Dear Cathulhu,

| @ottionhl 100 GTD WL giveaway | "So, what do your sources tell you about Illumeownatis?" asked the agent, not knowing he's being heard by a group of Ottis. Guess the correct number of Ottis present in the picture and submit: airtable.com/apphzZumrrPyGML…

New to Catbal? Discover what we stand for with our latest Magnum Opawus. Catbalio

Pawtrait Gallery has arrived: pawtrait.catbal.io/ Catbal's premiere soulbound NFT collection is a love letter to Catbal contributors, a curated list of power users and/or bozos, a nostalgic snapshot of a specific time in the history of @HyperliquidX. 🧵

Catbalian NFTs Update Dear Acolytes, From the depths of the void, we rise again. After much deliberation, we have forged not one, but two NFT collections: - Pawtrait Gallery (Soulbound) - Illumeownati (Speculative) Discover their purpose 🧵

Dear Acolytes, After months of trials and tests, the long awaited journey back home begins. Prepare to illumeownate yourselves with Catbal’s second NFT collection: Illumeownati. Find out everything you need to know in this long read 🧵

It’s the meowment of truth, Acolyte. Take destiny into your paws and join the Illumeownati. @LootLiquid • 05/09 (Friday) • 6 PM UTC

| Catbal Community Grand Raffle: 150 GTD T1 spots | Only those who deserve it will be rewarded. Those who know our history and share our values. Search, communicate, and share. Your strength lies in working hand in hand. Good luck, acolytes: tinyurl.com/mr489mdm

| 100 GTD Spots, @baldbrothers_ | As we enter Meowvolution phase, @baldbrothers_ have allocated 100 spots for the acolytes of the not-so-secretive cat organization. Hosting the giveaway on @Hyper_Raid, do grab a spot for yourself, with meowster granting some kitty luck ↓ hyperraid.xyz/raids/jh7avv9d… Art made by the Baldy team

Illumeownati wallet checker is live! Find it here: checker.catbal.io/ How it works?

| @Illiquid_nft 50 GTD WL Giveaway | According to our scrolls cats hold a secret of matter itself… They can fit almost anywhere and take the shape of the container they are in. What does this say about them? The hint is in the picture. Answer here: airtable.com/apphzZumrrPyGML…

| 75 GDT WL @lsd888onhypeevm l *bell sound* woops, dish was made quicker than expected! Ugh, the smoke! Before we eat it, I have to ask you a question. It seems something disappeared since we started cooking. What was it? Drop your answer here: tinyurl.com/mu78tapp

Unfortunately a cat has walked on our dev's laptop and pressed "4" instead of "2" in the mint price column. On behalf the dev and his cat - we sincerely apologize for this little hiccup! Mint price is now correctly set to 2 Hype and everyone will receive a refund very soon.

Shhh… do you hear that? The bells are ringing. We are now witnessing @HyperliquidX’s coronation.

| Mystery GA 40 GTD 60 FCFS | A scroll was delivered to the gates of Catbal castle. On it a strange, broken sentence. “Must be a cipher,” thought Meowstrowsky. “If only someone could help me decipher it...” Your help is needed here: tinyurl.com/56f9dr2d

| 50 GDT WL @Hypaos | bzzt... static... screen flickering. Sooo... you want to crack the code, young Acolyte? You see the arrows at the top of the screen? Provide the sequence. Enter the cheat code: airtable.com/apphzZumrrPyGML…

| Locals Only 30 WL Giveaway | You meet a mysterious man. He offers to take your photo. You smile for the lens… and it clicks. A forgotten memory resurfaces: cats chanting in a temple. You look around, he's gone. What kind of camera was it? Answer: tinyurl.com/mrxshynm

And we're finished! I truly hope you enjoyed our little show. We'll minting the rest of supply for treausry. Illumeownati becomes, to quote, "tradingable" around 2pm UTC. Thank you from the bottom of my catbalian heart to everyone who participated, GM

