I be bussin on them 💊 with my baby @chriseanmalone (parody account)
squattin’ @ my sons crib
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You 304s do realize if this really happened, they were both children right? Unsupervised children being raised by a drug addict. This was something to say at therapy, not to a fking tv show.
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Chrisean happy asf that for the next 6-8 years she don’t have to hear Junior meowing, asking her for another 6oz bottle.
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Here’s my 8 month old grandson. Eyes misaligned and he blind. She couldn’t even give y’all a photoshoot cus she knows she drank & smoked throughout her pregnancy & now, I gotta take care of him so I can have a place to stay. #sendhelp
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Chrisean told y’all that Junior was “healthy” she had people staging milestones. She knew she messed up that baby. That baby will be riding the short bus, in a wheel chair with the lights off. He can’t see. Her next move will be exploitation through sympathy. Lock her up.
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We are fked!!!!! 5.4k people liked this retar.ded ssa btch post. There’s 5.4 people out there that think that it’s normal for a 1 year old to have no spatial awareness. No real milestones. Just simply somewhat moving & existing. 🥴
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Chrisean Junior is blind. Them people really just kept him away from y’all to stop calling CPS but he’s back to his original handler.
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Y’all been saying the same sh*t for a year and he has done nothing but drool, and laugh at the wind. He clearly needs support to sit. Ask him to move his legs? 😂
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Chrisean Junior (my g-son) wondering why Halo is now bouncing around in his jumper and he’s still trying to hold his head up 🤔
Hint: 🥃🌿💊
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So let me get this straight, since you 🪳coming to her defense. Chunia turned 9 months yesterday. He can’t sit, he can’t roll over, or crawl , still meowing and is having difficulty breathing. Are y’all okay? 🥴
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An 8 month old that can’t move his legs to stand, can’t sit on his own, can’t grasp, can’t crawl, can’t grab his own bottle, can’t focus his eyes is mf delayed but ya’ll mad at me, and I’m the junkie here.
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Shoutout to @ChriseanMalone for birthing the first chemically made non-binary child. That hernia deleted her child’s wee-wee.
*don’t drink and do drugs while pregnant.
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If I knew someone was lying on my name and it is now pretending to walk on purity, I’d expect an apology as well. Didn’t matter the place.. but since I wasn’t there, can’t say it did or didn’t happened, I still think this was something to be said at therapy.
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She fried that baby brain up all the way till it dried. #justiceforchriseanjr
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On today’s news, Chrisean Junior rolling around in a newborn car seat with his fist clenched as per usual.
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Let me get this straight, she pays my rent and Blues restaurant rent but she can’t pay her lawsuits? 🤔
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Wondering what Chrisean musty ssa will be wearing today for my seed court day. Will it be the 70’s hooker fur jacket and a bra or some else? Whatever it is, guaranteed that it’s been sitting in the dirty pile of laundry for days.
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I talked to Junior y’all! He told me he misses his momma & papa. At least that’s what I think he said. I was high on some dusty so idk if he was talking or yowling.
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I hope you don’t breed. People that are born blind or become blind also deserve the resources and medical help they need in order to thrive. We know this is not the case though. His momma thinks he’s good, he’s not blind and he’s already speaking in tongues. 🥴
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Hahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!! This is the greatest day on earth. How you 🪳🪳🪳 feeling right now? 😂
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When you realize you gotta do DoorDash for the next 4 years.
Thanks Chrisean!
YOUR pu$$y stinks & Junior has FAS. Hope they keep yo ssa in jail.
#freeblueface
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Y’all can’t expect to have normal babies when y’all can’t put ya’ll addictions to the side for 9 months. Even I know this, and I’m a mf dopehead.
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It ain’t snap boo-boo. It’s literally how he looks so just say you have them taken down because that’s the real him.
