Replying to @BoneJail
Available until July 6th, which is also my birthday, in 4 different colors. roryblank.bigcartel.com I will cut it off early if I think it's going to become difficult for me to manage fulfilling all of them. I pack every order by hand myself, you know.
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Hideo Kojima made a video game about an America where nobody goes outside and the only thing keeping the world going is a delivery man who is constantly being overworked to exhaustion and has to carry around containers of his own piss and shit and people called it outlandish
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you used to be able to make a whole movie based around the idea what if there was a guy who was annoying to be around
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Happy second birthday to to the stupidest jpeg I have ever made
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idk the only time a celebrity has ever been rude to me was Elijah Wood yelled at me that I throw baseballs like a wuss and my dad never taught me how to throw a baseball, but he was also in a dunk tank at the time and I think that changes the social contract a lot
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the best thing i've ever made
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Japanese mini trucks reign supreme over the weak and inferior Cybertruck
Just a fundamentally unserious vehicle.
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it rocks that in tears of the kingdom you can fuse a beehive to your weapon so when you shake it bees come out but also the bees do not fight on your behalf, they're still just bees and will do whatever
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banksy has done it again
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spy vs spy (2023 redraw)
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upgrade your mind
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i'm certain I'm not the first person that this has occurred to, but I do think it's really funny that Zorhan Mamdani's scavenger hunt gambit flies directly in the face of the notion that New York is a dangerous crime ridden hellscape that you wouldn't want to walk around in
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at least 3 people over the age of 50 i've spoken to have told me when they were teenagers everyone would cover themselves in baby oil and go outside on hot sunny days just dripping with baby oil and that is unfathomable to me
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I have a very complete vision of the owner of this motorcycle in my head
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A man on the street just saluted me and yelled “hello soldier, it’s good to see you back home safely.” I am wearing a camouflage Utz Chips trucker hat.
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Changed my body from the way God made it, It reflects my altered mind.
Changed my body from the way God made it, It reflects my altered mind.
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The very first peanuts comic kicks ass
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Aaron Sorkin’s idea of smart dialogue is people smugly saying trivia at eachother and scowling until one of them’s clever meter is full and they do their ultimate clever boy limit break move and win the conversation
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Bart's Revenge (2023)
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I predicted Mickey 17
A lot of folks have been asking "who's the parasite in Parasite". Let me explain. It's this guy. Wormy Joe, the magic bug who teaches the rich family and the poor family to put aside their differences and work together. If you missed him, you weren't paying attention.
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I know I say this a lot but I think this might actually be the most powerful thing I have ever drawn
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i don't know what i'm doing
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finally, thanks to computers you can make comics that are only interesting to people who have been hit in the head with a brick in the last ten minutes
Replying to @chaseleantj
Step 3: Add text to the speech bubbles DALL-E 3 can make text, but when there are too many words it can fail. If the words don't make sense, just replace them with whatever text you want. Here's my final image! 10x this & in theory you can create a kids' comic book.
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Ok now I think the housing market is gonna crash
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i just do not understand who Geoff Keighley is, one day he just showed up and everyone said "there he is there's mr video games"
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Sen's Fortress is one of the funniest things I have ever seen in a video game. You're in this ultra bleak grim fantasy world and then halfway through you just have to play takeshi's castle with a bunch of snakemen for a while and then it goes back to grim fantasy
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I saw Jesus walking with a Minion
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it's coyotes you fucking moron
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Fred's Garage (2023 redraw)
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What am I doing with my life
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benito mussolini wa 5"6 and 150 lbs I could easily give him a package piledriver onto concrete
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the delicate balance of power
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rise of the machines
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i think more movies should include a scene where someone stands in front of a sign saying what the film's genre is honestly
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Finish The Job Son
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I am absolutely haunted by this zine I saw once called Things I Cleaned where the author just printed photos of herself cleaning up the show house she ran after punk shows, alongside things men said to her like “you’re good at taking down drums. Did your boyfriend play drums?”
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classic simpson
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photocopy
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This is the only good Halloween costume I’ve seen
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People losing their jobs to ai is awful but I don’t think enough attention is being paid to the fact that some of the core proponents of it literally believe that one day a neopet will be so powerful it will be god and they need to build it or they’ll be sent to computer hell
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missing the 90s
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Can't Get Enough Simpsons?
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A lot of folks have been asking "who's the parasite in Parasite". Let me explain. It's this guy. Wormy Joe, the magic bug who teaches the rich family and the poor family to put aside their differences and work together. If you missed him, you weren't paying attention.
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The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
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What really bugs me with all the talk about AI that’s been happening is that the pro-AI position, “now anyone can make art”, is a lie, because anyone could make art before. You can. You can right now, and you’ll have a lot of fun with it.
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ok moving aside my feelings about AI, if we fully conceptualize "Wes Anderson" as being a visual stylist whose work involves very precise camera shots of people wearing midcentury clothing in antique sets, what part of The Shining doesn't already meet that criteria?
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Replying to @Only_1_josh
I am so grateful every time the clown that lives on the slightly elevated cliff near my house starts throwing knives and axes at me that my wife shows up and casts an orb of protection spell for me, but I can't keep living this way I get like 10 knives stuck in me every day
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my high school bff was very insistent to me that I needed to draw this
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nypd are hot on the trail of every dude who is wearing a jacket
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i made a new shirt design that is an urgent warning to people everywhere
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Here is the comic that was supposed to be my 4th of July comic last year, except I didn't finish it until like a week later.
