★ Composer of Go! Child, Mashup Artist, Game Developer. Recurring Snapcube Guy. Someone who likes music, video games, rambling, & bad jokes too much. 30

Duluth, GA
Yeah, I’m heading out. I’ll still linger here for a little bit (mostly to keep up with how the meltdowns going), but I’m gonna be posting a lot more on Tonblr and Blonsky. chongosky and chongoblog, respectively
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The phrasing of these titles is pretty interesting
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The CGI for the babies is funny enough but without context the end of this clip made me lose my mind
THE BABIES JUST FLYING IM CRYING
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Cookies represent the body of Santa while the milk represents the blood of Santa
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The only reason I knew the set already existed is because of this legend
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I am losing my mind over the amount of polish they put in this game
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Seeing spanish speaking Twitter reacting to new Pokemon gives me flashbacks to this legendary moment
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“Can a bunch of wokies outsmart the mental fortitude of the mighty conservative?” Vs. “Can a single wokie survive the onslaught of this many conservative minds?” Meanwhile in the latter video, one of the conservatives in question is a convicter felon
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KOOPAS
Man, I spent hours of my life stomping
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Among Us isn’t for everyone, but there isn’t words for the feeling you get when someones voted off and they have a Phoenix Wright-style meltdown yelling “This is SUCH bullshit you guys will just VOTE based on what ONE GUY SAYS I CAN’T-“ as “X was An Imposter” appears on screen
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In light of my recent reposts about funny rat, here’s a reminder from polyamorousmisanthrope on tumblr
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Their names are Calcea Johnson and Ne’Kiya Jackson, and their achievement was creating a proof of the Pythagorean Theorem using trigonometry, something once thought to be impossible. (cont. in reply)
Two high school seniors solved a mathematical puzzle that was thought to be impossible for 2,000 years. @BillWhitakerCBS reports, Sunday. 60Minutes.com
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The Joker trailer gave Twitter a powerful weapon that I imagine I'll be seeing a lot in the near future
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Apparently X is allowing user data to train AI models which is incredible interesting quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quai
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whats up with this mario kart match I just got done with
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I’m ALWAYS saying this
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The felon thing doesn’t add or take away from my point, just thought it was worth mentioning
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I don't even play Kingdom Hearts, but the Sora trailer makes me hella emotional. It has a whole lot more impact when you realize, the significance of why they all turned into trophies. (screw it. Making it a thread)
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Finally. A good day on twitter dot com
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12 year olds rn #Fortnite
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Hey Youtube, I think you might want to rethink your COPPA policy
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Had to take an alternate path home to take a pic of this
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Replying to @saltydkdan
Why don’t you shut the fuck up on that thang?
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Yoroshiku onegaishimasu, as they say in Nippon
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He coulda just eaten the babies
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Why not both? Hell, we could even turn it into an animated series if we have enough money
Would you rather be pulled over by a female cop or run into a bear in the woods?
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I don’t think his mother is very proud of this one
Intellivision has admitted it does not have the funds to produce the 2020 crowdfunded Amico console, with an app launched to help accrue funds: timeextension.com/news/2023/…
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Replying to @Tech_no_Death
Adding additional dialogue for certain scenarios that are not necessary, but fleshes it out != Bare minimum
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This post is seeing quite a bit of circulation today. Nothing to really promote. Just keep being kind to one another.
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Happy Sweet 16 to WHO WAS PHONE?
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It would appear that the trending tab must remind me once again that SBMM does NOT stand for "Smash Bros Melee Melee"
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Replying to @KappaHyper
Oh yeah I’m almost certain that’s the case, but without that context it’s insanely funny.
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I see that #thankyouscott is trending! And it's quite the hashtag! FNaF has been a catalyst for so many creators and FNaF deserves praise for the communities it has produced! But also eat a fat one since you gave thousands to literal ghouls who want LGBT people dead, Scott <3
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Replying to @PKSparkxx
I’m probably skipping em unless one of my preferred political commentators covers them if only because my browser at work has about 50 tabs open full of videos I’ve been meaning to watch.
