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this is why it's so important to learn how to perfect parry
RPG hitting a human torso 💥
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REDBULLS ARE HEALTHY
Taurine, an amino acid found in meat and shelfish that’s often used in energy drinks, may help with health aging, new research suggests. nbcnews.com/health/aging/tau…
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The authors of the study are clear that the results are very preliminary and that it is unclear if humans will respond like the mice and worms did. science.org/doi/10.1126/sc
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WHAT DID I SAY
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found a polaroid in the pocket of this suit at a thrift store of the previous owner wearing it
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i'm so legitimately excited for this literally who is the target audience here
Hildur Guðnadóttir confirms ‘JOKER 2’ is a musical. “All I can say is there is going to be a lot of music. That's all I can give away.” (Source: comicbook.com/dc/news/joker-…)
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henry kissinger's friends rn
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this is what it feels like when i recognize where i am and turn google maps off
First look at ‘KINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES’. In theaters on May 24.
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she unmatched me for this
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What is a piece of writing, on the internet (i.e. not a book), that you return to or at least consider foundational?
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skylar. i PROMISE you. i never touched that peach, and even if i did, it would have been for US. for our FAMILY.
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this is the lollipop equivalent of smoking a cigar
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watched doctor strange w friends last night & we collectively lost our shit at this shot. it looks like the cop from cloudy with a chance of meatballs
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tom brady

ALT Dune Dune Kiss GIF

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lmao
like this is genuinely hilarious
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every single reply to this tweet is from a bot account you really can't make this shit up
“You will now take the oath of the warrior. Loyal. Brave. True.” Watch the brand-new trailer for Disney’s #Mulan, in theaters March 27.
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i made a synthwave remix of the home depot song
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this thumbnail is so funny to me
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Replying to @hootietheeowl
i'm like a detective being able to think like the criminal they're hunting down but for trust fund kids
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Replying to @Tranz_Ferdinand
let me have this
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me getting a glass of water at 3am
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how do boys start being friends with eachother???
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every man has an insatiable desire to make a grand structure and pose with it like this
Douglas Trumbull and the exquisite Tyrell Building model for Blade Runner (1982).
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you encounter the final boss at the subway and this is the soundtrack
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Jimmy Kimmel will return to host the 2024 Oscars.
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oversharing online is so important bc like what if someone needed to know that
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the answer is ME
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losing my mind at this kid sized glock
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i've been scrolling past these trailers every time i open twitter and i keep thinking florence pugh is dante
New teaser for ‘THUNDERBOLTS*’ In theaters on May 2.
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THE DEAD SPEAK! Emperor Palpatine has sent a "wyd lol" text across the Galaxy!
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when you do something so stupid and dangerous on the road that could have cost you your life but your eta goes down by 1 minute
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Replying to @MukkysWorld
as a workaround you could look into coca cola with cocaine mixed in
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if i got stabbed in the back 23 times by roman senators i'd be like guys wtf
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Replying to @Freezy_Penguin
you're gonna die im afraid :(
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man they were fitted up in 1999 hxh
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in contention for the worst take ive seen all week
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guys holy shit
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quick he's going into battle he needs your strongest potions
Bra they gave me the worst seat at the theater
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Replying to @calawow
okay
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i 100% believe this was intentionally goofy
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Street Fighter III: Third Strike
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if i was in levi squad i couldv teched this shit
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watching RRR in this theater would have solved everything wrong with my life
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the panda express manager when you don't donate 38 cents to the childrens hospital
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the spice must flow
IM LITERALLY SHAKING BUY HIM BROWN CONTACTS PLS
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"say it! yer fond of me aunt jemima"
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bruh wtf i literally went out in this today
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Replying to @tsloth88 @Tsloth88
literally it does
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i think about this every single day
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always love it when this shows up on my tl i think it's my favorite painting ever
The Making of the Perfect Martini, Guy Buffet (b. Paris, 1943), Lithography, 2000.
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new chainsaw man today 😎
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he had white boy swag
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wow this blew up everybody check this out
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mom we frew up
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sorry i didn't know your dog was a fucking LOSER
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bruh i forgot how they whitewashed rose in brotherhood
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tfw u look both ways when you cross the street
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Junior vs Junior. in an open field, only what they have on them, anything goes. who would win in a fight to the death
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just finished reading the shibuya incident arc
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people still pretending skyler was somehow in the wrong
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this shot is so funny, go grandpa go
3 years ago today, ‘STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER’ released in theaters.
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"yo this edible aint shi-"
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shut my brain off during a marvel movie & i flatlined
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the four stages of shitting yourself
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morning
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it's cool if you listen to vgm in a ridge racer/third strike way but cringe if you listen to it in a persona 5/nintendo way hope this helps
People actually listen to video game soundtracks?
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david lynch is one of the only humans i feel like would actually be able to kamehameha if he wanted to
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me n the cockroach im spraying with febreeze because i dont have raid
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they should let jared leto do a reddit AMA in character i feel like that would be pretty funny
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this is genuinely how i look at cars parking in front of my job while i'm on shift
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sorting r/twosentencehorror by controversial is a goldmine
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put some pasta in a pot of hot water
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all is going according to plan
#Dune opens at #1 at the domestic box office with $40.1 million, becoming Denis Villeneuve’s biggest domestic opening at the box office and the best start for Warner Bros. and an HBO Max day-and-date title.
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the operation.... has been a success
#Dune is officially getting a sequel. bit.ly/3jF9SPf
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Replying to @CosmonautMarcus
there's a scene where a vampire & blade both do like three 360 roundhouse kicks back to back & never hit each other, i clipped it once but can't find it anymore
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Replying to @HeartBathtub
fully going to let this power get to my head
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when u got lofi hip hop playing and the anime girl voiceover kicks in
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boy this sim's about to "snardelgobben foofa shooploh roolon" his way into some pussy
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if i made a tourist attraction on arrakis i'd make the most godlike jalapeño ranch & call it muad'dip
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living as a lego would be so cool u can just break stuff and it turns into currency
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