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Baiken players excited while in reality they’re just gonna iad Js, get 6pd and say their character sucks for another patch
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Made out with someone’s mom at the company Christmas party 💀
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This the hero the FGC needs fr
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what is the most nonsense hitbox in all fighting games?
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To all my homies attending taku. Please don’t become a word doc. Thank you
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Replying to @HypebeastDaily
She BARELY dressed
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FGC Twitter, share with me your non-fighting game tech.
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Replying to @marvelo_vs
Bro had to ask his gf to do it for him
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Istg if I see those sausages on my feed again
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Replying to @ScarahFGC
They say just parry the cubes but like
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The only thing I enjoy about this game is doing dumb shit in training mode
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Johnny players chronically losing to Testament is hilarious
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Most likely the last time I compete, but it’s been fun!
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2016 goals: 5k twitter followers 1k subs on YT Get @FaZeJev to follow me :) That's all I want.
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My methods are beyond comprehension
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These <1500 players always yapping about game balance and don’t even know what buttons are lows and mids
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Getting the approval of chat, the crowd and the commentators on my HC play has literally made this entire experience worth it. I love the FGC man
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19 hours, 5 delays and 2 cancels with a $1k ticket later. And I am now inside Vegas. Going to pools running on pure Hatred
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Replying to @AceAsterisk
Her daughter your age I’ll hook yall up
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Another Evo in the books. I outplaced my seed after all the bs I had to go through just to get there. But it was all worth it, I got to make new friends and meet new people. See yall next year
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Before I quit again tho, I'll leave this silly worthless lil thing here<3
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I’m starting to see what y’all mean 💀💀
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Replying to @hotashis
I’ll never forget when I said wassup to you at Evo and you untied my shoes then laughed at me and left
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When will majors start having flashy HC combo competitions. I’d love to see what other mfs have come up with for funsies
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Strive Twitch chat be like: “I hate HC but this Collom guy has :3 in his tag so I fw him” Like bro what 💀
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Ahh, so that’s where my whiff gunshot went
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I made your favorite, darling
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Replying to @lidia_ao
Funny how you didn’t say “strive placement” so in other words, they have no placement whatsoever
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I took my name off RU and I’m still getting replay vultured
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Replying to @mobleyszn
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Playing fgs and sitting behind someone at a red light be pissing me off bc they can never react to the green light. Shit be like 36 frames
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Replying to @Willy_wikerson
Basically everyone got some sort of gift, mine happened to be a ring that I later traded for Tupperware. She was the closest person and I joked showing her the ring and she said “you’ll be my 4th but I’m down” and we made out when the party ended. She laughed when I traded it tho
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To everyone who listens to music when they play in tournament: Hold your phone in a position where your opponent can easily see it, then intentionally put on some trash music. This is where the mindgames begin.
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She could drill my head into the wall
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Don’t ask me for anything. I’ll just tell you to run up 5d and roll and you’ll go pro, then I’ll tell you I’m working every time you ask for a set
people shouldnt be so scared to dm good players with questions or sets or whatever! most top players ive met have been so kind and willing to answer any of my questions after smoking me in a tournament set lmao
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I just be going on random unfollow sprees sometimes. If you still here ily
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#wce @ItsDiannia both in one pic 💖💖 amazing
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Twin day tomorrow is gonna be lit affffff
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Good night hotties
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“Collom, why don’t you want games?”
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Congrats to @DanyMzt_FGC for winning The Jeekly 28! I hope to see you all in the next one~~ @l_Cloned_l Nub @BlueFern22 @CoIIom @KenseiPR @Knay0623 @Wisppers
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My coworker has a stay at home husband. Why can’t I have that life man
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Ad makers are making ads under 30 seconds so you can't skip now. Smh
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Ew I woke up
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History teacher trying to get us to write 15 paragraphs, 5 on the ACTUAL WORK and 10 just to explain sources like are you high?
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Few weeks of school left. Sad to say I'll miss it but tbh probably my worst school year
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I should ask my boss if I could dye my hair bc like, I miss it
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I've noticed being depressed gets you followers
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If y’all were wondering what I was tryna show stream. This is an Elphelt doodle my good friend @PEANUTPUMCH made for me!
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Can’t tell if this dude smells like cheese to attract the Vikala cosplayers or if he just genuinely reeks
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Happy weekend
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Shoutouts to @Sollemnitas_ for the new banner. Shit is sick
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Good morning
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Replying to @PunchingCat
It did
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Reminder to not be a word doc at frosties, pls and thank you
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Don't feel like doing anything today tbh
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Good Night Twitter Fingers
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Really really dislike Mondays
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Principal literally asked why I have 2 teardrops drawn on my face. I'm sad ok😂 why would I kill anyone tf
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This roach in my Chemistry class literally hung himself by his antennas lmao. It's a sign
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Arcsys should double down and let Johnny’s card work on burst and yrc
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Getting hit with keygrab fr
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Hate it when 1 earphone don't work fml
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Replying to @Logic301
Praise God
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Why does school exist
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Gotta dress like a geezer now
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Gn peoples
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Idek what I'm chasing no more.
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Gn Peoples
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Good night Internet
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Trump's been in office for 100 days and I've seen 0 change whatsoever.
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Good night peeps
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Leave me broken.
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Gn friends
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People that laugh for no reason on the bus really freak me out
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Ik I don't tweet much but I still love you guys
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Gn because work and I'm bored and school and whatevver
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Where can I meet some legit friends.
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Facebook drama is so dumb. No one cares about someone said, you're still jobless.
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How can someone watch a whole NASCAR race. I also find the commentators pointless. "Here's Dale making another left turn" stfu
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Imagine a boy that prays to god he gets to marry you....
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My Spanish teacher is garbage
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Bored, tired, hungry, lazy. Atm
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At the hotel. Eating hot Cheetos, reflecting
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Got an essay due tomorrow and I haven't even started rip
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Currently drinking warm soda with an ice cube in my mouth. Struggle exists
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I don't understand girls that call celebrities their daddy. Honestly if they weren't famous and you see them you could care less
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Lowkey miss streaming but that’d be like having 3 jobs
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