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Christians heard Megan speaking Japanese, and called her a devil worshipper. This is why no one fucking likes y’all..imagine being so goddamn stupid, you think a language outside of english being spoken is “demonic” 😭
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I thought yall said undocumented immigrants didn’t pay taxes?????
The IRS has agreed to share immigrants’ tax information with ICE to facilitate deportations.
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They don’t want Klay, they want Megan’s man
The girls coming out the wood calling Klay Thompson fine. These the type of bitches that only went a man when they see you with them! Watch out for these ones!
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My first day working with my last white supervisor, she told me about her dad molesting her. I was like baby, I’m sorry but could you pass me the envelopes
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Bitch, what is “too far”??? Have we started killing them en masse for saying no? Have we started taking away their own rights to their bodies? Have we implemented a system in which the goal is to make them dependent on partnering with us for survival????? Fucking dummy
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Imagine being so fucking DUMB, you hear fucking anime references, don’t understand simply because you’re not the target audience, and think “hm this MUST be the work of Satan”
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“Why does everyone make fun of Christians?” Shit like this lmao
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If tory lanez is acquitted, you kniggers wouldn’t be able to stop screeching about how you knew Megan was lying, but if he’s found guilty, y’all will cry about how the system is broken, and designed to pull black men in jail lmao.
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Cis black women being transphobic is…..odd seeing as we aren’t even afforded the femininity and womanhood y’all clutch upon so much when y’all are trying to justify being transphobic
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Men think “provide” means “control”, that’s the disconnect.
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Replying to @raphousetv7
Being this pretty and wasting your sexiest years dating a man in jail is absolutely insane
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Replying to @koi_takleefff
Men hate when women look out for each other, because it makes it difficult for them to be a predator :((
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This obsession y’all have with trying to make people feel guilty for not wanting to date someone they aren’t attracted to, is weird as fuck
Is dating really trash or is it just the people that you friend zoned treated you better than the people you’re actually attracted to?
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Shit like this is why I hate when yall assume that women in relationships with losers arent losers themselves. Y’all were screaming that she needed to leave him, whole time she’s proven herself to be a goddamn bird, so they’re a match
DDG and Halle Bailey are actual weirdos. This girl on tiktok said he tried to return a $6k jacket that smelled and was clearly worn (which she had proof of bc he TOLD her he’s using it for a music video). She said Halle was heated and going back and forth w her.
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Replying to @arcentral_
The men who call her ugly are *checks notes* also mad she wouldn’t date them
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We get it, you harvest the finest of juices and berries, and make a treacherous journey over the river and through the woods to hunt top notch bison and gather cashews, but the price of shit is still too fucking high
yall will buy nothing but processed foods and juice and complain that groceries are high.
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Ah yes, the product of a forbidden interracial relationship beauty
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The girl said she respects how the nigga feels, and the second bitch went on a pointless rant for handclaps from other loser ass niggas
Her boyfriend broke up with her because of her male best friend, was he wrong?
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A literal rapist is the president!! Men are shaming women for having JOBS! What the fuck are you bitches on about?????
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Replying to @nigerianprynce
Nigga response literally drove home how corny he is
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The same demographic of men complaining about not having safe spaces, and not being able to live as they please, are littering this picture with homophobia.l, because it doesn’t fit their version of masculinity. It’s quite funny to ya girl
The Prosecco Papi’s Picnic was a success!! We’ll invite y’all to the next one! 😉
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Mean tweets vs rape and murder, are you hoes fucking for real????????
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I like how he very politely told the dad to shut the hell up 😭
Came across a TikTok of the guy who opened a special needs barber shop and it’s so precious🥹 the patience and care is overwhelming
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“But he had a song called Donald Trump” yeah, in fucking 2011 right after he graduated high school, and the track was only referencing to Donald being powerful. No one knew about his damn politics well before he ran for president, folks just shouted him out for being rich
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Replying to @MrsJellySantos
Folks tore that woman to shreds when she said she teaches her kids not to be annoying, but this shit is a direct result of people not teaching their kids to read the fucking room
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Replying to @SmashDaTopic
“I’m just saying” while trying to hide her face 😭 weak ass bitch
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Men: “why doesn’t anyone care about father’s day? ☹️” Men: “why would I need to actively be involved in raising my child??”
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And those of us who aren’t stupid have been telling yall asses who believed that lie in the first place, that they were never living tax free
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Like, we get it, you were cheated on, but the weird anti-monogamy, you bringing up cheating when you see a happy couple shit is psych ward behavior. You’re literally obsessed with cheating, and you’re freaking everyone out
it’s gonna be such a nasty day on here when jalen hurts does the thing
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Replying to @NBCPolitics
Bitch, HUH???
