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childhood friends to lovers works only when it's gay tbh. just like enemies to lovers. and any _ to lovers trope. i don't like it when straight ppl fall in love
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i love it when fictional characters have their birthdays established it literally serves no purpose. there is no reason. nothing but joy of "oh today is my little blorbo's birthday" and saying birthday wishes into the void
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"get jinxed" not only existing in-universe but being known enough for sevika to roll her eyes at it kinda tickles me, like how did that happen. is jinx one of those nepo babies with one single and a semi-failed music career
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#ArcaneSeason2 #ArcaneSpoilers
YOU'RE FUCKING JOKING nobody in the history of winning has EVER won so hard as i did rn
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lightsabers are cool but you can't really use its tip to tilt your opponent's chin up homoerotically, so like. what's the point
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me, watching the second act 2 of arcane: hey, this isn't so bad
suddenly the last 10 minutes:
ALL reaction videos
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harry potter, age 11: why do you hate weasleys so much? they seem nice
draco malfoy: they are blood traitors. i bet they use toilets too
harry potter: i- [voice cracking] what
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professor x: unblock me I want to tell you something
magneto, taking his helmet off: what
professor x, telepathically: ((bitch.))
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her being a clinical psychologist apparently has me in tears ngl genshin never change
#GenshinImpact #YumemizukiMizuki
"Hmm, how to describe this old friend of mine... Well, she's an intriguing one, but 'cute' isn't exactly the word I'd go for. Being the finest clinical psychologist in all of Inazuma, she has a remarkable talent for reading others' minds. Yet when it comes to her own, she keeps it so tightly sealed that even I struggle to fathom what she's thinking. If you ever have the pleasure of meeting her, why don't you try guessing for yourself?"
— Yae Miko
◆ Name: Yumemizuki Mizuki
◆ Title: Embrace of Enchanting Dreams
◆ Clinical Psychologist and Major Shareholder of Aisa Bathhouse
◆ Vision: Anemo
◆ Constellation: Tapirus Somniator
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the funny thing about dainsleif is that you can kinda tell he was designed like 5 years ago because his outfit is not crazy enough 😭 if they designed him today he would have 500% more metal trinkets and thigh high boots up to his ass
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I keep coming back to this clip because it makes me giggle how cartoonishly evil they are 😭 just two old cunts maximizing their joint slay
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i can't be mad diluc being there is so fucking funny to me. he is an early prototype. like a failed clone that turned out male due to a clerical error
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NOT THESE OLD HAGS GETTING A KICK OUT OF PRETENDING THEY DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER LMFAOO
#Xianyun: Passerine Herald
New Resident in Liyue Harbor #GenshinImpact
Everyone has something to say about Xianyun: "That tall woman with the updone hair," "that bespectacled artisan," or perhaps "that talkative new neighbor." They all say different things, but together they paint a picture of the impression she leaves — of someone who's witty, chatty, warm-hearted, and easy to get along with.
But that's not how Xianyun sees herself. In her own eyes, she's inarticulate, reserved, and unyieldingly proud. Aside from her mastery of mechanics and knack for making all kinds of little trinkets, it's an entirely different image from how others would describe her.
Some curious individuals, seeing how her mannerisms and bearing set her apart from ordinary folk, are convinced that she's a heroine — so they go around trying to uncover her heroic backstory and whether she goes by any other names.
Ask the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor's consultant, and with a wave of his hand, he'd say: "Xianyun? We're not well acquainted, but going by her name, she sounds like a good person."
Ask Madame Ping from Yujing Terrace, and she'd nod and reply: "Xian... Oh, Xianyun? We've crossed paths, yes... She's a good person, you know. Once you've met, you'll find that your days seem to go by much more smoothly."
Ask Ganyu, and she'd nod too: "She is a heroine, but a very discreet one — hence why she's living incognito in Liyue Harbor."
Ask Shenhe, and she'd respond pensively: "Xianyun... Of course, she's a master. Whatever you do, you must not offend her."