I guess now it’s snapchats fault for her baby looking the way he does 💀🫠 nobody is to blame for the way JR looks but his crack head ma. This goofy loves to burn bridges, actin like Snapchat needs her 🤣 it’s the opposite btch
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I been told ya’ll! I only cared to stage milestones just to have a roof ova my head. I ain’t no babysitter. 🙏
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The face you make when you realize yo momma is Chrisean and now you sitting there looking like a cr*ck baby 😭
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Cut it out! You know damn well, this btch is in denial and ashamed. That baby has not been to no doctors since the hernia. 😒
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Y’all going to the game tonight? If so, someone bring me an 8ball. Junior will be on the floor eating grass.
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I need to find me a new btch with a pad and some normal kids cus I’m tired of waking up to this toothless btch calling out for Bleeew while her kid is mf yowling.
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Stop asking me where’s no-neck Junior. I don’t know and idc. I ain’t worried about him or his slow ssa momma. I’m having the time of my life rn.
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#freemyseed
He’s innocent. The only crime committed was impregnating an autistic btch name Chrisean. (Allegedly)
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Chrisean would rather be a p*ssy eater than accept culpability for giving Junior Fetal Alcohol Syndrome 😂
Tesehki mentioned Chrisean drinking liquor while pregnant and Chrisean went to talking about that baby blessed .. guilty conscience. Call CPS! #BaddiesMidwest
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5 years, so she was 12. Stop spreading misinformation. Make sure y’all cancel the whole family then, cus the nephew also accused Chrisean of SA.
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Post these h03!
At 13 months all he does is suck on your face & smiles at the wind.
BelatedBirthdayBlessings! Every good and perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of the heavenly lights, who does not change like shifting shadows! - James 1:17. Your first year has been a gift we unwrap daily. Here's to celebrating you today, and every day, for the unique blessing you are. FirstYearJoy
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Since this btch quit the Special Olympics, I hope she don’t keep leaving me her kid to babysit, cus I’m trying to hit the clubs with DJ Sky and them other h0es.
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Didn’t I tell y’all? He blind & his legs can barely move. Ima have to start being very specific for them slow folks like that one hot p*ss big belly btch. He needs help and I’m just leaving out here cus I ain’t going to jail.
meanwhile it’s 56 degrees in LA and the baby in a car seat too small, no stroller smh… and earlier the lady holding him was trying to make him stand and bounce like a normal 8 mo. old but his legs were LIMP and she bounced him too hard on his bottom (hernia) he was heard crying during the live for a long time .. smh
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The truth could nevah be a diss. My son on that black stuff, Chrisean disabled my grandson, & I’m a squatter.
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Stop asking me for Chunia. He’s strapped up on some bouncy slumped sideways, while his momma says she’s making music for her cult followers 🪳
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Karlissa big head couldn’t make it to court today. She busy trying to figure out if she slow or not just like Junior.
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Before I argue with ya’ll, ima need ya’ll to show me your teeth cus some of you be in here going hard for Chrisean and be having methsed up grills, and that explains a-lot.
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So we ignoring her pickling him in henny, doing drugs & smoking backwoods while pregnant? You slow too.
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They’re talking about he’s not blind cus he grabs her glasses. He’s literally touching her face to interact cus he’s blind and it so happens that her glasses are on the way. He drops them cus he can’t grasp or hold any objects. He’s got no teeth cus he only drinks formula.
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Damn! I thought I was taking the L’s here but my seed going out even worse. He’s in love with a crack head and they have a disabled child. Maybe more disables coming soon. 😭
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You lack reading comprehension and it’s okay. 12 year old is still a child. Nowhere in my statement did I say she didn’t know right from wrong. 🥴
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And y’all wanna fking come at me for telling the truth. *sips 🥃
They are weeks apart….. what excuses are the Rocktards going to give next? Chrisean really thinks she can pray and this will magically go away 🤦🏾♀️
Get him help!! Its absolutely no reason why he’s acting like a 3-4 month old and she thinks it’s okay?
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Happy 9 months to my g-son Chrisean Junior aka Chunia. I ain’t got a new picture to post cus I’m prohibited from showing him until further notice, but here’s what he sounds like. 🆘
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