Squawk Box on CNBC. Former WSJ reporter & Fortune columnist. ECNY board. Rutgers grad.

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Replying to @AOC
I just went to a crowded Red Robin and I'm 30. It was delicious, and I took my sweet time eating my meal. Because this is America. And I'll do what I want.
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My daughter has underlying issues that put her in a higher risk category. But thanks for your advice, Karen.
Hey @beckyquick, @cdcgov says the risk your children will die from #Covid is 1 in 1,000,000. If that’s too high a risk for you, then you should never put them in a car. Or let them outside, period. Enough with pretending reopening schools is some terrible complicated choice.
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Significant breaking news: Pfizer says 3 doses of its current Covid vaccine (2 original shots plus booster) provide as much protection vs Omicron as 2 shots provided against the original variant. Dow futures spike to up 140.
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Charlie Munger at The Daily Journal meeting right now, talking about spacs: “The investment banking profession will sell shit as long as shit can be sold.”
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So my Mom cut my Dad’s hair yesterday. She did a good job ... on the front. #QuarantineLife
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Nature’s just showing off tonight. Making sure we’re gonna miss summer.
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This is really stupid advice.
OPINION: In theory there's nothing wrong with borrowing a modest amount to buy more stocks, as we do to buy our homes. But make sure you can ride out the volatility. trib.al/8rbJIOa
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BREAKING: Warren Buffett says his views on the airlines has changed because of COVID-19. “I don’t know that 3-4 years from now people will fly as many passenger miles as they did last year .... you’ve got too many planes.”
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Haven’t tried this since 2nd grade. Hair driving me nuts. Cutting it myself. Interesting experiment — tune in to ⁦@SquawkCNBC⁩ tomorrow at 6 am for results.
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No you didn't. What are you smoking?
I just heard #CNBC anchor @BeckyQuick describe the current U.S. economy as experiencing an economic boom. It's one thing to deny that the U.S. economy is in #recession, despite two quarters of negative #GDP, but it's a whole new level of delusion to claim it's enjoying a boom.
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.@ElonMusk takes a 9.2% stake in $TWTR. Twitter shares up 27%.
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Here you go, weirdo.
Replying to @BeckyQuick
Becky Quick post some pictures of your feet
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Can’t. We have four kids at home, including a 3-year-old who will demand to be in my lap if she knows I am home. I am hiding in a back bedroom for the show every morning, stuffing towels under the door so she doesn’t hear my voice.
Replying to @BeckyQuick
Change your background at home. Lisman and Joe Have you beat.
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Kudos to Stop&Shop. They’ll be opening all their stores from 6:00 to 7:30 am only to people age 60 and up starting Thursday, to allow them to shop in a less crowded environment. Wonderful way to care for those who are more vulnerable.
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European Vacation, Squawk style. Join us on ⁦@SquawkCNBC⁩ tomorrow, 6 am Eastern! (“Look kids… Big Ben! Parliament! Again.”) ⁦@JoeSquawk⁩ ⁦@andrewrsorkin
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Actually @ScottGottliebMD deserves all the praise. He’s gotten up early with us almost every day for more than four months, taken our every question & curiosity on COVID. He’s calm, rational and incredibly knowledgeable on the science & public policy. Huge thanks to him. 🙏
@BeckyQuick your interviews with @ScottGottliebMD throughout the crisis have been fantastic: fact-based, no shouting; so rare these days. You and your colleagues have done a great service and deserve our thanks.
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Now that’s a hero. ❤️
This is James Harrison. When he was 18, he learned that his blood contained an antibody that could treat a rare blood disease in infants. He donated blood every week for the next 60 years. By the time he was done, he'd saved more than 2.4 million lives.
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Squawk squad … ringing the opening 🔔 ⁦@SquawkCNBC
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Happy Birthday Dad! Love you!
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❤️👏🏻🎉
Celebrating my daughter beating cancer with an extra-special Lightning Round
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Oh get over yourself you Grinch. I celebrate Christmas. But why would I assume everyone else does as well? I say Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year when I don't know what someone else celebrates. "War" on Christmas. Snowflake.
Replying to @BeckyQuick
And the war on Christmas continues. Thanks, Becky
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Ummmm …. Why?
Boston University researchers claim to have developed new, more lethal COVID strain in lab trib.al/WttjUAU
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Hmmm ... then maybe “unfollow” me, genius.
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Times Square, around 5 am today.
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We caught each other by surprise.
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If you haven’t seen the Sam Bankman Fried complaint from the SEC, here are some of the juiciest parts:
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I love both of these boys so much.
Playing sports may not help build character, but it does reveal character. Lucas Lacina, a high school wrestler with cerebral palsy, pinned his opponent for the win.
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Setting moon on my way into work. Two thoughts: it’s gorgeous. And I wake up way too early.
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People are stupid.