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Replying to @HairWeaveKiilla
Who you trying to convince, us or yourself?
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So millennial women are mad at North for dancing to Ice Spice, calling her “fast” n shit, like y’all weren’t booty dancing to Destiny’s Child with your shirts pulled up. Did y’all forget????
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Being sad you don’t have grandkids, when your literal kids are fighting for their lives is fucking crazy
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“They’re not real women!!” Bitch, neither are we lmao
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MBJ being nearly 40, rich and famous, still reacting to who called him corny in high school, really just proves that he’s fucking corny
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Y’all try to gatekeep the most insignificant shit, because the exclusivity you want isn’t attainable, so you have to make believe
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Replying to @teylashaye
The only victim is the baby, honestly
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Why are y’all assuming he’s some regular nigga after her money when he’s in the same room as one of the richest families on earth…..
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Replying to @mariahfushimi
I wonder if people are as mad at their absent dads, as they are at you for having one????
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This is literally abusive, and one of the red flags yall swear you never saw
man , should i put on my ski mask or laugh.?🌚
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Y’all are taking this part a bit too on the nose, but it’s expected, cause y’all aren’t smart
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Replying to @IceQuebe_
They want head pats from white men so fucking bad
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Replying to @ShayyThaaDolll
Yall: “fat people need to be healthy!” Yall when you see fat people trying to make better health decisions: 😡🤬
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Replying to @domainsdomain
The look on her face. The disappointment in her voice. WHEW!
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Replying to @Trill__Parcells
Oh, you about to get the packing up of a lifetime!
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Y’all just be throwing niggas in hip hop and r&b. This is an alternative ass nigga!
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Seeing black women give the chalk committee a platform when they’re mocking us, makes me want to pass away from embarrassment
period ahh period uhh
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Replying to @VictoriaMonet
“Why did she need to announce their breakup??” Remember how y’all wanted Kehlani dead because yall THOUGHT she cheated on ol dude when they were already broken up, but didn’t announce it? I’m not saying she was obliged to announce shit, but I can see why she would
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Y’all equating men not being rough, hurting you, and telling you to take it, with being “white” is very telling, and very scary
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Her natural hair is received well, because it’s loose textured, and she’s light skinned.

ALT Welp Lame GIF

ice spice being the only rapper rising rn to rock a fro as her signature look is wild as hell to me.
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“The friend zone” doesn’t exist, that person just didn’t wanna fuck you, the end
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Replying to @thejanaymichele
This is why I call these women dumb bitches for being with men who don’t like them, instead of feeling sympathy
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Replying to @thecasino_
“Do something to help daddy out” Yall who try to groom your kids into certain careers so they can take care of you should have been castrated
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Replying to @beyoncepress
Absolutely not 😭
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Replying to @NatStClair
Bitch?????
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Straight people: “the LGBT community is corrupting the children” Also straight people:
Why tf y’all giving your sons honey packs? We are in hell
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Replying to @samah_fadil
Don’t let the bitch be a redhead, you’ll never hear the end of that shit
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Y’all be fighting for the right to traumatize children with poverty
saying poor people shouldn’t have children is eugenics and we can list a dozen reasons why, y’all will still disagree. it’s like talking to a wall sometimes.
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The skin bleaching and caste system based on color in Asia, is in the room, and would like a word
The colorism shit is weird too, we the only race that hate each other out loud
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She’s willing to take her own man out over other peoples children, that’s a good woman
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You: “men can’t manipulate me into fucking” Him for some weird reason: “YOU CANT BE NICE TO THESE BITCHES!!”
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I’m sorry the men you fuck don’t affirm you, but this was some fucking stupid shit to say
you fuckìng a white nigga ?
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Replying to @queen_meghan14
That one shred of African DNA is working overtime!
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People think sex ed is a tutorial on how to fuck, and that’s the problem
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Replying to @mymixtapez
“If my meal was 40 minutes late, I would have peeped!” Shut y’all bitch asses up
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Y’all are very purposefully leaving out the other half of the bullet bag story
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Telling women to accept marital rape, because you want men’s attention is way past insane
It's "sexual liberation" until you married now it's "He shouldn't expect for me to sleep with him on a regular basis" nobody told you to wear yourself out in these streets to begin with, now you don't feel like it with the man you're supposed to spend the rest of your life with??
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So this little girl shoplifted, and assaulted the adults who confronted her about it, but it’s cute because she’s ✨white✨ Baby if this was a little black girl, yall would want her imprisoned, be writing think pieces about her upbringing and somehow throw single moms in the mix
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I remember a while back, someone on here said that black women tend to be conditioned to rough sex, and when it doesn’t hurt, or they’re not being forced to “take it” they call the sex bad, and bash the nigga for being “lame”.
