Messi deadarse won the World Cup
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I'd be in tears too if I just saw my bank account quadruple over night
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One in an 8 billion chance of taking a pic with Messi and he's got his eyes closed looooool I'd ki myself
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Messi regen with Maradona's attitude ffs he might go nuclear
🚨🎙️| Lamine: "It's a great experience when your own fans are louder than the home team's fans in the opponent's stadium. It's incredible." #fcblive 😂
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Shout out to Cristiano man. At least he had the decency to hop on his sister's IG account to complain about not winning BdO.
Vini's having a meltdown in 4k
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Provokes his old club's fans. Fucks KDB's girl. Bails Franco's club out of every bad situation. Supports Israel.
Hall of fame scumbag lmfao
Courtois is the reason why the Atleti fans are going crazy. He provokes the club that gave him everything and then wonders about their reaction
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Messi off. James off. Just 22 thugs beating the shit out of eachother for 30 mins. Oh boy
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I'm sorry but if you think most of the hatred towards him stems from racism you're simply lying to yourself.
He's just a big fat prick
La réaction de Vinicius JR quand il voit les 6 minutes de temps additionnel 😅
(@SC_ESPN)
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No way they actually let him play in an official match in this shape wtf.
Ik its a friendly but still
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Madrid fans spent two decades watching Ramos commit war crimes for them weekly but now they’ve ‘lost respect’ and ‘didn’t expect’ such actions from him LMFAOOOOO
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He really ran to the dressing room full speed to post this while the timeline is still hot.
He's addicted to shithousery. Absolute freak. I adore him.
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Disgusting, dirty, smelly little rat.
His stench is strong enough to melt the polar ice caps.
Fuck him, fuck Jude, fuck Carlo, fuck Madrid and FUCK ter Stegen too
Vinciius ha inventado el Penalti Bluetooth.
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They need to rename "Spotify Camp Nou" to hustle_hard_304 Arena
❗️Lamine Yamal’s father, via IG (@hustle_hard_304): “As a father and person, I thank you don Lamine Yamal, thank you my son” #EURO2024
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Insane shot that. Reminded me of a Luuk de Jong bullet header. Rest in piss
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This is how you do a fucking Balon d'Or presentation man. We had Messi just raise the BdO in the air, do a 360 and put in a 5 G/A 90 min slave shift afterwards
Nananananananananananana nitter.app/f40998cc1c/status/1860…
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Let me be brutally honest. We don't need another lanky white twink in defense. We need a big, strong, tall, towering, BLACK bully at centre back.
Not racismo, just facts. No thank you.
🚨🚨🌕| BREAKING: Barcelona have contacted Dean Huijsen and presented their offer to him.
[@LucaBendoni/@DiMarzio]
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Hansi Flick was really just sitting there in the unemployment office for an entire year and no big club wanted to touch him with a ten foot pole LMFAO 😂😂😂
This guy won a sextuple btw
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Yamal died out there lmao. Learn english for your balon de oro speech next year lil bro
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Rename the stadium to Spotify-Nike-Sony-Amazon-Smirnoff-Dominos Camp Coca-Cola Nou if you have to. Just get it done. @JoanLaportaFCB
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My brother in christ you literally played with Ronaldinho, Messi and Henry
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This guy is deadass the BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD after spending 8 years in a catalan hospital and costing us a CL.
Fucking infuriating but hilarious ngl
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Played out of his god damn mind today. Left everything out there. Even after suffering so much criticism. Comeback doesn't happen without him. Was still running like a madman deep in 2nd extra time.
Keep your fucking head up you absolute warrior, Gerard Martin.
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I think the reason why Vini is so asscheeks for Brazil is because his game heavily relies on drawing fouls even from the slightest of contacts, which works in Europe, but the south american UFC refs are having none of it.
Also he's ugly as fuck
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Everyone in the dressing room hates his guts. Even Messi, a person practically impossible to fall out with, hated his guts.
German cancer.