Dear Pawawans, Proudly announcing Illumeownati - our very first collection of royal feline portraits. Key Facts: - Public mint with a whitelist - 1776 PFPs - Divided into 5 evolving tiers connected to $CATBAL holdings - Each tier entitles to different perks - 1 $CATBAL mint price - 2% secondary market royalties - 80% of profits used for $CATBAL buyback, 20% for development Mint coming soon. More details below. 1. Roadmap Phase 1: Taking Care of the current PFP Holders (January) - Manually collecting wallet addresses and whitelisting them to specific tiers Phase 2: Public Mint (February / March) Access Tiers: - Tier I: 100 $CATBAL in wallet and/or T1 whitelist spot - Tier II: ≥0.1% of $CATBAL supply and/or T2 whitelist spot - Tier III: ≥0.5% of $CATBAL supply and/or T3 whitelist spot - Tier IV: ≥1% of $CATBAL supply and/or T4 whitelist spot - Tier V: ≥1.5% of $CATBAL supply and/or T5 whitelist spot Mint Details: - Duration: 24 hours - Price: 1 $CATBAL - Limit: 1 NFT per wallet - Verification: On-chain balance check - Supply: Limited per tier (see 2. for details) How to get on the whitelist? - Raffles and giveaways - Some whitelist spots for partner communities Phase 3: Dutch Auctions (Post-Mint) All un-minted Tier III, IV, and V NFTs from Phase 2 will be made available through Dutch auctions. Auction Mechanics: - 24-hour auction window - Highest bidder wins Phase 4: NFTs Evolution (Post-Mint) Once minted, you can upgrade your NFT by collecting Experience Points (XP) through community tasks and through the upcoming GameFi experience. XP Tiers - Tier II: 1000 XP - Tier III: 5000 XP - Tier IV: 10000 XP - Tier V: 25000 XP 2. PFP Tiers Tier I: The Acolyte [Max 1,461 spots] 100 $CATBAL in wallet and/or T1 whitelist spot Perks: - 1 randomly generated, trait-based PFP Tier II: Initiated [Max 200 spots] ≥0.1% of $CATBAL supply and/or T2 whitelist spot Perks: - 1 randomly generated, trait-based PFP - Basic physical merchandise swagpack (T&Cs apply) Tier III: Catbalian Councillors [Max 80 spots] ≥0.5% of $CATBAL supply and/or T3 whitelist spot Perks: - 1 hand made, custom, static artwork created by our art team - Premium merchandise (Catbalian Lootbox; T&Cs apply) Tier IV: Cathulhu's Chosen [Max 20 spots] ≥1% of $CATBAL supply and/or T4 whitelist spot - All previous tier benefits - Limited edition merchandise (Catbalian Purramid) - Custom animated artwork created by our art team - 0.1% company shares - IP co-ownership Tier V: High Table Member [Max 15 spots] ≥1.5% of $CATBAL supply and/or T5 whitelist spot - All previous tier benefits - Custom merchandise - 0.25% company shares - IP co-ownership - Real-world assets (RWA) access More details will be announced in the upcoming days and weeks. Catbalio

As Illumeownati crosses the first milestone - 10k $HYPE vol on HyperEVM - I wanted to say: Thank you to everyone who’s been part of this 1+ year journey. Catbal wouldn’t exist without you. And a reminder; Catbal’s true mission is simple: to onboard more souls into Hyperliquid.

Illumeownati do not act alone—they belong to a group of frens and buddies. Here are some of the communities we have whitelisted for the upcoming mint. Listed in random order

Coming tsoon to HyperEVM

Catbal. But on HyperEVM. Stay tuned

Happy $HYPE ATH for all those that celebrate

Do you?

Dear cats, As we are patiently waiting for our esteemed whales to mint their T2-T5s, we decided to open the gates to the secondary market tomorrow at 2pm UTC. Wai so long?? Timezones, weekend traffic, rest. In the meantime, phase 2 is still ongoing for the next 12 hours.

Say meow to heaven.

Give me your bozos, your trenchors, Your huddled masses yearning to break the bank, The banned cats of your overpopulated group chats. Send these, the brokies, liquidation stricken to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden Catbalio door!

Wake up, cat. Illumeownati art reveal is in progress! The metadata update is propagating along HyperEVM. Check your wallets and NFT marketplaces. A few notes in the thread below 🧵

Led by what cannot be seen, only felt.

It seems our purrayers have been heard.