As it turns out, such speculations are not wrong. There's far more to Xianyun than meets the eye, but those who know the full story are few indeed. If someone was to address her as "Cloud Retainer"... Well, people would know her instantly, and you'd hear a torrent of praise flow her way: "Who doesn't know Cloud Retainer? Noble, brave, loyal, and wise... A most worthy friend if ever there was one!"
So try asking Xianyun herself then: "Are you a heroine? Surely you're not... an adeptus?"
You catch the new resident just as she's working on her latest invention, her pride and joy — what she calls an "Exquisite Mini Broth Pot." She's too absorbed to take the question seriously, so she simply waves it off as a load of old nonsense and tells you not to bother her while she's busy.
As for what exactly an Exquisite Mini Broth Pot is... No one really knows, other than having been told that it brings out flavors much better than a regular soup pot. Likewise, none would know how profoundly it might impact Liyue Harbor's future gastronomic development. Suffice to say — if Xianyun says it'll be impressive, it'll be impressive alright.
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i see that genshin has confirmed that archons DON'T personally give out visions but i REJECT that lore because it's so much funnier to think raiden ei is out there bestowing her gifts upon lesbians and little guys who say "awoo" specifically
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btw neuvillette canonically KEEPING all those nonsense laws furina made up whenever she was bored really tickles me. wdym releasing flying objects is STILL illegal in fontaine
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neuvillette you're my beautiful princess with a disorder but your fans are annoying as hell god bless
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wait but hair color as morality meter is SO FUNNY imagine you do something bad and you lose blue hair and pronouns
Summon the Emblems, seize your destiny!
Delve into the story of the Divine Dragon with this new trailer for #FireEmblem Engage, coming to #NintendoSwitch on 1/20!
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ekko moved on from that alternate silco thing way so quickly it's almost comical he said okay that's insane I guess you're both crazy but I can't really worry about that rn
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notice how npcs seem unbothered? they even put up some balloons. chad mondstadt vs virgin fontaine
Nod Krai Leaks - Mondstadt flood?
- Mondstadt will be flooded in a future event, this was triggered in Luna 2 beta, is not meant to happen on that version since it shows a lot of errors yet to be fixed. Plus, wet Jean will be playable.
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we all say we like a villain without condoning their actions blah blah but that only applies to men. female villains are right and sexy and can do whatever
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.....oh venti was PREGNANT pregnant alright
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i just realized that this art IS his gacha splash art since hoyo doesn't do separate artwork anymore and it's so funny to me, he is gonna pop up on our wish screens like 🧍♂️💼
◆ Kaveh
◆ Empyrean Reflection
◆ Renowned Sumeru Architect
◆ Dendro
◆ Paradisaea
#GenshinImpact #HoYoverse #Kaveh
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childe: hey can you watch my baby brother while I go smoke please please please I will do your paperwork for a MONTH also if he asks you're my manager at build-a-bear
arlecchino:
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"blocking ppl on sight over fandom opinions is bad actually because it creates echo chambers" is such a silly thing to be worried about like. if you hate the little guys from my shows of course i don't care to hear it
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btw genshin lore consistency is kinda wack i don't think they care about continuity of events EXCEPT that one time when zhongli came to mondstadt to sit alone and drink tea at a bar and several months later VENTI MADE FUN OF HIM FOR THAT in a separate limited event
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i love how fatui harbingers so far are actually 500+ years old malicious entity or fucked up immortal vessel for a GOD... and then there is childe like
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zhongli being the only archon without some sort of body double gets funnier and funnier as time goes on btw they really said let's all clone ourselves and not tell that old loser
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young silco working his shift at the last drop
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tbh neuvillette being extremely chill about that whole dragon authority thing is by far his funniest character trait. he said "yea i was usurped. i'm sure my usurper is doing her best tho"
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*furina voice* my dear iudex! how does one use an air fryer? *neuvillette voice* ......lady furina. why would you fry air?
