45 years and counting in the NHS. Zero tolerance of those spreading racial or religious hatred. If that’s you, move on. Private account. #HullCityAFC 🐅
Hull, UK City of Culture 2017
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To those who think they’re insulting me by saying that I’ve cleaned NHS toilets for 45 years: it’s NOT an insult.
The cleaners, porters, laundry, catering and other ancillary staff do a great job and are vital members of the team. Respect to them all.
Think of a better insult.
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“If you don’t work hard at school you’ll end up going to Wetherspoons at 8 in the morning and then going out to paint roundabouts”.
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Until the Daily Mail started its smear campaign a couple of weeks ago I didn’t really know much about Angela Rayner.
Now that I’ve discovered that she is everything the Daily Mail hates and wants us to hate, I feel an affinity with her.
Repost if you do too.
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In a world of Joey Barton’s, Nigel Farage’s and Tommy Robinson’s be a Gary Neville.
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I chaired an AI summit to show off my IT knowledge, just weeks after claiming I couldn’t access my WhatsApp messages.
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If they showed Kim Jong Un’s hat being ferried in a fleet of Rolls Royces we’d be expected to laugh our heads off at such a display of inequality, whereas here in Britain we’re expected to be proud (or something).
The Imperial State Crown arrives at the House of Lords ahead of State Opening
bbc.in/3yoXdZ9
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“He’s gone where? Oh my god, to Morrisons! To do a f*cking photoshoot sniffing a loaf of f*cking bread! You know they’ll keep moving him until they get a photo of the twat in front of a sign reading ‘moron’?
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Friday competition.
What is the most iconic photo of the last 5 years of Tory government?
I’ll start with this one.
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Describe your feelings when you heard that the Daily Mail and Mail on Sunday are facing legal action that could lead to their closure and to Paul Dacre spending time in prison?
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Remember when the Brexiteers told us we didn’t need a relationship with our 27 nearest neighbours, because of our special relationship with the USA?
How pathetically stupid that looks now!
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“Just a few months after claiming I couldn’t access my WhatsApp messages I asked voters to trust me to deal with cybersecurity threats to the country.”
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After 12 years on Twitter I’m immune to insults. However, I’ve noticed that Reform types are increasingly using me working for the NHS as an insult.
Why would people look on NHS staff as the enemy?
I guess that’s another Farage effect and it’s just another group to hate?
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Just one more thing Mr Sunak. There’s something bothering me. Fujitsu is part of a huge miscarriage of justice affecting thousands of lives because of their flawed software. Then you give them a massive new IT contract.
Is it something to do with donations, sir?
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Please Repost if you would like Paula Vennells, ex-CEO of the Post Office, to have the CBE that Boris Johnson awarded her to be returned.
Please Like if you would like those responsible in Fujitsu to be held accountable too.
#MrBatesVsThePostOffice
#PostOffceScandal
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Things we’ve money for:
- Bombing Yemen
- Tax relief for independent schools
- Fujitsu
- Tory Peerages
- £15 billion of useless PPE
- Tax cuts for rich
- £2.3 billion scrapping HS2
- £290 million to Rwanda
- Sunak’s helicopter
Thing we’ve no money for:
- Junior Doctor’s pay
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Oh come on. If Judas had given you a couple of his 30 pieces of silver you’d have given him a knighthood.
On this Good Friday, as we remember the sacrifice of Jesus Christ, let us reflect on the values of compassion, charity and selflessness he embodied.
These values are at the heart of British values, inspiring us to build a society based on respect, tolerance and dignity for all.
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“I don’t suppose you have a copy of ‘Leadership’ by Rishi Sunak? Yes, that’s right, the one without a spine”.
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I was at a vaccination centre when Johnson turned up and tried to take credit for the vaccination rollout. I shouted "It's the NHS you should thank, not the Tories" and everyone stood up and cheered.
Then they let me jab a few arms as a thankyou.
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“Do you think anyone noticed Jeremy announcing the £billions in NHS funding going to Infosys for IT systems, or have we got away with it?”
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Just one more thing Mr. Sunak. There’s something bothering me. You blamed the Bank of England when inflation went up and said it was entirely their responsibility. Now you are taking the credit for it coming down. Both of those things can’t be right, can they sir?
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“Dan Hodges. What first attracted you to being obsessed in trying to find some dirt on Angela Rayner the day after the news broke that a Tory MP had been blackmailed for several months after publishing photos of his willy?”
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Tories are VERY angry that Angela Rayner called Rishi Sunak a pint-sized loser.
Please don’t repost this in case #PintSizedLoser trends.
