If you're able to focus at work you don't have enough bitcoin.

One thing I have learned from bitcoin is that most of my closest friends and family think I'm an idiot.

I spent 22 years of my life in school and not once did anyone explain to me where dollars come from.

So Dogecoin has an unlimited supply with 10,000 new coins mined every minute and Elon Musk is endorsing it over bitcoin? What am I missing?

Bitcoin has taught me that my closest friends think I'm an idiot.

Why does Elon Musk always talk about Dogecoin but refuse to talk about bitcoin?

Do you think 10 bitcoin is enough to retire on?

Do you think the price of bitcoin is being manipulated?

When I get married I want Michael Saylor to give a 2 hour speech about bitcoin at my wedding.

Instead of a band or DJ I want Michael Saylor talking about bitcoin at my wedding.

Do you think 5 bitcoin is enough to retire on?

The fact that Apple has been at the forefront of technology for the past 30 years and owns no bitcoin makes zero sense. When are they going to get involved?

Thank god I didn't listen to my friends and family. #Bitcoin

“Nice to meet you, what do you do for work?” “I run a non-profit bank in cyber space, it’s called #Bitcoin.” “That sounds cool…how many people use the bank?” “About 106 million.” “Wow that’s a lot, do you like have a branch somewhere I would know?” “No, I run it in my apartment on a little computer.” “Oh…ok. Do you run it by yourself or do you have employees?” “There are other people that also run it. About 46,000 of them.” “Damn, but you’re like in charge of all of them?” “No, we’re equal partners but I’ve never met them. Actually I don’t even know who they are.” “Alright, we’ll I’ve gotta go. Sorry, bye!” “Bye. Nice to meet you.”

When bitcoin reaches mainstream adoption what the hell are we gonna do all day?

When you're retired and living off your bitcoin stack, what will you tell people you do for a living?

If someone asks you how many bitcoin you have, how do you respond?

Owning bitcoin is like owning real estate without the maintenance, property taxes and headaches of dealing with tenants.

Do you think Peter Schiff secretly owns bitcoin?

Is $100k bitcoin still in play for this year?

Would you take on debt to buy more bitcoin?

Do you still think Michael Saylor is good for bitcoin?

What keeps you calm during a bitcoin dip?

What do you call someone with a 99% bitcoin allocation?

Ethereum is still a shitcoin.

Top 10 people in bitcoin, who am I missing? 1. @adam3us 6. @FossGregfoss 2. @maxkeiser 7. @LawrenceLepard 3. @saylor 8. @PeterMcCormack 4. @saifedean 9. @Dennis_Porter_ 5. @Breedlove22 10. @NSmolenski

Why do people who claim to be finance experts not understand bitcoin?

How many bitcoin should a person in their 30s aim to have?

If a friend asks how many bitcoin you have, how do you respond?

I can't decide whether I want to orange pill my no-coiner friends or never talk to them again.

Are you still trying to convince your friends and family to buy bitcoin?

How many people that you know personally own bitcoin?

Do you think the US will try to ban bitcoin self custody?

When your friends and family start asking you why bitcoin is up what do you say? My favorite answer is "it's just math."

Owning bitcoin is like owning real estate for smart people who understand math.

Bitcoin is going to eat gold alive.

What do you call someone with a 100% bitcoin allocation?

No one talks about the loneliness that comes with being a bitcoiner 🥲 #Bitcoin

Why doesn't apple pay have a bitcoin wallet?

"When I buy bitcoin, what am I buying?" What's your answer to this question?

Would you like to have a job at a bitcoin company?

When do you think 1 bitcoin will be enough to retire on?

What do you call someone with 0 bitcoin?

When is apple going to get involved in bitcoin? What are they waiting for?

I don't understand why there are so many debates with Peter Schiff about bitcoin. From what I've seen, he doesn't make any cohesive arguments and has little knowledge of how bitcoin works. He doesn't really seem like a worthy opponent. We'd be better off just ignoring.

Nothing prepares you for the loneliness that comes with being a bitcoiner.

You have 5 years to hold one of these. Which one are you choosing and why? - 10 Bitcoin - $500k in stocks - $500k worth of real estate

What do you call someone with a 1-5% bitcoin allocation?