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Also an entire video game series about the privatization and mechanization of war the American war machine as a for profit industry
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not the main thing going on here, but it's incredibly funny to me how these goobers constantly oscillate between "this powerful technology can allow anyone to create" and also "only i can do it, i'm a very special clever boy because I can write a descriptive sentence"
I don't know what you think, but this seems a bit unfair to me. My original post with the Saori Kido Athena prompt has 4,000 impressions, while @dvorahfr's post with an image created with my prompt has 30,000. As for not quoting me as the author, I'm not saying anything, because she has apologised. I would like to understand that it was an unintentional mistake, although I think I'm well enough known around here to use a prompt of mine without knowing it's mine. If I wasn't so well known, would there have been a rectification? I am afraid that many small accounts are stolen on a daily basis and nothing happens. But for a copy to be more widely distributed than the original is a very bad symptom. Without focusing on anyone, I think that some big accounts hardly create original content and just post other people's content, often without quoting the author, and that's very uncool. Respect and honesty above all else. Let's play fair. #aiartcommunity #aiartist
Community note
Ai art is not protected by copyright. The prompt writer has no rights of ownership over the phrases they have typed into their image generator. reuters.com/legal/ai-gener… There is no legal requirement to cite the original prompt writer and anyone is free to use Ai images for personal profit.
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This popped up in my memories on facebook, I think this is my single favorite photo from the 2020 presidential election cycle , Bernie Sanders punching a porno store sign like he's Mario
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This isn't a joke I snuck into an afterparty for a film festival and he was in a dunk tank
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Thinking about that time Dave Chapelle tried to get Elon Musk to say “i’m rich bitch” and Elon yelled “aahm righbiiiich”
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Twitter is trying to be more like Instagram, Instagram is trying to be more like TikTok, Facebook is slowly prepping your grandparents to murder a publicly elected official
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there’s a lot of so called “cinephiles” on here with a lot of wildly incorrect ideas about what makes a movie good so let me break it down for you: a good movie is a movie where someone has a chainsaw and the chainsaw goes into people and you see it and it sprays everywhere
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people of earth check this out (rerun)
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Replying to @CantEverDie
the one second shot of the dog hovering gets me every time
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Dougie The Hyper-Dimensional Cube Who is Also a Greaser Gets Busted
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WHY IS EVERY NEW CENTRIST DEMOCRAT A FORMER FIGHTER PILOT
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elon christmas special
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Keep Honking
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gotta find a way
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Ain't Right
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A half decent comic I drew like a year and a half ago
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frogs in traditional Japanese paintings and woodblock prints are the coolest dudes out there, look up some of those little guys right now if you wanna have a good time. sound off in the comments with your favorite frog paintings
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Jesus Christ fuck off just fuck off fuck you
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if i was a reporter and i had like 100 hours of the most famous pedophile in the world talking about how he was BFFs with the president I'd probably put it out there right away instead of waiting like eight years but maybe that's just me, maybe I'm different
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Joe Biden’s mom should have been president instead
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what's that smell
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With people jumping to all kinds of conclusions about motives, I think it's important to remember that Charles Guiteau shot President Garfield because he wanted to be ambassador to France and thought God told him to, and experts concluded he was driven mad by his weird foreskin
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you lookin at my hat, stranger?
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Marge
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Replying to @BoysKissingCore
normally when a celebrity is in their underwear and screaming at you that you're bad at throwing baseballs it's wrong but you put them in a tank where your ability to throw a ball could plunge them in cold water and suddenly it's fine????
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I have a weapon now that’s just a bee summoning stick and the bees might hurt me if I use it TotK is GOTY 2023
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here comes homer
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Replying to @KLobstar
I just love nouveau riche people trying to look important and like credible experts by buying unnecessary overpriced luxury goods, like that's the opposite of what you want to do if you're actually good with money
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People of Earth Check This Out (2023 redraw)
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I’m the balloon guy now
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Even with everything else going on, it’s wild to me how much of Elon Musk’s energy is still dedicated to trying and failing to get Stephen King to like him and be his friend.
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I have to let people know
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God some guys get male pattern baldness in ways that only make them more compelling to look at 😤
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one day i will be free
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Bart's Revenge
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Anyway I’m buying a cargo trailer for my bicycle because I’m sick of dragging a pushcart to my post office every time I have to do a bulk shipment because I don’t know how to drive.
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the miracle of wizard birth
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Replying to @RoxyTall
The secret is he’s actually 6 inches tall and they’re normal sizes vegetables.
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someone outside, watching
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The Delicate Balance of Power
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One time when I was a child my mom tried to give me some mini donuts and allegedly I very sternly said "I don't want mini donuts I want mickey donuts." because in my 4 year old brain i thought they were minnie mouse donuts (for girls) it's wild that this is american politics now
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🚨🚨ARTISTS NEED TO PAY ATTENTION🚨🚨 THE FIRST RULE of making good illustrations is NEVER draw someone thinking about the Hindenburg Airship Disaster. Their faces will be too contorted from thinking about the tragedy, and will be unsightly to look at. This is 101 stuff people.
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For a long time I would hear that maybe Elon Musk says goofy things but he’s actually really smart about physics or something, but I’ve also never actually heard him talk about any of the sciences in a way that makes me think he understands them deeply.
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