not having a baja blast

San Luis Obispo, CA
getting tired off all these dating apps, gonna start meeting ladies the old fashion way: offering her father 3 goats and my labor for 5 years
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Replying to @amor_valeriaa
why make this about “vegans/vegetarians” when we should be mad at farming companies not paying these hard working day labourer the living wage they deserve? there is no such thing as cruelty free in under the exploitative system of capitalism
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i wouldn’t say it’s a holier than thou approach but rather the understanding that you can affect carbon emissions through your diet choices/where you buy your food (ex: farmers markets) my point is still that capitalism is exploitative regardless of how it is harvested.
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Replying to @nocontextpawnee
i have literally thousands of seconds
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ima be honest bro, you can’t just say “as a youth football coaching legend” and think ur shitty opinion is gonna hold any weight to a literal olympic gymnast, let alone the goat but okay mr. peaked in high school
Replying to @Simone_Biles
As a youth football coaching legend, I find that to be a deeply irresponsible decision for you to make during the Olympics and then brag about it on social media. Did you learn nothing from Varsity Blues? This behavior is why they lost to Elwood.
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showing this to santa as we speak
meow meow meow
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Replying to @xxxmg4
cops ain’t gonna do shit, bootlicker. it’s called community awareness.
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ITS OFFICIAL! SLO’s City Council voted to appoint me to a 4 TEAR TERM on the Architectural Review Committee starting April 1st! LETS GOOOO 😭🤟🏽
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every time FaZe Kalei posts that’s she’s live
playing videogames all night 💖
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When someone calls you BrianTomato
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Replying to @WhitneyCummings
when he squeezed her hand on the debate stage
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literal goosebumps, what a fucking show THANK YOU SO MUCH @awonderland
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When you overhear your managers talking about letting someone go home early
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finally got my hands on a hardback today! thanks @danpfeiffer !!!
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cinderella really smashed her glass slipper and was ready to cut a bitch hahahahaha nitter.app/kylorenology/status/10…
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when i’m petting my cat and he starts biting me
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happy international women’s day; if ur a man do ur part by leaving women the fuck alone <3
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WE FUCKING DID IT BOYS WE GOT THE JOB, OFFER LETTER COMING SOON 😮‍💨
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smell proof bags? FKD is for the people 🤟🏽
⚡ Lightning Deal ⚡ Grab 100 Smell Proof Bags for $7.64, 15% off! amzn.to/3d3v4um
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beginning end of the decade of the decade
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newborns are ugly as fuck and dumb as shit. stop posting pictures of them. can’t even talk. worthless.
Unpopular Opinions: Newborn baby edition
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the mandalorian but the child is a pupusa. the salvadorian.
the mandalorian but the child is a sandwich. the sandolorian.
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Replying to @themarias
love you more, you were stunning at the greek 🥹
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Replying to @awonderland
there’s no way u liked this w ur alt too lmaoooo
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just got to the 1:54:00 mark, @SacredAlmighty talks about the inherent bias that is shown towards Black content creators on YouTube. I recommend y’all to listen to his words and take it to heart. support ALL Black content creators and say it with your chest: BLACK LIVES MATTER
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back and better than ever! lol DAY 13: INFERNAL ft bb Sho #adollatober
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OKAY BUT CAN WE APPRECIATE THE GLOW UP?! 2019 and 2017 grads 🤪
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okay okay okay so technically it’s not official yet buuuuut... starting in April ya boy is a part of SLO’s Architectural Review Committee 😭😭😭
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i accepted the offer letter this morning, starting my new architecture job on the 4th of april :-)
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Replying to @awonderland
Your social life is over
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so over the weekend my dad tested positive for covid that he’s been recovering from for the past week. luckily his job gave him an extra two weeks off to rest at home. but a lot of people aren’t as lucky as us, please stay the fuck home.
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hi i’m late buuuuut here’s my DAY 2: Guardian and Pillar for #adollatober not an official pair but they’re my fav white clads 🔥
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Replying to @craymusic
the use of the word “females” was the big red flag overall
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last time i got a girl something for valentine’s day she ended up engaged with another guy so idk maybe it’s not for me lmao
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trump supporters be like “we gotta open this economy asap”
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you’re in her dm’s, i’m also in her dm’s. we are more alike than you think
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Replying to @chrisdelia
is it his birthday, cause he just got a free slam 😤
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stoners
who tf forgets to text back somebody they’re genuinely interested in? nobody
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I GOT INTO CAL POLY SLO 😭😍
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said “how could i forget” why am i crying in the club rn
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brooooo no way the old sears off arlington boutta be a spirit 😭😭
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mushrooms come from mother nature, that means they’re good for you. colored pencil with oil based pens; enjoy :-)
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we got the job boys lets fucking go my path to bartender starts NOW
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she’s just built different 🙂‍↕️
when my sniper shot is on, it is ON 😚🤌 this is probably one of the best MORS classes on Warzone if you wanna get aggro. (the 2 clips at the end aren’t the mors but still wanted to add them hehe) BUILD AT THE END OF THE VIDEO!