Hyper-inflation in luxury: Chanel raised the price of its Classic Flap Bag 3 times last year, from $5,200 to $8,200. “We’ve seen absolutely no consumer resistance to any or the price increases” in luxury. on.wsj.com/3rt96JJ
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The “bathrobe” is back, bitches. Appearing on @SquawkCNBC at 6 am Eastern. This one’s for you, @SEENANDNOTSEEN
I thought you said you were going to be throwing softballs at me?? This is a fast pitch. But no matter — I like this jacket! And will wear it again in a couple of weeks, just to torment you.
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A welcome party crasher!
"This is the greatest show on earth" - Jensen Huang's cameo on @SquawkCNBC
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Incredibly proud of my husband, @matthew_quayle ❤️👇
We are delighted to recognize Matt Quayle @Matthew_Quayle as a 2020 Business News Visionary, honored for his off-camera contributions and innovations, including co-creator of @SquawkCNBC and @SquawkStreet. Hear his oral history at: tinyurl.com/BNVA-Quayle
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“Most good salespeople believe their own baloney.” — Warren Buffett #BRK2020
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Work from home. How it started vs how it’s going. See you from the Nasdaq studio Tuesday AM on @SquawkCNBC!
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Nothing quite like rocking a child to sleep in your arms, under a blue sky filled with cottony clouds.
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Getting ready for tomorrow! Join ⁦@SquawkCNBC⁩ live from ⁦@NBCOlympics⁩ in Paris! #Olympics2024
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Our new kitten, Coco, studying for the show this morning.
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View from our set in Davos. Coverage starts 6 am Eastern time Tuesday. #WEF2023@SquawkCNBC
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Apple CEO Time Cook tells me he spoke with Warren Buffett yesterday about the sale of about 15m shares of $AAPL that was revealed in this morning’s 10Q by $BRK. Apple is still Berkshire’s largest holding, by far. “It’s a privilege to have them as a shareholder,” Cook tells me. #BRK2024
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Don’t be so cursory or quick to judge. Curio is loaded with Legos my son built, including a replica of the Vegas Strip, in honor of its reopening. Rest of the house is for the kids, so you get what get. Stay for the content, not the decor.
Half size curio shelf, blank walls and Squawk. 3/10. @BeckyQuick
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Quite a sunset.
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Made my YEAR!!! 😁🎉 Thanks ⁦@TheRock⁩!
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🎉💕
🔔 @CNBC Squawk Box has been the ultimate “pre-market” morning news and talk program for 30 years, bringing the pulse of the markets to millions. Congratulations KC Sullivan, @BeckyQuick, @andrewrsorkin, and @JoeSquawk! We're thrilled to celebrate this huge milestone at @Nasdaq MarketSite! 🎉
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NEW: Berkshire Hathaway board unanimously votes to name Greg Abel President and CEO as of Jan. 1, 2026, and for Warren Buffett to remain as Chairman. Release expected before opening bell. (Buffett announced this would be his recommendation over the weekend, but it wasn’t clear if he’d remain as Chairman. He will still be going to the office every day.)
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Company on my morning walk.
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Nobody ever looks at anybody. Trying an experiment in the airport today. Looking people in the eye as we walk by each other and trying to make them smile.
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No one's preventing me from doing anything. I'm seeking advice from one the best possible sources about how to make decisions involving immunocompromised people in my family, just like millions of other people are right now. Step off, you heartless Grinch.
Hearing @BeckyQuick on @SquawkCNBC this AM asking @ScottGottliebMD for permission to gather during Christmas was nauseating. Hey Becky, you’re triple vaxed, live your life, you don’t have to ask permission from anyone to gather with your family during Christmas or any other time.
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Well, at least I wasn’t picking my nose …
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My kids do go to public school. Smarty pants.
@BeckyQuick I bet your kids don’t go to public school, do they Becky? Stop pretending to care and push this bs.
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View from my shower > my shower this AM. (But water is warm so no complaints!)
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Yes, everything I have invested is in equities. No, I haven't sold anything. (Actually bought more a couple weeks ago.) I'm an investor, not a trader.
Replying to @BeckyQuick
Are you still fully invested, that is the question?
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?? Or living on a fixed income 🙄
Replying to @BeckyQuick
Grandparents that are concerned about the stock market are either foolish or greedy.
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Happy 70th Birthday Mom!! 😘
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So incredibly impressed by @KernenBlake! I’ve watched this beautiful young woman grow up over the years. Every time I get to see her my admiration grows.
Take your daughter to work day! ⁦⁦@KernenBlake⁩ ⁦@BeckyQuick
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Kudos to @Walmart — just announced it will spend over half a billion dollars on its associates to thank them for working so hard through this crisis. Join us in the 7 am Eastern time Friday on @SquawkCNBC to hear more from $WMT EVP Dan Bartlett.
