Neurosurgeon Resident , Mentored by Kipchumba Murkomen — the blueprint I follow, the standard I aim to surpass.
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This video😢 nitter.app/ahmxdmayed/status/1157…
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I was born with something inside of me that refuses to settle for average. I want the best of the best for my life.
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Living in Accra is so annoying you open your door to let a fly out then boom!!! 6 mosquitoes 2 cockroaches 1 rat and 2 jehovah witnesses come in.
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iPhone 11 will be out tomorrow but some of us are still saving money to buy iPhone 7+ this life😂💔 #Apple #AppleEvent
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Dear girls, the pain you feel during your menses is the same pain we feel when we give you money😹😹😹💔
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🗣️ “My first impressions, I am very happy because I work with great players and I know I will improve here.” 🔴
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Unpopular opinion: Messi fans appreciate Ronaldo but Ronaldo fans talk like Messi is one shitty player.
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Someone said moving from Facebook to twitter is an example of rural-urban migration 😂😂😂.
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We africans are always complaining about racism but we allow tribalism to eat our nations up!
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Dear future wife, my salary is for both of us and yours is for you alone.😌
Your future husband ❤️
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Ghanaian traders' favourite line when they want to dupe you:
“I don't sell it like that ooo but because this is your first time coming here” 😹😹😹💔
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University life is simple, attend lectures for attendance then go home and teach yourself.
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Burna boy doesn’t hide his feelings
Burna boy doesn’t lick asses
Burna boy doesn’t sugar coat stuff
Burna boy says things as they are
Be like Buna boy.
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You’ll always get whatever you want when you realize you are the one who has to get up and go get it.
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Now there's a new zone called 'status zone' you just watch each others' statuses no hard feelings 😂😂😂
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Guys choose one from each row...
A, Sarkodie B, Shatta wale
A, FIFA B, PES
A, Benz B, BMW
A, Nike B, Adidas
Me: AAAB😎
Comment and rt let's goo🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽
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At what age did you realize smartphones are classified as digital devices because we manipulate them with our fingers?
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If you were to be given free citizenship in any country in the world which country will you choose?
Me: UK 🇬🇧
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The truth is, girls can love you genuinely and still want little things from you...Yes, they are materialistic in nature. So bro, don't come here and rant "Girls are materialistic" just speed up your wallet game so you don't lose the love of your life.
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Your mates are getting married you're here and all you know is “men are trash” “men are trash” wo ti sɛ kamboo😂😂😂💔
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Ronaldo fan: *hiding under the bed*
Armed Robbers:
Ronaldo fan:
Armed Robber 1: Messi is the GOAT
Ronaldo fan: Where is his international trophy?
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Don't fall for pictures you see on social media because body odour, mouth odour and bad character don't show online.
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I created a fake account and I’ve been chatting with my roommate for about a week now. I told him I’m coming over today and guess what? Our room is now clean af!
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I prefer twitter to instagram because I’m more interested in how people think than how they look.
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How girls take shots...
White girls: Hey handsome, I think I like you.
Black girls: Big head...
Say hello to her for me...
I don't want her to come and beat me o.
Africans will never be straight 😂💔
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Someone said some girls are beautiful from afar but if you get close to them they're far from beautiful 🤣🤣🤣💔
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