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idk if Trump is dying or not but I think they should put him in a coffin and bury him in the ground just to be safe
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attention internet sleuths🕵️♂️
my parents recently watched a really good movie on TCM but can’t remember the title, who’s in it or what the movie is about. anybody know what movie this is? 🤔
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You know how when people think about sex they get really horny? what if you did that but instead of sex you were thinkin about your life and instead of horny you felt sad?
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before this gets spread as disinformation: this video is a comedy spoof. I made it on the computer but I guess I made it too real 😔
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rajat and I finally figured out how to do the #fliptheswitchchallenge
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Everyone should just get the vaccine. if you don’t end up liking it, you can get it taken out later
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we made a whole feature length film full of scenes like this. tickets on sale now
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Park was busy today. Waited in line for 30 minutes to sit at the bench and listen to a podcast
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one big difference between New York and LA I noticed is that LA is really far from where New York is
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I got cast as “hipster 1” in the opening sketch of this guy’s cc stand up special and he is maybe one of the dumbest motherfuckers I’ve ever met in my life
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it was an honor to be featured in the @Variety Stand Up Comedy Roundtable but they sat me on the wrong side of the table
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I got cut out of the I Take Responsiblity video because they said I wasn’t close enough to the camera 😑
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I have looked at this photo for a long time and I am convinced this guy is using his beard hair as a lanyard
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it’s going to be so nice once Covid is all over and we can finally take off our masks and replace them with a full-face gas mask because now the air is poison
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Can’t wait until they are done with all the construction in New York. It’s going to look sooo good.
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Hey NYC! Looking for a subletter to take over the lease on this sunny Bushwick apartment for July 1 move in. 3 blocks from Myrtle-Wyckoff stop, 70 sq ft, fully furnished (2 tables, 4 chairs), Optimum internet, roof access, amazing roommate. $1,250 a month, utilities not included
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update: me and my roommates have gotten the fruit fly infestation under control. we only have 600 of them now
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any time a movie does a location change to the city of Nice, I like to pretend the subtitle that pops up is just a comment on how good the establishing shot looks
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Main concern w/ single-payer healthcare: I don't think it's fair 2 make one, single person pay 4 the entire thing. Would suck 2 be that guy.
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IDEAS FOR NEW FILE EXTENTIONS:
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(longer and HD quality gif, can now make a clip that is the entire feature length film)
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another clip from the feature film Dad & Step-Dad. the movie is essentially a bunch of 1 minute clips like this but seamlessly edited together and paced in a way that is pleasing to watch. not sure how else to explain this
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cops are not racist, they just feel more comfortable around people with assault rifles. if you are ever stopped by a cop make sure you are holding an assault rifle. fire it at protestors few times to make the cop feel safe
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just want to let everyone know that it’s okay to take your time while voting and decorate your booth
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the shoot ended up being like 4 hours long because Chazz Palminteri couldn’t remember the line “I'm seeing Arcade Fire play a secret show in Bushwick” and kept calling PBR “BPV”
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Been keeping myself pretty busy in quarantine so far. Yesterday I went to the living room and didn’t get back to my bedroom until 1am. Later today I’m meeting my roommate Rajat at the front stoop. Tomorrow I might check out the closet, see what’s going on there.
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