I'm a son of the bourbon, I'm a son of a bitch I'm the dying breed of rock and roll left ass up in a ditch I've been up against the law, I've served some time in jail I've been known for gettin' stoned and raised my share of hell

I just got back from my nephews 8th birthday party. Every year I send $50 in Bitcoin to him (his dad/my brother). I have a total investment of $400. He has a total worth today of approximately $6,808. I’ve asked to make sure he gets this only when he’s 18. It will be fun to see what it’s worth then. I’m the boring Uncle now but I bet I’ll be the favorite in 10 years 😉

Blows my fucking mind how uninterested people are in bitcoin.

Can somebody help me understand why the fuck Peter would be speaking at the conference? This is definitely my last year…shits getting retarded!

My wife ran into my uncle yesterday and he said to her: “Ive seen #Bitcoin all over the news, your husband is actually a pretty smart man for getting in when he did, what are you guys going to do with all your money?” To which she replied, “we don’t have any, he’s still putting it all in #Bitcoin!”. Nobody quite gets it yet but we’re getting close!

So where are you at today? I say Fuck ‘Em

Where the fuck are all those loud mouthed XRP dipshits at right now?

I didn’t realize how stupid all of my friends were! They’ve spent the last 10 years not buying bitcoin, knowing damn well I told them to buy back then. I tell them to buy today too though. I let them know I’m still buying. Doesn’t matter! They don’t realize to what extent I’ve bought. One day, when we’re in our 50’s and 60’s, they’re going to tell me how lucky I am 🍀 and I’m going to tell them they should have fucking listened to me!

I stand with Bitcoin! Not America Not Solana Not XRP Not ADA Not Trump I stand with Bitcoin! PERIOD

The problem is when bitcoin is a million dollars a sandwich will be like a hundred fuckin bucks.

I didn’t buy bitcoin to get rich. I bought it so they couldn’t keep me poor.

My brother in law is STILL waiting for Bitcoin to be under 20K before he buys 🤷🏼‍♂️

If this is rich, I’m proud to be poor.

Just so you know…I’m riding this all the way back down to zero!

I’m not buying Bitcoin anymore. When I first started buying, I bought bitcoins but for the past several years I’ve been buying Satoshi’s. The normies think that they can’t afford to buy bitcoins and they’re right, most of us cannot. If they just understood that we are buying Sats, I think they’d feel better about it? But, in my experience, they don’t seem to understand this! That’s my goal for the normies I talk to, I want them to understand that hardly anyone is buying bitcoins. We’re all stacking Sats and that’s what 99.75% of the population is ever going to do.

Buying Ethereum is like wandering into a gay bar by accident. No harm if you didn’t know better but if you stick around….well, you’ve made your choice!

There’s a rumor going around here that the suddenly happens at $120K. Did you see that too? I’m not a TA junkie and I’ve never said this before but it feels like it might actually be time to “BUCKLE THE FUCK UP” just in case!

In 2004, my wife and I decided to start a family. We both had solid jobs and plenty of income, so we took out a home equity loan to expand our house. Our son was born in 2005, and our daughter followed in 2008. But by 2011, everything fell apart. I was on unemployment, and we couldn’t pay the bills. We had to section off a small area of our home just to keep warm. In 2011, I sat down with my wife and kids and told them my sole purpose was to find work and provide for them. I warned them not to expect anything more from me because it would take everything I had. I ate, slept, and breathed the grind, doing anything and everything to make money. By the end of 2013, we were back on our feet, and that’s when I discovered Bitcoin. I immediately loved the concept and intuitively used it as my savings account. But I kept grinding, got us out of debt, and kept stacking. I’m still stacking, and now they’re stacking too—maybe not as much as I’d like, but they’re stacking! I’m writing this because my family has sacrificed big time to get where we are. Tomorrow, I’m taking them out to a nice dinner to tell them how proud I am of them for understanding what I had to do. We may not have much cash on hand, but we’re living comfortably and a whole lot more freely. I value my time with them now more than ever because of what we went through. Ultimately, I’ll explain how we’re halfway through my Bitcoin plan, and if we keep exercising some delayed gratification, we’ll be living a life they can’t even imagine in a decade.

