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Listen… FUCK MICHIGAN
But why the fuck do people try to use alumni status as a measuring tool as to whether or not people can be fans of a certain football team?
Fucking Dork.
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Will Howard ‘24–
•73.0%
•4,010 Yards
•35 TDs
UM Records—
•72.3% (McCarthy)
•3,331 Yards (Navarre)
•25 TDs (Grbac; Henne)
Congrats to Will Howard on breaking every single passing record in Michigan History!
Congratulations to Will Howard on breaking the Michigan single season passing TD record.
Howard threw 10 more this season than any Wolverine in the history of their program.
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Guys in his recruiting class—
Cade Cunningham
Jalen Green
Evan Mobley
Jonathon Kuminga
Scottie Barnes
Bennerict Mathurin
Jalen Suggs
Moses Moody
All atleast 3 years pro.
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Michigan Fans:
“THE SIGNS DIDN’T MATTER!”
The Result of the Signs (highlighted):
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Fun Fact—
James Peoples:
17 Carries
81 Yards
2 TDs
Donovan Edwards:
19 Carries
68 Yards
0 TDs
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Imagine if they flipped the script.
If it’s a dude, he’s a deadbeat and a piece of shit. Since it’s a female, she’s getting “respect” 🤣
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Anonymous Penn State player on Marvin Harrison Jr:
“He walked in our locker room pregame & walked by me. I’m like, what the hell is he coming in our locker room for?.. He walked by me & looked at Kalen King & said, ‘Lace em up, it’s gonna be a long fucking game’”
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We’re a Dodgeball school.
Michigan Dodgeball can’t even crack the Top 25. Nerds.
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“Yes we cheated to catch up to everyone else that was attempting to do it legally”
-JJ McCarthy
His quote proves that players and staff knew the whole time 🤣
J.J. McCarthy believes 80% of teams steal signs, accuses Ohio State:
“...I don’t want to say a crazy number, but I’d say a good number, 80% of teams in college football steal signs. It’s just a thing about football.
You know, it’s been around for years. We actually had to adapt because in 2020 and 2019 when Ohio State was stealing our signs, which is legal, we had to get up to the level that they were at, and we had to make it an even playing field.”
on3.com/college/michigan-wol…
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Michigan Points Given Up—
7 games before caught:
41 points
4 games after caught:
52 points
Interesting stat. Have a good day.
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Since he ripped that flag from their hands—
10 Tackles
4.5 TFL
4.5 Sacks
6 PD’s
1 FF
1 FR
1 TD
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Don Szn
I don’t enjoy trashing former players.
But since Jameson Williams still throws major hate towards OSU. Let’s take another look at why he left…
NFL Stats-
Jamo: 18 G, 51 TGT, 25 REC, 395 YDS, 3 TD
JSN: 15 G, 86 TGT, 59 REC, 602 YDS, 3 TD
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There is no competition 🤣
And that’s not saying anything negative about Ryan.. He’s a WR1 in almost any other class in history.
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Jim Harbaugh vs Ohio State-
‘15: Loss
‘16: Loss
‘17: Loss
‘18: Loss
‘19: Loss
‘20: Faked COVID to avoid getting fired
‘21: Cheated to Win (Gonna be vacated)
‘22: Cheated to Win (Gonna be vacated)
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Couple things on that last INT—
•McCord made the right read. If the OL didn’t get blown up & McCord get hit as he throws, good chance this is 6 to Marv.
•Moore didn’t make the catch. Another replay that didn’t go in OSU’s favor, sadly.
Once again, we had 140+ other plays so this isn’t why we lost. Just interesting to look at again.
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Semaj thinks he’s a main character 🤣
Bro has 1 catch for -5 yards combined in Michigan’s last two wins against OSU.
They don’t need to intimidate you 🤣
You don’t contribute regardless 🤡
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$2,115.20 before taxes.
$26.44 an hour.
$55,000 per year.
Also, you keep saying “little to no benefits” & “she’s got 3 kids”!
1. The amount of kids won’t change your wages. But it will increase your tax return.
2. She’s making $26+ an hour, I’m sure she has decent benefits.
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If you’re a Buckeye fan & you’re blaming Will Howard… Then you’re just a moron…
I can’t help you.
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THE QB OF A TEAM PLAYING FOR A NATTY REALLY JUST HOLLERED FROM THE ROOF TOPS…
🗣️WE CHEATED HAHAHAHA
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Anonymous Michigan State player on Marvin Harrison Jr:
“He walked in our locker room pregame & walked by me. I’m like, what the hell is he coming in our locker room for?.. He walked by me & looked at our entire secondary & said, ‘Lace em up, it’s gonna be a long fucking game’”
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1. He was a redshirt freshman.