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i forgot twitter hasn’t seen these guys yet but say hello to my house cats. Walt and Leo 🐯🦁
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bro i’ve been asking my mom what time i was born for YEARS and she’s had no idea. I asked my dad on a whim and he texted me back immediately. a fucking king. 🥺
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Replying to @hasanthehun
we just want healthcare pls lmao
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GOT A PROMOTION WITH A NEW JOB TITLE AND PAY RAISE. WE MANIFESTED THIS SHIT BOYS LETS GO. WE GETTING THE RECOGNITION WE DESERVE. IM HIM.
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I have to write an essay on Tomorrowland that’s due Tomorrowland
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got a phone interview in an hour and a half with an arch firm, kinda nervous, wish me luck 😬
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as an alumni, i can confirm the very strong privilege the majority of students. and yes, they are white. and as much as armstrong loves to preach about diversity another forwarded email aint gonna fucking cut it.
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maybe a country where i won’t go into debt and possible homelessness due to unforeseen medical expenses. but hey that’s just me. there’s a difference between “hating” america and understanding we can do better but chose not to. ESPECIALLY when it comes to foreign policy
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Looking back at all the shit im leaving behind in 2015 like
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alright fuckers, pfizer got FDA approved unlike your pre-workout. can y’all just pls get the vaccine now.
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FUCK KYLE RITTENHOUSE
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normalize buying drinks for other men it’s me. i’m men. buy me drinks pls.
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5th year thanksgiving drinking game: take a shot every time a family member asks you what your plans are post-grad lightning round: 3-second pulls for the “y la novia?” question
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if i ran for senator who would actually vote for me
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finally a thread i can be a part of!!!
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You’re actually fucking stupid that’s crazy. You really don’t know the difference between climate and weather hahahahahahahaha
In the East, it could be the COLDEST New Year’s Eve on record. Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old Global Warming that our Country, but not other countries, was going to pay TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS to protect against. Bundle up!
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killing unborn fetus: jail killing actual grown person: no jail very cool concepts, sweet country we live in, such justice wow
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have an interview today at one of my fav restaurants downtown pls send good vibes 🥲🤟🏽
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im really starting two jobs this week that’s crazy who am i
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rest easy sweet girl, thank you for the 12 years you gave me of unconditional love. 💕 forever my lil apple 🍎
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whenever im out all i think about are the cats and if they ok and how they’re doing and if they had enough food before i left i am fucking concerned
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a fucKING WHAT
"Space hurricane" seen hovering above Earth for the first time ever hill.cm/Juwg9Xr
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what’s the argument against universal healthcare again? poor people should just die? that’s a hot take.
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I don't know why @WakeUp__America isn't verified. They're real as fuck.
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tested negative for covid, positive for good vibes 😎
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I left my hydro flask at home, now how are people know I care about the environment and brands?!
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Sorry I'm just so great at capturing the moment.
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i don’t care how drunk i am, NEVER under any circumstances give me a bud light platinum seltzer oh god
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this the tweet
buying ipa’s for parties so nobody drinks your beer >
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🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎
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drug testing for weed is so fucking stupid dude. white people are making money off it but as soon as a bipoc smokes it then it’s the fucking end of the world.
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i saw my friend’s snap about finals coming up and i got this overwhelming rush of anxiety and then it dawned on me... FUCK ALL THAT SHIT IM NEVER GOING BACK TO SCHOOL
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took this last night in sf
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mentally i am here
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i still have ur city on my weather app, wear a jacket today
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i left my work water bottle at home so now i gotta waste a water cup like a fuckin normie
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playing with this guy makes me want kittens again, i mean LOOK AT HIM
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long distance can be hard but friends always make time for each other!!!
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i’m glad my roommate is taking this ethics class with me, maybe he’ll learn to do some dishes for the common good
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Not to brag, but i have a lot of experience with women being mad at me
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it’s really been two years without david; i miss that boy so much look out for your loved ones, and remember to take care of yourself as well 🤟🏽💕
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the real villain of Breaking Bad is the American healthcare system
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DAY 4: FLOWER “In this flower, hatred lurks.” one of my fav chapter pages, a fun quick little sketch to let my hand rest 😭 #adollatober
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