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The genre of actor just playing themselves in different franchises needs to die off
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>massive trust fund
>star player of sports ball
>hates history of magic (which sounds fascinating)
>just likes shooting his magic gun
>becomes a cop
>marries his high school sweetheart
Harry Potter was a jock tbh
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Stormcloaks: โSKYRIM IS FOR THE NORDS!โ
Also Stormcloaks with their super-secret Khajiit wife (they all have one):
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โWhatโs this prisoner doing here? This cell is supposed to be off limits!โ
โThe usual mixup with the watch, Iโฆโ
โStand back, prisoner!โ
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โAll due respect, you've got no fuckin' idea what it's like bein' the Hero of Kvatch.โ
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Thereโs a Unicorn battling the demonic hordes from hell in my game
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โMy husband taught alchemy at the Arcane University until he caught Rockjoint and had to start brewing skooma to pay for the healerโฆ and now Iโm in prison.โ
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What. The. Fuck.
Community note
not giving credit to the actual uploader @SpadGame
nitter.app/SpadGame/statu
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With the weather getting better and temperatures rising, be mindful what refreshing treats you give your kids.
This guy here recently found Hasan Piker hidden in his ice cream. Wouldnโt wish that on anyone.
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โOk, the game is almost finished. What about marketi-โ
โShadowdrop it.โ
โBut Todd, we should really-โ
โI SAID SHADOWDROP IT!โ
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The atmosphere in Bruma is really nice.
They should make a whole Elder Scrolls game out of this kind of aesthetic.
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โYou Daedra seem to have forgotten something. Youโve forgotten that Iโm Himโข.โ
-John Oblivion
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The city guard watching me stand in front of a merchants shop for a full 12 hours without moving a muscle:
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Hereโs the official Oblivion racism chart.
Surprisingly to no one, the polyamorous, green skinned monstrosities are reviled by everyone, yet aggressively non-racist themselves.
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Me: โMan those enemies are way too tough on Expert difficulty, better go back to Adept.โ
Also me: โYou saw the health bar move. It can bleed. And if it can bleed, it can die.โ
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POV: Youโre walking through Solitude wearing the finest clothing you could get your hands on.
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So, about the character creatorโฆ glad to report itโs the same as it ever was.
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The thing isnโt that itโs a legitimate game mechanic, itโs that being a vampire in Oblivion absolutely fucking sucks and even makes it near impossible to finish some quests
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The fact that she looks nothing like the character sheโs supposed to depict which has been established over years and years is a pretty good indicator
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Found a bug in the remaster that wasnโt there in the OG
I've only stolen 1 item so far (some leather armor part in Agamirs house) yet the number of stolen items in the Details tab is way higher
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โDonโt just follow the quest markers,โ they said. โGo explore,โ they said.
โYou never know what you might findโ, they said.
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View of the Throat of the World from Frostcrag Spire.
Somewhere up there, Paarthurnax is teaching old men how to speak really loudly while Daedra are overrunning the land.
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