I’ve always been one to stay in my own little world and it looks like it’s going to remain that way. I’m simply not going to deal with the crypto cunts. Fuck ETH Fuck XRP Fuck Trump Coin Fuck Dog Coin Fuck Fart Coin Fuck ‘em all Bitcoin Purists are my people and WHEN it all goes to zero against us, against Bitcoin, our families will be the most prominent on the planet!

Bitcoin: +174,529,028%

The silence from Musk on Bitcoin is deafening to me.

I have a Million Dollar 15.85 #BTC piece of #Bitcoin history hanging on my wall now! Can you find it?

What’s the difference here?

I told my wife and kids in 2013 that I was riding Bitcoin to Zero or a Million whichever came first. Nothings changed!

Grab you a couple bitties and live the good life.

Help a retard out, would ya! Am I reading all this shit right? The world’s smartest man is saying “fuck it” on trying to fix the United States Spending/Debt issue. He’s admitting that it’s too big of a job and it’s out of control. He’s just gonna go back to doing simple shit like colonizing Mars instead?

Most people have no fucking idea what’s coming. You see, I was initiated properly to #Bitcoin. I first bought at the beginning of 2014 at around the $800 mark. What I was able to keep of it, I rode those first 3 years at a loss and then 💥 2017 HIT💥 People thought I was rich around the 20K mark…I never sold. Starting 2018 (3-10K range) I think I started every conversation with “Buy Bitcoin, Oh my name is ₿randon”lol. I tried to tell thousands and thousands of people that it was the future. Didn’t matter. Regardless of who I talked to (Dr’s, Mechanics, Coworkers, Sales Reps, Strangers, Waitresses, Cashiers, Hotel Clerks, you get the point) it was either an excuse as to why they weren’t going to buy or they just flat out didn’t give a fuck PERIOD. Then 💥2021 HIT💥and we were at 60K. People thought I was rich. I never sold. I kept stacking. Same thing again in 2022/2023 as the 2018-2019 era. I’m out there PREACHING. No one would listen. And you know what, I quit giving a fuck. Sure there’s that one brain cell out of 86 Billion that says “you could be wrong” but the other 85,999,999,999 are like FUCK IT, this is FREEDOM, this is like every fucking invention that’s ever been invented all crammed into the planet’s greatest invention EVER! This group of Bitcoiner’s is huge for me, far different from having literally no one on the same page as me in my town of 800 where I’m from but even this group here on X is tiny in the grand scheme of things and we need to find a way to save more people and get them off zero! How the fuck can we do that? How the fuck can we make them understand that we are STILL FUCKING STACKING. That this IS the future! This is FREEDOM LIKE YOUVE NEVER KNOWN. Yes, there will be times when the price is way under where you bought it but it doesn’t fucking matter. Go unbury your jar from the back yard. Skip a fucking meal or two. Put $20 in your account and buy some fucking BTC with it. GET STARTED and DONT SELL. You’ll realize soon enough that the fiat world just wants to fuck you right square in your ass anyway. Do you know what I tell that one brain cell of mine? I tell it that I’m so fucking ready to ride this bitch to zero if that’s what I have to do. It’s kinda like you buying a gun to stop someone from harming your family if you had the chance to protect them. Actually, NO, it’s not kinda like that…ITS EXACTLY LIKE THAT! You would die for them regardless but why not have an insurance policy that could wipe out the bad guys and you live happily ever fucking after

You’re a bitcoiner, that’s why I’m following you!

They stole my heart, they’ll get my bitcoins and I’m still the lucky one.

Christmas Eve: the day I gladly spend alone. Years ago, I showed up to my wife’s family Christmas already primed with a couple drinks in me. Her father (a BIG, loud mouthed narcissist) was there, as always, acting like the king of the room while everyone walked on eggshells around him. Everyone but me! This man refused to come to our wedding and wouldn’t even help his daughter with her dress. I tried for years to make peace, assuming he was just skeptical of me. Nope. Turns out, everything in his world is about him. PERIOD. That Christmas, it all came to a head. Words were thrown, fists followed, and we ruined Christmas. It was glorious. Nothing has been the same since and I wouldn’t have it any other way. He hates me because I refuse to let him treat me, my wife, or my kids like he does everyone else. Merry Christmas. LOL.

