet with you are gonna scroll past it
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why do y’all keep telling us that your grandparents were war criminals underneath batista
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when i was younger i assumed they must have thought i was an adult but now i know better
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i would slide my bare coochie across concrete for you @Sethrogen
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if i see another “schools are failing us” tweet. they don’t even teach sex ed what makes you think they’re teaching us what babies can and cannot have. be fucking fr
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owning a gun you know how to use and knowing how to grow your own food is good actually.
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it’s kind of scary that a man stalked and got into Gabbie Hanna’s house bc he saw her having a mental breakdown online. went there with the intention to film and make a “guys i don’t know how to help comment below on what should I do” post all for clout and to be to a savior.
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this is literally setting the framework for a counter me too movement but y’all are to caught up sucking that old pirates balls
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imagine your roommate getting mad at you bc you told them to flush their own shit SKDJDJKF
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there’s people saying that this is common sense that babies don’t drink water and i’m stupid and there’s people arguing with them that pediatricians recommend giving small amounts of water. either way i ain’t got no kids. good luck to y’all
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we should recruit all the astrology girls into communist. if they can read birth charts I just know they can read theory
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people are really getting on this app and tweeting out “yes i bombed children but i’m neurodivergent, queer and a minor and my great grandma was a poc but it was for my survival” in solidarity of their mutual who is being dragged for the same thing
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rich people are lying when they say money doesn’t buy happiness. i feel instantly happy when i can pay my bills, buy food and treat myself.
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I’m over here stressing how to find a psychiatrist and get meds and people think 100k isn’t a lot of money
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catcalling is not just whistling but that doesn’t make it okay either. I pray the men being funny about this in the quotes never have children and non of your kids get followed, cornered while coming home by a grown ass adult man three times your size while verbal harassing you
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i just want everyone to understand that living comfortably is not synonymous with living in luxury
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why are white leftist so mad at my learn how to garden and buy a gun tweet sksksjsjs no seriously take a gun safety class buy a gun and learn how to garden ???? these are good skills that you can share with your collective. you’re doing this for your collective.
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your voice is hoarse after shifts and your feet hurt. customers treat you like a robot and expect 100 % efficiently. your at a fucking desk be fr
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especially high volume places like chain restaurants, grocery stores and coffee shops. it’s alot
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one thing about woman who claim to be subservient and docile is that they don’t know how to shut the fuck up and be subservient and docile
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when the fuck has 2 days ever been full time ?
Jill Biden is the first first lady to maintain a full-time job outside the East Wing. She will be spending two days a week teaching English at a Virginia community college. wapo.st/3jHPEF7
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i’m so sorry for you but that is not good sex and if you think that is then you’ve never had good sex in your life bc why would you think that
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when are we gonna talk about how queer is a radical political identity and not when you wear mom jeans and listen to brock hampton
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it’s like they don’t know how conversations work and get mad at you for actually engaging
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everyone going “they’re native” they survived a plane crash and then lived for a month in a jungle. that is wild ???
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as long as people aren’t walking around i’m gimp suites leave people alone. a leather thong isn’t hurting anyone.
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there’s no mask mandates anymore and almost no one is quarantined besides immunocompromised people who need to to live. they don’t even check vaccination records for most jobs. what and who the hell is he talking about
SNL host Woody Harrelson spreads anti-vax propaganda during his opening monologue:
“The biggest drug cartels in the world get together and buy up all the media and all the politicians and force all the people in the world to stay locked in their homes, and people can only come out if they take the cartel’s drugs.”
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whole ass countries will get rid of houselessness and a white leftist will be like “but they don’t have twitter” as a gotcha for why that country is bad. maybe twitter was a mistake.
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