dr. b 🐐@CheckTheResume

Doctor of Philosophy. Author. I do it all. God first always.

 Birmingham, AL
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Joined February 2010
McGraw-Hill gotta be overwhelmed making these new history books
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Them hoes $99 keep scrolling y’all
10TV@10TV
20 Jun 2018
New adult push pops contains more alcohol than a glass of wine bit.ly/2I37IDH #10TV
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Niggas about to pull out they calculators again
TMZ
@TMZ
2 Apr 2020
Jeff Bezos Donates $100 Million to Help Nation's Food Banks dlvr.it/RT3z02
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Nigga eating on the mayflower
Ninja
@Ninja
28 Nov 2019
Thanksgiving dinner
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He killed a nigga in Walmart
WELCOME TO SUPER VEGETA’S BIG BANG ATTACK@D_Kosher_Bruh
27 Sep 2019
I like DaBaby but I generally don’t believe he’s about that life he’s rapping about
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TURN THE GODDAMN NEWS ON
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Coronavirus listening to that Dreams & Nightmares intro
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Everytime somebody say Rona a hoax, Rona drop a 30 point triple double
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My nigga fell like he was selling a stone cold stunner lmaooooo
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Nigga FUCK that snake
The Dodo@dodo
11 Mar 2018
This snake is super deadly, so this guy's saving his life VERY carefully 🐍💚

Guy Rescues Poisonous Snake From Can

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No you may not
Claire Huxtable 💋🐈‍⬛🍯✨@makalibaby
26 Sep 2018
Fuck sex. Can i call you at 2 am and tell you about my latest conspiracy theories and business plans for the future?
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Meek probably zip lined out the mansion like Shawn Michaels
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OH BROTHER LOOK AT MR SLEEP NUMBER OVER HERE
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The whole first row can disappear
Rap Hub
@RapHubDaily
26 Feb 2024
Kanye has one of the greatest discographies of all time 💿
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0 because I’m not a moron
Geechi@ThatDakari
7 Nov 2023
How many flights have y‘all missed?
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Shaved panther lung
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700K miles?! That nigga drove to Jerusalem
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“What yo ass say Batman?! Oh hell naw”
Big Kahuna@TheMSeries1
7 May 2021
Steve Harvey as Bane
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All that walking he post on social media he can walk his ass down and sign it today
*Walter Bloomberg
@DeItaone
10 Mar 2021
WHITE HOUSE SAYS BIDEN WILL SIGN COVID RELIEF BILL FRIDAY AFTERNOON
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You eating one of them donuts from the Simpsons
Menace ² Society@kingtrelll
19 Aug 2023
me > y’all
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A healthy and unfreaky Zion sending Wemby to Valhalla
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“You went crazy with that colored pencil this morning”
BASSically🅱️@ThisAintBrine
13 Mar 2024
How do you politely tell a woman she drawing her eyebrows too big?
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I been keeping it alive
A Thick Legend@IAmShannonAli
6 Oct 2025
We really gotta start calling people stupid again.
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In the club like Trish Stratus
Big Juice@GodElJay
21 May 2021
Bitches be wearing lingerie and 1s lmaoooooo
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That ain't no ribeye that's a gorilla Achilles
🤘🏿@MicFizzle
18 Aug 2017
Dollar Tree has 3-5 ounce ribeye steaks for $1 and the broke boy in me is intrigued
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Farts about to sound like the horns from the Dey Know sample
jimmy johns started slavery@FarFrumPerfect
9 Oct 2021
God yes
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I would’ve been playing QB in a moncler goodell would’ve had to fine me whatever
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Hell I need the right answer first
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Replying to @shOoObz
Them lashes crazy
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Relieved got me weak lmfao
45th & Avenue B@Lil_MarcD
15 Aug 2023
After niggas “relieved” me of my chain and bracelet in 2015. I got a gun and I stopped wearing that flashy ass jewelry
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OH BROTHER LOOK AT MR CDC OVER HERE
Big Juice@GodElJay
24 Jul 2020
Had to curve a bad bitch cause she ain’t have a mask on.
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They gotta extend weekends. This shit ridiculous
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QB Deshaun Watson (horny) listed out for Sunday’s opener vs Jacksonville
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
10 Sep 2021
Texans officially ruled out QB Deshaun Watson for Sunday’s opener vs Jacksonville. He was listed on injury report as “not injury related.”
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Man a nigga in akademiks quotes talking about “akademiks got time today 😂” where is yall pops on God
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Mufasa looking like KRS One
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Replying to @ThatDakari
I want that nigga in prison man
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Drake shut down the whole restaurant to talk about what her report card lookin like
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Nigga look like a chili contest judge
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Harambe was dragging that lil nigga through the water like a wheelbarrow
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Replying to @coach_hanoj
That needs to be defined?
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0 hoes
The Crossover@TheCrossover
20 Jun 2019
Bol Bol is 🕷🕸 man
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I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!
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Y’all should’ve kept that
Texas Football
@TexasFootball
2 Jun 2019
More than football. Highest semester GPA in team history. #ThisIsTexas #HookEm
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Earl Thomas beat TMZ to it. Nigga think he That’s So Raven
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Congrats to them 5 niggas
Forbes
@Forbes
16 Jun 2021
Biden has now cancelled $3 billion of student loans: trib.al/IHwQZlD
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Man this shit have me crying every time I see it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
chules (dimwit)@notyouknowsimba
26 Nov 2021
unc is FULL been sitting like this for 45 minutes
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Tee grizzley make music for niggas who kick ice under the refrigerator
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