My wife wanted me to take her to a spa at a Farm in Franklin, TN yesterday on our way through. I used my own robe and slippers. It was all hoity-toity people there, not one of them knew shit about bitcoin. One guy dead seriously asked “does bitcoin still exist?” By the time these preppy people realize they need bitcoin it’ll be well over $1M. But I think that’s when they WANT it too, when it’s more valuable 🫠. They may run into a supply issue though!?!

I vividly remember getting a call from a buddy in mid ‘22 rhetorically asking me if I was still holding my Bitcoin (as if anyone who knows me doesn’t know I’m never fucking selling). He said, “I’ll give you this, you’ve got balls of steel.” But he was wrong. The real credit goes to him and anyone else who keeps taking blows to the nut sack from the Fed and doesn’t do a damn thing about it when they very easily could just buy #Bitcoin ₿

Every paycheck they steal 30% from me of the same money they print whenever the fuck they want to, they somehow still end up $36 trillion in the hole and I’m the one thats supposed to worry about them coming after me for “not being honest”? Fuck that….FUCK THEM! I will be fiat poor the rest of my life and be buying bitcoin until the day I die!

If you’ve made it to true bitcoiner status, please be my friend, because I simply don’t have any in real life. They’re all normies or still shitcoining retards!

Bitcoin is topless, you know that, right?

I really want to follow more #Bitcoin ONLY accounts! I unfollowed/blocked a bunch of people recently due to the scam coin outbreak so it’s time to pump those numbers back up with quality bitcoiners.

Got the lens done for the light fixture. Whatcha think? I like the ambience much better now!

My biggest monthly expense is buying bitcoin.

Some dumb son of bitch sold Bitcoin within that yellow circle.

After a nice dinner with my wife at a winery last night, she wanted to swing by her brother’s place before heading home. Turns out, he had a crowd over. And TBH I can’t do normie gatherings unless there’s whiskey involved. So, I poured a solid three fingers, settled in, and braced myself. Sure enough, the conversation steered into Bitcoin. Thing is, they already knew exactly where I stood. Apparently, everyone there had seen a TikTok my wife and daughter convinced me to post this summer, fuckin embarrassing but I thought what the hell, if I reached one normie and helped them maybe it was worth trying it their way. Anyway…… I unapologetically laid it down for them in living color. Had to explain to one dude how his XRP is such a massive pile of shit. One guy says “I’m not buying bitcoin now that it’s $100K”. I had fun preaching the $1M gospel. Told him I will be converting cash to bitcoin forever and never the other way around. Some of them asked for private chats at the bunker. Looks like it might be time to start savin’ sum mutha fuckers!?!

Whoever is in charge of suppressing the price of bitcoin…I need you to SUPPRESS HARDER!

I have my 16 year old daughter stackin sats all on her own now too. That puts everyone in the family in #Bitcoin on an individual level. I had to do the usual guardian sign off stuff but she works at an ice cream shop and babysits, puts her money in the bank and buys bitcoin all on her own. I am bragging. I am proud!

I tried like hell to behave myself this year and it’s been absolutely fucking boring. That shits over. To me there’s not much better than a bourbon on the rocks with a couple filthy cherries. We weren’t built to last. Cheers 🥃 or GFY

I do wish more regular folks would’ve gotten to bitcoin before all the suits did.

🚨🚨Im sorry to alarm you, but we do have an emergency 🚨🚨 You’re only getting 911 sats per dollar now. And it’s about to get worse.

Where does a guy find MORE verified bitcoin only peps? How many could I possibly have missed!?! I mean that’s an immediate follow anyway.

I’m an epoxy floor guy, I had to redo the floor because I’m putting the final touches on the #Bitcoin ₿unker over the winter. Should I continue to post updates along the way or just go fuck myself?