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Who the f*ck looks at record NHS waiting lists, families unable to afford basics, a railway that would shame most countries, our coastline and rivers thick with sewage, social care in crisis, a completely broken immigration system, unaffordable housing and say ‘I’ll vote Tory’?
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“I’d had erectile dysfunction for ages. So following an election briefing meeting I called at the chemist to buy Viagra.
I wasn’t sure it would work and it was quite expensive. So I popped in the bookmakers and asked for odds on a July erection. Unfortunately they misheard me.”
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“What’s that Skippy? Tommy Robinson is trapped in a luxury hotel? He needs donations from gullible people so he can stay away from his family for longer?”
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“Tory MPs, one more thing. There’s something bothering me. You left the justice system with a massive backlog of cases. You filled prisons to bursting even after releasing prisoners early. Now you are blaming Labour for the prison crisis.
Do you think the public are stupid?”
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Are we really supposed to be impressed that fabulously privileged kids have posted Xmas cards (paid for by us and written by a servant) to ‘children facing a tough Christmas’ for a photoshoot?
Anyone else find this sort of stuff annoying?
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You are f*cking joking. You actually let Coffey go on TV, in the middle of a f*cking salad famine, and talk about poor people living on f*cking turnips.
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We asked 100 people. Name something you would give to someone who’d worked for you in a junior capacity for 18 months
You said ‘a peerage’.
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“Nigel Farage. What first attracted you to claiming you were banned from laying a wreath at the Cenotaph today, when you knew very well that Reform doesn’t have enough MPs to qualify to do so?”
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“I was humiliated in the General Election when I only got 5 MPs after I promised Reform would break through.
So I got my buddy to retweet a petition to his 200 million followers calling for another General Election.”
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I have returned from Europe with this piece of paper. It guarantees the freedom of you, your children and grandchildren to live & work in 27 countries will end. In exchange you will get higher prices, lower growth, job losses and reduced global influence. Oh, and a blue passport.
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What’s that Skippy? Tommy Robinson is trapped in prison and needs gullible people to maintain his millionaire lifestyle after he’s released?
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“I once said that legal immigrants should be deported. I forgot that my girlfriend was one! Funnily enough I also forgot that she’d actually bought the house I thought I’d bought!”
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I’ve seen some crap on Twitter but seeing Tory MPs and their client media trying to blame Labour for the crisis in our prisons and in the justice system, takes some beating!
The Tory government and their 14 years of incompetence are squarely responsible.
They should be ashamed.
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How many times do we hear that the older we get, the more intolerant and right-wing we get?
Certainly doesn't apply to me? You?
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An immigrant made me buy a home in Clacton. Another immigrant made me pretend it wasn’t my second home and made me avoid paying the tax I wanted to pay. Then, blow me, another immigrant made me avoid tax on my GB News earnings.
When I become Prime Minister I’ll deport them all.
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‘Remember when the U.K. pulled out of the Dublin agreement where they could return asylum seekers to the EU?
Then they shovelled £390 million to Rwanda?
Wait for it!
You won’t believe this!
I can’t breathe …
They’ve taken 10 refugees from Rwanda and sent none there!’
😂😂
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“Hello, I don’t suppose you have a copy of the ‘Call a General Election’ petition? Yes, that’s the one, the historical record of intellectually challenged Reform voters and Elon Musk’s bot farm. You’ll find it in the comedy section”.
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‘Tories facing wipeout’.
Please Like if you hope that turns out to be true.
Please Repost if you want a General Election before they do even more damage and pass more of our hard-earned money to their cronies.
#tomorrowspaperstoday
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‘Judge me on my record’, says Rishi Sunak.
Okay boss:
Record poverty
Record low NHS satisfaction
Record sewage discharge
Record food banks
Record shortage of dentists
Record fraud write off
Record donations from racists
Record small boat crossings
Record NHS waiting lists
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“You utter w*nker.
You got the f*cking Daily Mail to print the dirt we had on Natalie Elphicke. Now everyone knows we f*cking covered it up for 4 years and it’s brought Tory sleaze back into the spotlight.
I f*cking give up.”
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Please Like if Nicola Sturgeon was right to describe Matt Hancock as ‘weaker than a nun’s piss, Liz Truss ‘as much use as a marzipan dildo’.”and Suella Braverman as ‘Shitler’.
Please Repost if you feel that sort of language is inappropriate and you don’t want others to see it.
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“NHS waiting lists had reached nearly 8 million so I stopped GPs from deciding who was sick. Then I let people without any medical training decide and only paid them if they said people weren’t ill.”
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Because the Southport attacker got glasses from Specsavers, ate Greggs pasties, had a mobile phone from O2 and bought shoes from Shoezone?