2. Texas Tech threw to football 763 times compared to Ohio State’s 455.
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Chris… You also took all these guys over Garrett Wilson & Chris Olave.
We get it, you hate Ohio State. 🤡🤣
Here’s my Top 5 WRs. Rankings based on film.
Awesome group. So much to like with Nabers, Thomas, and Harrison. I just think the LSU guys are able to separate more and run by you better than Harrison
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Every year the NFL analysts take a mediocre white QB and hype him into something he’s not. 🤣
‘24: JJ McCarthy
‘23: Will Levis
‘22: Kenny Pickett
‘21: Zach Wilson
‘19: Daniel Jones
‘18: Sam Darnold
‘17: Mitchell Trubisky
‘16: Paxton Lynch
‘14: Blake Bortles
Former NFL GM Mike Tannenbaum believes J.J. McCarthy could’ve put up Jayden Daniels numbers if he was at LSU last season👀
"...If he had played for LSU. What would his stats look like?
They’d look a lot closer to Jayden Daniels. If Jayden Daniels was at Michigan, his stats would look a lot closer to J.J. McCarthy."
(via @GetUpESPN)
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Lmfao.
I don’t usually knock these kids..
But wtf kinda graphic is this?
“Yeah I’m committed… But these guys got a chance to flip me (pending bank transactions)” 🤣
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BREAKING: Sydney Sweeney and Ohio State football player Jack Sawyer have been “quietly spending time together” this summer. #GoBucks
How do Buckeye fans feel about this?
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Ain’t no way ESPN really posted a picture of Larry Johnson while announcing the Tony Alford news.
This is racist af. 😭
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On3 reporting a walk-on being dismissed from the team is hilarious.
Even more hilarious is the fact that he was dismissed earlier in the season and they think it was just today 🤣
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Quinshon Judkins most recent Instagram follows… Including Will Howard a little lower on the list 👀
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Jesse Minter & Jim Harbaugh vs an OSU QB in the NFL w/o Connor Stalions. 🤭🤣
CATCHING L’s.
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Texas safety Michael Taaffe should have taken exception to Will Howard blowing by him on a crucial 4th & 2. 🤣
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Michigan fans: “Recruiting is harder for us because we care about academics”
Taylor Lewan regarding his HS academics:
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Just ran into Caleb Downs at the John Glenn Airport. Snapped this quick photo. ✈️🌰🅾️🔥
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Seth McLaughlin wins the Rimington..
But he’s not a 1st Team AP All American at Center?
🤣🤣
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To be fair…
1. You should make the right call every time no matter what point it is in the game.
2. “Let the PLAYERS determine the outcome” — Is the screener not a player that’s setting an illegal screen? Is that not a player determining the outcome?
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Ain’t no way the dude talking trash about OSU WR’s not being “tough” is on TikTok crying about being “single forever” 🤭
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He just simply couldn’t cover him.
3 Catches for 82 Yards before halftime. 3 First Downs.
Your Biletnikoff winner destroying 1st Team All B1G CB. 😏
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With Air Noland entering the portal..
Ohio State’s current QB’s for 2025:
Lincoln Kienholz
Julian Sayin
Tavien St Clair
They will 100% bring in an experienced transfer to be QB1 or QB2.
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Per TMZ reports, Ohio State Linebacker Reid Carrico is now dating A-list celebrity Margot Robbie.
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Same dudes that say Lebron is a punk and couldn’t last in the 90’s are now saying what he did was too physical and not right 🤣🤣💀
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Michigan fans talking about OSU recruiting more than they talk about their ‘23 Natty. It’s a sickening addiction 😭🤣
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“WE ARE SO BACK!”
(Life’s a lot harder when you don’t know the defensive plays) 🤣🤣🤣
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This is a respectable answer and should be accepted by EVERYONE.
I’m also okay with people favoring Lebron at 1 and MJ at 2.
Nobody else should be in your top 2, except MAYBE Kareem. I can accept a case for him.
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Where Ohio State players rank on ESPN’s NFL Draft Big Board (Top 200):
Josh Simmons #10
Tyliek Williams #21
Emeka Egbuka #29
Donovan Jackson #47
Quinshon Judkins #53
JT Tuimoloau #57
Seth McLaughlin #66
Jack Sawyer #80
TreVeyon Henderson #82
Davison Igbinosun #90
Cody Simon #120
Denzel Burke #131
Lathan Ransom #168
Sonny Styles #188
Ty Hamilton #192
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