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Atherton, CA
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Printed out 50 of these gonna tape them to the front of random small businesses
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Nothing else to do in Uzbekistan except beat the shit out of each other I guess
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Prophet Muhammad lookalike contest @ Washington Square Park tomorrow at 6:00 am
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Well considering that I don't even own a small business, I would say I'm punching up
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Rest in peace Anthony Bourdain I made this tribute of what it might be like if you visited my hometown of Glendale Arizona
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Boston is so funny to me. Paying San Francisco rent to live in a loud and decaying sports/drinking city with awful weather all because there are a few good colleges and biotech jobs
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Sorry guys I really wanted to be the first but didn't know how to do it on my phone and I'm getting hot pot with my family rn
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Watching an international movie (trainspotting) with no subtitles so I can learn the language (scottish)
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I made a hypothetical subway map for Southeast Oregon, one of the most sparsely populated areas in the entire country. This system would be insanely expensive, very useless, and nobody who lives in any of these cities would want it.
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Proof that every 'social media manager' belongs to the exact same upper east side rich parents demographic
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The worst feeling in the world is stumbling across some weird event on Wikipedia and then learning afterwards there's a Netflix docuseries on it
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She just died? Wow. I didn’t know that. You are telling me now for the first time. She led an amazing life. What else can you say. Whether you agreed or not, she was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. I am actually sad to hear that. I am sad to hear that.
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Looking at a map and trying to guess the least crossed state border. I think it has to be the New Mexico/Oklahoma border but who knows
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Googling "hardest drink for barista to make" and then ordering that everywhere I go help them hone their skills
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You've gotta be a beginner soda fan to not know about Moxie. New England's finest beverage
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I wish I had the liquid capital necessary to start a small business. And I'm currently between jobs after being unjustly fired so I don't have a workplace. Basically what I'm saying is kick rocks
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Being 25 is so weird... It's like, some friends are married and have kids, meanwhile other friends are still in high school 😂 and they're all sophomores and we hang out on Thursdays
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We're doing nostalgia bait posts for pirates of the Caribbean now? Is this the point we're at? Come on
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People throw around the term "nightmare blunt rotation" but I'd be hard pressed to find a worse group of famous people
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The US is not a low trust society I have to put my life in the hands of dozens of f150 and Altima drivers every day
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Always disappointed when art museums don't have cool bathrooms. This urinal is not postmodern enough
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Maybe it's because videos like this are symptoms of widespread institutional failure (healthcare and media in this case)
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It's so funny to me that half of the people who follow this account think his old tweets are awful and the other half thinks they're based
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Los Angeles metro area has more people than Paris and yet there's NO TRAIN TO THE AIRPORT
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Everyone please stop telling me to kill myself. The joke was in poor taste and I've deleted the original tweet
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I could write an entire dissertation on 'I Love It' but I think the biggest takeaway is that it marked the end of the 2010s culturally. It was the last moment of significance before covid- the zenith of that specific brand of Harambesque meme culture
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Wow this blew up- while you're here check out my band
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Asking the waiter if there's a corkage fee and then pulling one of these out of my tote bag
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This is the wrist of the man that the Democrats feel should be brought back to the United States, because he is such "a fine and innocent person." They said he is not a member of MS-13, even though he's got MS-13 tattooed onto his wrist, and two Highly Respected Courts found that
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Thank you Greg Abbott. I am an Israeli living in the golan heights and without San Marcos support I would have to move back to tel aviv
Anti-Israel policies are anti-Texas policies.
Sent a letter to the City of San Marcos today condemning its proposed antisemitic resolution openly flouting Texas state law.
Texas will NOT tolerate antisemitism.
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