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What level of cognitive dissonance is required for a person to obsess over Hunter Biden but not be bothered by this?
BREAKING: President Trump’s memecoin, $TRUMP, surges as much as +65% after he announces that the top 220 holders will get to have dinner with him.
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It's not inflation, It's just a one time 54% rise in prices
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So now there are no tariffs but the S&P 500 is 7% lower and the world hates us. I'm not built for 4D chess
This means: US has tariffs on essentially all imports from Canada and Mexico, but all tariffs are also deferred on mostly all products. So tariffs on everything, except everything
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He's successfully negotiated against himself
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$META has zero net cash ( net of debt + operating leases). At the beginning of the year they had $30 billion of net cash. The cash burn is real
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Crypto is a hedge against having money
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Friend just told me he was quoted $10,700 on a container from China he paid $19,000 for 3 months ago and most of the drop came in the last few weeks. The Fed is looking in the rearview mirror
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Private equity bought the burger chain Sonic and tried to cut wages h/t @GrantsPub
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Signing a non binding deal with OpenAI is the new adding a .com to your name
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One can argue that with the 5% drop in $AAPL today the last hidey hole in tech is finally dropping. Selling the winners tends to happen at the end of a decline
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All the talk about the multi strat funds, like Millenium & Citadel, ignores that most of what they do is not stock picking. It's what the Wall Street trading desks used to do before the Volcker Rule. Bond arb, convert arb, merger arb, currencies & commodities etc.
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This OpenAI/ $AMD deal feels like a jump the shark moment. The deal structure is just so stupidly unbelievable
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The good news is my kids can look forward to prosperous American jobs sewing t-shirts and assembling iPhones
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I lived through the internet bubble and the housing bubble and the entire time many people were calling it a bubble. The idea it can't be a bubble because people are saying it, is nonsense. Timing the end is difficult but that's another matter
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Where in the economic textbooks does it say that 20% unemployment leads to a nation of daytraders that buy record amounts of calls?
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Never saw a recession where tech and financial employees are laid off while the average Joe is getting a raise
Jefferies Financial Group shrinks staff by 5%. It’s the first of several Wall Street firms to unveil layoffs ow.ly/9OxN10443TO
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On Friday Cathie sold $AAPL and $FB to buy more $PLTR. She has been doing this for thee past 2 weeks. Significantly raising the risk of the portfolio with the S&P 500 less than 4% off all time highs. What happens to her in a bear market?
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China Evergrande is not a real issue for the US imo. The issue is that the market hasn't corrected in a year and everyone is long to their eyeballs
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S&P 500 rallies 400 points, pulls back 50 and the "told ya so" crowd is out in force. Probably means rally isn't over
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If this is the level of due diligence in private credit, it could get ugly
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Replying to @biancoresearch
The reason the money was leaving was because startups were burning cash and not raising any. The money was not leaving in search of higher yield. You lose credibility when you invent things
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Xi Jinping welded peoples' doors shut during covid. Trump caved on tariffs as soon as the stock market went down. Who do you think can hold out longer?
Some have suggested that because China takes a very long-term view, China can ‘win’ a trade war with the U.S. which, according to the conventional view, is a much shorter-term player than China. The problem with this assessment is that the longer the tariffs persist, the more rapidly every company that has a supply chain based in China relocates it to India, Vietnam, Mexico, the U.S. or some other country. China has to understand this dynamic, which is why it should be highly incentivized to make a trade deal as quickly as possible. Unless it is clear that a company can continue to source from China on economically viable terms, it must leave the country. The longer high tariffs persist, the greater the likelihood that no company can be confident it can rely on China for sourcing or production over the long term. This is true for US and non-US companies. As a long-term player, China must understand this dynamic. The China tariffs are very damaging in the short term to companies that rely on China for a large percentage of their goods or for parts to make their products. This is particularly true for small companies who don’t have the wherewithal to weather the storm. If the tariffs were to persist, our government could provide loans to help companies manage their transitions out of China, but I don’t think this will be necessary. The tariffs are similarly damaging for medium-size and large businesses, but their greater financial resources allow them to better manage the tariff burden until they can relocate production outside of China. In light of the above, both China and the U.S. are highly incentivized to take the tariffs down to more reasonable levels — say 10% to 20% — as quickly as possible. The only thing stopping the reduction in tariffs to a more sensible level is the fear on the part of both countries’ leadership of looking weak. A pause, however, would not be a sign of weakness because it requires both countries to take down their tariffs. It is just common sense. Both countries know that the 145% tariffs have to come down now. They are just trying to manage the diplomacy in such a manner to make clear that it is a mutual decision as opposed to one country ‘going first’. So let’s imagine the U.S. and China agree to a 180-day pause to allow for negotiations to take place. Once the pause is announced, China would be highly incentivized to make a deal as quickly as possible, whereas we have time on our side. This is true because the longer the tariffs persist, the greater the reputational damage to China as a reliable country in which to do business, and therefore the higher the probability that US and non-US companies will leave. A lower level of tariffs in the short term will enable companies to better manage the transition out of China. It is a near certainty they will leave unless and until a new and highly favorable deal is made with China. Even then, no company will be confident it can rely on China for a major portion of its supply chain. That cake is already baked. There is no board of directors or management team who will ever again feel comfortable relying on China for a major portion of their supply chain. The damage has been done. The only hope for China as a place to do business is for China to immediately come to the table and make a deal which provides permanent commitments addressing IP theft, forced technology transfer, market access restrictions, tariffs, and other barriers to doing business in China. If instead China stubbornly decides to hold out and not negotiate due to pride or other emotional issues, China will suffer that much more severe and permanent economic consequences. In China holds out, I expect we will launch a loan program to enable US companies to better manage the exit from China. Time is the friend of the US and the enemy of China’s in this negotiation. A pause and negotiations should therefore begin soon. Tell me why I am wrong.