Or because the rioters have failed in life and need to find someone to blame for their poor choices?
#FarageRiots
Chris Havler-Barrett
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Sunak says that if the Tories are voted out, the country will be ‘back to square one’.
Please repost if you feel that square one would be a good place to be back to.
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“You complete f*cking imbecile! You let the Prime Miniature go somewhere members of the public, who hadn’t been f*ckjng vetted, could talk to him. About the NHS!What the f*ck were you thinking? You know we don’t let him anywhere near anyone who isn’t a f*cking Tory”.
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Andrea Leadsom has said the increased food prices heading our way are a price worth paying for Brexit.
She also says that Brexit is going remarkably well.
Like if you don’t entirely agree with her.
Repost if she is talking out of her privileged backside. mirror.co.uk/news/politics/t…
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“Trust me, it’s just over there. A lovely new hospital, much better than the woke NHS”.
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“I not only became the richest Prime Minister in history, I also managed to increase absolute poverty levels to the highest since Thatcher”.
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“When I became Prime Minister I promised integrity. Then I lied a record 12 times in one hour on national TV”.
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“I knew that 1 of my MPs was being blackmailed for publishing photos of his willy and another was asking for money as he was being held hostage by bad people. So I got Dan Hodges and my client newspapers to smear Angela Rayner”.
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“Mr Trump. One more thing. There’s something bothering me. I noticed that you got very angry with President Zelenskyy.
I’m wondering sir if that was because you knew how brave he’s been, leading his country through war, while you are a renowned Vietnam war draft dodger?
Sir?”
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I believe Nigel Farage is a race-baiter who bears a large chunk of the responsibility for the far-right thuggery.
Do you agree?
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Mr Sunak. One more thing. There’s something bothering me.
You say Mark Rowley must be held responsible for the actions of one of his officers. Yet you refuse to take responsibility for the actions of your MPs. Is it one rule for the billionaires & another for everyone else, sir?
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“I once gave £140 million to Rwanda for a completely pointless scheme. Then when I knew it was unworkable I gave them 15 million more”.
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When I hear Johnson’s supporters say ‘he’s got all the big decisions right’ I immediately think of the tens of thousands bereaved by his lockdown dithering and the thousands bereaved in care homes.
Maybe just me?
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24 hours. 24 f*cking hours! You let him out without his brolly while ‘Things Can Only Get Wetter’ was playing! You let him go to Wales, f*cking WALES, and talk about the Euros! Those 2 Tory Councillors, dressed up in Hi-Viz to ask him easy questions, got caught! 24 f*cking hours!
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‘Like’ if Rob Burrows and Kevin Sinfield would have both had Knighthoods if they’d donated money to the Tories rather than the Motor Neurone Disease Association.
‘Repost’ if Alan Bates, Post Office Campaigner, would have been knighted too, if he was a Tory MP.
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“The day before I was due to appear at Glastonbury I asked people to give Nigel Farage a chance, handily reminding everyone that back in the day I said the same about Enoch Powell.”
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Question to those saying the NHS should be replaced with an insurance model:
You do know that it will be far more expensive, as you’ll not only be paying for the massive administration costs of insurance companies reviewing claims and paying them, but also for their profits?
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I’ve been asked today why ‘I’m still going on about Brexit, when it’s happened and won’t be reversed’.
It’s because I want the MPs who lied about it and delivered it to be accountable.
As a minimum, to lose their seats, live in disgrace and never hold public office again.
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“I want are cuntry back. I’ll have an onion bhaji and a couple of those delicious looking pakoras while I’m waiting for you to get deported”.
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Thank goodness Michael Gove told us how much he bitterly regretted taking cocaine, otherwise we could have very easily misconstrued this yesterday
Sketchaganda
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‘Like’ if you think that Lee Anderson should be thrown out of the Conservative Party for Islamophobic comments about the Mayor of London.
‘Repost’ if you think that Rishi Sunak will be too scared of the GB News wing of his party to do that.
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“So, they ruined their economy with Brexit to get immigration down and now they’ve just announced it’s at an all-time record high!”
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Twitter. I need to ask for your co-operation here. The Tory Party don't want this image to be circulated as it has an entirely unintended level of accuracy.
So if you do see it, PLEASE DON'T REPOST.
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Michael Gove shunned his official car and went to Victoria Station where protesters were congregating, yesterday.
Err, why?
Would Chelsea’s manager go to White Hart Lane station after playing Spurs to catch the tube? Would you stand outside Anfield to sell copies of the Sun?
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“Daddy says you need to speed up the Infosys contracts because you haven’t got long left”.
