Humor/Satire. Lost over a decade to a TBI. Currently seeking fame and fortune here on X... and failing spectacularly!
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Disney has announced that Cynthia Erivo will be playing Rapunzel in their live action remake of Tangled.
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Trump signs EO stating that he will IGNORE all lower court rulings until SCOTUS rules on the Constitutionality of activist Judges attempting to usurp Executive power.
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This is not true, but many people believe it is and repost accordingly. The poster admits it is "satire" in a follow up post.
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CONFIRMED!!! The White House will preempt tonight's Oscars as Ricky Gervais presents the Epstein List! Officers will be on hand to award ALL your FAVE celebs with silver handcuffs!
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If a bald woman can't play Rapunzel, it just ain't the Wonderful Woke of Disney! ;)
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But Elon is threatening them with WORK!?! Has he NO respect for the sanctity of Federal employees? ;)
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Biden very openly defied the Supreme Court, pushing his student loan bailouts. So WHY should Trump listen to a neverending stream of lawless Woke activist judges?
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Today's boycott lasted less than 10 minutes before the Karens realized they have zero impulse control.
I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
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Palestine has the most luxurious Hamas Spas! From the River to the Sea... Transvestites will be FREE!!!
Please... trust those SAME instincts that make you believe you're a woman! Embrace your TRUTH!!! ;)
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Delta is now blaming the white male survivors for the crash. The pilot was triggered by their presence, forcing her to flip the airplane to symbolize her struggle against the patriarchy.
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One second, you're livestreaming. The next? Rich white liberals are pretending it never happened.
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AP – A regiment of Nazi dolphins, who somehow eluded our Windmills, can now be seen circling the craft, as if to celebrate the return of the despised MAGAstronauts.
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But Democrats are free to toss us in solitary until we can be found guilty by a jury of their employees?
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Lindsey Graham justifies lavish visit to Ukraine, blaming Putin for the soaring price of cocaine and underage Ukrainian boys.
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Can we eject the Satanic Faux-Episcopalians? With their "Hippie Jesus" "Go and sin some more" heresy?
They literally stole our Church. Episcopal laity had NO vote!
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The Civil War wasn't fought to end slavery.
World War II wasn't fought to end the Holocaust.
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That last "disappearing" flag? That was in case Allen completed the pass. So they could call it back.
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If she's a Kamala voter, highly likely her spit had traces of Willie Brown in it? Worse, if she's LGBTQ, traces of Mayor Pete AND his hubby's fecal matter :(
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And if MAGA organized counterprotests in ANY of these Blue cities? Pepper sprayed, beaten, shot and locked up as Domestic terrorists.
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A Federal Judge has ruled that the Zebra MUST return to the river and surrender to the Crocs.
Nature is Amazing ☘️
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After you enjoy a few sips - just place it back on the bottle, press the dot again, and it seals up just like new! No loss of carbonation.
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A racist black elephant can be seen rampaging through a shopping center, hunting for free snacks. Onlookers avoid contact in this blue city, as engaging this protected species would certainly land them in jail... or worse.
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Alright STOP! Collaborate and listen.
ICE is back with a brand new prevention!
Something grabs a hold of 'em tightly,
Deportin' illegals daily and nightly.
"Will it ever stop?" Yo, I don't think so.
Turn out their lights, man... LET'S GO!!!
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And... roll tape! The Woke do hate being confronted with the sick reality they've created.
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Democrat Party Due Process: Weaponized FBI conducts predawn raid, terrorizing your family, after which you're thrown in solitary until found guilty by a jury of their employees.
And not a word from SCOTUS the whole time.
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If it weren't for Elon? None of us would have had a voice in the last election. They would have simply banned all 'misinformation', handing Obama his 4th term. The End.
Jason Cohen 🇺🇸
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In response, Republicans are offering Crockett condolensces over her grandmother's passing.
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Russia is now threatening to REFUSE to house and feed the EU's Muslim Hordes! Putin even DARED speak out against Obama's Religion of Peace? ;)
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Ricky Gervais will be presenting the Epstein List, for the FIRST time, at this year's Academy Awards. Officers will be on hand to award them ALL with silver handcuffs! BEST OSCARS EVER!!!
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The NWO Satanists literally STOLE both the Episcopal and Anglican Churches in Britain, by infiltrating our Seminaries. The last Church to fall was Methodist.
Laity literally had NO vote. Now ALL we have LEFT are beautiful empty former Churches :(
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She looks like one of those rap goats' girlfriends...
I like BIG BUTTS and I can not lie
You other billies can't deny...
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Once the truth comes out about Obama? They'll be back to banning their new favorite 'p' word REAL quick.
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That last "disappearing" flag? That was in case Allen completed the pass. So they could then call it back.
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Claiming to be wise, they became fools.
So... just more nonsense from a literally God damned fool.
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I found a used needle in mine :( But Hunter's CrackandWhores is one of their worst flavors.
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Activist judge accidentally CANCELS his own people ;) Career grifters will now receive ZERO severance!
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When James Comey isn't conducting predawn raids, terrorizing conservative families before hauling them off to DC to be found guilty by a jury of his employees – he's simply enjoying quiet walks on the beach?
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UPDATE: Hollywood stars FLEE the red carpet! Rumors swirl that Ricky will ALSO be presenting the Diddy List!
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The ban lasted less than 10 minutes when the Karens realized they have zero impulse control.
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From the same Scientists who brought us COVID vaccines and sex changes for kids? Cockroach Milk! Mmmm... good!
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Has anyone done a wellness check on Jim Carrey? I hadn't even heard about his transition :(
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My work here on X is done - a reply from the devastatingly beautiful powerhouse Nancy Mace!!!
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Why must Elon continue THREATENING Federal employees with WORK!?! Has he NO RESPECT for the sanctity of our forever grifting Federal Wokeforce? ;)
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Ding dong, the Pope is dead, the Woked Pope is dead! Well, almost? She hopes to complete her transition first.
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Boomers bankrupted the country back in 2008. Then our Ruling Elite just started printing up fake money and handing it out to their friends. Which is why Woke NEVER goes broke. Every time they fail? They just print up MORE fake money. The End.
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Woke Pope Roberts NEVER questioned Biden ignoring SCOTUS rulings. NEVER questioned the Democrats threatening to "stack" the Court. But suddenly he has a problem with Trump DARING to question his RADICAL judges' attempts to rule by Woke Judicial Fiat?
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Coming Soon: Democrats declare America is racist for not supplying food to the not-racist South Africans currently starving to death after forcing all their farmers to flee.
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Claiming to be wise, they became fools.
So Trump can happily ignore that literally God damned fool.
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Biden very openly and deliberately ignored the Supreme Court with his student loan bailouts. So I don't think Trump will much care what their Woke activist judges have to say.
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Alright STOP! Collaborate and listen
ICE is back with some old school prevention
Somethin' grabs a hold of 'em tightly,
Deportin' illegals, daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Hell NO!
Turn out their lights, Homan! LET'S GO!!!
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Liberal white women are now calling for the arrest of a white man seen driving by the laundromat in a Tesla.
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Already aptly named? Canada bought his bill of goods, now let them rot like freaks in the Carney's sideshow.
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How is his account still active? Oh, that's right - the Left is allowed to call for violence.
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FOX: NASCAR
First stop the inbreeding! ALL of them appear to be slight variants of Stephen King? ;)
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Secure voting? Democrats won't be able to draw a district to get themselves elected, even in California.
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