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(Note: References to “icebergs” may be considered offensive to any viewers who happened to take part on the maiden voyage of the titanic. Please revise)
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I didn’t not mean the language of Poland, however that is a very funny misunderstanding everyone’s having. Anyway, stream my mashup albums if you wanna.
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I regret to inform you all that it would appear photoshop has gone woke.
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Wow! Fuck you! I mean this deep down from the bottom of my dear dear heart. Fuck. You. Imagine killing off Tuca and Bertie, closing Bojack after animators unionized and then push THIS bullshit that's actively incorrect and harmful to how people perceive bi/pansexuality!
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Yeah man, I had to stop playing Pokemon after my Bulbasaur called me a cracker.
Hot take Video games are supposed to be fun. Not lectures about why being a white man is bad.
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Replying to @SnapsCube
What’s so funny is that I’ve rewatched this clip five times and it might be that I’m still waking up but I STILL didn’t notice it was supposed to be acid until you pointed it out.
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Please, it’s pronounced “BIZZAY”
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Can’t post this without the other posts he made under the same name + trips Personal highlights are threatening to buy 4chan, “Elon is a father who gets lots of sex” and “kek you frens later”
Adrian Dittmann posted on 4chan and accidentally revealed that he has admin privileges on twitter lol
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Not gonna lie, the fact that #InternetShutDown has its own icon now shows that Twitter had its popcorn at the ready for this
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Dream reading notes from his Doctor who is giving him the Normal Pills
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For context, this is the first image of Toxel on the internet, therefore the first impression the world had of him, and I think thats beautiful
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Now the headline that 60 minutes went with is a little misleading. These two aren’t the first to find a trigonometric proof, with the first one found in 2009, however that shouldn’t be used to discredit these two at all! Finding a new proof of the Pythagorean Theorem is huge!
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Once you’ve scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, THEN we can talk about color schemes
opportune golden brown spacious dandelion duodenal bright orange
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Elon Musk: "Invest in my new cryptocurrency called #CUMMIES because I want to take control of the crypto market which completely fucks the environment for no reason other than to make money😊" Anonymous: "Bro you suck. Also you still use child labor overseas." Elon:
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Replying to @LusitanianLuser
To be completely fair to Charlie, while his points are BS, he is skilled at massaging and delivering those points in a debate. That kinda stuff helped him rise to prominence (and unlike other conservatives, he actually debated Sam Seder)
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Wow! This tweet really blew up follow my quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails quails q
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As we grow older and inevitably grow up, we might start to see these figures as just toys and trophies. We might see them as just pixels on a screen. Who better to bring life back into these characters than the person with the Power of Waking, a power to free a sleeping heart?
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Hayley and Blue got me a Christmas Present
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“Why do they let you have pronouns in a character creator? They’re unnatural!” Completely natural things you could do with the character creator in previous Bethesda titles:
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And who better to display that passion and imagination that the protagonist of a game where you can fight Sephiroth with Donald and Goofy?
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In case you don't know already, there is an overarching motif behind the characters of Smash being toys/trophies. It's a representation of how this game is basically having your favorite characters fight one another similar to a child playing make believe with their toys.
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And then.....Mario opens his eyes. There's still some fire left. Something that can make you feel something. A sense of childlike wonder and glee that you might think will die with Smash Bros. And he steps off of the trophy stand. He's not a trophy. Not a toy. He's Mario.
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Good: Hammond now has safety goggles and will have quality eye protection Bad: Literally everything else
Overwatch 1 🆚 Overwatch 2 Some 2D Portrait Concept Art Comparisons. #Overwatch2 ※Credits: bit.ly/3SQT6vE
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Man, I spent hours of my life stomping
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A brief update to this: I just learned more information about KH that makes this line of thinking better. He spends a majority of the trailer flying. An ability he learns in Neverland. The home of Peter Pan, the boy who refused to grow up. I just think thats nice :)
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I hate how funny the Smash subreddit can be sometimes
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And what happens to all of the characters? They return to becoming lifeless plastic statues. There's a sort of sadness when something this huge comes to an end. And when you end something like this, you ask yourself: Does our imagination fade away? Does our passion simmer out?