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Mr Sunak. One more thing. There’s something bothering me. 2 weeks ago you made a speech in Downing St, saying we need to stand together to protect democracy and combat division. Then you take £10 million from a racist who wants an MP to be murdered.
Are you fit for office, sir?
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“I resigned as Reform Party Chair because I was tired. Then I had a sleep and came back the next morning.”
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I’ve got to hand it to Penny Mordaunt. She’s following the lead of her boss. Lying, shouting, embarrassing herself and coming across as a nasty piece of work.
#BBCDebate
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Therese Coffey tells @BBCNews the Tories are ‘opening up the immigration routes’ to fill the 165,000 vacancies in social care. Never mind the 100,000+ NHS vacancies.
Why wasn’t she asked about the elephant in the room? Ending Freedom of Movement following their disastrous Brexit?
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“Rishi Sunak. What first attracted you to blaming sick people when NHS waiting lists reached 8 million?”
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Who the f*ck looks at the sewage in our rivers and seas, our extortionate gas and electricity prices, our expensive and unreliable railways and then say ‘let’s do the same with our NHS. Letting private companies run it will make it so much cheaper and more efficient’?
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My party had actually selected abusers, bullies, cheaters, flashers, gropers, rapists, sexual deviants, tax avoiders and Boris Johnson to become MPs.
So, to divert attention, I criticised another party who’d actually de-selected 2 people before they became MPs.
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Nigel Farage. What first attracted you to distancing yourself from the rioting you encouraged, as soon as you saw the public backlash?
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I’ve seen some utter crap on Twitter but this is right up there! The complete and utter futility of this!
It’s too late to do anything to educate those who’ve signed a petition to call a General Election but really do need to inform future generations on critical thinking skills!
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Just one more thing Mr Sunak. There’s something bothering me. You said that Rwanda was a safe country. You even passed a law to say it was safe.
Now you’ve taken 10 refugees from Rwanda so far because you say it’s unsafe. It can’t be both safe and unsafe can it? Which is it Sir?
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I’ve reported Rishi Sunak to the North Yorkshire police as I believe he’s registered on the electoral roll there, whereas we all know his home is in Downing Street.
Repost if you believe that if this is true, he needs to resign.
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We asked 100 people what they’d expect at a work meeting.
You said: karaoke, sex, and vomiting.
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Please like this tweet if you believe that starting the year with a backlog of 97,000 asylum claims and ending it with a backlog of 99,000 asylum claims means that the backlog hasn’t been cleared.
Please RT if you believe that Sunak is a barefaced liar. #tomorrowspaperstoday
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“Mr Sunak. One more thing. There’s something bothering me. You increased taxes to their highest for 70 years. Now you plan to reduce a tiny bit of the increase and to tell people that you’ve reduced taxes. You know that’s a lie, don’t you Mr Sunak? Why would you do that, sir?”
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‘Just one more thing Mr Sunak. There’s something bothering me. You’ve got excited about the Labour Party suspending 2 people to prevent them becoming MPs. Yet your Party has selected MPs who have gone on to abuse, bully, cheat, fiddle, grope and rape. Should you keep quiet, Sir?’
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I don’t suppose you have a copy of ‘Marzipan dildo, f*cking clown, weak as a nun’s piss and Shitler - my favourite Tory insults’ by Nicola Sturgeon do you?
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July 1969 - John Lennon asked us to ‘Give peace a chance’
June 2025 - Rod Stewart asks us to ‘Give Farage a chance’.
I’m with John.
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Repost if you’d rather let Thames Water (& other companies) go bust and be nationalised at no cost, rather than allow it to increase charges by 40% to continue the gravy train for shareholders.
Like if you want those responsible for water privatisation to be voted out of office.
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Sorry, we’ve had to cancel Christmas but Daddy is giving his money to Tommy Robinson. He’s only got one Bentley and he needs to go to on holiday to Benidorm to take are cuntry back.
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“Mr Sunak. One more thing. There’s something bothering me. In 2015 your party promised 5,000 more GPs. It was a lie, wasn’t it Mr Sunak? In 2019 your party promised 40 new hospitals. That was a lie too. Now you’ve promised 100 new GP surgeries.
Why do you keep lying, Mr Sunak?”
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‘Like’ this post if you think Farage spends every waking minute targeting and scapegoating immigrants simply to deflect attention away from his own role in the Brexit deal which has damaged the country so much.
‘Repost’ if you think he’s avoided responsibility for far too long.
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Anyone else noticed that Rishi Sunak has put more effort into Farage having to move his bank account from Coutts to NatWest than he has into trying to settle the NHS doctors strikes?
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