My wife’s friend is stacking $10 of Bitcoin every single day….one of the rare few locking in this opportunity under $100K. I’ve been telling her about this for years, and now she’s making it happen. A single mom grinding to raise two boys, she’s earning every sat the hard way. She’s a badass and deserves Bitcoin! I’m happy for her and her sons!

Bitcoin is probably my favorite weapon.

Ahh…Fuck it! At least he’s gonna free Ross tomorrow……right? He’s still gonna free Ross, isn’t he? He has to do that…..

I’ve cheated my way through life. As a kid, a car ran me over and pinned me underneath. I lived and cheated death. In high school, I copied the smart kids and somehow walked away with a diploma. As an adult, I found the ultimate cheat code….. ₿ITCOIN

When I started this bitcoin journey I was truly all alone. I’m thankful that @SatoShe_21 is a ₿eliever now but back in 2013 I was just a lunatic to everyone. In a time when we were still struggling badly, I placed my ₿ET while continuing the climb out of debt. Just a few years prior we couldn’t pay our bills to the point where we had trouble staying warm in the winter, so it wasn’t an easy decision. We’ve never sold bitcoin and we never will. We just keep mining fiat and stacking. If the world doesn’t wake up to bitcoin so that we can properly spend it one day, it was still worth every penny for the freedom fight we’ve fought. Just wanted to give a shout out to the love of my life publicly for putting up with a lunatic for so long 🧡

Some of my wife’s family is staying with us. The 21 year old girl completely spaced out during my Bitcoin sermon (lol). These kids have the most to gain and are the ones who will be the most fucked without it. I can’t possibly get any louder with my talks. You can’t look at me and not think about Bitcoin. I bought their dinner last night with Bitcoin. I don’t know what else to do. Maybe reverse psychology is the answer? Maybe if I were to simply say “₿e left ₿ehind, I don’t give a fuck” and walk away, that would be more effective? Seriously, it may work better!

My brother just hit Satoshi Decamillionaire status. He, my son, and I took off on our Harleys and had a killer conversation over lunch. He’s moving it all to cold storage—I had no clue he stacked that much. .10 Bitcoin is a helluva milestone, and I’m damn proud of him for it. That’s almost 40x each human’s fair share.

The limit is low but the reward is high. Here at the Bitcoin ₿unker our meat falls from the sky.

🚨BREAKING🚨 Some dude with no bitcoin just told me how money works!

They slapped ‘In God We Trust’ on their dirty paper to make us believe in it. But God didn’t print that shit!

It’s truly nice to be here with all you diamond handed motherfuckers!

Them: whatcha doin today? Me: watchin’ fiat die 😝

When it comes to Bitcoin and you call me lucky, I say: FUCK YOU🖕🏼 When it comes to my wife and you call me lucky, I say: AMEN 🙏🏻 I ain’t much to look at…she’s beautiful. She’s very friendly…I can be a real pain in the ass. Yet we get along great, we’ve been by each others side for 27 years and neither of us would have it any other way. ₿LESSED!

I was a nobody, forged in the school of hard knocks. Just another guy destined to grind himself into the ground with nothing to show for it. Then I found Bitcoin. Enrolled in the school of Satoshi. Now, I’m outpacing Ivy Leaguers from Harvard and Yale, not because I’m smarter, but because I was wise enough to choose the only path that breaks the chains of government exploitation and financial slavery. Satoshi showed me the way. THANK YOU, Satoshi 🙏🏻

My wife just told me that my daughter’s new boyfriend owns multiple shit coins and zero bitcoin.

A self proclaimed dumb fuck construction worker drowning in debt with very little computer skills figured out buying bitcoin and putting it in cold storage 12years ago and there are people today acting like it’s difficult to do. IT IS NOT!

