Replying to @ShitpostGate
Common Cavill W
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Replying to @ChiseHatoriChad
Japan needs to be cutting out these grifty middlemen altogether
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Did it work
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Replying to @CartoonsHateHer
It’s good cardio, just walk back and forth with stacks of papers and an open laptop
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Replying to @ShitpostGate
That whole scene really made the movie funnier by giving it just a touch of emotional depth John Hughes was very good at this
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Replying to @LRH_Superfan
INFECTED
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Replying to @toonholechris
Let’s see the physiognomy of the cartoonist
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Replying to @greentexts_bot
MY GTA6 TRAILER WATCH PARTY IS RUINED WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THIS TRAILER PAELLA 😤
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The real diamagnetism was the attraction our friends felt for one another
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Replying to @PearlteaRizzy
This game was so hard I had to do final boss on Kotaku Mode
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Replying to @tim_cook
Mother Nature should focus on being carbohydrate neutral
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Lolcowlizers fucked around and found out

ALT Luigi Dab GIF

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Replying to @AnechoicMedia_
I think sampling is good
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How did they know
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Replying to @SolanumTomate
That’s how they make ricin
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Replying to @greentexts_bot
Glad to see creative writing get monetized again
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Love the notepad HTML aesthetic How does he do it
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Mom comes first.
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Replying to @Breezy_Bowser
Don’t try and gaslight me
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Replying to @ShitpostGate
You can prepare wagyu at home in Japan cheaper than you can buy McDonald’s in the USA rn
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Replying to @lporiginalg
Telling someone to go to Canada is now a legally actionable death threat
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Sounds like a yes
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Replying to @OneTakeNews
I think I’ll see it once. In fact, I’ll see it zero times
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Replying to @ChiseHatoriFan
Movie: Beginnings
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Replying to @shauseth
Inner r + padding + AI
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Replying to @KZXcellent
Bosch did 9/11
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Replying to @greentexts_bot
Friendzoned?

ALT Cary Elwes Disney Plus GIF by Disney+

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Replying to @vocalcry
“Gonna fix the wall for Christmas”
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Replying to @ProZD
Oh no not the heckin’ recast holy yikes with extra gosh sauce on top
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Replying to @tarimskeleton
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Replying to @Gravantus
This is the healing we need
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Replying to @LegoRacers2
DEL I GOTTA LAY LOW FER A SPELL
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Replying to @ArkhamChannel
Gross
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Not the heckin’ spiderinos

ALT Soyjak Spinning Spinning Soyjak GIF

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Replying to @hayasaka_aryan
What a festive people
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The affairs of Japan are no concern of yours
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Paul is dead
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Replying to @growing_daniel
Oh noooo they’ll be hornt at the same time haha ladies calm down let’s be reasonable aha
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Replying to @LookAtMyMeat1
ALSO ON PC
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The SF Stockholm Syndrome never fails to bust a gut
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Replying to @FuckKoroks
Starman should also be on the other side pulling against himself
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There’s so much CO2 that we forgot how to replace 150-year-old drains
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Replying to @greentexts_bot
Writing
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Replying to @lporiginalg
Jammalls have been largely replaced by JamAmazon these days
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Calendar equivalent of Xmas
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“So how’s your day going?”
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Replying to @lporiginalg
Asians don’t miss
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Replying to @tsarnick
It’s convenient to have all the things I don’t read on one site I don’t like
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Replying to @MatthiasReedV
The banger-to-deletion pipeline in action
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Replying to @SuburbanJihadi
Miss my abuelitx 😞
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You’ll get that community note one day, friend
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🤓 👆🏻
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Replying to @AdamAmericaBook
It’s weird to accept anything less than the original Japanese voices
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Replying to @Andr3jH
I think this is way more based than actually doing any work
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Replying to @Hellachans
You’re not one of those airplane convo guys are you
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Based random guy Donald Duck is for little children and babies
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Replying to @ChiseHatoriFan
I’ll never pay for Windows How many subscriptions are people supposed to shell out for here? Every streaming service, every app, every website wants their $8 a month. Enough
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Replying to @chrisfluming
Is this an advertisement for AI content generation or what exactly
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Replying to @woke8yearold
An entire world governed by theatre kids that somehow got out the lockers they were shoved into
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Replying to @appuntito160
It’s a nod to the original Mac boot icon Oldheads will remember
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Replying to @KaroshiMyriad
Censored, pass
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Replying to @ShitpostGate
ShitpostGateway funds both sides
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Replying to @growing_daniel
S-SHUT UP YOU D-DO ONLYFANS
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I’d like to “stop” defacing public property and obscuring vital safety messaging 😤
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The feminine process is extremely pragmatic and non-mysterious
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Replying to @comic_cmoa_pr3
Stop putting NTR on my timeline
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Replying to @kanyestreams1
Then why talk about it 🤔
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Replying to @fuckpoasting
Before they no longer exist
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Zombie husk of its former glory 🧟‍♂️
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Replying to @TRHLofficial
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Replying to @lporiginalg
March was canceled due to sexual assault charges BTW
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Replying to @hayasaka_aryan
People clown on Misato? Low T
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Replying to @AStratelates
This is Spy Family level pro-natal propaganda
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Replying to @basicbarbiez
And that’s how the tourists took over the industry, the end
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Replying to @midwestvampiire
It’s a trick, the seductress wants to see our trueface Get me some salt and witchhazel
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Replying to @growing_daniel
Tell us about her
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Don't pull a Friedman next time Tim
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Replying to @TheJakeneutron
Is this the hot new CalArts
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This is basically an EBay transaction, I don’t think either of them care
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Replying to @user84829272
AI girls never play with you like this
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Wrong, actually American water is full of fluoride, which of course transfers to the “food” (I use term loosely) Fluoride destroys the pineal gland — the gateway to higher consciousness. This is why Americans need SSRIs and speed just to watch Netflix, while Japanese 1/48🧵
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Replying to @nise_yoshimi
Tax haven and sex blackmail
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Replying to @selentelechia
Just change to an all hot dog diet
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Replying to @skooookum
Women don’t have male friends, they have loose emotional support harems and favorpigs Both are largely solved by a boyfriend
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Replying to @wmanzione @SkyNews
Glad you’re safe! 🙏🏻
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Replying to @lporiginalg
I think a dude wrote this one tbh
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Replying to @growing_daniel
When do you ship out? goarmy.com
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Replying to @ShitpostRock
Series died at 3
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Replying to @growing_daniel
In Japan everyone puts their name on the front of their house
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Replying to @Aella_Girl
Porn should be the first to go and life will be measurably better when it’s gone
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Replying to @greentexts_bot
Someone didn’t remember the workplace rules
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