I've decided to stop talking to my friends that don't own any bitcoin.

Tell me how many bitcoin you have without telling me how many bitcoin you have.

Do you have enough bitcoin?

How are all my "I'd rather hold the S&P500 than bitcoin" bros doing right now?

At what price would you be willing to sell some bitcoin?

At what bitcoin price would you decide to quit your job?

How do we get more companies to accept bitcoin as a form of payment?

Do you talk about bitcoin with your coworkers?

Is it too late to buy bitcoin?

Do you talk to your parents about bitcoin?

My #Bitcoin story is probably the most common one. I saw the price going up one day and thought to myself, “hey, I want in on this too.” After initially looking into it and realizing I would need to set up an account on a “crypto exchange” I started to second guess myself. Is this safe? It seems kinda sketchy. How do I know which crypto exchange to use? I feel like I could get easily scammed. I debated this for a few weeks until I finally decided to bite the bullet. I acquired my first sats and realized that it wasn’t so scary after all. As most bitcoin cycles go, I experienced large price drawbacks and some serious questioning of my own decisions. But I decided to stay the course and learn more about what exactly this mysterious technology was all about. If it weren’t for this app and the bitcoin community on here I probably would have ended up like some of my friends who bought $100 worth and sold it for $50. But the wealth of information I have come across here has changed the course of my life forever. While it might sometimes feel that we are shouting into an echo chamber, our words do reach beyond the small bitcoin community that populate our follower counts. One person at a time, the dominoes will fall in the same way as we all have. Let’s keep going. This work is thankless but it is necessary to make the world a better place.

You can only hold one for the next 10 years: - S&P500 - Bitcoin - Real estate Which one are you choosing and why?

Did you buy more bitcoin today?

Do you think Trump actually understands bitcoin?

It stores value for poor people too.

Whoever gets the most bitcoin wins. Do you agree with this statement?

Stacking sats is easy. Staying humble is going to be the hard part. #Bitcoin

Explain the halving to me like I'm a boomer who just bought 10 shares of a bitcoin ETF.

Can we all agree that GBTC should have lowered their fees?

If you own bitcoin you don't need dividends.

How many people in your family own bitcoin?

When you come to understand #Bitcoin you begin to realize that either: a) you are an idiot or b) most of the people you know are idiots

This has nothing to do with bitcoin.

Do you think the halving has a significant impact on the bitcoin price?

Do you need special glasses to watch the halvening?

Has bitcoin made you a single issue voter?

How often do you check the bitcoin price?

How long do you think it will take for bitcoin to hit $100k?

How many people have texted you about bitcoin so far?

Tell me you don't understand math without telling me you don't understand math. #Bitcoin

Nvidia is cool but bitcoin is much bigger than any one company or industry.

When will Tesla accept bitcoin as payment again?

What is your bitcoin stacking goal?

Why are so many people confused about bitcoin?

Why did the college graduates at OSU boo bitcoin?

For all the bitcoin doubters and haters - at what price will you admit that you were wrong?

Owning bitcoin is like owning real estate without the maintenance, property taxes and headaches of dealing with tenants. Strongly disagree with this assessment.

The benefits of bitcoin come with time, not from timing.

Bitcoin is bigger than Coinbase.

Best part of the superbowl is @jack in a SATOSHI t-shirt 😎

When will your friends and family admit they were wrong about bitcoin?

Dear No-Coiner, There is nothing I can say or do to convince you. You must do the research yourself and come to your own conclusions. In my humble opinion, we're still very early. With love, Your bitcoin maxi friend

If you have the word "dividend" or "investor" in your handle I will assume you have a lot to learn about bitcoin.

Do you think bitcoin at $68k is cheap or expensive?

Do you think the dip from $64k had anything to do with Coinbase or was it a normal liquidation?

A bunch of dummies selling their bitcoin at $69k was to be expected.

Do you think 401ks are a scam?

Is banks having custody of bitcoin going to be a good thing?

What would you be doing if bitcoin didn't exist?

Do you think the bitcoin price can be accurately predicted with mathematical models?

The question is not can you afford a $5 coffee. The question is why is a coffee $5.

Because it takes effort to understand.