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BAML clients holding their largest equity position ever. This isn't a survey. It's actual positioning
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All those attacking Navarro are doing so because attacking Trump directly is treason. But we all know who the dumbest MFer is
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Literally every market strategist outlook for 2023: "Market tanks at start of 2023, we make a low 1st/half/quarter and then rally into year end"
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In 25+ years observing markets there aren't many thing I have not seen. I have never seen a hot market where there are hardly any IPOs and secondaries. This is a new one
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I counted roughly $24 billion of secondary offerings this week, possibly a record. This gets zero mentions in any narrative on why the market may be down this week
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The compounder bros spent the last five years making fun of value and now they are puking their hold forever stocks at value prices
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Trump wants to starts a tariff war on services, while the US is by far the largest exporter of services. How is it possible for somebody to be so stupid?
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GS saying largest degrossing in a 5 day period over last 10 years cc @MadThunderdome
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Both GS and MS prime brokerage reporting that nets came down over the past week. I was quite shocked as I thought last week people finally partially embraced the rally. Professional investors still very defensively positioned
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MS Prime Brokerage reporting that net exposure is at the 10th percentile since 2010. While hedge funds don't have to buy they certainly don't have a ton more to sell. If the market is going to go a lot lower than a new seller needs to emerge
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Bought S&P puts because I hate money
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My kids just built the best snowman I have ever seen
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$WMT free cash flow 2015 = $16.5 billion $WMT free cash flow 2025 = $12.7 billion Current $WMT FCF yield = 1.5% The stock is up 400% over that time period People used to think $WMT was being put out of business by $AMZN. Quite frankly not sure what they are thinking now
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I will never get over how investors were bearish 3 trading days ago with the market 7% lower and will be bullish by the end of the week. And not a damn thing changed
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Replying to @conorsen
The loud, progressive wing needs to be ignored. The Democrats need to focus on regular people problems and not identity politics nonsense
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Gartman coming out of retirement to save the market 'I think it's the beginning of a bear market': Dennis Gartman bnnbloomberg.ca/investing/vi…
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Friend who manufactures in China said factories shutting down for the New Year in China January 15 instead of February 1 because the virus has gotten very bad again. Going to be massive shortages of goods
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In the Spring of 2008 the market had a huge rally that took the market close to it's all time highs. This happened even though Bear Stearns sold for close to nothing, the housing market was a wreck and subprime was still imploding
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Piece of plywood now almost $60. Was close to $20 pre covid
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Great example of why President is far less important than people think for economy/ stock market
Oil & gas stock index returns under Obama: E&P +65% Services +47% MLPs +206% under Trump: E&P -72% Services -88% MLPs -46% 1. Market trends crush politics 2. Partial explanation for Texas turning purple 3. I'm guessing neither man likes these numbers
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Trump wins, Elon joins Administration, $TSLA goes up 100% Elon to leave the Administration in May, $TSLA +6.5% You cannot trade $TSLA based on logic. Need to ask yourself, what would an idiot do?
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Did I miss the part in the Snowball where Buffett took an annual 1.5% fee for managing Berkshire?
