Chubbies@Chubbies

Weekend Apparel Brand. Leaders of the Proper-Length Shorts Revolution. Stewards of Friday at 5pm.

 Austin, TX
linktr.ee/chubbiesshorts
Joined May 2011
The Bills will win the Super Bowl.
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This dog looks like a cool dad.
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Relationship GOALS.
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Wait for it... amp.twimg.com/v/b1ff38f7-c4a…
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Damn @justinbieber did you not get the shorts that I sent ya? I bet @GetGlad trashbags is stoked for the endorsement.
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Tonight’s Top News Story: The Workweek Wrecking Crew. amp.twimg.com/v/f60e0836-2fe…
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If you start watching ‘Dazed and Confused’ on December 31st at 11:06:07 Matthew McConaughey will say “alright, alright, alright” when the clock strikes midnight. Start off your new year alright.
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I’m no statistician, but this can’t be mere coincidence.
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Of all people to mess up a #mannequinchallenge #chubbies
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Steps for wearing cargos: 1. Reconsider
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I woke up like this.
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To all who have given their lives serving our country, we thank you.
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Cargo shorts are the above ground pools of the clothing world.
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If Mondays were clothing, they’d be cargos.
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Too legit to quit.
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On a scale of 1-10 I give America a 1776.
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#USA #USA #USA #USA #USA #USA #USA #USA #USA #USA #USA #USA #USA #USA #USA #USA #USA #USA #USA #USA #USA #USA #USA #USA #USA #USA #USA #USA
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How to cook Tofu: 1. Put directly into garbage can 2. Eat a steak
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When you gotta do biz, but the beat is 🔥🔥🔥 amp.twimg.com/v/338a448d-aeb…
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Whelp. This exists. amp.twimg.com/v/a67c026d-9db…
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Neil Armstrong, ladies and gentlemen.
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This is for "fire".
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Prove me wrong. I’ll wait.
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Life Goal
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Finally a pie chart that makes sense.
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USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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**Drops mic**
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#IBelieveThatWeWillWin 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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When you wear pants, you sweat. When you wear Chubbies, people around you sweat.
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Yup.
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A tip of the cap to you #ChubsterNation
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Well said sky. We hear you loud and clear.
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I believe. I believe that. I believe that we. I believe that we will. I believe that we will win. #USA #USMNT
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The new #iPhone6Plus is as long as our inseam.
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I just read an article on the dangers of alcohol and it scared the hell out of me! So, I’m calling it quits… After today, no more reading.
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Hang in there little buddy. @ goshdangheck
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College is like losing your mom in the grocery store for 4 years.
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Congratulations, this family. You win. Everything.
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Breaking Rad.
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I'm about to #USA all over this place. #SorryNotSorry
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We've all been there @ Elarroyo_atx
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Best times to wear pants: never never never never \_ never never never never
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I wonder what people who type “u” instead of “you” do with all their free time?
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Adjective game strong
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Yoga pants are to guys what laser pointers are to cats.
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When it’s Christmas Eve but you still gotta shred.
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Wait... Is that a guy drinking out of a snorkel?
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MAKE. YOUR DREAMS. COME TRUE. amp.twimg.com/v/e883bb26-d88…
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ABC World News Gets It. amp.twimg.com/v/7d32b600-c13…
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Get ready Germany. We're coming for you. #USMNT #USA #USA #USA
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If this doesn’t fire you up, check your pulse. George Kittle x Chubbies. It’s happening.
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science: u can't catch hypothermia when u r heating up @ tacoma_brad90
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How to Summer: 1. Take all pants in your possession and throw them in a pile 2. Set fire to said pile 3. Throw on shorts 4. Party
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Sky's out! Thighs out!
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When one of our founders gets married. (Yup, that's a tearaway suit.)
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She made a huge mistake. @ fischfutter
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Real talk.
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“If only I had checked myself” -Guy who wrecked himself
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Every time I pass by a mirror with my shirt off nitter.app/Chubbies/status/664645…
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
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Chubbies will most likely make you at least 4.2x faster.
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Replying to @elonmusk
on it fam.
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THIS IS NOT A GAME
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"So how much should I crush?" I'm glad you asked. Say hello to the Mt. Crushmores. chubbiesshorts.com/collectio…
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Hugh Neutron gets it.
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Chubster. Nation. amp.twimg.com/v/9f085519-126…
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Drinking rum before 10 am makes you a pirate not an alcoholic.
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Wednesday To-do list: 1. Dominate
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Raddest shorts in the United States, Raddest shorts on the planet, Raddest shorts in the Universe, Most humble shorts company ever.
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A haiku about wearing cargo shorts: nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
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If Mondays were clothing, they'd be cargos.
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preach.
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Our shorts may or may not be bulletproof (still being debated in scientific circles), but they are without a doubt abstinence proof.
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Man Lunchables
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What's Forrest Gump's password??? 1Forrest1
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The best things in life begin with S: -Shorts -Summer -Sweekend -Sbourbon -Sbacon
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BILLS BY 100
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Renewed appreciation for sunsets.
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Shit yea.
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these aint no basic britches
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Always trust people who like big butts… They cannot lie.
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Any questions?
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All I want in life is to be able to text my dog.
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Buffalo NY: *32° and snowing* Bills’ Punter Corey Bojorquez:
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Replying to @ThreeOranges
.@ThreeOranges
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I'm getting amped for #USAvsGermany. Who's with me? #USA
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February 2nd: ifshortsarewrongidontwannabe… amp.twimg.com/v/c461b215-c8c…
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Shorts = America
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Cargo shorts are the only form of contraception that is 100% effective.
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gave away 1 of our golf polos to some guy who claimed to be a golfer, look how many strokes it took him to tee off.
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Come on in. The water's just fine.
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This race ended in a 9-way tie... Weird.
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Don't be that guy... amp.twimg.com/v/520beb52-8c3…
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I see your dress code and I raise you a healthy dose of freedom
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Yes.
Vogue Magazine
@voguemagazine
5 Jun 2018
Men's short shorts are back. Are you ready? vogue.cm/CYDzi8z
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"If only I had checked myself" - Guy who wrecked himself
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Weekend plans.
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