I’m from a town of 390 people, we don’t have a single stop light, no bank, etc.. The local butcher called me today and asked me about #Bitcoin. I think that fucker’s on here somewhere. Which one of you is Chub? Anyway, it’s kinda weird what’s been happening in my sleepy little town. Recently there’s been several people asking me about Bitcoin and before they were laughing or annoyed to hear me talking about it. What does this mean? I’ll tell ya what I think it means, I think they seen the presidential candidates speaking about it, they seen the Sphere in Vegas displaying it, they can’t watch or listen to their news channels without seeing or hearing it. It’s every-fuckin-where and they’re all gonna be coming for those sats soon. This is the warm up period and this game (this time around) is going to be like some shit nobody’s ever seen before. That’s what I think!

The reason bitcoin hasn’t seen mass adoption is because it’s not a fuckin lottery ticket. Bitcoin takes responsibility, discipline, and time. Nobody wants that shit but they sure like their scratch offs and pull tabs!

Bitcoin is slowly turning me into a fucking nerd.

So WHEN I hit a block, will it tell me on my ₿itaxe, or do I need to keep checking my dashboard and wallet every day like I am now?

They want us trapped in their left vs right circus. It ain’t happenin for me. The left is deranged and the right is corrupt… the Epstein shit proves it all. Never surrender your weapons. Stack sats and starve the state. ₿itcoin is the ₿attlefield. I wish more people understood this.

I tried to push it over but it didn’t help.

Why haven’t you female bitcoiners created a “Community” on here called SatoSHE’S?

I didn’t study Bitcoin. I grabbed it like oxygen. Back in 2013, I didn’t know who Satoshi was. Didn’t know there were only 21 million. Didn’t care. I just knew pain. And I knew lies. And I knew I was done with both. Bitcoin didn’t make me rich. It made me dangerous. Now I’ve got a freedom they can’t print, freeze, or steal. It gave me hope. And that hope turned into untouchable freedom. Not sure how else to explain it. I’m just out here livin’ it. I’m not rich. I’M FREE‼️ Speaking of freedom… I’m hopping on the bike. No more cages for me. If you’re Bitcoin Only…have a great fucking day. You earned it. If you’re still shitcoining… spend the day digging your head out of your ass. ✌🏻

It might not be 100K but I’m listening to the ₿lues, sipping ₿ourbon and sending my favorite people a ₿itcoin message anyway.

I wish there were an easy way to locate ALL of the Bitcoin Only accounts; I’d follow every single one! Though I’ve held Bitcoin in Cold Storage for over 11 years, I wasn’t a TRUE Bitcoiner until I got here. I love that I’m now a node runner and hashing, among other things, thanks to all you fuckers 🙏🏻

The next fun number is all 7’s, right? $77,777.77 BTC

If Bitcoin hadn’t come along, I’d be in a cell or a casket. So don’t fuckin tell me it didn’t save my life.

I shoulda sold the fucking house.

OMG…I’m getting a fuckin BJ! Been waiting for this moment for a while now. It’s finally happening. I’m nervous, excited… a little sweaty if I’m being honest. I’ve fantasized about how it would feel…where I’d be, what I’d say. Would I be able to just lean back and play it cool!?! It started with a DM. Real casual. Next thing I know we’re setting up a date and time. She said I was the right one. She had been watching me and liked my energy. When the call came, I damn near panicked. I tried to keep my voice steady, but inside I was screaming. I didn’t want to blow it… but also, I really wanted to blow the roof off. I couldn’t be happier about FINALLY getting a Bitcoin Job!

I still miss the #Bitcoin B. Do we have an explanation as to why this was taken from us yet?

You wake up and Bitcoin is at $250K nitter.app/Fun_Viral_Vids/status/…

Losers can win with bitcoin! I didn’t go to college, barely made it through highschool. I had to work my ass off to survive. Ended up a drunk, wound up in jail….I was definitely set to fail. But Bitcoin kicked the fuckin door in. I saw it for what it was….an escape hatch out of a world that literally wanted to work me to death. I grabbed it and never let go. I’m a born loser who found a way to win with Bitcoin.

I’m 100% not going to the “Bitcoin” 26 Conference next year! There’s a reason they’re giving tickets away. They need to be taught a lesson. If enough people were to RE₿EL and ₿OYCOTT, they’d have no choice but to make it ₿ITCOIN ONLY and stop their shit coining ways. I need a list of other events where I can still go shoot the shit with other bitcoin only peps though. I don’t even like people and that was by far the best part of the whole experience.