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❤️ my bros! #SiblingDay
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I think I have a problem. Lying in bed doing the Quordle. Hear what I think is rain. Instead of peeking through the blinds to confirm I open the weather app. Instead of telling someone in my house, I open Twitter to confess. (Shuts off phone in shame.)
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I never realized how many times a day my face itches until I tried to stop touching it. 23 times so far this morning, and it’s only 5:13 am.
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I got bleeped? &*$@ that!
What did @BeckyQuick say to get ‘bleeped’ in the first segment of @SquawkCNBC
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Brilliant
Stock markets explained in 15 secs.
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I’ve been 100% in equities for the last decade.
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No.
@BeckyQuick your gorgeous. Wanna date ?
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Paul Tudor Jones on the Federal Reserve: says this is "the most inappropriate monetary policy that I've seen maybe in my lifetime."
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Sunset tonight. Makes me think of the light at the end of the tunnel. #hopeful
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Summer’s over, back to work! Tomorrow on @SquawkCNBC, McDonald’s CEO Chris Kempczinski and John Malone join us on set! In the 8 am Eastern hour.
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❤️🙏👇
WATCH: A police officer saved the life of a choking 3-week-old baby as her distraught family watched. "Not only did the officer save the baby, but the officer did an outstanding job consoling the family," the Sterling Heights Police Department said.
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Buffett on selling Apple shares: “I don’t mind at all (given current the current economic environment) building our cash position.” $BRK already had $182b in cash at end of Q1, and Buffett estimates it will be ~$200b soon. 😳
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Restoring her house, and my faith in humanity.
This electrician noticed an elderly woman's house was falling apart, and he couldn't look away. So, he rallied local contractors, plumbers and landscapers and they volunteered to fix her house for free ❤️
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Joe *is* a scientist. He studied cancer research at MIT.
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It’s a requirement for school. You’d rather I don’t send her? Idiot.
Putting a mask on your 4 year old makes you a bigger jerk, Becky. You're a "reporter", correct? Maybe do some research about the negative side effects of masking children.
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Well, I'm assuming you're not going to catch an STD from a family member at Thanksgiving dinner. Maybe your family does things differently ...
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No I didn’t.
CNBC anchor @BeckyQuick asked an IMF Managing Director if central banks should proceed with easing monetary policy and cutting interest rates now that the #inflation problem has been solved. In other words, does victory over inflation mean central banks can now create more of it?
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Pretty much as good as it gets, in terms of seeing the sunrise on my way to work. Days start getting shorter next week. 😢
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Not when you’re not quoting part of a sentence, “Einstein”.
Replying to @BeckyQuick
Punctuation goes inside the quote, genius.
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I never realized how many of you all wake up in the wee hours of the morning. Good morning everybody! Thrilled to have the company.
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Sunset over the East Coast.
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I’m down with this new greeting. cc: @andrewrsorkin
What to do if you can't shake hands? #coronavirus #creativity #china
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Study out of Germany just showed wearing masks cuts transmission of COVID-19 by 40%. But I’d hate to inconvenience you.
Replying to @BeckyQuick
I love tweets like this. It’s funny to watch the rest of the country crap themselves over a stupid mask that does nothing unless someone is coughing or sneezing. I’m waiting for the results of my test too. IT WAS MANDATED BY MY EMPLOYER.
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Love this!
Sara Blakely sold fax machines door-to-door and started Spanx with $5,000 in savings & no experience. She never raised money & has now sold a majority stake in the brand at a $1.2 billion valuation. The best part? The gift she gave her 500+ employees to celebrate. Amazing 🙏
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I don’t own investments in any big pharmaceutical companies, jackass.
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And the clouds part …#AmericaTheBeautiful
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If you work for company with a 401k matching program, try to max it out. It’s free money you miss out on otherwise. It’s hard to do when you start out & don’t have much disposable income, but it really adds up over time. Chart breaking down sources from an old 401k of mine.
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Wow! Royal Caribbean just called. I’ve won an 8-day, all inclusive cruise. Must be an exclusive club! Hard pass.
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*That's* the picture you tweet?? LOL Well, *you* look good Ryan!
In the chair and ready to go. Coming up on @SquawkCNBC with @BeckyQuick and @SullyCNBC soon!
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Just fine. I don’t invest money that I need to survive. Relax people. Not saying this is a bottom. But you shouldn’t money in the market that you need to spend anytime in the next couple of years. That’s gambling, not investing.
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*You’re* making fun of names? You’re kidding, right?
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So we keep asking this on air, but @satyanadella maybe you can answer for us: Are you still good for your $80b post DeepSeek?
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Hahahahaha. Yeah, *I* sound like a jerk …
Replying to @BeckyQuick
Please stop the DJ voice, get the snot and phlegm out of your throat before you get on the air. You sound like a jerk.
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