I first learned about Warren Buffett from a college classmate when I was 20 years old. Four years later, I read my first Berkshire Hathaway shareholder letter and I was inspired to become an investor. When I entered the investment business at 26 and started a small hedge fund with $3 million under management, I thought that perhaps some day I could build a diversified holding company like Berkshire with an extraordinary long-term record. One of the most compelling parts of the Berkshire story is its modest beginnings. Berkshire was a dying textile company losing out to foreign competitors. The story of how Buffett bought control of the company, redirected cash from a dying business into an insurance company, a bank, manufacturing businesses, a railroad, a securities portfolio, and more, over time, is legendary. A big part of the appeal of Berkshire is that anyone who could afford one share, about $20 back in the early 1960s, could participate in the compounding of that value over time. At 4pm, we are going to announce a potential transaction which, if completed, will provide me and my firm with the opportunity to create our own, you might say, modern-day version of Berkshire. Fortunately, our starting base of assets won't be a dying textile company, but a very good business. We will adopt similar, long-term, shareholder-oriented principles to Berkshire, and we intend to hold the stock forever. If you find any of the above interesting, please read my 4pm post and join me and my team on our X presentation tomorrow at 9am. After the formal part of the presentation, we will launch an X Spaces where we will take questions from the participants in the order in which they are asked, until you have no further questions. If you decide you like what we are doing, we welcome you to join us as a partner, and buy a share or two.
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$AAPL accounts for the entire7 point gain in the S&P 500 right now. Talk about a narrow market.
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Seasonally, the low of December is the 10th trading day and today is the 10th trading day (chart from CXO Advisory)
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Lost my wallet in the toy section at Target. A family of Central American immigrants drove up to my house and returned it with all the cash in there and refused a reward. Shocking in this day and age (in a really good way)
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Even though the US had access to vaccines months before most countries, the US now has one of the lowest vaccination rates in the developed world. There is no vaccine for stupid
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We traded senile for insane
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Can't wait for the growth/tech guys to lose so much money that they become dark & twisted like the EFT guys. It builds character
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I have said some stuff out of anger that had zero upside, but this is a masterclass
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I'm going to be broke, but at least I will own the libs
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Replying to @kamilkazani
Your bias against Israel is quite obvious but I do appreciate the attempt to hide it
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It gets better *TRUMP: NO INTENTION OF FIRING POWELL *TRUMP: NEVER HAD INTENTION OF FIRING POWELL
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People were bending over backwards to explain why the market was shooting up. Election, vaccines, risk free rates of return etc.. Turns out a guy in Japan with more money than brains was buying billions of dollars of call options
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You know things are messed up when Rennaisance is losing money *RENAISSANCE DOWN ABOUT 8% FOR APRIL AS OF LAST FRIDAY: FT
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The tariffs are so destructive that they will get rolled back. The only question is how much permanent damage will be done by the time that happens
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I shorted some $700 strike $TSLA calls expiring in a couple of weeks. Keep me in your prayers
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As @hmeisler has said $TSLA is the closest thing to 1999 that has happened since. If you didn't live through it imagine $TSLA X 50 stocks
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Buffett makes the argument that low rates equal much higher than average valuations. At the same time he argues that future interest rates are unknowable. By his own logic paying a high P/E is essentially a bet on interest rates staying low. How do you square the two statements?
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$ARKK has become a reinforcing loop: Good performance -> Inflows-> She buys more of her stocks -> people copy her stock picks-> her stocks do well -> Good performance -> Inflows
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I'm being told energy crashing because Zelensky being pressured into peace deal. Apparently, only energy stock holders believe that rumor because if it's true market should be ripping
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They aren't giving out flyers for car washes these days
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Starting Tuesday (Canadian market closed Monday) the 2022 capital plan for $SU goes into effect where 50% of FCF goes to buybacks, up from 33% in 2021. That means they will be repurchasing roughly 500k shares a day
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We have gone from employees demanding to work from the Bahamas to layoffs at tech companies in less than 6 months
$TWTR To Freeze Hiring, Rescind Some Offers And Cut Costs. Also, Head Of Consumer Kayvon Beykpour to leave
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My favorite stock for 2022 is $CHKP, Check Point Software ($113). I will first give a brief explanation of the business, then discuss valuation and why I think 2022 will be their year
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The narrative that states that have opened up aren't seeing the virus spread is false N. Carolina new cases
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I have been involved in markets for over 25 years and I never seen a self induced decline like this. We gave ourselves covid on purpose
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What could the Fed say at this point that hasn't been said? They are raising rates and tapering. Unless they say they doing 75 bps in a meeting than its known
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Phones have reached the point that PCs reached over a decade ago, where the newer phones are barely better than the older ones and there isn't a need to upgrade every 2 years
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Honey, a sex cult in the Bahamas stole our life savings. What's for dinner?