My wife’s family is over. I was just asked “is now a good time to buy #Bitcoin?” 🙄 I just said, remember Christmas a couple years ago when I said it was a good time to buy? Yeah right now is a good time to buy too and so is next year and the year after. I’ll tell you when the people are going to lose their minds, when it’s over 100K. Everyone will be buying that shit then 🤣

I HATE THE FUCKING BANKS! Im borrowing their dog shit and turning it into digital gold….they don’t like that!

Do you think it pisses them off that they can’t shake us out of our #bitcoin?

Remember when the “Buy ₿itcoin” Yellow Notepad sold for 16 BTC?

Things are changing dramatically within me now. I’ve been in #Bitcoin since December of 2013 but I just came to Twitter/X this year. Since I’ve been here, I’ve been much happier being able to converse with all you fucking nut jobs. I’m stuck in the middle of normie-land and without all of you, I wouldn’t be advancing like I am. Today something is dying inside me and I love it. It’s political death! It feels just as liberating as bitcoin itself does. I don’t care who wins presidency anymore, I genuinely do not. I’m voting for Satoshi Nakamoto and I’ll prove it in November! I’m about to go triple maxi mode!!

Yesterday, my wife got a call from her friend and her friend’s husband. They had just hit it big at the casino and won $42,000. My wife congratulated them and said, “You should buy Bitcoin with that.” Her friend’s husband replied, “Yeah, we know. Your husband was right…we should’ve bought Bitcoin.” My wife didn’t skip a beat and said “You should STILL buy Bitcoin.” I’m telling you she’s a keeper. His name is Andrew, and he also mentioned that he’s following me online. That could only mean one of two things: either he stumbled across the TikTok my wife and daughter convinced me to make, or the more likely scenario is that he’s lurking around here somewhere. We had dinner back in 2018 or 2019 when he thought he was too late for Bitcoin. I assured him he wasn’t. Fast forward to now…he told my wife he never bought Bitcoin but still has XRP, and is completely fed up with it. Come on out, let’s finish this conversation bro! Everyone here will help you understand that converting that shit (the XRP and the Cash) to Bitcoin is a life saving move!

Ive done some pretty stupid shit in my life but at least I’ve never sold bitcoin because of a tariff hike threat.

Just like when I was in high school… I don’t fit in here. I don’t really fit in anywhere. Everyone here is too goddamn smart for me. I’m not even sure I should be running a node because I don’t know what the fuck is going on… I can’t keep up. I’ve always just been a fuck off… still am and always will be. That part is never going to change. All the above is all I’ve been thinking about lately. And then this morning Apple Photos decides to show me these two pictures and I remember why I’m actually here. @SatoShe_21 and I were just a couple of wild kids back then and now we’ve got two of our own seemingly walking the same damn path. Time’s slipping away! This is why I Bitcoin and it’s why I’m here. I’m not just stacking sats. I am stacking TIME to be with the ones I’ll die for. I was completely robbed of that with my father. If you boil it right down, the only thing that matters in my journey is that when I can no longer be here for them… Bitcoin will be. I just don’t want them to struggle….thats MY job! I’m stacking for them and this place has definitely made me dot my i’s and cross my t’s. I appreciate y’alls knowledge… I really do! But I think I’ve reached my limit. I believe I have more than enough information to remain self sovereign, to be sure my family will inherit my bitcoin and to help other fuck offs become bitcoiners. That’s all I need!

I don’t always get a follow from @americanhodl8 but when I do, I’m sure as hell not gonna go without announcing it! Thanks brother 👊🏻 And thanks to @1914ad 🥃

I don’t follow many of the big accounts because their shit shows up in my feed anyway and they’re not very interested in interacting. I want to follow more bitcoiners who have a story to tell, not just out there to pump you up about how #Bitcoin is going to the moon. The fact is, many of the smaller accounts are far more enjoyable!