🚨🎙️| Koundé: "Szczesny had a great game. We're very happy. It's very important to have a goalkeeper who saves and make the game easier." #fcblive 👀
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FUCK YOUR 90 MINUTES
FUCK YOUR 15 UCLs
FUCK MBAPPE
FUCK CR KELLY
FUCK YOUR BALON DE ORO LOSER
FUCK YOUR HERITAGE
FUCK YOUR ROOF
FUCK PEREZ
FUCK YOUR GOLDEN BOY BELLINGHAM
FUCK YOUR ENTIRE CITY
AND MOST OF ALL, FUCK TER STEGEN
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Yeah everyone who compared Lewandowski to this monster needs to serve 50 years in a soviet gulag
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No Hansi. Thank YOU. Saved my life. Gave young Barca fans a taste of what this club feels like when its on top of the world. Revived the sport. Thank YOU.
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Saudi Ronnie is unironically my favorite version of him. Its like watching an old man develop dementia in real time
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Someone post that Rashford masterclass vs. PSG right now. I need all true culers to know what type of demon we just signed
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He didn't show 1/10th of this emotion in 2 years at PSG lmfaoooo he hated that shithole so much
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Sigma Szczesny didn't take his shirt off so as to not emasculate everyone else with his greek god like physique. My humble goat
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How are you kissing and hugging a guy who just missed against you in a penalty shootout lmao. The love they have for Leo in south america is so real
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He's about to hit his 5th peak at the age of 38 lmfaoooooooo
Lionel Andrés Messi vs Bolivia. Eliminatorias.
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Take a look at this tweet and their fanbase as a whole and look me dead in the eyes and tell me they don't resemble zionists even just a tiny little bit.
Go ahead, lie to me
THEY CRIED IN MILAN.
THEY CRIED IN LISBON.
THEY CRY AGAIN.
FOREVER SMALL! @Atleti
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Messi fans you got ONE more year left to prop up your guy before this demon wins the World Cup and clears his entire career at 18.
I'm so serious.
🚨🇪🇸 GOAL | Espanyol 0-1 Barcelona | Lamine Yamal
WHAT A FANTASTIC GOAL FROM LAMINE YAMAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Incredible PR run from Rafa omg. Covering a horrendous stinker with a top 10 football respect moment.
This is how its done @vinijr
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Lamine Yamal ain't even got hair on his balls yet and he's expected to compete against the greatest superteam ever assembled in sports history on his own LOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Best freekick I've ever seen in my life. Not quite sure if Messi's vs. Liverpool touches this I'll be real.
Not close to perfection, just perfection.
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WE GOT ANOTHER ONE YOU FUCKING PUSSIEEESSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Why does it seem like all Copa America matches are played at x2 speed or are the Euros really that slow paced?
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Its been said many, many times but this dude really is the greatest of all time without a question of a doubt
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Lunin turning back into the backup keeper he actually is after playing like prime Lev Yashin for Madrid is further proof that they dabble in black magic btw
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Shoutout to Mbappe, he genuinely played outta his skin tonight.
Bellingham with his usual ghost sesh, no G/A to cover it up.
And Vini, maybe you'll get the Balon d'Or in another lifetime you ugly loser. Not this one tho.
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Ref got the last laugh in the end man. That dive from Eric Garcia was so stinky but he called it with the biggest fucking smirk on his face I've ever seen. Sent Rudiger's head flying off to space as well. So happy for him and his family. Fuck Real Madrid.
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They're the biggest football nerds on the fucking planet man. Bet they'll go over to Xavi's house tonight and sip red wine while analyzing the nuances of Pablo Torre's footwork
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That's the most insane fucking pass I've ever seen and it doesn't even crack his top 100 assists.
He's still the best player in the world its sooo obvious man
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This dude been posting nothing but threats for the past 2 months.
Leave us alone man
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Yeah Hansi can go trophyless and lose both El Clasicos by double digits and I'll still back him. Look at these names dude
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France vs. England final would genuinely set the sport back 50 years. Please god no
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He's so cheeks I'm crying.