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Liquidations are leading to more liquidations. When this stops we will rip. The million dollar question is when this stops
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If you think cannabis will be a good business than read this. It's a commodity product that is very easy to grow
Oregon Grew More Cannabis Than Customers Can Smoke. Now Shops and Farmers Are Left With Mountains of Unwanted Bud. wweek.com/news/2018/04/18/or…
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Replying to @josephwang
Only the first $10,000 is and there is a standard deduction of 25,000 so most don’t even use it
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MS Prime Brokerage reporting hedge fund net leverage down to 45% or 14th percentile since 2010. Not what the bears want to see with the market 10% off the lows
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A brief summary of events today: -China puts tariffs on US goods that will have close to zero effect on actual trade in order to hurt the US stock market -Stock market trades higher -Trump takes the ball and runs it into the wrong end zone
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Would you trade one more nasty day in the market, if it meant Bill Ackman goes on CNBC and cries again?
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$META's $14 billion investment in Scale AI is via non marketable equity securities. I'm pretty sure this means none of the losses will run through the P&L. But the $14 billion is gone. This seems like it was purposely done to keep the costs off the income statement
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It's good we bailed them out on 3 separate occasions in the past year
AMERICAN AIRLINES TO INVEST IN EVTOL SPAC - CNBC $AAL
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I'm in the @hmeisler camp that we need a pullback and another rally to suck in the stragglers and get positioning overly bullish
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On average, the stock market is always up 12 months later. Statistics that show when X happens stock market is up 12 months later are pretty useless
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CBOE equity put/call 0.35. This is getting comical
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The new car market has loosened considerably. Was negotiating a new 2022 car this summer and dealer told me to piss off with my offer even though my offer was only $1,000 below sticker. Just got a text from dealer with an offer that was $5,000 less than what I offered for a 2023
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A few people have mentioned to me the Fear & Greed indicator. For some reason 2 of the inputs aren't updating so it's broken but @sentimentrader has a copycat indicator. It's at 28
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My stock of the year for 2025 is the health insurer $CI (latest closing price $281.86). They have a reliable, steady business model, that is more predictable than most of their peers. The entire industry has become less cyclical, but $CI is even less cyclical
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People like to say Buffett is old but he found a way to double $35 billion in a couple of years in $AAPL. What hedge fund manager can double that kind of money?
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If this is true than it's reasonable to assume that Trump promised the CEOs of $WMT etc. that tariffs will be lowered by the time their shipments arrive
REPORT: Walmart and Other U.S. Retailers Reportedly Notify Chinese Suppliers to Resume Shipments But Tariffs Cost Will be on U.S. Firms. Several Chinese exporters said that major U.S. retailers, including Walmart, have informed some Chinese suppliers to resume shipments after communicating with the U.S. government, with the tariffs to be borne by the American buyers. According to Hong Kong's Ming Pao, at the ongoing China Import and Export Fair (Canton Fair), multiple exporters mentioned that U.S. retail companies — including Walmart, home improvement retailer Home Depot, and Target — have notified Chinese suppliers to resume shipments that had been suspended due to the tariff battle that began earlier this month. The report said these U.S. retailers informed Chinese suppliers of the decision after meeting with President Trump at the White House on Monday
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Crude oil sentiment still close to one year low. Energy stocks better way to play the reopening from here than travel stocks imo
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Only Trump can spend a week railing against a bill he calls terrible and then sign it unchanged and call it good news. And then his followers adjust all their beliefs so that this makes perfect sense to them
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Given the risks of higher rates, inflation etc. valuations are now quite unattractive.
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Anyone still looking for a VIX over 40 and capitulation? Asking for a friend
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This is the bull case. Basically every prime brokerage positioning report and futures positioning is at or near near lows. Pros have close to nothing left to sell. The near term bear case is completely dependent on retail selling
GS Prime: we're going to need a bigger chart
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My favorite stock for 2021 is $BK , Bank of New York. Bank of New York isn't really a bank in the traditional sense. The vast majority of their profits come from being the largest custodian and clearing firm in the world.
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My stock of the year for 2024 is $JPM. JPM is the largest bank in the US, mainly serving higher income consumers and businesses. JPM lends money to people/companies who can borrow anywhere they want to, giving it an enviable client base.
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Fintwit: I won't buy until VIX spikes to 30 VIX spikes to 30 Fintwit:

ALT Kate Mckinnon Im Scared GIF

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Elon pounding the market with more $TSLA it appears. He will have to file a Form 4 tonight since it seems the selling started 2 days ago short $TSLA
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Crude oil sentiment at one year low from @sentimentrader
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