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Ok, send Trey Songz to jail next
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The way y’all call black women ghetto, but love non-black people, especially the lgbt+ for emulating black women, and aave
The way @bretmanrock talks in interviews is hilarious to me.
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“god” while children are getting blown to bits:

ALT Lights Out Reaction GIF by CTV Comedy Channel

No matter who wins the election God is still on the throne.
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Replying to @crybby44
The comments are wild, mind you, intimacy isn’t always sexual.
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He’s being anti-black, and you dumb bitches getting wet cause his voice is deep.
Y’all not ready for his voice
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The man who has gotten women doxxed and harassed for existing at the gym, cites a racist as one of his inspirations. Fork found in kitchen
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So why don’t y’all ever go get your fucking kids
Single fathers raised kids better than single mothers. Most kids raised by a single mom end up as criminal according to stats.
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One (1) fucking potato is 2 goddamn dollars, I don’t wanna hear shit about no goddamn processed foods
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Y’all are gonna make this a trend, and the fucking hitler youth and aryan brotherhood is gonna tell us that this is “proof that we would look better white”
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Replying to @ArrozYUnGandul
I beg your fucking pardon?????
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Replying to @thecasino_
Also, cosmetology can literally fall under “entrepreneurship” you stupid bitch
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It’s actually a lot of black women in her quotes and replies telling her those things are corny soft and lame, and it’s really concerning
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There are way too many women begging for the chance to eat gum off the bottom of a man’s shoe, for yall to feel bad for men who WILLINGLY chase after women who allegedly ask for designer bags on the first date.
I feel bad for my homeboys because the girlies here want black trucks sent, Chanel, and rent paid by the end of week one 😭 I wish I was exaggerating but I’ve seen the txts. I also wish the girlies knew more people who’ve experienced that and what (sometimes) comes with it 🙃
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Thinking of raising kids as soft and easy, just says a lot about how y’all think of motherhood tbh
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Replying to @BAGbabesss
A while back I remember black men saying that black women getting high paying jobs, and becoming more educated is why BM were “turning gay”. It’s always been nothing but hootenanny with that demographic
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Replying to @Pour_Minds
The “you not offending me, I’m from Texas” is WILD, when he’s talking about women who look like you lmfao
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Telling a black girl who is unfaltering, and sure of herself that she has too much did on her chip is white bitch behavior
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The same demographic of men who keep hollering about a damn “street code” lied to the police in order to get a black woman arrested
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Replying to @keke4582
Probably her friend who was fucking him
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Having children should be treated as privilege rather than an absolute right. It’s a nuanced topic, but my point is, y’all think everyone should be parents, and that’s the problem
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Y’all be FIGHTING for the right to be rapists, chile
You numb nut, you don’t see the words FORCE and THREAT. Even compel is to FORCE, if persuade and coerce was the same fucking thing, they wouldn’t be two different words
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Replying to @THEG0DMUTHA
He is creeping up on the golden years, and is one sprained ankle away from an aarp card. Pls
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Y’all are forcing Suki to be the representative for all black women, but Kodak and his rape cases have “nothing to do with the rest of black men” Okay lol
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Black women getting our hair complimented by white men is our version of this 😭
White man in the park said he liked my braids. Thought I had another week left in these but apparently I do not.
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Replying to @NurseStandard
“Should people get paid for working” is a rather insane question
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A light skinned mixed woman claiming to not fit any beauty standards is another brand of insane
Replying to @AfroStunnerz
Y’all remind me everyday I don’t fit into no type of beauty standards lmao skinny ass noses of course they cute
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You mad because boys *checks notes* did not assault your sister??
Sister got her HPV injection, had to ask her if the boys tried to punch her arm. She said “nah why would they do that”. Times have changed fr 😭🤣😭🤣
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Like, the sex y’all “enjoy” damn near simulates assault..
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Replying to @ESPNFrankie
But not surprising. These black “has been” celebrities need a check, and the right is paying
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This bitch is weird for fantasizing about someone getting cheated on, full stop. This isn’t about “defending celebrities and parasocial relationships”, what the fuck is this to say?? And y’all are weird for defending it
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“And y’all be watching that show” Bitch the news came out a fucking hour ago, what the fuck are y’all even talking about???
Video Surfaces Of ‘Beef’ Star David Choe Bragging About Alleged Rape Of A Black Woman ‘For Shock Value’ bit.ly/3GHDx67
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