The night is almost over - says the Queen

| 50 GTD WL @Mancers_hl | Sometimes we get lost in a maze of shadows. But there's always a way. You just gotta find the right symbols to guide you. Start from the entrance. Then tell us the way to the center: tinyurl.com/5x5m2yap

Operation Hyperliquid also known as Jellygate Hyperliquid

Something’s bubbling in the microwave… is it mac’n’cheese? A magic mushroom sandwich? Or something far stranger? There’s only one way to find out. You’ve to hit 400 likes under this post for the doors to open. PS: take a good look at the microwave

| 50 WL OG STAGE PRESALE @HypeFunAi | 7.5 million cycles earlier, the Deep Meowught was asked a question. 7.5 million cycles later, the Deep Meowught spoke. Now it’s your turn to decipher his answer. Answer here: tinyurl.com/ypndnusa

Some say the 8th of August marks the day of Catbalio, quietly celebrated by acolytes worldwide. On such occasions, a passage from the Book of Catbal is fit. *opens a random page* "Cats never fall, they merely recalibrate with the earth below." - BoC, On Cat's Nature

| 40 GTD + 60 @Monoku_NFT WL, FCFS | They lost track, now you must track. How many purry fiends can you spot? Drop your guess below ↓ airtable.com/apphzZumrrPyGML… /\_/\ ( o.o ) 🐾 > ^ <

Begin your pilgrimeowage now on @LootLiquid! Phase 1 lasts for 12 hours! After 12 hours we'll begin Phase 2, which lasts for another 24h! PS: If you don't make it in Phase 1, you can still mint in Phase 2. May Cathulhu be with you, GM

The Cartomeowcienne has something to tell you, fren. Tsoon 🐈‍⬛🔮

Six thousand Catbalios. Thank you!

Third eye blinking.

$CATBAL snapshot has been taken! Thank you to everyone who participated. Here’s how many wallets made it into Phase 2 (FCFS): - T5: 17 - T4: 7 - T3: 22 - T2: 63 - T1: 680 Next step: wallet checker, 03.09. Catbalio

$CATBAL snapshot happens tomorrow Day: Sept 1st Hours: Between ~9 AM → ~11 AM CET Eligible: HyperCore & HyperEVM holders + LP pawviders Wallet checker opens two days later, on 03.09, link soon. If something changes, we’ll meow you know.

Catbal lives in the archetypal dreamscape, deep within your subconscious, where the barren becomes sacred.

Illumeownati is now "tradingable". We encourage you to use our homegrown NFT marketplaces - @LootLiquid and @drip__trade. Please enjoy!

below endless falls above world's highest peaks we always land on four paws through the power of camaraderie with this power of mine, I summon...

Phase 2 is now open and will last for 24 hours! After that we open secondary. GL!

The phoenix is a legendary immortal bird that cyclically regenerates or is otherwise born again. Associated with the sun, a phoenix obtains new life by rising from the ashes of its predecessor. Some legends say it dies in a show of flames and combustion.

Gmeow from the All Seeing Eye, peeking at you from the other side

Dear Acolytes, Happy to announce that @ellie_nfts has ascended as the Oracle of Catbal - Meowthia*! Our collaboration officially begins at the start of October. A new chapter in the Book of Catbal is about to be written. *essentially an intern ;d Catbalio

What are Catbalian chants? Who whispers of Cathulhu? And what exactly is the purrphecy? Seeking entry into the non-existing cat organization? All is (not) revealed here: linktr.ee/catbalhl

Big thanks to the @LSD888onhypeevm for the 1-1 contribution to our treasury! And here’s a little hint for the faithful - they still have 1 WL left for the raffle 👀

If someone asks you "what is Catbal?", just show them this picture of Catrioshkas.

Will you answer the call?

Announcing Catbal x @Vegas_HL: The Grand Poker Tournament Your one and only chance to win WL spots for T3, T4, and T5 Illumeownati NFTs. WEN: Sunday, 31 August, 10:00 AM UTC → Monday, 1 September, 10:00 PM UTC (36 hours total) Full details below

7000 Catbalios. Time to expand the network of Lodges and go global. Thank you!

Last night, as usual before going to bed, I picked up the Book of Catbal. “It's gotten a little thicker,” I noticed. “The acolytes must have gotten to the book in search of WLs. What did they leave there?” And I began to study it.

Seventeen thousand Catbalios in one place. Are we an industry already? If so, we're in the industry of dream weaving. Dream of Catbalification 🎵

On this historic day, Catbal solemnly declares that our Telegram Assembly has reached two thousand devoted comrades. Long live Catbal. Long live the Meowvolution.

From the depths of Hypertrench. Catbalio.

Hypurrs uniting the chain like its Berlin 9 November 1989 Catbalios, Hypios, Pipsters and more, all coming together Hypermemes

Higherliquid (Catbal had nothing to do with it)

The Codex pulses as @Monoku_NFT enters the stream. Cathulhu calls on the acolytes to recover Lost Paintings in the depths of Hyperliquid. Catbal answers.