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every time someone strikes achilles somewhere other than his heel he just makes a squeaky toy sound like he's a rubber duck
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I want zhongli and neuvillette to meet but I don't care about the judgement or whatever WHAT I REALLY WANT is zhongli getting appalled by that watery thing neuvillette calls his signature dish. compare and contrast
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little did I know...... this was probably the biggest jackpot of my entire gacha career
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the more brand new men genshin releases the funnier diluc's face gets. look how far we have come. son you look like an alien life-form
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"can ifa treat dragons even from other nations" did they. did they call a fucking vet to treat neuvillette after he got stabbed lmfaodjkdj
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just fucking bonkers the whole page is balls to the wall crazy and i will never recover
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i know it's probably for balance reasons but also i don't give a shit it lowkey annoys me that this thing is incapable of running fast. or running at all. it looks BUILT for running
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ororon was designed ugly in a very unfortunate way so they had to make him funny as fuck to compensate and i can't help but respect that
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"ooooh she worked for a drug lord oooh she was ready to kill kids" grow up
kenz 📁
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I guess liyue's fuckass barber is still on the loose ✂️✂️✂️ armed and dangerous
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dahlia, forming three little lines of coke: body of barbatos
rosaria: amen
venti: amen
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"oomf-in law" "fandom-in law" ok but what about hater-in law. when you see your mutuals be haters of something and you're like aye i will drink to that
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i love the hc that neuvillette saw furina sitting like that and went "oh so thats how human people sit" and proceed to serve cunt, unprompted, for the next 400+ years😭he is like that husky that was raised by cats so it sits like a cat too
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THE VOICES? ?
Characters calling their loved ones when dying
Cre: takumiruu
#GenshinImpact
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in avengers 4 everyone will die and this is how I think it's gonna happen tony will shoot steve then steve will shoot tony then thor will enter and get shot by steve then scott lang will come in and get shot by steve, tony and thor multiple times
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i was randomly scrolling through my old screenshots and this is probably the funniest thing yae miko, or anyone in genshin really, has ever said
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lyney: father, what do you think of my new outfit?
arlecchino, gravely misunderstanding lgbt slang: looks great. makes you look like a cunt.
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idk what's funnier - that she told him to shut up and don't worry about it kitten or that it presumably WORKED for like 500 years
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no but this ship is genuinely so fucking funny to imagine I say let them cook
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neuvillette: I have come to judge you deus au-
zhongli: not now I'm busy
furina: oh hi liyue looks beautiful 🫶
zhongli: omg lady furina hiii 🫶
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no more men's opinions about female characters 🚫 society has progressed past the need for men and their opinions 🚫
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i'm begrudgingly doing nahida's quest and this is the funniest quest objective i've ever seen in this game
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i will defeat you with you the power of four very old hags. and this chef we found
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very casually adding onto "lynnette is the favourite child" pile hey guess who ascends with lumidouce bells! you will never guess
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*diluc voice* kaeya. adelinde said it's my turn to hang out with the girlies
Whoa, so many dishes to choose from!
Thanks to necömi for the fantastic artwork!
#GenshinImpact #Navia #Diluc #Mona #Charlotte
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one of the funniest decks of all time. me and my dear iudex and the twink we put on trial once
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HEARTBREAKING: traveller was a three star 💔 explains that hydro kit i guess. and aether's face
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not furina dropping *subtle* hints about that official giant ass plushie they made of her........ ...is she taunting me 🥀💔
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??!@? mountain shaper is on his way to become the second funniest bitch among adepti 😭😭😭
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out of all random small events genshin ever did the one i want back the most is the bartending minigame because REX FUCKING LAPIS coming all the way to a bar in mondstadt only to order tea and sit by himself like a loser was SO FUNNY i still think about it
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obsessed with the implication of furina finding this lizard man on a shore just floating around and being like ok man come with me also you gotta memorize this btw
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these are some big words for someone whose prime minister is an immortal wet lizard
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neuvillette: if I make an effort to visit your nation will you talk to me
ei: no
venti: absolutely not
zhongli: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you
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furina: *physically jumping like two feet away* EEK! 😖 z-zoinks!
also furina: what's good, vivianne of the lake? 🗣️ square up BITCH
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on a random tuesday jinx was like "I want to produce a song about shooting people in the face" and silco just nodded and booked a studio for her. she never makes another song. she just blasts this one on repeat. every silco goon is sick of hearing it
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