Him and Roque might end up being the new Odegaard and Halilovic
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Running tracks around the pitch in a CL final >>>>>
A first look inside The Atatürk Stadium ahead of the @ChampionsLeague Final….
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Insane sub from Flick yet again. Ferran for Olmo instead of Lewandowski (didn't make sense).
Outcome:
Lewandowski x1
Ferran x2
Genius.
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Have to say shoutout to the referee.
Gave Madrid a bonus penalty, didnt give them a clear red card for tackling the last man, didnt give us a clear penalty, disallowed Fermin's goal which would've NEVER been disallowed if they scored it.
Earned his fucking paycheck.
Honor. 🫡
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In 2017, If you told me Dembele would win the BdO before Mbappe I would've said you're damn fucking right.
In 2021, If you told me Dembele would win the BdO before Mbappe I would've spat in your face.
In 2024, If you told me Dembele would win the BdO at all I would've shoved your head in a toilet.
In 2025, Dembele has won the Bdo and Mbappe still hasn't.
Full circle. Funny sport
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These bellends are gonna ruin all the fun aren't they
🚨 Valencia fans have prepared an ugly chant about Vinicius and the Ballon D'Or for the game at the Mestalla on Saturday. @tjcope
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Meanwhile, Yamal unboxing Madrid shirts as a kid, hanging out with Neymar, posting pics of Maradona, not following Messi on insta etc.
My priorities for the Balon d'Or have shifted...
📲 | Dembélé on IG: How nice to see you again, Messi. The best player of all time. I hope you continue to make history with Inter Miami as you did in the Club World Cup.
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Messi's insta post is 10 milly likes away from breaking the world record. I know all u indians got 10 burner accounts, go like that shit
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Two grown ass footballing legends giggling like little girls because they admire eachother so much.
Will never get tired of this
Leo Messi: “Scoring a goal in the World Cup final is the best thing ever, right?
Both of us can say that.” @adidasfootball 🇦🇷🇫🇷
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First time in a long while where you can tell Yamal is only 17. One of his worst ever games
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I remember Fermin blocking a pass which went out for a throw-in in the dying minutes of the game and screaming like a man possessed.
I screamed at the TV with him and beat my chest like a gorilla.
Insane moment. Insane performance as well. Fucking love Fermin
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Genuinely thought we were gonna bottle a 5-1 lead.
This club has FINISHED my mental health
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No offense to the guy playing in Saudi but I've never EVER feared him the way I feared Mbappe in the world cup final, or whenever he played against Messi's team in general. He's scored 9 whole goals on top of his dome since 2018 ffs
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Raphinha we'll let this one slide biggest bro, just remember to know your role and never talk down on my glorious king's country ever again
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The streets won't ever forget 🫡
Franck Kessié's revealed his salute celebration is something very important to him…
"Dad was a footballer, then he became a soldier and died. My gesture is for him."
Scored a goal in Milan's game that won them the Serie A title, now in AFCON final for his nation. Respect. 🫡❤️
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Figo beefing on twitter with Rajesh from Mumbai during the ceremony. What a day man
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Messi lowkey choked in the biggest moment of his international career but Lloris was just too shit to take advantage of it.
We thank the high heavens!
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God blessed me with Dinho then blessed me with Messi then blessed me with Lamine Yamal back to back to back
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Special place in heaven for this humble little fella right here. Thank you for everything mister Scaloni
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That's what I'm fucking talking about man. Perfect quote, no notes. I forgive you Frenkie
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Finally. People think we're good now, wait until this monstro gets back on the pitch. We're gonna average an xG of 4.5
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Defending a lead against Madrid has literally never worked and these weirdos keep trying it lmfao.
Only way to beat them is to put them to the sword. Relentless pressure for 90+ minutes. Its not rocket science man. When are these coaches gonna learn
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Araujo is hilarious man. Can't even hate anymore. He just is what he is. Nunez of CBs
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(🌕) BREAKING: Barcelona is now finally considering on a potential new keeper signing. @Benayadachraf #Transfers 🧤🚨🚨
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