Getting Catbalpilled, visualized

The moment of truth...the Great Unveiling.

Magnificent, aren't they? *Star Meows music blasting in the background* Thanks to all of you who made it happen! Catbalio

As a way to say "thank you" to everyone who rocks and/or rocked the best-selling Catbal trait in Hypio's collection, we're giving away 10 NFTs to Hypios. T4 goes to @zeeepio, the other 9 will be distributed by him.

It seems things move in cycles, like the Meowroboros, forever chasing its tail.

The heart and soul of our movement

So that’s what I’ve been trying to explain to you, cat 🫨

Golden Bull(run)

Meet Meowzaru, Kikpawzaru, and Tailwazaru. In Catbalian Japanese creole, it means: "Hear, see, or speak no evil, and be spared from evil."

The Cat does not force the ox to move. The ox does not resist the Cat’s weight. Together they flow with the Meow. This is Wu Wei: effortless action, in harmony with the Meow.

Illumeownating the way, day after day

1776 marks the total supply of Illumeownati. Why? Two great events reshaped history in that year: - Founding of the Illuminati in Pawaria - Declaration of Independence in Ameowrica Today we announce the Declaration of Giveaway. 6 Hypurrs will receive 6 Illumeownati!

The markets move according to an ancient maxim: the Cat above is as the Cat below, and the Cat below reflects the Cat above.

You look uninitiated

HYPERLIQUID

Catbal's message is simple: achievements > mindless obedience. No leaders on @HyperliquidX but @chameleon_jeff

I wasn’t sure if I should write this. I don’t want to jeopardize anyone tied to Catbal. But with the spirit of Hyperliquid at stake, and as we face a turning point, I see no other option. 🧵

Sneak peek of the upcoming trailer for Illumeownati, titled „Paws of Destiny” 🐈‍⬛🔮

Circle, square, triangle. An endless spirit wrapped in material flesh, on a journey beyond. That’s the fate of the Catbalian Acolyte.

"In the middle of the journey of our life I found myself on a strange hill, where the straight way was lost." - Dante Aligatto, The Feline Comedy

Gmeow from the Summoning Room. Hope you enjoyed the experience so far! We will be switching OFF the minting process now for about 26 minutes. We will then open Phase 2 (holding phase) at 6am UTC. This Phase will last for 24 hours. We'll then open secondary. Best, GM

This is the last thing you see before you get liquidated ...et tu, Purrte?

Coucou Hyperliquid

To all the fallen trench warriors: You've built the floor we now have the privilege to stand on. Catbalio

Don’t forget to touch the moss on the Temple’s outer walls. For Cathulhu lies not only in the realm of digital.

“When awakened, Catbalini rises upward, pierces the six lotuses and reaches the region of the Meowsrara. Then the mind becomes absorbed and the aspirant enters into Purradhi.” - Pawsy Tailanda, Catbalini Yoga

You'll never silence tha meow of tha meowless

We are all just cats, preaching to the void, hoping someone meows back. (Thanks to all 9000 of you!)

Dear Solana Maxis, We encourage you to leave the trenches and embrace the Catbalian salon.

A little Catbalian trivia for the weekend, @Hypurrfun coded

Hype peaked because an ex-OF creator dropped a post? Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like uh, your opinion, man.

Big day for the Lodge tomorrow — our first Catbal Space! Chatting with @qlabsofficial @HypurrFi @ValantisLabs and @HybraFinance about New Opportunities on HyperEVM. 16:00 UTC. Don’t miss it, acolyte! nitter.app/i/spaces/1BRKjgAzoaBGw

„Who controls the paws controls the future. Who controls the present controls the paws!”

Based Catbal-LO! Dear acolytes, we’re excited to announce our cross-partnership: Catbal × Locals Only × @BasedOneX Illumeownati T3–T5 holders & Top 500 Locals Only holders will get +5% XP between 4th October to 11th October.

Short statement regarding Illumeownation A few weeks ago @tanknezaar, now ex-core member of Catbal, was approached by a serial rugger @justcallvaga. Later I was told by Tank about Vaga's plan to launch Illumeownati (important: this was the planned name of the token). 🧵

SHOCKED🫨 I spent 100 hours in Fortnite… and discovered it’s all based on a secret Catbal op that started with Battle Royale (2000) movie 🐈‍⬛🏝️