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Which brings us to this trailer. It begins with the Smash logo slowly but certainly burning out. Super Smash Bros Ultimate is complete. It's all done. Seeing these reveals has brought us so much joy for three and a half years (and if this is the end of the series, decades)
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"Well, listen, it's clear from bodycam footage the George Floyd was high at the time! He should have just not resisted, and he would've been fine!" Meanwhile, not even 24 hours ago
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Elon Musk: *posts stuff without crediting artist* Internet: "Thats shitty" Elon Musk: *doubles down, saying crediting work is for babies* Internet: "That's still shitty" Elon Musk: *blacks out his icon like he has depression or smthn*
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Found out why Game Grumps is trending Not gonna lie this one kinda hurt.....
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This is a theme that would continue on in Melee and most notably in Brawl with Subspace Emissary, something I havent had the time to go into The Meanings™ but I'm sure it's rich with symbolism about imagination and playing with the toys we love, giving them life.
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went to ikea
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"So lemme get this straight....you're tellin' me they put two thousand and six Sonic the Hedgehogs in this game?"
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Reminder that the Grinch Leak was by far one of if not the greatest fake of all time
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Obviously this is an interpretation, and the intent could've meant something completely different and other people can have other interpretations, but this is what I got out of it.
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The Republic of Maga ain’t real either but you wouldn’t believe how many flags you see for that.
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“You know how literally the worst case scenario didn’t happen? That means climate change is probably a hoax”
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If your profile pic is an anime girl and you have pronouns in your bio, you’re virtually indestructible. Every word you say becomes fact as reality bends to your will
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Sounds like a skill issue tbh
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Every time someone gets mad about Vivian, she gets another HRT hit
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I see Nintendo fans saying “bro the E3 presentations gonna be showing Mario Kart 9, metroid Prime 4, New Kirby Title, Zelda 2, bayo 3” like mate, dial it back a little. If you’re gonna set yourself up for disappointment, at least be a Rhythm Heaven or Chibi Robo fan.
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No one gives a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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Me a few days ago: "Hmm...I guess I can try this money tree thing. I'll put a WHOLE lot of bells in there to snatch maximum profit" Enemy Of The State:
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you think its funny to see a man transform into a dog?? his life span will be much shorter now. youre basically laughing at an actual murder
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Hey wait a second
Robotnik has an announcement: 🥁 #SonicMovie3 is on Digital to watch at home! paramnt.us/SonicTheHedgehog3
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It has been less than a week
Bro my friend's island is crazy. This is the path to his house #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch
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Homestuck is great because it can trend on Twitter with a caption saying "Twitter users reflect on series that they are glad they 'dodged a bullet' by not watching" and people who adore Homestuck for its creative storytelling will 99 times out of 100 say "yeah thats valid"
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Been getting multiple replies about other things flagged as for kids by Youtube. Here's a good list -Cupcakes HD -Songs from Friendship is Witchcraft -Panty & Stocking -Hazbin Hotel clips -Cropped Porn Videos -Happy Tree Friends clips What a trainwreck
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I know it's tacky to share my own tumblr posts here, but I cannot stop thinking about this...........
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I saw people complaining about #TransDayOfVisibility saying "WHY DONT CIS PEOPLE GET A DAY?" like my dude. Your day is the day right after..........
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He wasn’t even on Cribs…
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I defend a lot of The Last Jedi since I think it’s legitimately pretty great, but the backseating of Finn is absolutely my biggest gripe. Absolutely robbed.
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Sans reaction from @PaperBoxHouse and myself
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If you think that you can’t have an impact on the rest of the world, there are millions of people who feel uncomfortable buying wonder bread because of one person
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Changed my mind I dont think I like my new job anymore
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